Now wait just a gorram minute!!!! by Static

A cricket chirps faintly in the distance...

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Sunday, May 23, 2004 3:01 PM

DARKJESTER

What? Something happen to get rid of the Static cling......?

(ducks quickly!)

MAL "You only gotta scare him."
JAYNE "Pain is scary..."

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Sunday, May 23, 2004 3:16 PM

GAMBIT3

*drops a pin*

....

and hears it fall

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Sunday, May 23, 2004 3:49 PM

DAVCO92

Hmm...it IS rather quiet, isn't it. Almost wish there was some music playing softly in the distance, like in a shot of Serenity moving through deep space.

Burn the land, boil the sea...

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Monday, May 24, 2004 5:47 AM

MANTICHORUS

It's quiet...
Too qu--- (Ducks to avoid several projectiles) Okay! I won't do the cliche!
Static, what are you on upon?

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MAL: Just the ones I'm better than."
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"MAL: Gotta say, doctor, your talent for alienatin' folk is near miraculous.
SIMON: Yes, I'm very proud."

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Monday, May 24, 2004 6:07 AM

SHINY

Ah, how vexing the inconstant affections of our capricious harem is...

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Monday, May 24, 2004 6:43 AM

WEERWOLF

Quote:
Originally posted by Static:
I've read enough. . .

Has everyone forgotten the ORIGINAL Harem-masters. . .Shiny and Static???

Where's the love?

Where's our props?

Where's our peeps?

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"Wash. . .we got some local color happening. A grand entrance would not go amiss."

Sorry Static... Gunhand came in and stole us away when you weren't looking. Get on your pearly white horse and... Well gals just love watching guys fight over their affection, right?

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"Damn it Mal... I forgot my line!"

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Monday, May 24, 2004 7:06 AM

TEELABROWN

Quote:
Originally posted by Static:
I've read enough. . .

Has everyone forgotten the ORIGINAL Harem-masters. . .Shiny and Static???

Where's the love?

Where's our props?

Where's our peeps?

Hey, I'm omni-harem. But Static, remember, you are my first harem I signed onto. So, I'm still here.

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"Freedom is the Freedom to say that 2 plus 2 make 4. If that is granted, all else follws"-Winston, 1984
Teela Brown, keeper of bad typing.
"No one reads these things any way."- Bart on Blackboard

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Monday, May 24, 2004 7:07 AM

HOAGIE

*blink*

um... i'm a bit lost here. what'd i miss?

What would Zoe do in a situation like this?

probably not talk so much

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Monday, May 24, 2004 2:01 PM

MALICIOUS

Quote:
Originally posted by Static:
I've read enough. . .

Has everyone forgotten the ORIGINAL Harem-masters. . .Shiny and Static???

Where's the love?

Where's our props?

Where's our peeps?

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"Wash. . .we got some local color happening. A grand entrance would not go amiss."

Hmmm. Perhaps if you served food?

Mal-licious

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Monday, May 24, 2004 2:14 PM

MOOSE

Food? Someone say food? Where?

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Monday, May 24, 2004 2:17 PM

MALICIOUS

Quote:
Originally posted by Moose:
Food? Someone say food? Where?

I dunno. The keg is beat, too. Let's raid the fridge!

Mal-licious

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Monday, May 24, 2004 2:37 PM

I've always wanted one of those harem outfits. With the scarves and breezy pants. It looks comfy. Perhaps I should look into joining one of the harems. Will I get the outfit? As a harem member, what will I be expected to do? 'cause I already think you guys are swell and stuff.

www.thatweirdgirl.com

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Monday, May 24, 2004 2:51 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by thatweirdgirl:
I've always wanted one of those harem outfits. With the scarves and breezy pants. It looks comfy. Will I get the outfit?

jaw drops . . .Oh. . .geez. . .Ummmm. . .I'll BUY you that outfit if I get to see you in it.

What? I was IN COUNTRY for a year and a half!!!!!!

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"Wash. . .we got some local color happening. A grand entrance would not go amiss."

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Monday, May 24, 2004 3:01 PM

Does that mean I'm finally in the harem? Please say yes.

www.thatweirdgirl.com

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Monday, May 24, 2004 4:22 PM

TEELABROWN

Quote:
Originally posted by thatweirdgirl:
Does that mean I'm finally in the harem? Please say yes.

You just say you are.

And those harem outfits do look comfy!

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Teela Brown, keeper of bad typing.
"No one reads these things any way."- Bart on Blackboard

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Monday, May 24, 2004 7:11 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by thatweirdgirl:
Does that mean I'm finally in the harem? Please say yes.

www.thatweirdgirl.com

Not only are you in the harem, but were I unwed, I would take you in a manly fashion.

Because you're pretty.

And because you'd look great in one of those harem girl outfits. . .all. . .sheer and breezy. . .and belly-button-baring. . .and. . .

Dammit. I'm going to the special hell.

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"Wash. . .we got some local color happening. A grand entrance would not go amiss."

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Tuesday, May 25, 2004 1:54 AM

HELL'S KITTEN

I... I never knew... I'm so ashamed. Well, not really. But I would be, had I known.

