Is It Just Me Or... by DarkHood

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Is It Just Me Or...

POSTED BY: DARKHOOD
UPDATED: Thursday, June 3, 2004 18:00
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Thursday, June 3, 2004 6:21 AM

Doe's Inara look like a 5 year old in this pic:

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Mal's on the ground, about to get speared by Crow. A shot rings out. Crow is kneecapped.

Mal: Nice shot.

Jayne: I was aiming for his head.

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Thursday, June 3, 2004 6:23 AM

HOAGIE

it's definately just you. she looks seven

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Thursday, June 3, 2004 6:25 AM

HERO

Thats why I never look em in the face...

H

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Thursday, June 3, 2004 7:20 AM

ZOID

DarkHood, and familia:

Morena has a highly symmetrical face, small nose and large, wide-set eyes. Studies have shown that these features, along with arched eyebrows, prominent jaw, small chin, clear skin and full lips are common descriptors of beauty. Morena/Inara is rare in that she has all of these features. First time I and all my male friends saw her, we all said variations on, "Oh my God, she's beautiful." She looks like a Kewpie doll, although it should be noted that -- based on photographic evidence -- a significant portion of her allure is due to the cosmetic artists of Firefly. But they do have a rare canvas on which to work.

Respectfully,

zoid

P.S.
Perhaps the most telling measure of Inara's overwhelming beauty is my wife's apparent distaste for her, which almost gets me off the hook for my preferential ogling of Zoe/Gina.
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"I knew a man once. History will never recall him, or what he gave to make us free. That's the way he wanted it. But as long as I live I'll remember, and he'll never truly die."

- River, from A Child Shall Lead Them: A History of the Second War of Independence Wilkins, Richard

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Thursday, June 3, 2004 7:56 AM

LIZ

she does have a kind of babyface (it's the cheeks).

Zoid-- i know exactly who the man history forgets is: Chris Buchanan. (heehee. j/k.)

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Thursday, June 3, 2004 8:01 AM

BROWNCOAT1

May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one.

As my esteemed comrade Zoid said, Morena is a unique beauty and though her natural beauty is enhanced by skilled make up artists, the person upon which they plied their art is exceptional.

I do not think the camera did her justice in the particular pic.

"May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one."

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Thursday, June 3, 2004 8:10 AM

WHOODAHN

Her Companion training probably started when she was 5 years old.

As was pointed out in another post, a southern virgin is a fast 5 year old.

(ducking and running to avoid the stampede)

"I ain't crazy and I've got papers to prove it"

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Thursday, June 3, 2004 9:12 AM

ZOID

liz wrote:

Quote:
Zoid-- i know exactly who the man history forgets is: Chris Buchanan. (heehee. j/k.)

Yeah, I reckon I've got a whole week to figure it out myself.

Respectfully,

zoid

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Thursday, June 3, 2004 9:20 AM

ZOID

BrownCoat1:

I personally think Morena is stunning without makeup (reminds me of a girl I once loved). But, in makeup, she may have the most beautiful face I've ever beheld. Of South American descent, she would also have the coloring of a Mediterranean queen whose face launched a thousand ships. They miscast that part for the current Pitt blockbuster, IMO.

Now, if we could only 'womanize' the rest of her body... (zoid realizes he has pulled the pin, but forgotten to throw the grenade. ummm, 'oops')

Respectfully,

zoid

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Thursday, June 3, 2004 10:43 AM

CHANNAIN

i DO aim to misbehave

Quote:
originally posted by zoid
Of South American descent, she would also have the coloring of a Mediterranean queen whose face launched a thousand ships. They miscast that part for the current Pitt blockbuster, IMO.

Seems to me the Greeks prized blond women above all others. Maybe Helen's pop married himself a pretty blond babe from northern Italy - just saying it isn't beyond the realm.

And there ain't no woman in the 'verse beautiful enough to cause the launching of any number of ships. Agamemnon was a war-monger, a conquering king. Menalaus' marital woes just gave him an excuse.

IMO, of course.

You're going to have to define "womanize"

We have art so as not to die of truth ~ Neitzsche
http://www.mnartists.org/artistHome.do?rid=7922

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Thursday, June 3, 2004 11:07 AM

ZOID

Channain wrote:

Quote:
You're going to have to define "womanize"

Through the judicious application of subcutaneous fat. (Eat a burger and a shake and shun surgery)

And, yeah, the commentary on the Trojan war was probably more accurate, I was just plagiarizing whilst waxing poetic over Morena's beauty. Remember, Jesus was a white guy with red hair...

Exasperatingly,

zoid

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Thursday, June 3, 2004 11:20 AM

CHANNAIN

i DO aim to misbehave

Quote:
Originally posted by zoid:
"womanize" - Through the judicious application of subcutaneous fat. (Eat a burger and a shake and shun surgery)

Okay, now I REALLY like you.

We have art so as not to die of truth ~ Neitzsche
http://www.mnartists.org/artistHome.do?rid=7922

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Thursday, June 3, 2004 11:47 AM

AURAPTOR

America loves a winner!

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Now, if we could only 'womanize' the rest of her body

Sorry, 1st time I read that, it didn't quite take as it was intended....I subconsciously put 'womanize' and Inara together...and I got...well... never mind what I got.

I'll be in my bunk.

" They don't like it when you shoot at 'em. I worked that out myself. "

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Thursday, June 3, 2004 5:32 PM

TOMTBA2004

It's not just you. I think it's the smile and the way the cheeks move in. but is still either sexy or cute. sexy eyes but cute smile. Do you think thats a commentary on me?

"lets go to work"

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Thursday, June 3, 2004 5:50 PM

ZOID

Tomtba2004 wrote:

Quote:
It's not just you. I think it's the smile and the way the cheeks move in. but is still either sexy or cute. sexy eyes but cute smile. Do you think thats a commentary on me?

Yes. It says you're a heterosexual male with functional eyesight.

Medically,

zoid

P.S.
So what're you going to do with this newfound knowledge? Planning on telling your parents?

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Thursday, June 3, 2004 6:00 PM

TOMTBA2004

good to know

naw i don't think i will. unless they think otherwise.

"lets go to work"

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