CAPTION TIGHTPANTS: AIM TO MISBEHAVE #9 by TenthCrewMember

Congrats, MUTT999! With an entry like that, it was hard not to win! :)

If you stare into a bottle long enough, it stares back at you.

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"Mei-mei, everything I have is right here." -- Simon Tam

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Tuesday, August 25, 2009 2:40 PM

The peep hole to Inara's bunk affected the men in flawed, but predictable ways.

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"Mei-mei, everything I have is right here." -- Simon Tam

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Tuesday, August 25, 2009 2:52 PM

TRAVELER

Wash: Read the sign mother! It says occupied!

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Traveler

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Tuesday, August 25, 2009 4:45 PM

Wash: Gorramit, HAL! Open the pod bay doors!
HAL: I'm sorry, Wash, I'm afraid I can't do that.

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"Mei-mei, everything I have is right here." -- Simon Tam

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Wednesday, August 26, 2009 12:43 PM

Could you please just make it stranger? Stranger. Odder. Could be weirder. More bizarre. How about uncanny?

WASH (fan warbling his voice): AH-H-H-H-H-H-H-H-H-H-H-H-H-H-H-H-H...

OR ALTERNATIVELY

WASH (fan warbling his voice): D-o-o n-o-o-o-t f-e-e-e-a-r m-e-e. O-o-u-u-u-r-s i-i-i-s a-a-a p-e-e-e-a-c-e-f-u-u-u-l
r-a-a-a-c-e, a-a-a-a-n-d w-e-e-e m-u-u-u-s-t l-i-i-i-v-e i-i-i-n h-a-a-a-r-m-o-o-o-n-y-y-y-y...

BWAH!

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Wednesday, August 26, 2009 12:45 PM

Could you please just make it stranger? Stranger. Odder. Could be weirder. More bizarre. How about uncanny?

Wash soon discovered that placing his face on a hot stove burner was not the most jing zi thing he's ever done...

BWAH!

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Wednesday, August 26, 2009 1:43 PM

MUTT999

Thanks guys!

The Answer: Wife soup.
The Question: What did Wash just spill in his lap?

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Wednesday, August 26, 2009 1:53 PM

Could you please just make it stranger? Stranger. Odder. Could be weirder. More bizarre. How about uncanny?

Quote:
Originally posted by Mutt999:
Thanks guys!

Well deserved! You're welcome!

WASH: Hey! HEY! It was just a joke! Everyone thought it was funny then! C'mon now...
JAYNE: I got me some candlelight here, little man...
WASH (frantic): SERIOUSLY! JOKE'S OVER! No, Jayne...don't...AUUUUUGGGHHH!

(for all you slash ficcers out there *g*)

BWAH!

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Wednesday, August 26, 2009 4:37 PM

DAVESHAYNE

Quote:
Originally posted by asarian:

Wash: Gorramit, HAL! Open the pod bay doors!
HAL: I'm sorry, Wash, I'm afraid I can't do that.

Gahhh, you beat me to it!

Ok, gonna have to improvise.

Wash: No, no, no. This is all wrong. You can't expect a man to work with equipment like this. That element is all wrong. Nobody could fry under these conditions. What? You're firing me? You can't fire me, I quit!

David

'Begone, sugar-free candy antichrist!' - Nathan Rabin.

'Geeks can't admit that anything worthwhile was invented before 1981. Soon, "making cocoa" will be called "milk hacking."' - Lore Sjoberg

http://xkcd.com/386/

"Don't worry. Captain Hammer will save us." - Penny.

I has myspace - http://www.myspace.com/daveshayneforpresident

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Wednesday, August 26, 2009 5:05 PM

CHAPTERANDVERSE

In space, Zoe can hear you scream...

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Wednesday, August 26, 2009 5:10 PM

FREEBROWNCOAT

River was merely curioius what would happen if she cooked and had a good Wash.

"Sheperd Book said they was men that reached the edge of space, saw a vasty nothingness and just went bibbledy over it."

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Thursday, August 27, 2009 12:48 AM

PEACEKEEPER

Keeping order in every verse

"Damn you to hell Kal-El.How did you find out my father was General Zod.When I escape this prison I will have my revenge"

Peacekeeper---keeping order in every verse!!!

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Thursday, August 27, 2009 2:18 AM

CHAPTERANDVERSE

Quote:
Originally posted by Freebrowncoat:

River was merely curioius what would happen if she cooked and had a good Wash.

Thats got my vote!

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Thursday, August 27, 2009 3:33 AM

NEWOLDBROWNCOAT

Quote:
Originally posted by asarian:
Congrats, MUTT999! With an entry like that, it was hard not to win! :)

"Whadda ya mean CANCELLED?!!"

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Thursday, August 27, 2009 9:52 AM

Could you please just make it stranger? Stranger. Odder. Could be weirder. More bizarre. How about uncanny?

WASH: KAAAAAAHHHHHHHNNNNNN!

BWAH!

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Thursday, August 27, 2009 9:59 AM

Could you please just make it stranger? Stranger. Odder. Could be weirder. More bizarre. How about uncanny?

