CAPTION TIGHTPANTS: AIM TO MISBEHAVE #6 by TenthCrewMember

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CAPTION TIGHTPANTS: AIM TO MISBEHAVE #6

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UPDATED: Tuesday, August 4, 2009 00:31
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Tuesday, July 28, 2009 4:00 PM

Could you please just make it stranger? Stranger. Odder. Could be weirder. More bizarre. How about uncanny?

Okay, well I had to cast a tie-breaker vote, so here it is, by the narrowest margin in the game...NEWOLDBROWNCOAT's hi-larious caption! Congrats!

And now for something more traditional, direct from Out of Gas, our namesake!

Mal: Gorramit! I dropped Serenity's keys in the sewer...again...

Now you! I know you're funny, so give me your best captions!

BWAH!

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Tuesday, July 28, 2009 6:27 PM

CUNNINGORANGETOQUE

Mal(to self):"Oh yeah...you're a dirty girl aren't you? Yes you are...cleaning yourself with that sponge..."

INARA(os):"What the...?!?!?!"

OR

Mal had a newfound hatred for Jayne after finding out that he had switched his belt buckle with a devastatingly strong magnet.

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Tuesday, July 28, 2009 7:05 PM

FREEBROWNCOAT

Yep. Nothin' quite like a good pub crawl.

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Tuesday, July 28, 2009 10:26 PM

CHOLLETT

Mal's attempt to prove he had spider-powers fell a little short when considering the axis of his demonstration.

OR

Inside Mal's head: "I'm in pain! I think this is what pain feels like! Oh, mama! Someone maternal!"

OR

Nathan: "Crap. I just had to poke my nose into Beckett's family business."

OR

Nathan lies dejected after his attempt at ventriloquism last week woth Jewel went horribly awry.

I'm babbling like a moonbrain.

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Wednesday, July 29, 2009 1:39 AM

ASARIAN

MAL: "Pssst, Simon and River, as long as you stay quiet the purple-bellies will never find you. See, they'll check under the placemats; but this grid, never."

--
"Mei-mei, everything I have is right here." -- Simon Tam

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Wednesday, July 29, 2009 2:55 AM

MUTT999

Some were floored by Nathan's attempt at a mind meld with a piece of metal, others found it grating.

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Wednesday, July 29, 2009 3:19 AM

SHINYVAL

They told him not to kiss 'em on the mouth, but you know Mal he just can't help himself.

"You don't seem to be looking at the destinations. What you care about is the ships, and mine's the nicest"

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Wednesday, July 29, 2009 4:41 AM

NEWOLDBROWNCOAT

Quote:
Originally posted by TenthCrewMember:

The lights were on, but there was nobody home.

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Wednesday, July 29, 2009 6:57 AM

PDCHARLES

What happened? He see your face?

Mal: Ah-yep. There's a herd of Jaynes comin'. ...'bout two clicks North.

OR

Zoe: So.... really sir, 50 waffles at a time?

Mal: Zoe. I may need more than a few minutes here.

OR

Mal: Say again lil one?
Newt: They come mostly at night. Mostly.

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Wednesday, July 29, 2009 7:28 AM

TEXARCANA

Hey! I can see my bunk from here!

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Wednesday, July 29, 2009 8:34 AM

TENTHCREWMEMBER

Could you please just make it stranger? Stranger. Odder. Could be weirder. More bizarre. How about uncanny?

GRR ARGH! This is going to be a tough week to come up with finalists! You all are ruttin' breakin' atmo with the humor here! Keep it up!

MAL(thinking): Thought Jayne said the lights "lift you up", not "slam you to the floor and mock you"...wow, I'm feeling all bendy suddenly...

OR

(a strange twist on Cunning's awesome post and something I had a character in an RPG do once...)

Mal(to Serenity):Oh yeah...you're a dirty girl aren't you? *caresses the ship* Yes, yes you are...

OR

**THUD!!**
Mal: Uhnnn...mystery meals...where does that get fun? *groan* Special hell, Shepherd. Special. Hell.

OR

After being captured by Reavers, Mal discovered, much to his chagrin, that they like waffles too.

BWAH!

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Thursday, July 30, 2009 10:13 AM

PUMAMANREDUX

Jayne thought it would be Hi-larious to super glue Mal to the deck

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Thursday, July 30, 2009 10:52 AM

PEACEKEEPER

Keeping order in every verse

Mal(in some pain)Inara--will---you---stop---yankin--my---Chain.

