Neroli's ego by howdyrockerbaby1

I think we should approach her in a non-confrontational manner. She's kinda tetchy if you corner her. I think we should have her committed to the same re-hab Gunhand and Kelly Osbourne are in.

Mal-licious

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Tuesday, May 25, 2004 4:19 PM

HOWDYROCKERBABY1

Quote:
Originally posted by Malicious:
I think we should approach her in a non-confrontational manner. She's kinda tetchy if you corner her. I think we should have her committed to the same re-hab Gunhand and Kelly Osbourne are in.

Mal-licious

Just as long as its not the Rehab that Whitney Houston went to for what a day and a half? Then went home for personal treatment (:cough: more cocaine :cough:)

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MAL: This is my scrap of nowhere. You go on and find your own.
SAFFRON: You can't just leave me here, on this
lifeless piece of crap moon...
MAL: Sure I can.
SAFFRON: I'll die.
MAL: Well, as a courtesy, you might start
getting busy on that, cause all this chatter ain't doin' me any kindness.

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Tuesday, May 25, 2004 4:34 PM

What I'm in rehab now?

Sheesh get stormed upon and then sick for a few days and wind up in rehab...

Good thing I didn't know you guys in college.

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"Oh hey, I got an idea. Instead of us hanging
around playing art critic till I get pinched by
the Man, how's about we move away from this
eerie-ass piece of work and get on with our
increasingly eerie-ass day, how's that?"

My eerie-ass website:
http://gunhandsfirefly.homestead.com/Index.html

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Tuesday, May 25, 2004 4:38 PM

STATIC

Quote:
Originally posted by Gunhand:
What I'm in rehab now?

Sheesh get stormed upon and then sick for a few days and wind up in rehab...

Now, now. . .Gunhand. . .

DENIAL is the first sign you have a problem.

Actually. . .driving your 'vette at 130 MPH down the interstate with a hooker in your lap, losing control, rolling the 'vette and walking away only to pass out, then wake up in Tijuana. . .THAT is the FIRST sign that you have a problem. Denial is the SECOND.

But I digress.

Static - Harem-master extraordinare

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"Wash. . .we got some local color happening. A grand entrance would not go amiss."

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Tuesday, May 25, 2004 4:45 PM

HOWDYROCKERBABY1

Quote:
Originally posted by Gunhand:
What I'm in rehab now?

Sheesh get stormed upon and then sick for a few days and wind up in rehab...

Good thing I didn't know you guys in college.

~-~-~-~-~-~-~-
"Oh hey, I got an idea. Instead of us hanging
around playing art critic till I get pinched by
the Man, how's about we move away from this
eerie-ass piece of work and get on with our
increasingly eerie-ass day, how's that?"

My eerie-ass website:
http://gunhandsfirefly.homestead.com/Index.html

Gunhand!

I would like to...uh....put it on the record that i NEVER ever said that you were in rehab...

*Runs and jumps in your old bunker...*

...crap.... you know where that is don't you?

...

....

maybe in your....er...post-rehabinal(i made up a word!) state you've forgotten its location.

i won't take my chances though!

*finds an empty field and starts digging a hole*

~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~
MAL: This is my scrap of nowhere. You go on and find your own.
SAFFRON: You can't just leave me here, on this
lifeless piece of crap moon...
MAL: Sure I can.
SAFFRON: I'll die.
MAL: Well, as a courtesy, you might start
getting busy on that, cause all this chatter ain't doin' me any kindness.

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Tuesday, May 25, 2004 4:48 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by Static:
Quote:
Originally posted by Gunhand:
What I'm in rehab now?

Sheesh get stormed upon and then sick for a few days and wind up in rehab...

Now, now. . .Gunhand. . .

DENIAL is the first sign you have a problem.

Actually. . .driving your 'vette at 130 MPH down the interstate with a hooker in your lap, losing control, rolling the 'vette and walking away only to pass out, then wake up in Tijuana. . .THAT is the FIRST sign that you have a problem. Denial is the SECOND.

But I digress.

Static - Harem-master extraordinare

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"Wash. . .we got some local color happening. A grand entrance would not go amiss."

Well one time I woke up in Montreal and a couple nice ladies were making me breakfast in the kitchen, speaking to each other in French the whole while and all I could think of was,"How drunk was I last night? I drove to France!"

