Browncoat Bar & Grill - Now with 10% more Snark!! by Kelkhil

*firsties running-glomp at Kel*

you're BACK!!!!!!! where have u been O_o

oh, and firsties :P

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Tuesday, March 31, 2009 4:50 AM

BRIGLAD

Secondzies.... (is that actually a word?) Oh well, it is now

Barkeep, Chocolate milkshakes for everyone (Yeah, I know, I'm different)

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Tuesday, March 31, 2009 4:57 AM

CELLARDOOR

Thirdsies! (It's not quite old yet, and no I'm not talking about the chocolate milk!) However, the milk in my fridge is definitely old. I think it's sell by date was March 8.

For the first morning in a while, I didn't have to drag myself out of bed! Menus to all around! (We do have menus here, right?)

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Tuesday, March 31, 2009 6:12 AM

OK it's freezing here.. tell me again why is it only Tuesday??

To love someone is to see a miracle invisible to others.
--Francois Mauriac
It's fuzzy-minded liberal thinking like that that gets you eaten.

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Tuesday, March 31, 2009 6:23 AM

The week DOES seem to be moving quite slow. But that means more time with browncoats!! Sort of... And by the way:

Kel!!! *glomp* It's been forever!!

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Tuesday, March 31, 2009 7:02 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by Kelkhil:
Oh and Zero...... You want to punch pregnant Lasses in the face 0.o (since they say it prolly the most of peeps I know)? Preggers!

But what if I thought she was a guy and punched her for insulting my kid at his soccer match?

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Tuesday, March 31, 2009 7:19 AM

The mob would get you....

To love someone is to see a miracle invisible to others.
--Francois Mauriac
It's fuzzy-minded liberal thinking like that that gets you eaten.

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Tuesday, March 31, 2009 7:25 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by MsA:
...tell me again why is it only Tuesday??

...well...

...you see, MsA,...

...the Earth rotates about its axis with an average angular velocity of approximately 7.2921150 x 10^−5 radians per second, which results in our ability to perceive changes in what has been dubbed "time." Couple this with the ancient calculations and subsequent adoption of the Gregorian calendar, and that's (briefly and very generally) how we get our relatively perceived and generally accepted time, making today now and still Tuesday...

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Tuesday, March 31, 2009 7:44 AM

heh, nice.

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Tuesday, March 31, 2009 8:05 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by Hell's Kitten:
Quote:
Originally posted by MsA:
...tell me again why is it only Tuesday??
...well...

...you see, MsA,...

...the Earth rotates about its axis with an average angular velocity of approximately 7.2921150 x 10^−5 radians per second, which results in our ability to perceive changes in what has been dubbed "time." Couple this with the ancient calculations and subsequent adoption of the Gregorian calendar, and that's (briefly and very generally) how we get our relatively perceived and generally accepted time, making today now and still Tuesday...

Unless of course you are in Australia. In which case it is tomorrow! Always tomorrow.... man when are they gonna get in the now!

Zero - You would end up on house arrest. At which time you would build a bar in your basement and get all the Lads all hot for you wife!
Preggers! (quit trying to hit me and HIT ME!)

Avery - GLOMP!!! Hiya Lassy! Long time no type! How's life? Work? Shooting Navy and Zero in the face? All the other life type stuff?

so is that 10%?

EDIT: (Ashamed)

Hiya FLT! GLOMP!!!

Zombie Killing, Ninja in Training Kelkhil
The Shirtless Forsaken

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Tuesday, March 31, 2009 9:06 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by Kelkhil:

Avery - GLOMP!!! Hiya Lassy! Long time no type! How's life? Work? Shooting Navy and Zero in the face? All the other life type stuff?

I was, before my

internet decided to be a

and kick me off.

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Tuesday, March 31, 2009 9:39 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by averyfinecompanion:

I was, before my internet decided to be a and kick me off.

0.o

o.0

Arn't you online right now Lassy? Um, you must be, I think.......

Or did you shoot them in the face one time too many and they told on you and XBox Live banned you?

Jerks!!!

(man the out fo context game could get real gross about now!)

Zombie Killing, Ninja in Training Kelkhil
The Shirtless Forsaken

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Tuesday, March 31, 2009 9:47 AM

We have 2 different providers. One for wireless and one for wired. It's the wired (Xbox) one that is acting up. My computer one works fine.

Don't ask me why we have both, I'm just here for the free food and free rent.

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Tuesday, March 31, 2009 9:48 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by Briglad: Barkeep, Chocolate milkshakes for everyone

oooooooooooooooh ^_^ *huggles*

lolz, thanks for the glomp Kel XD

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Tuesday, March 31, 2009 11:54 AM

WAKEUPSOON

People! (Okk .. that sounds random, but .. yeah ...)

