Bad news for Adam Baldwin- I wish we could help... by chrisisall

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Bad news for Adam Baldwin- I wish we could help...

POSTED BY: CHRISISALL
UPDATED: Thursday, April 2, 2009 12:31
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Wednesday, April 1, 2009 3:42 AM

Quote:
AIP News, Los Angeles
Last night actor Adam Baldwin, currently starring in the NBC series "Chuck," was arrested in a downtown Los Angeles motel with three prostitutes, and is now in jail pending bail. There were reports of loud noises coming from the room, which prompted the 911 call that led to his arrest at the "All Nighter Motel" on Wilshire Boulevard just south of Brentwood.
"My client was simply doing his part to stimulate the local economy," stated his attorney Vera Callahan.

http://152.339LAlink2nthinAIP.com

Do I gotta say it?

The laughing Chrisisall

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Wednesday, April 1, 2009 3:46 AM

KWICKO

"We'll know our disinformation program is complete when everything the American public believes is false." -- William Casey, Reagan's presidential campaign manager & CIA Director (from first staff meeting in 1981)

Chris, what the hell are you talking about?

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Wednesday, April 1, 2009 3:47 AM

CHRISISALL

What day is it?

The laughing Chrisisall

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Wednesday, April 1, 2009 3:49 AM

BYTEMITE

Clearly, acting as Jayne in the movies and series has been a bad influence.

...Is it wrong if I'm kind of proud of him? o.0

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Wednesday, April 1, 2009 3:52 AM

CHRISISALL

Again, what day is it?

The laughing Chrisisall

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Wednesday, April 1, 2009 3:56 AM

BYTEMITE

Oh you.

I guess the lawyer's comments should have been a giveaway. Lawyers never have a sense of humour.

EDIT: Doh! And a firefly reference. Hey, it's early, kind of.

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Wednesday, April 1, 2009 4:15 AM

CHRISISALL

Haken's one was better.

The laughing Chrisisall

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Wednesday, April 1, 2009 4:26 AM

WASHNWEAR

Nice one, nice one! Like ByteMite says, ya had me 'til the lawyer's parting comment.

Adam's safe word: BUNK

ETA: Correct spelling of "ByteMite".

W W R L D ?
What would Rob Lowe do?

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Wednesday, April 1, 2009 4:27 AM

ZEEK

I'm proud of Adam. He's leading by example. These old laws are just silly. We need to rise up and show that we aren't going to take it anymore. I'm with you Adam!

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Wednesday, April 1, 2009 4:31 AM

FREELANCERTEX

see, it was the lack of a link that gave it away for me, i looked for it even before i read the quote. :P thats how i usually tell if what i'm reading is legit or not. good one chris XD
good ole jayne lol

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Wednesday, April 1, 2009 4:34 AM

KWICKO

Ah, you got me - kind of. I knew something was screwy when I saw the lawyer's name was "Vera" - I just didn't realize what you were getting at. Musta forgot it was April Fool's!

Carry on...

A chicken in every pot, and a hooker or three in every bed.

Mike

just lying smiling in the dark
shooting stars around your heart
dreams come bouncing in your head
pure and simple everytime
now you're crying in your sleep
i wish you'd never learnt to weep
don't sell the dreams you should be keeping
pure and simple everytime

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Wednesday, April 1, 2009 4:50 AM

NEWOLDBROWNCOAT

I was watchin' for it this year.
How come ya always pick on Adam, never Nathan?

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Wednesday, April 1, 2009 5:02 AM

FREELANCERTEX

Quote:
Originally posted by Chrisisall: http://152.339LAlink2nthinAIP.com]
LOLZ u added a linke? really?? XD

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Wednesday, April 1, 2009 5:03 AM

BLUESUNCOMPANYMAN

Chris,

You had me for about 4 seconds. I had just got finished reading about Google's CADIE website, so why I bought into your post immediately is a wonder. http://www.google.com/intl/en/landing/cadie/index.html

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Wednesday, April 1, 2009 5:09 AM

CHRISISALL

Quote:
Originally posted by freelancertex:

LOLZ u added a linke? really?? XD

Made it look more official-like.

The laughing Chrisisall

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Wednesday, April 1, 2009 5:28 AM

CHRISISALL

Quote:
Originally posted by NewOldBrownCoat:

How come ya always pick on Adam, never Nathan?

I wasn't aware that I had any April Fools-Adam fixation...

The laughing Chrisisall

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Wednesday, April 1, 2009 5:38 AM

GILOVE2DANCE

I knew right away that Adam would NEVER ever ever EVER do anything like that. He loves his wife and kids too much.

Like the attorney's! Cute tie-in.

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Wednesday, April 1, 2009 5:47 AM

CHRISISALL

Quote:
Originally posted by Gilove2dance:
I knew right away that Adam would NEVER ever ever EVER do anything like that. He loves his wife and kids too much.

Yeah, it should be an obvious gag to folks that know Adam's family life.

The laughing Chrisisall

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Wednesday, April 1, 2009 6:08 AM

NEWOLDBROWNCOAT

Quote:
Originally posted by chrisisall:
Quote:
Originally posted by NewOldBrownCoat:

How come ya always pick on Adam, never Nathan?
I wasn't aware that I had any April Fools-Adam fixation...

The laughing Chrisisall

Take the " ya" as generic, not specifically you. But wasn't it a couple of years ago that somebody posted an item about a gay magazine outing Adam? And there was something about Adam last year too, if I remember correctly. Enough of a trend that when I saw a header about Adam,
I
figured it immediately.

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Wednesday, April 1, 2009 6:52 AM

MSA

Couldn't you have tried to make it believable??

HUGS Chrisisall

To love someone is to see a miracle invisible to others.
--Francois Mauriac
It's fuzzy-minded liberal thinking like that that gets you eaten.