Of course at the time I thought I could actually drive to France from NY...Which says something about my state, of mind not NY itself which I kinda am lukewarm on. Then I remembered the bar fight, wondered where we left the Humvee, and why am I wearing a fur hat?

That could be the sign of a problem...

Now as far as Tijuana goes. I'm not at liberty to say anothing about Tijuana. The First Rule of Tojuana is that there is no Tijuana.

Ummm. Nevermind. Hope this rehab they signed me up for has good breakfasts...

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Tuesday, May 25, 2004 5:04 PM

JEBBYPAL

Quote:
Gunhand wrote: Hope this rehab they signed me up for has good breakfasts...

Well depends, how do you feel about protein cubes made by Zoe?

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Tuesday, May 25, 2004 5:08 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by jebbypal:
Quote:
Gunhand wrote: Hope this rehab they signed me up for has good breakfasts...

Well depends, how do you feel about protein cubes made by Zoe?

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Eating my gun is a term that comes directly to mind...

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Tuesday, May 25, 2004 5:11 PM

I...uh...um...

I didn't think the riot was for me...so I never checked that thread...I'm sorry!! ~hangs head in shame~

Just never was much for rioting so's I never went into that thread. Gunhands the Riot guy...

Going to go check out me and Gunhands riot right now!!

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Tuesday, May 25, 2004 5:13 PM

I'm willing to share the riot with my groupie.

And yes, I am the riot guy.

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Tuesday, May 25, 2004 6:47 PM

CAGEYBEE

if i start a riot to bust you two out of rehab (protein cube breakfasts? you CANNOT stay), can i be dubbed official riot instigator and often participant?

me

~Mal- "how drunk was i last night?"
~Jayne- "i don't know. i passed out."

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Tuesday, May 25, 2004 6:51 PM

Well, I think they're both sick puppies, but they're OUR sick puppies! Geminis too...just not looking good for you two, I'm afraid!

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Tuesday, May 25, 2004 6:53 PM

Just kidding, just kidding! (Mom feeling guilty about her untamed sarcasm) It's just that I'm hurt that nobody has visited me in jail!

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Tuesday, May 25, 2004 6:55 PM

CAGEYBEE

mom, i tried to visit you but one of the cops recognized me (despite my black spy attire) and i had to make a run for it. i did manage to smuggle in some cigarettes for you to barter with...check your blankets.

me

~Mal- "how drunk was i last night?"
~Jayne- "i don't know. i passed out."

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Tuesday, May 25, 2004 7:01 PM

How sweet! Biffy from the kitchen is interested in the cigs, she's willing to trade for chocolate. And the cops wouldn't have recognized you if you weren't mumbling "I'm going to Jayne's bunk!" over and over again!

Off to make license plates!

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Tuesday, May 25, 2004 7:04 PM

Hi, Neroli and Gunhand. Cageybee's birthday is Thursday, and I'm thinking both of yours is real soon. If you'd like, I could give you a birthday reading from my book. Just give me the date. Good luck in rehab!

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Tuesday, May 25, 2004 7:08 PM

CAGEYBEE

that mumbling gives me away everytime! although, it helped a lot when i needed to get out of jury duty

and, if anyone wants to get me something for my birthday, you know where to send it...

me

~Mal- "how drunk was i last night?"
~Jayne- "i don't know. i passed out."

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Tuesday, May 25, 2004 9:02 PM

All right, we need to organize a jailbreak for Mom...let's not forget to bring a gag for Cageybee so that muttering problem won't be a problem...hehehe

The Old Broad Monkey

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Wednesday, May 26, 2004 12:15 AM

ZORIAH

Can I help?

I am a minion to Gunhand and Neroli, they both love Jayne and therefore I must follow....

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Wednesday, May 26, 2004 2:05 AM

Of course you can help...we have to get Mom out of prison. I'm thinking we're gonna need all the help we can get!

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Wednesday, May 26, 2004 3:00 AM

BROWNCOAT1

May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one.

(Looks around at the thread)

So Elwoodmom is in jail, and Neroli & Gunhand are in rehab?

Wow, some Browncoats just can't stay out of trouble.

"May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one."

