CAPTION TIGHTPANTS: AIM TO MISBEHAVE #8 by TenthCrewMember

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CAPTION TIGHTPANTS: AIM TO MISBEHAVE #8

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Thursday, August 13, 2009 11:26 AM

Could you please just make it stranger? Stranger. Odder. Could be weirder. More bizarre. How about uncanny?

Sorry for the wait folks...though its good to know you are clamoring for more, because this week is gonna be an extra shiny mighty fine challenge that just might make you say, "Oh, go se!" Yeah, the pants are gonna be extra extra tight this week!

But first...last weeks winning caption!

A well deserved victory by a veteran Captioneer! WTG Mutt999!

Ready to try for a repeat? Good luck!

Simon: See here, Jayne? This scan of your brain matches that of a trained ape without the training.

I told it'd be tough this week...now put on your tightest tightpants and caption away!

BWAH!

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Thursday, August 13, 2009 12:53 PM

PEACEKEEPER

Keeping order in every verse

WASH:Erm,I don't want to alarm anybody,but we seem to be heading toward a giant spider!!!

Peacekeeper---keeping order in every verse!!!

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Thursday, August 13, 2009 1:04 PM

TRAVELER

See how TUMS absorbs the acid and protects the stomach lining while leaving a minty taste in your mouth.

http://www.imdb.com/mymovies/list?l=28764731
Traveler

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Thursday, August 13, 2009 4:16 PM

TENTHCREWMEMBER

Could you please just make it stranger? Stranger. Odder. Could be weirder. More bizarre. How about uncanny?

JAYNE: Hwoon dan! This is the worst ruttin' video game ever!!!
WASH: That's a topographical dispaly, you oaf.
JAYNE: *thinks for a moment* Huh. So how do you win?

BWAH!

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Thursday, August 13, 2009 6:38 PM

FREEBROWNCOAT

Mal: No Jayne. It's not about breasts.

Jayne: Well, maybe not, but I'll still be in my bunk.

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Thursday, August 13, 2009 11:50 PM

ASARIAN

WASH: Psychic, though? That sounds like something out of science fiction.
SIMON: I'm pointing right at it!

--
"Mei-mei, everything I have is right here." -- Simon Tam

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Friday, August 14, 2009 2:11 AM

DAVESHAYNE

Mal plans his strategy in Civ CCCLXIV. "Now I'll put a city here too. It won't grow very fast on account of no grassland but all those hills will make for some very productive minin'"

David

'Begone, sugar-free candy antichrist!' - Nathan Rabin.

'Geeks can't admit that anything worthwhile was invented before 1981. Soon, "making cocoa" will be called "milk hacking."' - Lore Sjoberg

http://xkcd.com/386/

"Don't worry. Captain Hammer will save us." - Penny.

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Friday, August 14, 2009 2:44 AM

ASARIAN

NEWSREADER: Tonight at 11, International Man Of Mystery reports: "Dr. Evil's underground lair revealed!"

--
"Mei-mei, everything I have is right here." -- Simon Tam

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Friday, August 14, 2009 4:33 AM

NEWOLDBROWNCOAT

Quote:
Originally posted by traveler:

/B]

Even with Simon's electron microscope, it was hard to find what was left of Crow after he went thru the engine.

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Friday, August 14, 2009 9:13 AM

PDCHARLES

What happened? He see your face?

Wash: Whoa. No. No. Honey...you show them the bad.
Zoe: All along here, that empty space in the stream, that's Beaver territory.

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Friday, August 14, 2009 9:51 AM

TENTHCREWMEMBER

Could you please just make it stranger? Stranger. Odder. Could be weirder. More bizarre. How about uncanny?

Quote:
Originally posted by pdcharles:

Wash: Whoa. No. No. Honey...you show them the bad.
Zoe: All along here, that empty space in the stream, that's Beaver territory.

Once again, all y'all are proving worthy of the challenge! This one, in particular, made me snort out loud! Good job, pdcharles!

BWAH!

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Saturday, August 15, 2009 2:25 PM

FREEBROWNCOAT

Caption TIghtpants. Try it. You'll love it.

"Also. I can kill you with my brain."

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Saturday, August 15, 2009 4:53 PM

ASARIAN

Quote:
Originally posted by Freebrowncoat:
Caption TIghtpants. Try it. You'll love it.

"Also. I can kill you with my brain."

That would make for a funny entry, too:

SIMON: "Also, she can kill you with her brain."

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"Mei-mei, everything I have is right here." -- Simon Tam

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Saturday, August 15, 2009 8:18 PM

PEACEKEEPER

Keeping order in every verse

MAL: "Jayne,what is this on my screen? Next time you wanna clean your gun, you wanna do it in your bunk!?"

Peacekeeper---keeping order in every verse!!!

