Neroli's ego by howdyrockerbaby1

Quote:
Originally posted by Malicious:
How many times have I SAID that one!

Mal-licious

Hell, I lost count a long time ago! And I swore I'd never be like my mother...

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Thursday, May 27, 2004 12:30 PM

There were only 3 shoe throwing incidents from the time I hatched until I moved out, which is pretty good. I was a good child...

Who am I kidding, I was a sneaky little bastard and just really good at not getting caught.

But yes she always tried to make me learn...while pummeling the crap out of me. Which is all good because I always deserved it. Blamed myself for the shoes not her because...well I shoulda been sneakier!

~-~-~-~-~-~-~-
"Oh hey, I got an idea. Instead of us hanging
around playing art critic till I get pinched by
the Man, how's about we move away from this
eerie-ass piece of work and get on with our
increasingly eerie-ass day, how's that?"

My eerie-ass website:
http://gunhandsfirefly.homestead.com/Index.html

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Thursday, May 27, 2004 6:57 PM

ok, enough about history and more breaking mom out! we can't just leave her there, she breaks up our fights even while she's imprisoned.

i've decided to challenge several of the guards to a game of poker (hence the di-version- so gunhand, keep your clothes on.) anyway, this way you guys can bust mom out, i can swindle some money, and we can use it to buy laser lights for "the fireflies" first show.

me

~Mal- "how drunk was i last night?"
~Jayne- "i don't know. i passed out."

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Thursday, May 27, 2004 7:29 PM

Dammit as soon as I saw poker I got excited that I'd get to be the di-version.

*sits down and sulks*

~-~-~-~-~-~-~-
"Oh hey, I got an idea. Instead of us hanging
around playing art critic till I get pinched by
the Man, how's about we move away from this
eerie-ass piece of work and get on with our
increasingly eerie-ass day, how's that?"

My eerie-ass website:
http://gunhandsfirefly.homestead.com/Index.html

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Thursday, May 27, 2004 7:32 PM

ok, get naked...i'm not that good at poker anyway.

me

~Mal- "how drunk was i last night?"
~Jayne- "i don't know. i passed out."

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Friday, May 28, 2004 8:26 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by Malicious:
Ahh, quitcherbitchin' brat. Don't forget the eyerolling, aren't you going to tell her about that? (pulls Neroli's hair as she walks out of the room)

Mal-licious

OW!!!

I knew there was a reason I avoided coming back into this thread last night...LOL

The Old Broad Monkey

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Friday, May 28, 2004 8:27 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by Elwoodmom:
Ya both better knock if off before I give you something to cry about! How many times did we hear THAT one??

But...but...~goes off to sulk in her room~

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Friday, May 28, 2004 8:28 PM

Poke her with a stick, that'll learn her.

Not that I'm condoning violence or anything...aww who am I kidding, I always condone it. Just friendly violence at least.

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Friday, May 28, 2004 8:28 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by cageybee:
ok, get naked...i'm not that good at poker anyway.

me

~Mal- "how drunk was i last night?"
~Jayne- "i don't know. i passed out."

WOOOO HOOOO!! Nekkid Gunhand!! Oh wait, that's meant to divert the guards...hehehee

The Old Broad Monkey

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Friday, May 28, 2004 8:29 PM

Wait I'm getting nekkid now too?

Man I really need to pay more attention...

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Friday, May 28, 2004 8:29 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by Gunhand:
Poke her with a stick, that'll learn her.

Not that I'm condoning violence or anything...aww who am I kidding, I always condone it. Just friendly violence at least.

~-~-~-~-~-~-~-
"Oh hey, I got an idea. Instead of us hanging
around playing art critic till I get pinched by
the Man, how's about we move away from this
eerie-ass piece of work and get on with our
increasingly eerie-ass day, how's that?"

My eerie-ass website:
http://gunhandsfirefly.homestead.com/Index.html

hmmmm...anyone got a stick??? ~looks around~

The Old Broad Monkey

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Friday, May 28, 2004 8:30 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by Gunhand:
Wait I'm getting nekkid now too?

Man I really need to pay more attention...

