CAPTION TIGHTPANTS 4.2 by TenthCrewMember

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CAPTION TIGHTPANTS 4.2

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UPDATED: Tuesday, July 7, 2009 14:01
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Tuesday, June 30, 2009 8:34 AM

Could you please just make it stranger? Stranger. Odder. Could be weirder. More bizarre. How about uncanny?

Okay! First, nothing ever goes according to the gorram plan, so my apologies for being a day late here.

Now onto our winner for CT 4.1!!

Congratulations ORV for winning our inaugural return! That was a mighty fine caption!

Now onto week 2 with our namesake and the woman he loves to hate...or hates to love...or, oh hell, just caption away!

MAL: Is there blubber?
INARA: Only between the ears...

Okay, have at!

BWAH!

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Tuesday, June 30, 2009 11:05 AM

TRAVELER

Inara: Did you pay for that haircut?
Mal: There was a wobble-head doll exchanged.

http://www.imdb.com/mymovies/list?l=28764731
Traveler

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Tuesday, June 30, 2009 3:30 PM

MUTT999

Mal: Really? An ice planet? No hands?
Inara: Really.

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Tuesday, June 30, 2009 9:51 PM

MASTERJACKRYERSON

Inara: Mal, you have a bald spot in the back of your head-
Mal: You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle!

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Tuesday, June 30, 2009 11:22 PM

TENTHCREWMEMBER

Could you please just make it stranger? Stranger. Odder. Could be weirder. More bizarre. How about uncanny?

Mal: I wouldn't be standing back there if I were you.
Inara: Why?
Mal: I'm about to go for "hard burn"...

BWAH!

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Wednesday, July 1, 2009 12:21 AM

PEACEKEEPER

Keeping order in every verse

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Wednesday, July 1, 2009 12:23 AM

PEACEKEEPER

Keeping order in every verse

Inara--- So Jayne said he dreamt you were dressed in stockings and a basque!!!!

Mal---- In S-what?!!!

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Wednesday, July 1, 2009 1:33 AM

OUTERRIMVAGRANT

Quote:
Originally posted by TCM:

Congratulations ORV for winning our inaugural return! That was a mighty fine caption!

Cheers TCM. I'm glad to see this legendary contest back up and running. Been missing it something fierce.

Here are my contributions for the next round:

MAL: “Cow featus to the left of me, war buddy to the right, here I am stuck in the bazaar with you.”

Next up, some controversial chuckles….

MAL: “You do realise the man back there has been following us, ever since we arrived?"
INARA: “I know. He mentioned something about a five finger death punch? I told him my knowledge of sex and violence wasn’t that far advanced, and more your area of expertise!”

Or…

MAL: “Have the crew been playing pin-the-kick-me-sign-on-the-captain AGAIN?!”

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Saturday, July 4, 2009 7:00 PM

TENTHCREWMEMBER

Could you please just make it stranger? Stranger. Odder. Could be weirder. More bizarre. How about uncanny?

Mal: Did I just hear you say "Sexy Booty"?
Inara (blushing): Yeah...

Hey all! Last stop for this weeks entries! I'll be making selections and setting up the vote later today (7/5). Enter now! Enter often! ;)

BWAH!

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Saturday, July 4, 2009 7:47 PM

MASTERJACKRYERSON

Inara: So, you finally got that ponytail extension, huh?
Mal: Yeah, now you can play at my hair while space monkeys attack the engine room.

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Saturday, July 4, 2009 7:58 PM

FREEBROWNCOAT

"All kinds of pretty here, Mal."

"Yeah. I'll be in my bunk."

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Saturday, July 4, 2009 9:18 PM

TENTHCREWMEMBER

Could you please just make it stranger? Stranger. Odder. Could be weirder. More bizarre. How about uncanny?

Inara: So, after that dance on Persephone, you know we're married now, right?
Mal: Dowhubbaboutwho?

BWAH!

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Sunday, July 5, 2009 11:03 AM

RYCE

Mal: What is that red thing wrapping itself around your neck?
Inara: *gurgle, sputter*

No power in the 'verse can stop me!

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Sunday, July 5, 2009 6:05 PM

TENTHCREWMEMBER

Could you please just make it stranger? Stranger. Odder. Could be weirder. More bizarre. How about uncanny?

VOTING TIME!

http://vote.sparklit.com/web_poll.spark/1103941

And yes, I've officially decided the 4th Edition of this game shall forever henceforth heretofore infinitely be known as...

CAPTION TIGHTPANTS: AIM TO MISBEHAVE

So, there ya go. CT:ATM or whatever. :P

Just go vote already! lol! Voting ends sometime Tuesday night/Wednesday morning...based on my funky work schedule (and whatever timezone you might be in!) ;)

BWAH!

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Tuesday, July 7, 2009 2:01 PM

TENTHCREWMEMBER

Could you please just make it stranger? Stranger. Odder. Could be weirder. More bizarre. How about uncanny?

Voting Bump!!!

INARA: Did you vote in this week's Caption Tightpants?
MAL: Caption Tightwhat?

BWAH!

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