The return of CAPTION TIGHTPANTS!!! by TenthCrewMember

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The return of CAPTION TIGHTPANTS!!!

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Saturday, June 13, 2009 3:45 AM

Could you please just make it stranger? Stranger. Odder. Could be weirder. More bizarre. How about uncanny?

Well, here I am! :P

That's right, after a far too long hiatus out into the black, I've returned to my second home in the 'verse and brought Caption Tightpants with me!

So welcome us back with some of your funniest captioning skills as we kick it off with a scene from the WORST MOVIE EVER...Sands of Oblivion...*shudders*

Adam: Caption Tightpants? So we're doing this again?
Morena: Looks like.
Other Guy *thinking*: I need a brown coat, a pistol and a spaceship...and some cannibals!...now THAT would make a good movie!

The "rules", as a reminder (or to newcomers!)
1) Enter as often as you like!
2) After 1 week (approx) I will select my favorite entries and then folks will vote for a winner!
3.14) I will post the winning entry with a new pic to be captioned!
#) I decide tie-breakers
f) Feel free to make suggestions (via email!) for future Caption Tightpants!
VI) No grenades! ;P

Okay crew, have at it!

BWAH!

TCM

P.S. Really missed you all, thanks again to everyone who helped me through a really rough patch, glad to see folks are still flyin' out here!

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Saturday, June 13, 2009 9:24 AM

REDLAVA

There has to be some decent writing around here someplace!?
(whistle) Here writers writers writers. Come here, where are you?

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Saturday, June 13, 2009 10:00 AM

SIMONWHO

As it turned out, even with the aid of three flashlights, they couldn't find a cohesive plot.

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Saturday, June 13, 2009 10:17 AM

MUTT999

Archeologist: "Could be Early Dynastic."
Morena: "I'm thinking Third Intermediate Period, maybe even Ptolemaic."
Adam (thinking): "Don't stare at butt crack, don't stare at butt crack...."

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Saturday, June 13, 2009 2:39 PM

NEWOLDBROWNCOAT

Quote:
Originally posted by TenthCrewMember:

Adam: "Morbid and creepifying I can deal with easy. But my next contract hasta do something about the Writers' Guild."

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Saturday, June 13, 2009 7:59 PM

FREEBROWNCOAT

"You can see it right here in this little crevice: the plot."

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Saturday, June 13, 2009 8:58 PM

FREEBROWNCOAT

"See? This is the statue in the town where I'm famous!"

"It says, 'Kindly do not open. It's monstrous.'"

"Yes, it's a child's top. But here, it's spooky."

"Man, do I miss Whedon!"

And the rest of the silly things this movie deserves.

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Saturday, June 13, 2009 10:20 PM

ANOTHERSKY

Adam: "Now, THESE people know how to order dead guys."

--
Going for a ride.

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Sunday, June 14, 2009 2:11 AM

DEWRASTLER

Quote:
Originally posted by TenthCrewMember:

Adam *thinking*: Morena has him distracted. Now, if I sell all this stuff on the black market I can finally finance Serenity 2: The Wrath of Jayne. Gorrammit, I'm doing the Zach Braff daydream again.

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Sunday, June 14, 2009 6:13 AM

BEATLESFAN

Quote:
Originally posted by TenthCrewMember:

Archaeologist: Hmmm, here we have a mummy from the Ancient Egyptians. Looks to be a wonderful find.

Morena: And aren't these some of the Pharaoh's treasures? This could be one of the greatest fi-

Adam: Hey, isn't that the ambulance from "Ariel"?!?!

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Sunday, June 14, 2009 11:23 AM

DRAGONWINE

Adam: Serenity 2 my muscular butt, this is My Bodyguard 2, and you two are on your own 'cause I'm outta here!

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Sunday, June 14, 2009 1:20 PM

NEWOLDBROWNCOAT

Adam: " Ayah, this looks like a bad episode of Stargate. I better watch out for O'Neill and the big dude."