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Tuesday, May 25, 2004 10:04 AM

Yea. Harem time.

I am spoken for as well. It's just, well, mighty nice to be in Static's Harem. It's quite a group you know. Thank you. That was very restorative.

www.thatweirdgirl.com

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Tuesday, May 25, 2004 10:09 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by thatweirdgirl:
Yea. Harem time.

I am spoken for as well.

I have this tendency of surrounding myself with incredibly hot women who are spoken for (for reference, see my Firefly harem), because I can look like a complete scoundrel and still behave myself.

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"Wash. . .we got some local color happening. A grand entrance would not go amiss."

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Tuesday, May 25, 2004 10:12 AM

ZIZZY

Quote:
*blink*

um... i'm a bit lost here. what'd i miss?

What would Zoe do in a situation like this?

probably not talk so much

I think Zoe would know what was going on and be waiting for everyone else to figure it out.

River would be unnervingly insightful or babble.

Jayne would do damage first, ask questions later.

Simon would question Jayne's need to damage things.

Book would try to be the voice of reason.

Kaylee would be cute and chipper.

Was would be confused and say something amusing.

Mal would say something sarcastic.

Inara would rol her eyes at what Mal said.

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Tuesday, May 25, 2004 3:01 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by Static:

I have this tendency of surrounding myself with incredibly hot women who are spoken for (for reference, see my Firefly harem), because I can look like a complete scoundrel and still behave myself.

Oh! I'm not spoken for!

Although, I am underage...

Sorry Static, I think your doomed.

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Tuesday, May 25, 2004 3:25 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by ebonezer:

Oh! I'm not spoken for!

YES!!! SCORE!!!!

Quote:
Although, I am underage...

DAMMIT!!!!

'Sokay, Ebo. . .as long as the love is there, I'm happy.

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"Wash. . .we got some local color happening. A grand entrance would not go amiss."

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Tuesday, May 25, 2004 4:50 PM

For the record I don't have a harem Static...

I have groupies.

Subtle difference.

Problem is they all want me in rehab...

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"Oh hey, I got an idea. Instead of us hanging
around playing art critic till I get pinched by
the Man, how's about we move away from this
eerie-ass piece of work and get on with our
increasingly eerie-ass day, how's that?"

My eerie-ass website:
http://gunhandsfirefly.homestead.com/Index.html

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Tuesday, May 25, 2004 4:52 PM

Okay. . .cool.

I'll do the harem thing. . .

You'll do the groupie thing.

For those of you who don't KNOW the difference. . .

Groupies: Crowd around screaming. . .flashing breasts. . .throwing undies onto stage. . .etc.

Harem: Crowd around, scantily clad (or unclad), feeding grapes, fanning, showering with affection.

Yay us.

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"Wash. . .we got some local color happening. A grand entrance would not go amiss."

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Tuesday, May 25, 2004 5:00 PM

True that.

Just one clarification to the definition, in my experience groupies shower with too...but usually mostly after the pudding wrestling.

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Tuesday, May 25, 2004 5:01 PM

***sigh***

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"Wash. . .we got some local color happening. A grand entrance would not go amiss."

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Tuesday, May 25, 2004 6:05 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by Gunhand:
usually mostly after the pudding wrestling.

The harem outfit I like. The pudding wrestling, not so much. Sorry Gunhand, I think I will stay in the harem.

www.thatweirdgirl.com

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Tuesday, May 25, 2004 7:52 PM

static, i was never aware of your harems until after i was a gunhand groupie. i am humbly requesting that i am allowed to become a harem and retain my groupie status as well, as i am not one to turn on my idols (well, except mc hammer, that one turned out bad.)

as for harem outfits, i have the pants in 14 colors and am willing to share with other harems. i would like to feed you pudding, unless other fun opportunities arise.

so, what do you say?

me

~Mal- "how drunk was i last night?"
~Jayne- "i don't know. i passed out."

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Wednesday, May 26, 2004 7:41 AM

ANNIK

At the risk of politicising this thread, why are just the guys getting harems and groupies?

Sheesh.

Polyandry isn't completely unheard of, even here on the-earth-that-was.

And on sweltering hot summer days, there's nothing better than a group of firm young men wafting one gently with a palm frond to create a breeze.

And the peeled grapes, of course, are a nice touch ... although I think I'd prefer peeled lichi fruit on ice.

Any takers?

Cheers,
Annik
... my sister's a ship. We had a complicated childhood.

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Wednesday, May 26, 2004 8:35 AM

CHANNAIN

i DO aim to misbehave

Quote:
Originally posted by Static:
jaw drops . . .Oh. . .geez. . .Ummmm. . .I'll BUY you that outfit if I get to see you in it.

What? I was IN COUNTRY for a year and a half!!!!!!

This would follow a look but don't touch rule, yes?

Static

Channy

I suspect I know what my souvenier from this year's Ren Fest should be.

We have art so as not to die of truth ~ Neitzsche
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Wednesday, May 26, 2004 9:14 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by cageybee:
i am humbly requesting that i am allowed to become a harem and retain my groupie status as well,

KGB, you are MORE than welcome to share your affections with me.