Inara(from below).You're the one left it dangling through the grid hole!!!.Shiny!!

Peacekeeper---keeping order in every verse!!!

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Thursday, July 30, 2009 12:05 PM

DEWRASTLER

Ok, so I use this quote whenever something bad happens, even if it really doesn't apply, so I thought I would tag it with this picture.

Milk was a bad choice...

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Thursday, July 30, 2009 2:29 PM

DAVESHAYNE

They say that the easiest way out of the maze is to keep your right hand against the wall. What do they say about floors?

David

'Begone, sugar-free candy antichrist!' - Nathan Rabin.

'Geeks can't admit that anything worthwhile was invented before 1981. Soon, "making cocoa" will be called "milk hacking."' - Lore Sjoberg

http://xkcd.com/386/

"Don't worry. Captain Hammer will save us." - Penny.

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Friday, July 31, 2009 1:33 AM

TENTHCREWMEMBER

Could you please just make it stranger? Stranger. Odder. Could be weirder. More bizarre. How about uncanny?

MAL(thinking): Gorramit! I can almost see who the winner is for this week's Caption Tightpants!

OR

KAYLEE(OS): Cap'n, what're you playin' at?
MAL: SHHH! *whispers* I found those terrifyin' space monkeys that've been muckin' up the reactor core, I set a trap for 'em!

OR

After doing this last pratfall, Nathan regretted his choice in using his face to cushion the impact.

BWAH!

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Friday, July 31, 2009 2:05 AM

ASARIAN

MAL: Advice from an old tracker: If you want to find your contact lense, use your eyes.

--
"Mei-mei, everything I have is right here." -- Simon Tam

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Friday, July 31, 2009 9:51 AM

TENTHCREWMEMBER

Could you please just make it stranger? Stranger. Odder. Could be weirder. More bizarre. How about uncanny?

MAL(thinking): Why is it every time I kiss a girl, I end up on the floor? Hey! Is that my tooth down there?

BWAH!

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Saturday, August 1, 2009 9:30 AM

TENTHCREWMEMBER

Could you please just make it stranger? Stranger. Odder. Could be weirder. More bizarre. How about uncanny?

MAL: Note to self, when teaching River how to play Blackjack, explain the phrase "hit me" before hand...

Hey all! It's Saturday!!!
That means you have about 24 hours left
to try and top some of the truly inspired
captions this week! Then comes my choice
of finalists for the voting!
Good luck to everyone!

BWAH!

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Saturday, August 1, 2009 10:02 AM

NEWOLDBROWNCOAT

Quote:
Originally posted by TenthCrewMember:

Nathan: If I'm out of phase, and can walk thru walls, why don't I fall thru the floor?

Joss: We'll have to get back to you on that, later.
(It's an old StarGate joke, but I couldn't resist.)

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Sunday, August 2, 2009 12:20 AM

TENTHCREWMEMBER

Could you please just make it stranger? Stranger. Odder. Could be weirder. More bizarre. How about uncanny?

MAL: *thud* Ta ma de! Note to self...Mudder's Milk is NOT a dairy product.

BWAH!

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Sunday, August 2, 2009 11:06 AM

TENTHCREWMEMBER

Could you please just make it stranger? Stranger. Odder. Could be weirder. More bizarre. How about uncanny?

Quote:
Originally posted by Mutt999:
Some were floored by Nathan's attempt at a mind meld with a piece of metal, others found it grating.

Seriously, even if you don't win, you get special recognition for the "best double bad punning in a caption environment". :P

Now then on to the voting!!!

http://vote.sparklit.com/web_poll.spark/1105216

BWAH!

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Monday, August 3, 2009 2:44 PM

TENTHCREWMEMBER

Could you please just make it stranger? Stranger. Odder. Could be weirder. More bizarre. How about uncanny?

VOTING BUMP!

BWAH!

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Tuesday, August 4, 2009 12:31 AM

TENTHCREWMEMBER

Could you please just make it stranger? Stranger. Odder. Could be weirder. More bizarre. How about uncanny?

One last voting bump...voting ends later today (Tues) when I announce the winner and begin the next round of everyone's favorite caption game!

BWAH!

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