~-~-~-~-~-~-~-
"Oh hey, I got an idea. Instead of us hanging
around playing art critic till I get pinched by
the Man, how's about we move away from this
eerie-ass piece of work and get on with our
increasingly eerie-ass day, how's that?"

My eerie-ass website:
http://gunhandsfirefly.homestead.com/Index.html

Oops, my bad, that was Cageybee that was getting nekkid...what can I say, wishful thinking?

The Old Broad Monkey

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Friday, May 28, 2004 8:30 PM

I got one...oh wait no I don't.

*lowers his voice*

I think Mal-icious could kick my butt but if you look in the back of my Jeep there should be a stick, it just didn't come from me if ya knowwhatimean.

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Friday, May 28, 2004 8:31 PM

Okiwon'ttellherwhereIgotit....hehehe

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Friday, May 28, 2004 8:34 PM

neroli, here's your whip back. good news is, it is unused. bad news is, it is unused.

truth be told, i just kinda forgot. oops. but thanks for letting me borrow it. if ever you need some sort of weapon that doubles the pleasure, don't hesitate to ask me.

also, it was not me getting nekkid, it was definitely gunhand. the di-version would be much better that way.

me

~Mal- "how drunk was i last night?"
~Jayne- "i don't know. i passed out."

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Friday, May 28, 2004 8:37 PM

Well as long as it's for di-versionary purposes and not because I'm an exhibitionist...oh wait it's me, nevermind...

I'll get right on with the di-versionification then. Well as soon as I get a cup of coffee, it's darn cold here and I don't wanna catch me a sniffle or nothing.

~-~-~-~-~-~-~-
"Oh hey, I got an idea. Instead of us hanging
around playing art critic till I get pinched by
the Man, how's about we move away from this
eerie-ass piece of work and get on with our
increasingly eerie-ass day, how's that?"

My eerie-ass website:
http://gunhandsfirefly.homestead.com/Index.html

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Saturday, May 29, 2004 2:23 AM

MALICIOUS

Quote:
Originally posted by Neroli:
Okiwon'ttellherwhereIgotit....hehehe

OUCH!! Hey! Was that a stick I just got poked with or are you all just glad to see me?

Wait a minute...that stick looks awfullllly familiar...and look, there are initials carved into it...it looks like a "G" and the other one looks like...."N?"...nooo....it's an "H"!!! Hmmm. I'm going to have to confiscate this here evidence and run it through ballistics and stuff. Try to narrow down who it belongs to. And THEN!!

Mal-licious

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Saturday, May 29, 2004 7:45 AM

I'm wondering if it's time for that birds-and-bees talk with you all. I didn't worry about Cageybee, because I think she and Jayne played rummy all night, but I'm starting to worry about the rest of you. Everyone sit down in a circle. Now, I know you're all virgins, so how do I begin?? When a Mommy and a Daddy love each other very much...

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Saturday, May 29, 2004 5:30 PM

Quote:
I didn't worry about Cageybee, because I think she and Jayne played rummy all night

what's rummy? because if its a card game, jayne does NOT know how to play...

his talents lie elsewhere

me

~Mal- "how drunk was i last night?"
~Jayne- "i don't know. i passed out."

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Saturday, May 29, 2004 6:53 PM

Yes it IS a card game, but I forgot that you two were playing tiddlywinks instead!

I only thought cards, because of the scene where Jayne pulls a deck out of his pants!

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Saturday, May 29, 2004 6:55 PM

That's why I'm wearing my kilt from now till my birthday. So no one expects me to start dealing cards.

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Saturday, May 29, 2004 6:57 PM

That was funny! I sincerelly hope that you receive a package with airhole in it! Then you can put the Scottish bagpipes away!

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Saturday, May 29, 2004 6:59 PM

Never cared much for bagpipes. They make me cry. Yeah okay I admitted it.

But if you ever heard Garry Owen on the bagpipes you'll understand.

~-~-~-~-~-~-~-
"Oh hey, I got an idea. Instead of us hanging
around playing art critic till I get pinched by
the Man, how's about we move away from this
eerie-ass piece of work and get on with our
increasingly eerie-ass day, how's that?"

My eerie-ass website:
http://gunhandsfirefly.homestead.com/Index.html

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Saturday, May 29, 2004 7:14 PM

Quote:
you two were playing tiddlywinks

uhh, what?

me

~Mal- "how drunk was i last night?"
~Jayne- "i don't know. i passed out."