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Wednesday, May 26, 2004 3:11 AM

STATIC

Quote:
Originally posted by BrownCoat1:
[B Wow, some Browncoats just can't stay out of trouble.

To paraphrase.. .

Man.. .I'm out of the picture for a little while and everyone gets delusions of grandeur!

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"Wash. . .we got some local color happening. A grand entrance would not go amiss."

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Wednesday, May 26, 2004 4:22 AM

JEBBYPAL

Just get River to tell the feds to release mom! I'm sure she can convince her w/ her ability to kill w/ her mind and all;)

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Wednesday, May 26, 2004 5:36 AM

BROWNCOAT1

May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one.

Quote:
Originally posted by Static:
Quote:
Originally posted by BrownCoat1:
[B Wow, some Browncoats just can't stay out of trouble.

To paraphrase.. .

Man.. .I'm out of the picture for a little while and everyone gets delusions of grandeur!

Ain't that the truth.

"May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one."

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Wednesday, May 26, 2004 9:57 AM

See? We need the fine, upstanding pillars of the community to keep the rest of us in check, or...something like that.

Hey Jebbypal, gret idea!!

~sends River off to get Mom out of jail with Book tagging along to help~

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Wednesday, May 26, 2004 9:59 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by Neroli:
Of course you can help...we have to get Mom out of prison. I'm thinking we're gonna need all the help we can get!

The Old Broad Monkey

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Dudette! We baked a key in the brownies Delia made with the leftover riot eggs! Mom can break her own ass out of jail!

Mal-licious

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Wednesday, May 26, 2004 10:53 AM

BADGERSHAT

I hereby officially offer any assistance in the jailbreak. I can serve as your ladder, should you need it to reach the second or even third story windows (I don't mind getting climbed).

I also can serve as the jailbreak party's periscope, to keep an eye out for any trouble that may approach.

And, should we decide to break them out through the front door, I shall wear my floor-length black leather overcoat, under which I can smuggle up to three average size people.

Anything to be helpful...

--Jefé The Hat

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"I like smackin 'em"--Jayne

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Wednesday, May 26, 2004 10:55 AM

I'll be an under-coat agent! Can I be 99, Max?

Mal-licious

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Wednesday, May 26, 2004 10:57 AM

BADGERSHAT

.... umm..... sure.....

--Jefé The Hat

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Wednesday, May 26, 2004 11:03 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by BadgersHat:
.... umm..... sure.....

--Jefé The Hat

Good answer, grasshopper. You're learning! (Max and 99? From "Get Smart? circa 1960-something? Kaos? AAAAAaaaaggggg! I'm OLD!)

Mal-licious

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Wednesday, May 26, 2004 11:19 AM

BADGERSHAT

Well, seeing as how I was born in 1975, the 60s aren't even a blur to me... sorry...

... "Get Smart"... was that the guy who talked to his shoes?

--Jefé The Hat

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Wednesday, May 26, 2004 12:39 PM

Flashbacks of Han Solo!! (Delusions of grandeur...get it...Star Wars?) I'm so touched everyone is helping me bust out. So, who is Bonnie, who is Clyde? Mom with a record, ain't it sweet! I think I may have swallowed the key while I was eating the delicious brownies. (They feed us

here.) But if River could close her eyes and aim a gun, and Book could shoot some knees out, I can make a run, a very slow run for it! If we all make it out in one piece, you all can stay up as late as possible, and eat as much junk food as you want!

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Wednesday, May 26, 2004 12:49 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by Malicious:
Quote:
Originally posted by BadgersHat:
.... umm..... sure.....

--Jefé The Hat

Hey, The Avengers was a great show, it ranks right up there with Gilligans Island! Just sit right back and you'll hear a tale, a tale of a fateful trip....that started from this tropic port, aboard this tiny ship!
I think I'm older than you Malicious!

Good answer, grasshopper. You're learning! (Max and 99? From "Get Smart? circa 1960-something? Kaos? AAAAAaaaaggggg! I'm OLD!)

Mal-licious

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Wednesday, May 26, 2004 12:50 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by BadgersHat:
I hereby officially offer any assistance in the jailbreak. I can serve as your ladder, should you need it to reach the second or even third story windows (I don't mind getting climbed).