Quote:

as for harem outfits, i have the pants in 14 colors and am willing to share with other harems. i would like to feed you pudding, unless other fun opportunities arise.

so, what do you say?

me

Damn.

Wow.

*insert Mal's reaction to the feet-washing offer...blank stare, then blank stare at Gunhand, then turning and walking out*

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"Wash. . .we got some local color happening. A grand entrance would not go amiss."

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Thursday, May 27, 2004 6:18 PM

always with the blank stares....i could be more explicit if you want?

me

~Mal- "how drunk was i last night?"
~Jayne- "i don't know. i passed out."

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Thursday, May 27, 2004 6:42 PM

Hmmm, you do know my birthday's coming up right?

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Thursday, May 27, 2004 6:42 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by cageybee:
i could be more explicit if you want?

Sweetheart. . .you know how long I was in Afghanistan. . .I'll eat you alive just for subtle innuendoes! Imagine what explicity would get you!

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Thursday, May 27, 2004 6:48 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by Static:
Quote:
Originally posted by cageybee:
i could be more explicit if you want?

Sweetheart. . .you know how long I was in Afghanistan. . .I'll eat you alive just for subtle innuendoes! Imagine what explicity would get you!

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"Wash. . .we got some local color happening. A grand entrance would not go amiss."

Don't worry Static man, that whole Back in the World readjustment difficulty thing does wear off...after about a year. Might I suggest Tijuana? It helps, it really does.

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Thursday, May 27, 2004 6:55 PM

wooo, i got popular real fast with static there....cool! got a date to the virtual shindig yet? i am busy on the first though, its gunhand's birthday.

me

~Mal- "how drunk was i last night?"
~Jayne- "i don't know. i passed out."

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Thursday, May 27, 2004 7:00 PM

SHADOWVESSEL

Cooool. How do I get my own harem?

...what's a harem?

(Gorramn Double Post)

"I'll be in my bunk."

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Thursday, May 27, 2004 7:00 PM

SHADOWVESSEL

Cooool. How do I get my own harem?

...what's a harem?

(Gorramn Double Post)

"I'll be in my bunk."

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Thursday, May 27, 2004 7:02 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by cageybee:
wooo, i got popular real fast with static there....cool! got a date to the virtual shindig yet?

Oh, no. Static is MY creepy internet boyfriend.

I don't have any special outfits though...is that a problem?

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Thursday, May 27, 2004 7:06 PM

ebo, you can't go to the vitual shindig with static, the band is playing and i don't need you making mooney-eyes at your boyfriend while we are trying to power-ballad our way through "the gambler."

oh yeah, if you can't have a date, neither can i. nevermind. dates for everyone!

me

~Mal- "how drunk was i last night?"
~Jayne- "i don't know. i passed out."

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Thursday, May 27, 2004 7:08 PM

I seem to recal Static being in the band as well...Oh well. Whatever.

Hey, how rock star would it be to start a food fight at said virtual shindig? That would be fun.

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Thursday, May 27, 2004 7:30 PM

fine, you and static must behave yourselves during the slow songs though.

and isn't the band always the one to start the food fights....i always carry my thermos of tomato sauce, just in case.

me

~Mal- "how drunk was i last night?"
~Jayne- "i don't know. i passed out."

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Thursday, May 27, 2004 8:05 PM

static, it has just occured to me that a few of my previous posts here may make you question my harem-loyalty. to reassure you, i have decided to wear harem pants in your honor all day tomorrow. except when sleeping, that's just too much to ask, even for a harem.

me

~Mal- "how drunk was i last night?"
~Jayne- "i don't know. i passed out."

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Thursday, May 27, 2004 8:09 PM

Oh sure, harem pants all day in loyalty. What do I get? Called confusing...

*goes back behind the sofa*

~-~-~-~-~-~-~-
"Oh hey, I got an idea. Instead of us hanging
around playing art critic till I get pinched by
the Man, how's about we move away from this
eerie-ass piece of work and get on with our
increasingly eerie-ass day, how's that?"

My eerie-ass website:
http://gunhandsfirefly.homestead.com/Index.html

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Thursday, May 27, 2004 8:15 PM

gunhand, how can you question my groupie loyalty? shall i reassure with a secret that should not be revealed for fear that jealousy will be rampant across the boards? of course, it won't be so secret if its posted, but i'm a girl who is undeterred by the law of unintended consequences.

me

~Mal- "how drunk was i last night?"
~Jayne- "i don't know. i passed out."

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Thursday, May 27, 2004 8:21 PM

yeah static, and in my loyalty, I'll, umm, go brush my teeth...

Now THAT is sexy!

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Thursday, May 27, 2004 8:22 PM

Okay now that was convoluted logic. Hehehe.

No need to be saying secrets, I'm appeased for now.

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Thursday, May 27, 2004 8:22 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by ebonezer:
yeah static, and in my loyalty, I'll, umm, go brush my teeth...

Now THAT is sexy!

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Four out of five dentists reccomend calling Ebo a girl.

Actually it is in a woman, don't want to look like the Skoal postergirl now do you? I thought not.

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Thursday, May 27, 2004 8:29 PM