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Wednesday, April 1, 2009 6:55 AM

BYTEMITE

Jayne? Married happily with children? My brain just broke.

Well, good for Adam, anyway. :)

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Wednesday, April 1, 2009 7:03 AM

OPPYH

Quote:
Originally posted by Bytemite:
Jayne? Married happily with children? My brain just broke.

Yeah, I know. Where's that get fun?

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Wednesday, April 1, 2009 1:00 PM

CHRISISALL

Quote:
Originally posted by MsA:

HUGS Chrisisall

Happy April Fools, my sweet.

The laughing Chrisisall

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Wednesday, April 1, 2009 4:21 PM

PLYTLE

You know, I was waiting, prepared, for an April Fool's Day joke all day long and nothing came. Nothing! Then I let my guard down, and . . .

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Wednesday, April 1, 2009 4:59 PM

GROOSALUGG

I remember when April Fool's jokes were a little classier and more imaginative than just making up defamatory stories about people. Defamatory, and potentially hurtful, to a guy with a wife and kids.

Sure hope none of his family or friends visit this site.

This is the kind of thing that made me suspicious of the news about Andy Hallett initially, until I read it from a couple of reputable sources. Because there are people out there who think that starting those kinds of rumors is funny as hell...

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Wednesday, April 1, 2009 5:03 PM

MISSTRESSAHARA

With the title of the thread I thought it was about CHUCK not getting renewed so I got worried, then I read it was about him and hookers and I breathed a sigh of relief.

{{{*********~A footer is the closing of an article, not a kinky sex move~*********}}}

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Wednesday, April 1, 2009 9:24 PM

SHINYGOODGUY

Hey Chris,

Vera Callahan - brilliant!

The Laughing til it hurts SGGisall

Tawabawho?

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Wednesday, April 1, 2009 9:48 PM

JEWELSTAITEFAN

Only 3??

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Thursday, April 2, 2009 1:50 AM

BROWNCOAT1

May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one.

You are so bad! LOL

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Thursday, April 2, 2009 2:43 AM

RALLEM

I too was almost hood winked in until I read the lawyer's response.

http://www.swyzzlestyx.com/index.html

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Thursday, April 2, 2009 5:52 AM

CHRISISALL

Quote:
Originally posted by Groosalugg:
Defamatory, and potentially hurtful, to a guy with a wife and kids. Sure hope none of his family or friends visit this site.

Oh, comeon, like Adam wouldn't find it funny, especially the 'sitmulus' gag.

If he asked for an apology, I'd surely give him one, but I think he'd understand the spirit of the joke.
(Maybe I should have gone with the "Adam gets knighted & gives up acting" one I considered...)

The laughing Chrisisall

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Thursday, April 2, 2009 10:18 AM

GROOSALUGG

Quote:
Originally posted by chrisisall:
Oh, comeon, like Adam wouldn't find it funny, especially the 'sitmulus' gag.

If he asked for an apology, I'd surely give him one, but I think he'd understand the spirit of the joke.
(Maybe I should have gone with the "Adam gets knighted & gives up acting" one I considered...)

I honestly don't know what he'd find funny, but I can say that in his place, I wouldn't find it funny at all. All it takes is one or two people who don't read beyond the first post and don't realize it's a joke to start going around on other sites and saying "Hey, did you hear about Adam Baldwin and the hookers?"

Isn't the goal of a good April Fool's joke to make people believe it's true? Where's the humor in trying to make people believe something pretty despicable (considering that he has a wife and kids) about one of our favorite actors? Where's that get fun?

Sorry, Chris, but I don't think this was one of your better moments...

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Thursday, April 2, 2009 10:23 AM

CHRISISALL

Quote:
Originally posted by Groosalugg:

Isn't the goal of a good April Fool's joke to make people believe it's true?

I thought it was to make peeps believe something...until the last line (Vera Callahan), at least that's how I do it.

Nobody reading this here is not a Firefly fan; I didn't post it at a Chuck site- peeps believing it would read further & SEE it's a joke.
I think you're over-reacting, my friend.

Okay, what's Adam's #? I'm gonna call him & see....

The laughing Chrisisall

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Thursday, April 2, 2009 10:55 AM

MSA

OH please Adam would laugh his head off. Everyone on the planet knows he's happily married and adores his wife and kids.. that's why I said Chrisisall should have picked something more believable. Adams a very relaxed guy and has shown an awesome sense of humor. I don't think he'd freak.

To love someone is to see a miracle invisible to others.
--Francois Mauriac
It's fuzzy-minded liberal thinking like that that gets you eaten.

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Thursday, April 2, 2009 11:03 AM

CITIZEN

Quote:
Originally posted by Groosalugg:
"Hey, did you hear about Adam Baldwin and the hookers?"

Suck it up crybaby.

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Thursday, April 2, 2009 11:25 AM

CALHOUN

Thats why I never kiss'em on the mouth.

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Thursday, April 2, 2009 12:19 PM

GROOSALUGG

Well, then since nobody else seems to see anything wrong with this, I already have a cool idea for next April Fool's: "Alan Tudyk charged with DUI and vehicular manslaughter after running over three small children. Witnesses heard him shout 'I am a leaf on the wind!' before gunning his engine and taking direct aim on a group of pedestrians crossing a crowded LA street."

That'll be hysterical!!

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Thursday, April 2, 2009 12:31 PM

MSA

LOL ok I can totally picture that in a cartoonish kind of way...giggle.
Alan with maniacal expression wildly driving through neighborhoods screaming " I am a leaf on the wind" out of his window....

To love someone is to see a miracle invisible to others.
--Francois Mauriac
It's fuzzy-minded liberal thinking like that that gets you eaten.

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