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Sunday, June 14, 2009 5:01 PM

CHOLLETT

Inara and Jayne, continuing their hunt for space artifacts, rethink their choice of company as the new guy shines the flashlight up a statue's nose and giggles.
Jayne: "...last time we hire a gorram merc from Canton...."

I'm babbling like a moonbrain.

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Monday, June 15, 2009 9:23 AM

GEEZER

Keep the Shiny side up

"And with bases loaded, the count full, and two outs in the bottom of the ninth, Baccarin looks to the dugout and flashes the signal to the pitcher. Meanwhile, the infield is way in, expecting a bunt as daylight fades at the conclusion of this twilight thriller."

"Keep the Shiny side up"

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Monday, June 15, 2009 10:55 AM

CHAPTERANDVERSE

Expenses that the budget for Serenity 2: The Recession could not stretch to: The Serenity set, Nathan Fillion, costumes, Adam's beard.

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Monday, June 15, 2009 12:47 PM

TENTHCREWMEMBER

Could you please just make it stranger? Stranger. Odder. Could be weirder. More bizarre. How about uncanny?

Adam: Does anybody else find it creepifyin' that Nathan has a painting, of Joss rolling naked in money, in his basement?

BWAH!

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Monday, June 15, 2009 2:08 PM

TRAVELER

Space monkeys. Definitely space monkeys.

http://www.imdb.com/mymovies/list?l=28764731
Traveler

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Tuesday, June 16, 2009 6:17 AM

TENTHCREWMEMBER

Could you please just make it stranger? Stranger. Odder. Could be weirder. More bizarre. How about uncanny?

Inara was very impressed with the Mudders' second attempt at a Jayne statue, however, she found the Mal statue to be lacking in several areas, most notably his...uh...gun...

BWAH!

TCM

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Tuesday, June 16, 2009 7:17 AM

OUTERRIMVAGRANT

WOOP! Caption Tightpants is back!

Quote:
Originally posted by TCM:

** When Inara pitched the idea for an undercover mission, archaeology was the last thing on Jayne’s mind.

** JAYNE: “So, this is the special hell?”

** ADAM: “Hey, Morena? The crack in the ceiling appears to be growing.”
MORENA: “That’s just a plot hole. Best just to ignore it.”

** After twenty minutes of eye spy, Jayne still couldn’t find the object beginning with ‘F.’

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Tuesday, June 16, 2009 7:21 AM

SUASOR

I'll be in my bunk.

Quote:
Originally posted by Mutt999:
Archeologist: "Could be Early Dynastic."
Morena: "I'm thinking Third Intermediate Period, maybe even Ptolemaic."
Adam (thinking): "Don't stare at butt crack, don't stare at butt crack...."

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Tuesday, June 16, 2009 9:40 AM

PDCHARLES

What happened? He see your face?

WB TCM!!!

Adam: Did I leave the stove on?

OR

Adam became nervous when he noticed the camera was being operated via crank.

OR

Adam: God's Balls?!?!
Morena: No, no. That’s a deity holding two grapes.

OR

Adam: Wait… you mean this is NOT Indiana Jones 5?

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Tuesday, June 16, 2009 10:49 AM

TENTHCREWMEMBER

Could you please just make it stranger? Stranger. Odder. Could be weirder. More bizarre. How about uncanny?

Quote:
Originally posted by pdcharles:
WB TCM!!!

Thanks, PDC! Good to be back.

Adam: Huh.
Morena: Huh.
Guy: Dowhubbaboutwho?

OR

Guy: I found some props from The Mummy Returns, what do you have?
Morena: I think I found the Fox execs who canceled Firely and Drive.
Adam: Told ya Nathan took it personally...gorramit! Copies of Starquest II!

BWAH!

TCM

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Tuesday, June 16, 2009 11:09 AM

ANOTHERSKY

Quote:

Adam: I don't uh, believe in past lives or anythin' like that, uh, but this, this is too ruttin' real. Mal...?

Morena(airily):He's probably off wearing a curtain on his head somewhere.

