Browncoat Bar & Grill - No worries you prudes, the Bartender found his pants! by Kelkhil

Ah ... see I did considerable performing and I've only been nervous a few times, but my teacher taught me the chin thing. It steadies your breathing before you begin and it steadies your arms too. Something about stretching a specific nerve bundle and that calming your breathing. Also keep your eyes on the notes for the first few bars. Practice fixating on the notes and seeing/hearing them without anything worrying you

To love someone is to see a miracle invisible to others.
--Francois Mauriac
It's fuzzy-minded liberal thinking like that that gets you eaten.

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Thursday, March 12, 2009 12:00 PM

WAKEUPSOON

Thankies for the Tips MsA!

*Gives uber big cyber bear hugs*

You Rock!!

~WuS
This is not my signature, I have to write this every time I post.
Smile && Nod, it makes it seem like you know what's going on.

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Thursday, March 12, 2009 1:07 PM

any time:)

To love someone is to see a miracle invisible to others.
--Francois Mauriac
It's fuzzy-minded liberal thinking like that that gets you eaten.

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Thursday, March 12, 2009 11:03 PM

Oh my, am I glad it's Friday.

Been a ridiculous week, things going wrong all over the place and I have a horrid cold.

interesting music stuff, luckily percussionists don't have their body fight them when playing but I always hated exams and formal auditions, I guess it's what your used to and comfortable with. I've played to a couple of thousand crowd with two days notice and an hours practice but stick me in a room with an examiner

*shudders*

ah well, I'm going to sit in the corner, drink hot lemon drinks and hope no one from work notices, or expects me to be happy on red nose day, I feel like shite

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Friday, March 13, 2009 3:01 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by gee:
ah well, I'm going to sit in the corner, drink hot lemon drinks and hope no one from work notices,
or expects me to be happy on red nose day, I feel like shite

((notices))

((sits in the corner by gee))

O.O

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Friday, March 13, 2009 3:50 AM

hey hk

how's things in your part of the world? Co-workers realised your awesomeness yet?

I'm finally having a down rhythm day, it's like everyone found out I have lurgy and don't want to get infected, a couple of broken printers and that's it.

Anyone read any Alasdair Gray, my other half's sister lent me his latest and it's brilliant, full of all the things I love about his writing and it cheered up my lunch hour no end.

*sits in quietly in the corner with HK hoping the world leaves them alone*

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Friday, March 13, 2009 4:20 AM

Happy Friday the 13th all!

(sets up a Horror Movie Themed Lunch Buffet)
(chili, ribs, blood pudding, ect)

(sees Gee and the Sneaky Lass hanging out in the corner)

Ya both got the sickies?

(gets a Green Tea for the two of them)

Zombie Killing, Ninja in Training Kelkhil
The Shirtless Forsaken

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Friday, March 13, 2009 4:33 AM

*sips green tea gratefully*

can't speak for HK but I definitely have one of those nasty colds, which are bad enough to make you feel really crappy but not actually bad enough to take you off work (I don't do man flu)

Looking forward to the weekend and hopefully some sleep.

any plans yourself?

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Friday, March 13, 2009 5:00 AM

Not much planned. Daughter the Brave has swimming lessons and I now have my workshop ready to use so I might play with the Rotary Tool I got for X-mas....

Ya know... loosing a finger or two with power tools is always fun.

Zombie Killing, Ninja in Training Kelkhil
The Shirtless Forsaken

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Friday, March 13, 2009 5:14 AM

don't need power tools to do that, I smacked my right thumb with a drum stick so hard last night that I've cracked the nail, got a chunk of bruising and cant grip properly at the moment.

Go me, I am a rock God

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Friday, March 13, 2009 6:23 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by gee:

Go me, I am a rock God

So lets say I don't believe in God..... What happens then?

<.<

>.>

Zombie Killing, Ninja in Training Kelkhil
The Shirtless Bartender

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Friday, March 13, 2009 6:34 AM

*notices horror-themed bar* 'narly.

barkeep, some lunch eats for my imploding stomach please ><;;

how's everyone's friday the 13th? :P thank god there's not another jason film coming out today @_@

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Friday, March 13, 2009 6:40 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by freelancertex:
thank god there's not another jason film coming out today @_@

Blasphemer!!!

(points to the door)

Get OUT!!!

<.<

>.>

Ok not really

Zombie Killing, Ninja in Training Kelkhil
The Shirtless Forsaken

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Friday, March 13, 2009 7:12 AM

teehee, no :P

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Friday, March 13, 2009 7:15 AM

off today. was going to go to son's school and help. Stayed home with son who woke up with fever of 100 and a smidge. He's not arguing about staying in bed and resting, is how sick he is. Of course the nap I sent him up there for after lunch is sounding more like marbles rolling across the floor.

must go investigate.

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Friday, March 13, 2009 9:31 AM

SOLARFLARE

Hey Barkeep. Coronas with extra lime until I pass out. *please*

Don't worry. Should only take two or three.