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Saturday, August 15, 2009 11:21 PM

ASARIAN

Finding a needle in a haystack is never as easy as it sounds.

--
"Mei-mei, everything I have is right here." -- Simon Tam

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Sunday, August 16, 2009 12:46 AM

CHAPTERANDVERSE

Wash: "Giant Chinese profanities are attacking the ship from all sides!"
Mal: "Go-se!"

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Sunday, August 16, 2009 10:39 AM

TENTHCREWMEMBER

Could you please just make it stranger? Stranger. Odder. Could be weirder. More bizarre. How about uncanny?

Okay, get those awesome entries in before the buzzer...sometime Monday afternoon the voting will begin!!!

BWAH!

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Sunday, August 16, 2009 12:34 PM

MAL4PREZ

Warning: this one's for dirty minds only! But I can't seem to see it any other way.

Simon - pay attention! The G-spot is somewhere... around...

(Did I just post that? I'm such a bad person!)

-----------------------------------------------
hmm-burble-blah, blah-blah-blah, take a left

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Sunday, August 16, 2009 1:59 PM

AP0LL0

Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..."

"You can know all the math in the 'Verse, but take a boat in the air you don't love, she'll shake you off just as sure as the turning of worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughta fall down, tells ya she's hurtin' 'fore she keens. Makes her home."

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Sunday, August 16, 2009 2:01 PM

FLORALBUNNY

Quote:

/QUOTE]
MAL: (snerk!) Made you look!

bun
eyes averted

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Sunday, August 16, 2009 2:27 PM

MUTT999

Wash: Badger said the loot was on this derelict ship on LV426. Sure we can trust him?
Mal: Probably not, but what's the worst that can happen?

- - - - - - - - - - - - - -
http://www.mocpages.com/home.php/30252

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Sunday, August 16, 2009 3:43 PM

ASARIAN

Quote:
Originally posted by Mutt999:

Wash: Badger said the loot was on this derelict ship on LV426. Sure we can trust him?
Mal: Probably not, but what's the worst that can happen?

Now, *that's* a worthy entry! LOL.

--
"Mei-mei, everything I have is right here." -- Simon Tam

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Wednesday, August 19, 2009 11:53 AM

DAVESHAYNE

Simon (bein' all geographical): And that is what The Grand Titons look like from orbit.

David

'Begone, sugar-free candy antichrist!' - Nathan Rabin.

'Geeks can't admit that anything worthwhile was invented before 1981. Soon, "making cocoa" will be called "milk hacking."' - Lore Sjoberg

http://xkcd.com/386/

"Don't worry. Captain Hammer will save us." - Penny.

I has myspace - http://www.myspace.com/daveshayneforpresident

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Thursday, August 20, 2009 7:11 AM

ASARIAN

Quote:
Originally posted by Mutt999:

Wash: Badger said the loot was on this derelict ship on LV426. Sure we can trust him?
Mal: Probably not, but what's the worst that can happen?

In earnest, I think we should just forego on voting this round, and just declare you the winner with this one. :)

Or... we could caption more.

--
"Mei-mei, everything I have is right here." -- Simon Tam

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Friday, August 21, 2009 12:40 AM

TENTHCREWMEMBER

Could you please just make it stranger? Stranger. Odder. Could be weirder. More bizarre. How about uncanny?

Quote:
Originally posted by asarian:

In earnest, I think we should just forego on voting this round, and just declare you the winner with this one. :)

Or... we could caption more.

Forgo the voting?!!? Gasp! No no no, we will not return to the dark crevices of the Tightpants when folks didn't like my arbitrary winners. ;)

Also, sorry this is so late, but been dealing with real life, but now it is handled, and positively! So without further ado, it is round 8 VOTING TIME!

http://vote.sparklit.com/web_poll.spark/1106145

btw - you all did an awesome job this week...I really thought I came up with a tough one...damn, you are all jing zi when it comes to captioning!

Voting ends Sunday night, EST.

BWAH!

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Saturday, August 22, 2009 3:52 AM

DAVESHAYNE

A bump for voting and to test reply notifications.

David

'Begone, sugar-free candy antichrist!' - Nathan Rabin.

'Geeks can't admit that anything worthwhile was invented before 1981. Soon, "making cocoa" will be called "milk hacking."' - Lore Sjoberg

http://xkcd.com/386/

"Don't worry. Captain Hammer will save us." - Penny.

I has myspace - http://www.myspace.com/daveshayneforpresident

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Tuesday, August 25, 2009 1:59 PM

TENTHCREWMEMBER

Could you please just make it stranger? Stranger. Odder. Could be weirder. More bizarre. How about uncanny?

Uh yeah...sorry 'bout that folks. Had a little power failure here. But I got me a new compression coil, so I am back to limpin' :P

CT winner and Round 9 coming post haste!

BWAH!

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