Adam (turning to guy): So what I wanna know is...how'd we get stuck with you? Given the laws of the space-time continuum and all.
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Tuesday, June 16, 2009 12:52 PM

DMAANLILEILTT

Other Guy: Oh my God.
Morena: Rupert Murdoch?

OR

Adam: *thinking* He robbed from the rich, and he gave to the poor- ugh, f***ing Whedon!

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Tuesday, June 16, 2009 2:00 PM

MASTERJACKRYERSON

Archeologist: I like... his muscles...

Morena: What is happening with your pants!?

Adam: Well, that's just downright unsettlin'.

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Tuesday, June 16, 2009 2:10 PM

BORIS

ADAM: (thinking inwardly)I really wish I had Vera right about now.
MORENA:(also thinking inwardly) my pants are too tight I hope i can get up from this crouching position soon...I will never bug Nathan about his pants again. I wish this Bozo would get his clunking great foot off my hand
ADAM: Veraaaaaaaa! (in a quiet strangled voice)
OTHER GUY: Oh cool I'm in a movie...who's Vera? Is she Hot? do I get to make out with her? My foot feels weird...like I stepped on a big piece of gum or something...eww! i hope I didn't step on anything stinky.

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Tuesday, June 16, 2009 4:32 PM

RYCE

Huzzah for the return of Caption Tightpants!

TCM, you totally beat me to the huh, dowabbahu line! I'll have to think of something else...

No power in the 'verse can stop me!

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Tuesday, June 16, 2009 7:16 PM

CUNNINGORANGETOQUE

Welcome back!

Archaeologist(thinking): Oh boy! Hot girl-must impress...somehow...(out loud)"Hey guys!Where's the tomb? It's *flexes* *grunt* ...THAT way!"

MORENA/ADAM:"You've GOT to be kidding..."

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Time for some thrilling heroics!
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Tuesday, June 16, 2009 7:52 PM

CHOLLETT

Morena: "What does the inscription above that statue read?"
New Guy: ".....Firepower."

I'm babbling like a moonbrain.

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Wednesday, June 17, 2009 4:18 AM

SEVERUSMEIMEI

Quote:
Originally posted by TenthCrewMember:
Well, here I am! :P

The "rules", as a reminder (or to newcomers!)
^^ Newcomer, that's me :)

Other guy: Maybe a sonic screwdriver would make this movie more interesting?
Morena: *giggle*
Adam: Couldnt get no worse, I guess ...

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Wednesday, June 17, 2009 6:07 AM

TENTHCREWMEMBER

Could you please just make it stranger? Stranger. Odder. Could be weirder. More bizarre. How about uncanny?

Quote:
Originally posted by Ryce:
Huzzah for the return of Caption Tightpants!

TCM, you totally beat me to the huh, dowabbahu line! I'll have to think of something else...

No power in the 'verse can stop me!

LOL! I'm good for that. ;) Nice to see a familiar...uh...face? lol!

Cunning, glad to see you're still here too!

okay...

Adam: Are flesh eating beetle-thingies sometimes in old Egyptian tombs?
Guy: Yeah, sometimes.
Morena: Why?
Adam: Uh, no reason...hey, I left something in the truck, be right back...

BWAH!

TCM

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Wednesday, June 17, 2009 11:44 AM

DAVESHAYNE

Guy who isn't Adam: Sure it's a fixer upper but it's a good location and the school district is one of the best.

David

'Begone, sugar-free candy antichrist!' - Nathan Rabin.

'Geeks can't admit that anything worthwhile was invented before 1981. Soon, "making cocoa" will be called "milk hacking."' - Lore Sjoberg

http://xkcd.com/386/

"Don't worry. Captain Hammer will save us." - Penny.

I has myspace - http://www.myspace.com/daveshayneforpresident

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Wednesday, June 24, 2009 11:53 AM

RYCE

Other Guy: You know, Adam, your coat's kind've a brown color...
Morena: Everything here's a brown color.

No power in the 'verse can stop me!