Long week. Started off with wife being taken to ER with what they thought was a heart attack.

The good news is she will be fine (symptoms were a side effect of something non-life threatening). Her heart is fine. And she's home now (after 4 days in).

We're waaaay too young for this.

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Friday, March 13, 2009 11:29 AM

aaaw sorry about the little guy, SR.

O_O!!!!! oh my god! i'm glad she's okay, solar. what happened?

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Saturday, March 14, 2009 2:18 PM

My two guesses:

Gall bladder
or
anxiety

pancreatitis comes in a close third, but is not as likely as the first two.

I've had the gall bladder attack where you think you're about to die and literally cannot breathe. It is not fun, and she has my sympathy if it was that.

Hope she's feeling better

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Saturday, March 14, 2009 4:47 PM

ouch. hope she's feeling better, solar.

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Monday, March 16, 2009 2:27 AM

SOLARFLARE

Thanks guys.

It was her Gall Bladder. (Wow SR.)

She's home now. Feeling a little better each day. This is good.

Hope everyone had a great weekend. I made good use of mine (lots of sleep!).

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Monday, March 16, 2009 3:31 AM

Morning all.....

(sets up the Breakfast Bar)

Hope the weekend went well for all!

<.<

>.>

(Peyton Manning can officially kiss my ass!)

:

(flees!!!)

Zombie Killing, Ninja in Training Kelkhil
The Shirtless Forsaken

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Monday, March 16, 2009 4:00 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by Kelkhil:
(Peyton Manning can officially kiss my ass!)

...what now?

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Monday, March 16, 2009 4:13 AM

*glomps Kel*

barkeep, some coffee and breakfast eats please ^_^

well, it's monday. more specifically, it's the monday after break ><;; i want it back. having time off was fun.

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Monday, March 16, 2009 4:27 AM

hey all,

how we all doing?

Glad to hear the wife is ok SF

What has Mr Manning done to upset you Kel?

I had a good weekend of a combination of sleeping to recover from damn cold and tidying house as estate agent needs to take pictures of the house this week to get it properly on the market.

The other piece of good news is that the swelling on my thumb has gone down so I can once again drum in deliciously odd time signatures.

I may also be auditioning for a working covers band, which won't earn me a lot but might cover my drum bits and put a little bit of cash into housekeeping but at least should make music a self funding thing, which might make a nice change.

Anyone up to anything interesting this week?

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Monday, March 16, 2009 4:44 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by Hell's Kitten:
...what now?

I was brushing my teeth this morning and when I looked down I could count to 6

<.<

>.>

Quote:
Originally posted by gee:

What has Mr Manning done to upset you Kel?

Not upsetting.....

Motivating......

(needs to find Peyton's e-mail addy)

(re-flees!!!)

Zombie Killing, Ninja in Training Kelkhil
The Shirtless Forsaken

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Monday, March 16, 2009 5:25 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by Kelkhil:
I was brushing my teeth this morning and when I looked down I could count to 6

o.O

So. Er. Five toes and... um... ?

XD

((too tired to flee))

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Monday, March 16, 2009 7:49 AM

LEOPARDFLAN

-pops in-

-looks around-

Wow, I've been gone for forever, haven't I? O_o

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Monday, March 16, 2009 8:32 AM

yes u have. finally ungrounded? :P

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Monday, March 16, 2009 8:54 AM

(sneaks up behind FLT)

BOO!!!

Quote:
Originally posted by Hell's Kitten:
o.O

So. Er. Five toes and... um... ?

XD

((too tired to flee))

What?!?

-.-

That was just hurtful and mean! I will have you know that I have all 10 of my toes and um.. yeah so if that was what I was reffering to the count would be 12

...

err I mean 11!

Zombie Killing, Ninja in Training Kelkhil
The Shirtless Forsaken

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Monday, March 16, 2009 9:09 AM

PHOENIXROSE

You think you know--what's to come, what you are. You haven't even begun.

*crawls in*

Ugh.

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Monday, March 16, 2009 9:14 AM

LEOPARDFLAN

Well, yes and no about the ungrounding sit. I am ungrounded (for spring break), and I only get three hours a day on the comp >_<

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Monday, March 16, 2009 10:05 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by Kelkhil:
What?!?

-.-

Oh... just trying to figure out
why you could only count to 6..........
((innocent))

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Monday, March 16, 2009 11:36 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by Kelkhil:
(sneaks up behind FLT)

BOO!!!

*turns around calmly* do you have any idea how *loud* you walk? nice try though. *glomp*

RF wtf's the *deal* with ur parents? havent u been grounded long enough to fix the grades? @_@ scratch that, havent u been grounded long enough *period*?? nice to have u back for the time being though ^_^

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Monday, March 16, 2009 2:57 PM

I'm just thinking of the old Heinlein joke about pawnbrokers...

ahem.

So, how 'bout that Big East tournament?! (I only know that it was over recently.)

Neil Gaiman on Stephen Colbert tonight. Should be good for a laugh or seven.

