CAPTION TIGHTPANTS: AIM TO MISBEHAVE #7 by TenthCrewMember

RIVER: ... T O Z L P E D
JAYNE: No ruttin' way! That eye chart is 100ft away!
SIMON: Well, she's a reader, what can I say!?

--
"Mei-mei, everything I have is right here." -- Simon Tam

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Wednesday, August 5, 2009 3:25 PM

They thought they'd seen it all: ugly men, vicious or blubberous, men with appetites too unseemly to speak on. But nothing quite prepares you for watching FOX screw yet another show.

--
"Mei-mei, everything I have is right here." -- Simon Tam

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Wednesday, August 5, 2009 6:43 PM

VETERAN

Don't squat with your spurs on.

The crew could accept Saffron tricking Mal out of his clothes, but Wash, Book, and Zoe was too much to believe.

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Thursday, August 6, 2009 1:37 AM

Could you please just make it stranger? Stranger. Odder. Could be weirder. More bizarre. How about uncanny?

RIVER: I sense a disturbance in the force!
SIMON: You mean like thousands of voices crying out and then suddenly being silenced?
RIVER: Actually, it's just a migraine.

BWAH!

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Thursday, August 6, 2009 5:48 AM

KHAMBILO

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Originally posted by Dewrastler:

Jayne, Simon, and River's stint on "The Price is Right" became jaw-dropping when they won a trip to beautiful Londinium in their showcase.

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Thursday, August 6, 2009 10:08 AM

Could you please just make it stranger? Stranger. Odder. Could be weirder. More bizarre. How about uncanny?

ANNOUNCER: In the blue corner...from the crew of Serenity...Jayne Cobb and Simon & River Tam!!!
*applause*
ANNOUNCER: And in the red corner...direct from Miranda...the REAVERS!!!
*gasps*
JAYNE: Ooooh, I am so gonna get et...
SIMON: Oh, go se!
RIVER: Kill them with my brain....kill them with my brain...why isn't it working!??!!??

OR

SIMON: Yep, it's a cow fetus...
JAYNE: That's downright unsettlin'
RIVER: Kaylee is the best at charades.
SIMON: ...how does she fold herself like that?!

BWAH!

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Thursday, August 6, 2009 10:50 AM

KINGEICHOLZ

River: It's KING EICHOLZ he is sooo sexy
Simon: doesn't say anything he iz speachless
Jayne: I wish i was half the man EICHOLZ IS

REAL MAN

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Thursday, August 6, 2009 11:39 AM

Jayne: No ruttin' way. That has got to be 'shopped.
Simon: No, it's physically possible... just... unlikely. And somewhat repulsive.
River: I've seen it. I can't un-see it.

David

'Begone, sugar-free candy antichrist!' - Nathan Rabin.

'Geeks can't admit that anything worthwhile was invented before 1981. Soon, "making cocoa" will be called "milk hacking."' - Lore Sjoberg

http://xkcd.com/386/

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Thursday, August 6, 2009 11:39 AM

Please excuse David for double posting. He has a condition. Signed Jayne's Mother.

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Thursday, August 6, 2009 12:17 PM

Could you please just make it stranger? Stranger. Odder. Could be weirder. More bizarre. How about uncanny?

Quote:
Originally posted by daveshayne:
Jayne: No ruttin' way. That has got to be 'shopped.
Simon: No, it's physically possible... just... unlikely. And somewhat repulsive.
River: I've seen it. I can't un-see it.

Oh god, I can't know that!

I think I just threw up a little in my mouth...

BWAH!

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Friday, August 7, 2009 1:13 AM

Could you please just make it stranger? Stranger. Odder. Could be weirder. More bizarre. How about uncanny?

RIVER: ...early quantum state phenomenon...
SIMON: The Alliance is attacking us with...dinosaurs?!!?
JAYNE: Huh. Always pictured a t-rex to be, y'know, bigger...what is he, like three-foot-two?

BWAH!

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Friday, August 7, 2009 3:33 AM

CHAPTERANDVERSE

With Wash and Book down injured, Kaylee lost in action, and Zoe out for revenge, the paint-balling weekend wasn't turning out to be the morale-building exercise that Mal had hoped.

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Friday, August 7, 2009 7:18 PM

Could you please just make it stranger? Stranger. Odder. Could be weirder. More bizarre. How about uncanny?

SIMON: Dear and fluffy lord!
JAYNE: Gorram, Shepherd, you look like an ice planet.
RIVER: I told you...too much hair...
BOOK(OS): Nice. I am so putting in a request with the Big Guy to get the "special hell" for all of you.

BWAH!

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Saturday, August 8, 2009 4:24 AM

FREEBROWNCOAT

"So there is kissing."

"You have no idea. And you never will."

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Saturday, August 8, 2009 5:36 PM

VETERAN

Don't squat with your spurs on.