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Wednesday, June 24, 2009 12:27 PM

LEOPARDFLAN

Other guy- "Hey, lookie here, I think I found some sort of Egyptian statue!"

Morena- "Yes, that looks like one of the many statues of King Tutahnkaman that were stolen from the wholesale shop producing the line and re-distributed in the late 1800s in false tombs.."

Jayne- thinking 'Just what the hell am I doing here, anyways?'

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Wednesday, June 24, 2009 1:10 PM

TENTHCREWMEMBER

Could you please just make it stranger? Stranger. Odder. Could be weirder. More bizarre. How about uncanny?

Hey all! Sorry...new job is 3rd shift, so it's been messing with my sleep and brain.

Keep those captions coming in today. Tomorrow I will select this week's finalists, and set up voting to run tomorrow through Sunday. Winner will be posted on Monday (with my trademark mad photoshopping skills...yeah right!) along with a new Caption Tightpants image to start week 2!

Also, I didn't give much though to an official sequel title at first, so I'm thinking a poll may be in order there and coming soon too. ;) Suggestions welcome!

As a reminder, the first three installments were Caption Tightpants, Caption Tightpants: Too Tight! and Caption Tightpants: Rise Again!

...and I'd be remiss if I stopped by and didn't offer up another caption!

Adam: So who had the bright idea to shrink and get inside a FOX exec's head?
Morena: You.
Adam: Uh, hey is that episode 6 of DRIVE over there?!!?

BWAH!

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Wednesday, June 24, 2009 1:39 PM

MUTT999

Morena: "So, you think the Governor might be in here?"
Adam: "Well, he was in Argentina last week, so, who knows?"

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Wednesday, June 24, 2009 7:19 PM

MIKEWILLIAMSON

Quote:
Originally posted by traveler:

http://www.imdb.com/mymovies/list?l=28764731
Traveler

W00t! ITV has agreed to a UFO movie.

They better not @#$ it up.

Recent novels by Michael Z. Williamson
CONTACT WITH CHAOS, Apr 09 from Baen Books
BETTER TO BEG FORGIVENESS..., Nov 07 from Baen Books
http://www.MichaelZWilliamson.com

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Friday, June 26, 2009 8:36 AM

TENTHCREWMEMBER

Could you please just make it stranger? Stranger. Odder. Could be weirder. More bizarre. How about uncanny?

Okay, folks it's VOTING TIME!!!

Go to http://vote.sparklit.com/web_poll.spark/1103466 and vote for the two captions you like best!

Voting will run today through whenever I wake up Monday! ;P

BWAH!

TCM

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Friday, June 26, 2009 8:44 AM

TENTHCREWMEMBER

Could you please just make it stranger? Stranger. Odder. Could be weirder. More bizarre. How about uncanny?

Quote:
Originally posted by TenthCrewMember:
Also, I didn't give much though to an official sequel title at first, so I'm thinking a poll may be in order there and coming soon too. ;) Suggestions welcome!

As a reminder, the first three installments were Caption Tightpants, Caption Tightpants: Too Tight! and Caption Tightpants: Rise Again!

Also, I am still soliciting official name titles for this installment of Caption Tightpants...who knows if a prize might lurk in the shadows for some wayward submission? I am a Swagmaster after all...

BWAH!

TCM

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Friday, June 26, 2009 11:13 PM

CHOLLETT

Caption Tightpants: Restitched
or CT: Reborn and Restitched

Caption Tightpants: Back in Brown

Caption Tightpants Goes Fourth (:P for Blackadder fans)

I'm babbling like a moonbrain.

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Sunday, June 28, 2009 7:13 AM

FREEBROWNCOAT

Cation Tightpants: Bursting at the Seams

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Sunday, June 28, 2009 12:45 PM

MUTT999

Caption Tightpants: A Stitch in Time!
CT: No Dockers Here!
CT: Fourth and Goal!
CT: Episode IV, A New Fit!

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Saturday, July 4, 2009 2:22 AM

RYCE

Caption Tightpants: Risen again!

No power in the 'verse can stop me!

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