College is wearing my down pretty hard right now .. I'm gonna have to go in for 'Easter School' - its more like prison. :|

Oh well, that'll only be for one day .. then I gets a break. x3

*MASS GLOMP to EVERYONE (coz I've forgotten whose appeared so far :/)*

Oh, && I'm feeling generous .. *buys everyone a big Cadbury's chocolate bar. Let's say, oh .. 1 KG?*

~WuS
This is not my signature, I have to write this every time I post.
Smile && Nod, it makes it seem like you know what's going on.

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Tuesday, March 31, 2009 11:55 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by Kelkhil:
Zero - You would end up on house arrest. At which time you would build a bar in your basement and get all the Lads all hot for you wife!
Preggers! (quit trying to hit me and HIT ME!)

Sorry Kel, but it just doesn't have the same effect coming from you (plus I know you're doing it to mess with me), and if I did it would be bad...for you...

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Tuesday, March 31, 2009 11:59 AM

u know, i can imagine u saying that with the expression of that chick in ur avi. XD is that weird?

barkeep, some after dinner eats plz

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Tuesday, March 31, 2009 3:08 PM

Preggers and knocked up... not the best phrases...

embarazada sounds too much like embarassed.

Impregundas sounds right but means questions "remind me again why I'm doing this?"

pregnant
The 40 Week Flu is one of my faves.
In the family way
a bun in the oven
her belly under her chin
expecting (I keep expecting this to get easier)
gravid
In the pudding club
With child
(Great with child, or in some cases FANTASTIC with child)

How about "maternally enabled"?
"previously sperm friendly"?
"someone who's obviously had unprotected sex"?
"walking incubator"
"cravings on two legs"
"hormonally unstable"
"lactation enhanced"
"sploog" (makes about as much sense as some of the others..)

Barkeep! Bring me beer!

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Tuesday, March 31, 2009 3:17 PM

lolz, walking incubator XD sry that one struck me as funny

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Wednesday, April 1, 2009 2:41 AM

Speaking of striking you funny..

http://www.theonion.com/content/news/renowned_hoo_ha_doctor_wins_nobel

Still waiting for that beer. Service is s-l-o-w....

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Wednesday, April 1, 2009 3:10 AM

'hoo-ha'? XD i get theyre trying to be funny, but really? :P lolz
the labels on the diagram are hilarious XD

*gets SR a beer*

barkeep, some breakfast eats and coffee for me please ^_^

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Wednesday, April 1, 2009 4:19 AM

You'd be amazed at some of the euphemisms I hear come out of the mouths of grown women.

"Va jay-jay"
"hoo- hoo"
"coochie"
"junk"
"cookie"

the list is endless....

Va-gi-na. Say it with me: vagina. All together now "I have a VAGINA!"

Okay let's try this one. Pe-nis. Penis. "I have a PENIS!"

Get over it.

(Okay my penis is technically a loaner, but I'm still very posessive..)

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Wednesday, April 1, 2009 4:28 AM

lol ive heard all of those, including the good old fashioned 'vag' (vaj? meh, prounounced 'vadge' in any event). im surprised ppl are still so sensitive about the subject :P silly people

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Wednesday, April 1, 2009 6:22 AM

And you forgot my favourites:

CUNT
TWAT
MINGE
AXE-WOUND

Can we move on, now?

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Wednesday, April 1, 2009 6:33 AM

lmao, never heard it referred to as an axe wound before O_o

barkeep, lunch eats please.

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Wednesday, April 1, 2009 6:50 AM

ok wow I leave you guys alone and you go all mental

Yes I vote with HK on a subject change

Sooooo Spring break....anyone getting one? Doing anything interesting?

To love someone is to see a miracle invisible to others.
--Francois Mauriac
It's fuzzy-minded liberal thinking like that that gets you eaten.

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Wednesday, April 1, 2009 7:01 AM

lolz, my spring break was over like three weeks ago ><;;

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Wednesday, April 1, 2009 7:02 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by Hell's Kitten:
And you forgot my favourites:

Can we move on, now?

Almost choked on my coffee after that one Lassy!

(gets the Sneaky Lass a fresh bag of Red Vines)

Quote:
Originally posted by MsA:
ok wow I leave you guys alone and you go all mental

Go all mental? I am pretty sure we've already been and I think you were driving the bus!

Quote:
Originally posted by MsA:
Sooooo Spring break....anyone getting one? Doing anything interesting?

What is this Spring break of which you speak? And what does it entail besides granting Sir Daughter the Brave the opportunity to sleep in that she is passing on?

(so in need of a vacation)

Zombie Killing, Ninja in Training Kelkhil
The Shirtless Forsaken

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Wednesday, April 1, 2009 7:25 AM

I GOT MY CAMERA!!!

...I haz a digital camera now

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Wednesday, April 1, 2009 7:35 AM

NVGHOSTRIDER

Leave for a day and I miss all the talk of good stuff and such.

One of the girls at work corrected me one day.

"Guys got junk,
Girls got stuff."

Teenagers do have the answers sometime.

What kinda camers Avery? We're looking into a new one too.