Jayne: "It's a Killer Rabbit"
Simon: "Don't tell me you didn't bring the Holy Hand Grenade."
River: "Run away!"

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Saturday, August 8, 2009 6:05 PM

Could you please just make it stranger? Stranger. Odder. Could be weirder. More bizarre. How about uncanny?

Get those last minute submissions in!

I will choose finalists for voting sometime tonight (Sunday)...another tough week in deciding! ;)

BWAH!

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Sunday, August 9, 2009 5:03 AM

Just for bumps:

RIVER: I got a strange sense of deja-vu about this caption contest.
SIMON: You mean, like we did this one before?
JAYNE: Saw that coming!

--
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Sunday, August 9, 2009 6:42 AM

TRAINBANDIT

Jayne: No! Those two are already too "close" without puttin' em on ruttin' Dancing with the Stars!

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Sunday, August 9, 2009 8:23 AM

K, one more for the road.

RIVER: These are not the siblings you're looking for.
SIMON: River, I don't think...
BLUE HANDS (OS): These are not the siblings we're looking for. You can go about your business.
JAYNE: Huh?

--
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Sunday, August 9, 2009 8:59 PM

Could you please just make it stranger? Stranger. Odder. Could be weirder. More bizarre. How about uncanny?

What do we have here?

A bunch of browncoated, purplebellied, bluehanded, black sailin' captioneers in tightpants eager to vote?

Well have at it!

http://vote.sparklit.com/web_poll.spark/1105606

BWAH!

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Monday, August 10, 2009 8:28 AM

FREEBROWNCOAT

Get there and vote! Show your felloew Borwncoats what you like. Besides, it's FUN.

"It's my very favorite gun. I call it Vera."

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Monday, August 10, 2009 9:08 AM

Could you please just make it stranger? Stranger. Odder. Could be weirder. More bizarre. How about uncanny?

Nothing like a vote bump powered by ringing endorsement!

:)

BWAH!

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Monday, August 10, 2009 9:11 AM

Could you please just make it stranger? Stranger. Odder. Could be weirder. More bizarre. How about uncanny?

Quote:
Originally posted by asarian:

RIVER: I got a strange sense of deja-vu about this caption contest.
SIMON: You mean, like we did this one before?
JAYNE: Saw that coming!

Meant to say earlier, I appreciate the humor in this!

Consider that an honorary win!

BWAH!

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Monday, August 10, 2009 12:12 PM

http://vote.sparklit.com/web_poll.spark/1105606

Congratulations, I was selected to win a free iphone. Annoying ads are a tiny price to pay to vote for your favorite captions.

David

'Begone, sugar-free candy antichrist!' - Nathan Rabin.

'Geeks can't admit that anything worthwhile was invented before 1981. Soon, "making cocoa" will be called "milk hacking."' - Lore Sjoberg

http://xkcd.com/386/

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Monday, August 10, 2009 2:14 PM

Could you please just make it stranger? Stranger. Odder. Could be weirder. More bizarre. How about uncanny?

Quote:
Originally posted by daveshayne:
Congratulations, I was selected to win a free iphone. Annoying ads are a tiny price to pay to vote for your favorite captions.

There are ads? Huh...maybe because I host the account I never see them. News to me. If there is a reliable ad-free free poll site, I'd be happy to switch to it.

BWAH!

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Monday, August 10, 2009 2:34 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by TenthCrewMember:
There are ads? Huh...maybe because I host the account I never see them. News to me. If there is a reliable ad-free free poll site, I'd be happy to switch to it.

Yes there are ads. I don't think you'll find a site that doesn't have 'em. No biggy except sometimes, like a lot of things in life, they can be mildly annoying.

David

'Begone, sugar-free candy antichrist!' - Nathan Rabin.

'Geeks can't admit that anything worthwhile was invented before 1981. Soon, "making cocoa" will be called "milk hacking."' - Lore Sjoberg

http://xkcd.com/386/

"Don't worry. Captain Hammer will save us." - Penny.

I has myspace - http://www.myspace.com/daveshayneforpresident

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Wednesday, August 12, 2009 3:46 AM

FREEBROWNCOAT

Results of the vote? So looking forward to another Caption Tightpants.

"I knew you let her kiss you."

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Thursday, August 13, 2009 2:02 AM

Yeah I think you can call this one. Looks like a landslide.

David

'Begone, sugar-free candy antichrist!' - Nathan Rabin.

'Geeks can't admit that anything worthwhile was invented before 1981. Soon, "making cocoa" will be called "milk hacking."' - Lore Sjoberg

http://xkcd.com/386/

"Don't worry. Captain Hammer will save us." - Penny.

I has myspace - http://www.myspace.com/daveshayneforpresident

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Thursday, August 13, 2009 10:56 AM