I also can serve as the jailbreak party's periscope, to keep an eye out for any trouble that may approach.

And, should we decide to break them out through the front door, I shall wear my floor-length black leather overcoat, under which I can smuggle up to three average size people.

Anything to be helpful...

--Jefé The Hat

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"I like smackin 'em"--Jayne

I'm so....sniffle...touched!

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Wednesday, May 26, 2004 12:58 PM

Neroli, I'm feeling bad. This is a thread dedicated to you, and I somehow turned into a get-out-of-jail-free thread about me! I'm sorry!

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Wednesday, May 26, 2004 1:49 PM

Mom! It was supposed to be a 3 hour tour, with Gilligan, the Skipper too, the millionaaiirrre and his wife. The movie star, (this shows you how old I am) and the rest*, are here on Gilligan's Isle...

(*=the professor and Maryanne, added in, I believe, season 2.)

Mal-licious

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Wednesday, May 26, 2004 2:22 PM

It's more like The professor aaannnnnndddddd Maryannnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn, here on Gilligans Isle! It's all about nuances!

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Wednesday, May 26, 2004 2:26 PM

Nuances.

Semantics.

Shades of Meaning.

These are the things that hammers were invented for.

Now as far as the jailbreak goes, have no fear, even though I'm supposedly in rehab I escaped and am back at the Bunker. So I'm gearing up to bust y'all out in a most manly and heroic fashion. While standing behind Jefé so as to not be seen while doing it by anyone at the prison, outside the prison or yea verilly looking down with a Keyhole.

So fret not young warriors we're coming to save y'all. Well as soon as I finish my drink.

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Wednesday, May 26, 2004 3:07 PM

HOWDYROCKERBABY1

Quote:
Originally posted by Elwoodmom:
How sweet! Biffy from the kitchen is interested in the cigs, she's willing to trade for chocolate. And the cops wouldn't have recognized you if you weren't mumbling "I'm going to Jayne's bunk!" over and over again! Off to make license plates!

What prison are you in mom?

I'm going to make sure that if i do something wrong i get sent to your prison...that way i can be online a lot!

~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~
MAL: This is my scrap of nowhere. You go on and find your own.
SAFFRON: You can't just leave me here, on this
lifeless piece of crap moon...
MAL: Sure I can.
SAFFRON: I'll die.
MAL: Well, as a courtesy, you might start
getting busy on that, cause all this chatter ain't doin' me any kindness.

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Wednesday, May 26, 2004 4:14 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by Elwoodmom:
Neroli, I'm feeling bad. This is a thread dedicated to you, and I somehow turned into a get-out-of-jail-free thread about me! I'm sorry!

Well, considering you got snatched during Gunhand and I's riot then it is juuuuuuuuust fine your jailbreak takes over my thread...I mean, I may have an ego but it ain't that big/

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Wednesday, May 26, 2004 10:46 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by Neroli:
Quote:
I may have an ego but it ain't that big/

(Mal-licious snorts and rolls eyes, like a big sister does)

Mal-licious

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Wednesday, May 26, 2004 10:49 PM

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Originally posted by Malicious:

(Mal-licious snorts and rolls eyes, like a big sister does)

Mal-licious

Pffttt....lite your's is any smaller.

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Thursday, May 27, 2004 10:32 AM

Now you two, behave!

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Thursday, May 27, 2004 10:49 AM

She started it!!! She snorted at me!

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Thursday, May 27, 2004 11:45 AM

Ahh, quitcherbitchin' brat. Don't forget the eyerolling, aren't you going to tell her about that? (pulls Neroli's hair as she walks out of the room)

Mal-licious

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Thursday, May 27, 2004 12:20 PM

Ya both better knock if off before I give you something to cry about! How many times did we hear THAT one??

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Thursday, May 27, 2004 12:22 PM

How many times have I SAID that one!

Mal-licious

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Thursday, May 27, 2004 12:23 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by Elwoodmom:
Ya both better knock if off before I give you something to cry about! How many times did we hear THAT one??

Never. I was an only child.

And I was never warned I was gonna get something to cry about, the shoes just were thrown with no warning at all. My mom likes history too and whenever she had to lay the smackdown on me always did it Pearl Harborlike.

Crafty women she is.

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