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The country is making a big mistake not teaching kids to cook and raise a garden and build fires.
-Loretta Lynn

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Wednesday, April 1, 2009 8:02 AM

http://www.amazon.com/Panasonic-DMC-TZ5A-Digital-Optical-Stabilized/dp
/B0011Z6D9U

It's the same kind that Engie has. She helped me pick it out.

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Wednesday, April 1, 2009 8:31 AM

So um... yeah. I am sure that people have heard about this Big Evil Virus called the Conficker worm that was supposed to hit today......hehehehehehehe

OK if not it is this big monstrous end all worms that was suppose to have infected millions of PCs and that was supposed to become active and play merry hobb all over the interwebz today....

(snikker)

So anyway... there are ways to check and see if you have been infected by said virus...(chuckle)

One of the ways to do this is to go to www.microsoft.com and they would check for you...

(Muyhahahahahahahahahahahahha!!!)
(choke)

go ahead, use the link!

Doesn't work does it? www.microsoft.com has crashed!

Bwahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!

Ok laugh of the day done!

(wipes tears from eyes)

Zombie Killing, Ninja in Training Kelkhil
The Shirtless Forsaken

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Wednesday, April 1, 2009 8:56 AM

*sigh*

Frustrating video games are frustrating...grrr...

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Wednesday, April 1, 2009 9:04 AM

OK that is hilarious Kelkhil... microsoft crashed...giggle

NV well out of the mouths of babes...still it goes well with the Mr. Rodgers explanation that boys are fancy on the outside and girls are fancy on the inside

Spring break... immortal rite of passage of going someplace warm and behaving entirely inappropriately

And what is this about passing up on sleeping in??? What is wrong with that child?

To love someone is to see a miracle invisible to others.
--Francois Mauriac
It's fuzzy-minded liberal thinking like that that gets you eaten.

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Wednesday, April 1, 2009 9:06 AM

have i mentioned how much i hate signing up for classes?

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Wednesday, April 1, 2009 9:38 AM

You'll miss it some day.

No, really...

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Wednesday, April 1, 2009 9:51 AM

<_<

>_>

<_<

...i dont think so..

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Wednesday, April 1, 2009 1:00 PM

Honestly... you really will. Give it 5 years and you will have stray " damn I wish this was the start of a semester and I was still in college" thoughts

To love someone is to see a miracle invisible to others.
--Francois Mauriac
It's fuzzy-minded liberal thinking like that that gets you eaten.

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Thursday, April 2, 2009 4:47 AM

Morning all

* sets out fresh mango peach smoothies, cinnamon rolls, bagels and toppings*

To love someone is to see a miracle invisible to others.
--Francois Mauriac
It's fuzzy-minded liberal thinking like that that gets you eaten.

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Thursday, April 2, 2009 5:19 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by MsA:
*sets out fresh mango peach smoothies, cinnamon rolls, bagels and toppings*

((swipes a raisin cinnamon bagel))

>.>

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((sips all the mango out of the mango/peach smoothie))

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Thursday, April 2, 2009 5:20 AM

* makes a mango smoothie just for HK*

To love someone is to see a miracle invisible to others.
--Francois Mauriac
It's fuzzy-minded liberal thinking like that that gets you eaten.

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Thursday, April 2, 2009 6:41 AM

((glee!))

\o/

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Thursday, April 2, 2009 7:39 AM

Nothing like fresh mango, organic yogurt, a little mango juice, and a blender:)

To love someone is to see a miracle invisible to others.
--Francois Mauriac
It's fuzzy-minded liberal thinking like that that gets you eaten.

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Thursday, April 2, 2009 8:01 AM

NVGHOSTRIDER

It was very good. Wish I had time for some peanut butter toast too.

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Thursday, April 2, 2009 8:08 AM

GEE

Oh dear!

*stumbles into bar*

I'm having one of those weeks where everything is not quite running in the right order and it feels like my brain is a crystal that has been dropped so everything is refracting off at crazy angles but back to the bar.

So, I have a penis.

Axe wound? Really?

I love HK, wonderfully direct.

Is ther any chance of some mango smoothie here or does that bring you into conflict with our ninja kitty.

Hope everyone is ok, I'm going to sit in the corner and gibber.

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Thursday, April 2, 2009 8:21 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by gee:
Axe wound? Really?

((snerk))
Okay, I admit it... I got that term from one of the many *highly* entertaining things on rathergood.com, and I don't think I've *actually* ever used it.

((bored, lurk, lurk))

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Thursday, April 2, 2009 9:26 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by nvghostrider:
It was very good. Wish I had time for some peanut butter toast too.

That IS a very tasty and simple dish, especially when the peanut butter gets all melty and gooey.

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Thursday, April 2, 2009 9:31 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by averyfinecompanion:
Quote:
Originally posted by nvghostrider:
It was very good. Wish I had time for some peanut butter toast too.

That IS a very tasty and simple dish, especially when the peanut butter gets all melty and gooey.

Mmmmmm....

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Thursday, April 2, 2009 10:01 AM