WASH: HEY! I'm not dead! The phone pole missed all my vitals...hello? Anybody? HELLOOOOO?!!?

or

WASH: Oh gawd, what could it be? We're all doomed! Who's flying this thing?!!? Seriously?! I'm locked in the bathroom!!!

OR

WASH: HELP! HELP! Niska's got me! He cut off Mal's ear and now he's gonna cut off my p--YEEEOOOOWWWW!

BWAH!

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Thursday, August 27, 2009 10:40 AM

PDCHARLES

What happened? He see your face?

Wash: NOT THE SPIN CYCLE!!!!

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Thursday, August 27, 2009 10:54 AM

CHAPTERANDVERSE

Quote:
Originally posted by TenthCrewMember:

WASH: HEY! I'm not dead! The phone pole missed all my vitals...hello? Anybody? HELLOOOOO?!!?

or

WASH: Oh gawd, what could it be? We're all doomed! Who's flying this thing?!!? Seriously?! I'm locked in the bathroom!!!

OR

WASH: HELP! HELP! Niska's got me! He cut off Mal's ear and now he's gonna cut off my p--YEEEOOOOWWWW!

BWAH!
TCM

Ok, I love all these too. Some damn good captioners on this ship.

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Thursday, August 27, 2009 12:57 PM

TRAVELER

Quote:
Originally posted by TenthCrewMember:

WASH: KAAAAAAHHHHHHHNNNNNN!

How did I miss that one? Very good TenthCrewMember.

http://www.imdb.com/mymovies/list?l=28764731
Traveler

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Thursday, August 27, 2009 1:50 PM

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WASH: Rah, rah, rah!
JAYNE: In space, nobody can hear you cheer, dumbass.

bun
Frisky Browncoat

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Thursday, August 27, 2009 11:21 PM

PEACEKEEPER

Keeping order in every verse

Jayne(looking through Vera):"I got you in my sights little man".

Wash:"Damn your sudden but inevitable betrayal!"

Peacekeeper---keeping order in every verse!!!

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Friday, August 28, 2009 1:06 AM

Soon the shit would hit the fan; and Wash was sadly too nearby.

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Friday, August 28, 2009 7:31 AM

WASH (peeking into the galley): YOWZA!! I love pancakes!

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Friday, August 28, 2009 8:18 AM

Could you please just make it stranger? Stranger. Odder. Could be weirder. More bizarre. How about uncanny?

The targeting reticule on board the Reaver vessel was amazingly accurate...

BWAH!

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Friday, August 28, 2009 8:37 AM

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NISKA: And now for the nice juicy pilot I've been keeping on the back burner...
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Alan Tudyk does his impression of Bob Dylan as the voice of GPS
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bun
Frisky Browncoat
just say NO

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Friday, August 28, 2009 7:13 PM

Could you please just make it stranger? Stranger. Odder. Could be weirder. More bizarre. How about uncanny?

WASH: I am a leaf on th--
*CLANG!*
WASH: --OW!!! ...window...watch how I...splat.

OR

WASH: I REALLY REALLY NEED MONEY FOR A SLINKY DRESS!!!
MAL(OS): Jabber, jabber. I ain't listenin'.

BWAH!

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Saturday, August 29, 2009 7:59 AM

The Persephone drunk tank: It's a real bitch.

bun
Sober Browncoat

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Saturday, August 29, 2009 12:10 PM

MUTT999

Wash: "What the..? Zoe? Kaylee? Bester? NOOOOO!!!"

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Saturday, August 29, 2009 7:11 PM

Could you please just make it stranger? Stranger. Odder. Could be weirder. More bizarre. How about uncanny?

Quote:
Originally posted by FloralBunny:
The Persephone drunk tank: It's a real bitch.

bun
Sober Browncoat

Being anti-sober at the moment, I find this HI-ruttin-LARIOUS!

We'll see how I feel about it after I wake up in my own drunk tank... :P

OH! btw-reason for my unsobriety? I am celebrating the ex's departure to SC!!! And it was made more awesome by my musician friends showing up and just having a jam session for all of us here! Best. Day. Ever.

Okay, done jacking my own thread! LOL!
(wow, that sounded less pervy in my head...)

BWAH!

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Sunday, August 30, 2009 5:46 AM

Could you please just make it stranger? Stranger. Odder. Could be weirder. More bizarre. How about uncanny?

All right...get in your last-minute captions today!

Tomorrow will be voting!

BWAH!

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Sunday, August 30, 2009 8:42 AM

PEACEKEEPER

Keeping order in every verse

Quote:
Originally posted by Mutt999:

I'm a man in a dryer.Watch how I spin!!

Peacekeeper---keeping order in every verse!!!

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Sunday, August 30, 2009 11:34 AM

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Kaylee finished questioning the buffet and began to grill the pilot

bun
Have a lovely hangover, TCM

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Sunday, August 30, 2009 8:45 PM

FREEBROWNCOAT

Quote:
Originally posted by FloralBunny:
Quote:

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Kaylee finished questioning the buffet and began to grill the pilot

bun
Have a lovely hangover, TCM

Now THAT'S a good one. More cooking motif.

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Monday, August 31, 2009 9:10 AM