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Monday, May 31, 2004 9:24 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by Gunhand:
Never cared much for bagpipes. They make me cry. Yeah okay I admitted it.

But if you ever heard Garry Owen on the bagpipes you'll understand.

~-~-~-~-~-~-~-
"Oh hey, I got an idea. Instead of us hanging
around playing art critic till I get pinched by
the Man, how's about we move away from this
eerie-ass piece of work and get on with our
increasingly eerie-ass day, how's that?"

My eerie-ass website:
http://gunhandsfirefly.homestead.com/Index.html

Here's some tissue, birthday boy!

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Monday, May 31, 2004 9:25 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by cageybee:
Quote:
you two were playing tiddlywinks

uhh, what?

me

~Mal- "how drunk was i last night?"
~Jayne- "i don't know. i passed out."

Oh, never mind! I know perfectly well what you were doing!

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Monday, May 31, 2004 7:02 PM

uh, well, mom, uh, we just....and then he...and i...sorta, well, ummmmmmmm, yeah....uh, thanks for the present?

me

~Mal- "how drunk was i last night?"
~Jayne- "i don't know. i passed out."

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Monday, May 31, 2004 7:05 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by cageybee:
neroli, here's your whip back. good news is, it is unused. bad news is, it is unused.

truth be told, i just kinda forgot. oops. but thanks for letting me borrow it. if ever you need some sort of weapon that doubles the pleasure, don't hesitate to ask me.

also, it was not me getting nekkid, it was definitely gunhand. the di-version would be much better that way.

me

~Mal- "how drunk was i last night?"
~Jayne- "i don't know. i passed out."

Ah well, at least it was in the same house as him...hehehee

Thanks for returning it Cageybee...and see? I ain't crazy, I knew it was Gunhand getting nekkid!

The Old Broad Monkey

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Monday, May 31, 2004 7:06 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by Malicious:
Quote:
Originally posted by Neroli:
Okiwon'ttellherwhereIgotit....hehehe

OUCH!! Hey! Was that a stick I just got poked with or are you all just glad to see me?

Wait a minute...that stick looks awfullllly familiar...and look, there are initials carved into it...it looks like a "G" and the other one looks like...."N?"...nooo....it's an "H"!!! Hmmm. I'm going to have to confiscate this here evidence and run it through ballistics and stuff. Try to narrow down who it belongs to. And THEN!!

Mal-licious

~giggles~ Oops, sorry Malicious.

The Old Broad Monkey

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Monday, May 31, 2004 7:47 PM

neroli, do you mind if i borrow your whip for gunhand's birthday? i know that you probably want to use it, but i just need it for a little while at the party, and then you can use it for any and all after party activities you deem necessary.

me

~Mal- "how drunk was i last night?"
~Jayne- "i don't know. i passed out."

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Monday, May 31, 2004 7:52 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by cageybee:
neroli, do you mind if i borrow your whip for gunhand's birthday? i know that you probably want to use it, but i just need it for a little while at the party, and then you can use it for any and all after party activities you deem necessary.

me

~Mal- "how drunk was i last night?"
~Jayne- "i don't know. i passed out."

Sure, you can use it...I'm likely to miss the party anyways...but I should be there for the after-party party....hehehee

~hands the whip back to Cageybee~

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Monday, May 31, 2004 7:56 PM

*gives Neroli's whip a few practice lashes*
ahhh, just like riding a bike....well, not really....

me

~Mal- "how drunk was i last night?"
~Jayne- "i don't know. i passed out."

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Monday, May 31, 2004 8:59 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by cageybee:
uh, well, mom, uh, we just....and then he...and i...sorta, well, ummmmmmmm, yeah....uh, thanks for the present?

me

~Mal- "how drunk was i last night?"
~Jayne- "i don't know. i passed out."

No return receipt with that one! I can't wait til February, when it's my turn!

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Tuesday, June 1, 2004 12:00 AM

I'm starting to get a mite leery about tonight for some reason.

*ponders setting up the computer in the bunker just in case...*

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Tuesday, June 1, 2004 6:00 AM