All I really need to know in life I learned from Firefly! by Melee

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All I really need to know in life I learned from Firefly!

POSTED BY: MELEE
UPDATED: Monday, October 6, 2003 20:23
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Wednesday, November 6, 2002 8:01 AM

Hehe... been thinkin' these up today! Thought I'd post 'em! Please add your own to this pointless fun! Maybe I'll post 'em all on my webpage if I ever finish it.

All I really need to know in life I learned from Firefly:

-When all else fails, kick someone into the engine intake
-A companion doesn't kiss and tell
-save dozens of lives and re-attach a girls leg, and you'll get a hampster named after you. Drop a box and they'll write heroic songs about you.
-Hampsters is nice
-Some people juggle geese
-Sleepiness is weakness of character, ask anyone!
-The best parties are the ones where the dress code's easy and you know all the steps
-If you initially don't like someone, chances are you'll wind up marrying them
-Hair can be a terrifying thing
-There's a special hell reserved for people who talk in the theatre
-When a pretty girl gives you wine, always make sure you know what it's for before drinking it
-You don't play a player
-Never punch someone at a fancy party unless you know how to use a sword
-"Don't" really means "it's manly and impulsive"

hehehe

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"Sir, you seem to have problem with your brain being missing."

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Wednesday, November 6, 2002 10:55 AM

LIVINGIMPAIRED

- Try not to think of it as "My enemies want to kill me," and more as "I have an oppertunity to embarrass my enemies by not dying."

-Never kiss 'em on the mouth.

- Sick people are hi-lairious

- Never underestimate women. She's a one-night stand one minute, the next, she's stealing your job.

- The bible does not make any logical sense. Apparently, that's the point...

- People need heroes. In the absence of real heroes they will cling to the nearest thing viciously.

- "Ugly" is a pretty broad term. Sometimes you might need to be a bit more specific.

- The point of swearing is that it ain't appropriate.

- But sometimes swearing is approprite.

- You are never too old to play with toy dinosaurs.

- Never try to sueduce a man who A) has a wife that could kill him with her pinky, B) loves his wife, and C) wants to live.

- Sometimes just surviving to life another day is an act of heroism.

- Sometimes when things get broke, they can't be fixed.

- Tight pants: Them's damn sexy.
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She has parts that keep growing after they're detached. She irons her jeans! She's evilllllll!

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Wednesday, November 6, 2002 12:45 PM

NONONSENSE

My two cents:

- there is no need to talk when a job needs to get done.

- there are diamonds the size of testicles

- it takes less than an inch of pressure to cut skin (as they teach at whore academies)

- teenage pranks are fun when you're about to die

- low down dirty deceivers are deceiving

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Wednesday, November 6, 2002 12:53 PM

SAINTOFCHEESE

*giggles* i'm not feeling very witty right now, so i'll just laugh at yours for the moment!

Oh wait.. one

People get "corpsified"

~*Saint of Cheese*~

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Wednesday, November 6, 2002 1:55 PM

RIV

-When you parents want to send you to a school for smart people-don't go. You end up crazy and your brother ends up having to put you in a box to get you out.

-You can fit a seventeen year old girl in a suti-case like thing. It's easy.

-It's okay to name your gun.

-A pretty girl is still pretty when she's covered in grease.

-Th peopleyou think would never be heros,often are.

Ok, not very good. ut, I thought I'd through my 2 cents in.

Something's going down tonight! Something with the man!

Two by two. Hand of blue.

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Friday, September 5, 2003 11:20 AM

LIVINGIMPAIRED

This is an old post I am shamelessly bumping back up. But's its funny, so I don't think ya'll mind.

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Look, just because we've tried to kill or corrupt each and every one of you at one time or another doesn't mean we can't be trusted.

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Friday, September 5, 2003 11:27 AM

STILLSHINY

Bored, Frustrated, just not feeling your best. This doctor has a perscription. Take both of these

http://www.fireflyfans.net/thread.asp?b=4&t=1967

http://www.fireflyfans.net/thread.asp?b=2&t=842#24784

and call me in the morning.

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Monday, October 6, 2003 6:10 PM

ALIENZOOKEEPER

I saw a poster of this at the EC Shindig & i still haven't been able to run it down.

Gotta have one to hang on the wall!

vince the alien zookeeper :bigrrin:

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Monday, October 6, 2003 8:23 PM

11THHOUR

Quote:
Originally posted by AlienZookeeper:
I saw a poster of this at the EC Shindig & i still haven't been able to run it down.

Gotta have one to hang on the wall!

If the poster you saw was the "Firefly Life Lessons" poster, then you can download it!

Here are links to 3 different file sizes from which to choose:

(I've put the word "(dot)" instead of the actual dot because it causes the ACTUAL files to load, and they're pretty big! Just remember to replace the (dot) with the real thing... )
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For the "Firefly Life Lessons" Poster:

Smaller file (748 KB), good for viewing (faster with dial-up connection):

http://home (dot) att (dot) net/~the11thhour/FFLL-Poster_sml.jpg

Large file (1.6 MB) for viewing, or small print:

http://home (dot) att (dot) net/~the11thhour/FFLL-Poster-lrg.jpg

REALLY BIG file (9.1 MB), more suitable for larger printing (broadband, or a lot of patience, suggested):

http://home (dot) att (dot) net/~blackonblack/FFLL-Poster-big1.jpg
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This is also the poster that was presented to Joss Whedon, Tim Minear and the Firefly cast.

Everyone's monitors and printers vary, but the poster should be a nice warm golden, reddish-brown color. Should have a burnished Old West feel. For a really nice look, print on matte heavyweight paper rather than glossy. The matte paper has a nice finish and goes with the feel of the poster better.

It can be printed any size, depending on resolution of course, but was formatted for A3 size and aspect ratio. A3 measures 11.7" x 16.5".

Too much information? Sorry... but this one's my baby and I like to provide extra info so it can be printed at its best!

11thHour

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~ "Every frame of this movie looks like someone's last known photograph." Joel Hodgson - MST3K

~ "Religion is for people who are afraid of Hell. Spirituality is for those who've been there." - American Indian proverb

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