Let me know how it goes in case I can't hulu it for a while...

Ich mochte ein bier bitte!

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Tuesday, March 17, 2009 2:28 AM

*stumbles in bleary eyed and groggy* barkeep, midterm today. some of the Good Stuff to get me through it please.

happy st patty's day everyone.

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Tuesday, March 17, 2009 2:34 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by Hell's Kitten:

((innocent))

Yeah, right. Not buying that one Lassy!

Quote:
Originally posted by freelancertex:

*turns around calmly* do you have any idea how *loud* you walk? nice try though. *glomp*

Sorry FLT but it wasn't me you heard cuz I float....

We all float down here....

<.<

>.>

(Sets up a few crockpots with cornbeef and cabbage)

(Adds green color to the beer and other drinks)

Happy St Patrick's Day!

(Gets ready for some pinchin')

(lurk)

Zombie Killing, Ninja in Training Kelkhil
The Shirtless Forsaken

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Tuesday, March 17, 2009 2:54 AM

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Tuesday, March 17, 2009 3:05 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by Hell's Kitten:

(pinches the Sneaky Lass)

Didn't see any green there Lassy so no way was I passing it up!

Yay for creepy Tim Curry clown pics!

(flees)

Zombie Killing, Ninja in Training Kelkhil
The Shirtless Forsaken

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Tuesday, March 17, 2009 4:21 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by Kelkhil:
(pinches the Sneaky Lass)

Didn't see any green there Lassy so no way was I passing it up!

Hey... I'm wearing green... just cuz you can't see it...... ((mumble, mumble))

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Tuesday, March 17, 2009 4:47 AM

ok who's brave enough to check HK"s undies??

Morning all...
back from the trip to my parents with loads of pics ( I will upload later) some cute memories and total exhaustion. Poor NV has to go to work.

Can I have some tea Kelkhil? It's not a good day

To love someone is to see a miracle invisible to others.
--Francois Mauriac
It's fuzzy-minded liberal thinking like that that gets you eaten.

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Tuesday, March 17, 2009 5:00 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by Hell's Kitten:

Hey... I'm wearing green... just cuz you can't see it...... ((mumble, mumble))

Quote:
Originally posted by MsA:
ok who's brave enough to check HK"s undies??

0.o

Sounds like you have some inside information there MSA.....

Quote:
Can I have some tea Kelkhil? It's not a good day

(makes MSA a green tea)
(contemplates pinching the Sneaky Lass again)
(contemplates pinching MSA)
...
..
.
You only live once right?

(Pinch)
(Pinch)
(Flees!!!)

Zombie Killing, Ninja in Training Kelkhil
The Shirtless Forsaken

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Tuesday, March 17, 2009 5:17 AM

*pats Kelkhil* awwwww so sweet.

I'm just going to curl up on the sofa

To love someone is to see a miracle invisible to others.
--Francois Mauriac
It's fuzzy-minded liberal thinking like that that gets you eaten.

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Tuesday, March 17, 2009 7:51 AM

I went to have lunch with boychild at school today. Surprise!

I'm the one who got surprised, unfortunately. Guess who decided it would be a good idea to seek attention by mooning today?

(No, it was not me.)

A) Where the HELL did he pick that up?!
B) Do I show him what happens to bare asses?
C) Can I do that at work?

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Tuesday, March 17, 2009 8:24 AM

Ah Rosie... no one taught him to do it, it's an osmosis thing. All boys know. do you have the back story as to what led up to it??

Oh and best punishment for reader... take his books for 3 days ( or physically remove the last few chapters and tell libraries not to allow him to check the book out....)

To love someone is to see a miracle invisible to others.
--Francois Mauriac
It's fuzzy-minded liberal thinking like that that gets you eaten.

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Tuesday, March 17, 2009 8:45 AM

WAKEUPSOON

Wow .. cool kid. Lol.
One of the guys at my high school mooed last year a Cadbury's World .. there's this crappy little ride their, and he mooned to the camera. The teachers guarded the picture monitor thing until the one featuring his arse dropped off'f the board! HAHAHAHAHA! Good times. (:

~WuS
This is not my signature, I have to write this every time I post.
Smile && Nod, it makes it seem like you know what's going on.

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Tuesday, March 17, 2009 8:46 AM

LEOPARDFLAN

Quote:
Originally posted by freelancertex:
RF wtf's the *deal* with ur parents? havent u been grounded long enough to fix the grades? @_@ scratch that, havent u been grounded long enough *period*?? nice to have u back for the time being though ^_^

Well, see, the rents haven't been properly broken in yet. I've been working on breaking them in, so that in the long run I have less problems, so that's why I've been offline so much :[. But, they're finally giving in, so you'll see me around alot more ^_^

And happy St. Patricks day, everybody! ^_^

And since I'm green, you can't pinch me! :P

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Tuesday, March 17, 2009 9:06 AM

lolz, awesome. cant wait ^_^

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Tuesday, March 17, 2009 11:51 AM