Browncoat Bar & Grill - Toast, the new standard! by Kelkhil

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Friday, August 28, 2009 3:46 AM

wow, I was wondering when we'd finally get a new pub :P YAY!!

lucky barkeep gets to go to a con @_@ *glomps Kel anyway*

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Friday, August 28, 2009 4:09 AM

NVGHOSTRIDER

Yeah, stupid toast measurement at the range Tuesday. Zero distance is a tad over 1028 slices.

Thanx guys.

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Friday, August 28, 2009 4:33 AM

LOL

NV

is morning... and we are less than thrilled. Stupid neighbor's dog barked almost the entire night. Finally around 3 am stopped barking. Then about 5 am started up again... 'cause I totally needed one more thing preventing me from sleeping

To love someone is to see a miracle invisible to others.
--Francois Mauriac
It's fuzzy-minded liberal thinking like that that gets you eaten.

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Friday, August 28, 2009 6:10 AM

Get the neighbors a muzzle for christmas :P lol. sorry you had shitty sleep MsA :\

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Friday, August 28, 2009 9:25 AM

Hey! I killed a thread! Score!

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Friday, August 28, 2009 9:29 AM

You did not kill a thread.. it died of natural causes. Your presence was just coincidental... giggle

To love someone is to see a miracle invisible to others.
--Francois Mauriac
It's fuzzy-minded liberal thinking like that that gets you eaten.

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Friday, August 28, 2009 9:32 AM

PHOENIXROSE

You think you know--what's to come, what you are. You haven't even begun.

About seven or eight years ago, one of my friends used the term "hung like a toaster" for reasons that remain unknown to me. But of course my other friends all took the term and ran with it, and 'getting toast' became some kind of elaborate code for sex. There was the dough, which was the kissing, and the bread, which was the making out, and crust was clothes, and toast was like third base, and French toast was like home base, and more things I only vaguely followed were built upon the terms of toast, and breakfast in general became a rather ridiculous fun giggle-fest.
To this day, that's the first thing to pop into my head at the mention of toast.
(I giggled like mad at the toaster in Red Dwarf)
I could go for some toast....

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Friday, August 28, 2009 9:37 AM

"Got toast?"

There needs to be a t-shirt.

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Friday, August 28, 2009 9:51 AM

Rose that is awesome!!! hmmm must remember that for later use

To love someone is to see a miracle invisible to others.
--Francois Mauriac
It's fuzzy-minded liberal thinking like that that gets you eaten.

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Friday, August 28, 2009 9:55 AM

NAVYSEILS

Toast is the ultimate unit of measurement. Time, distance, sex... there's nothing toast cannot make better.

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Friday, August 28, 2009 10:38 AM

why toast?

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Friday, August 28, 2009 11:06 AM

You forgot measure of goodness... example " giving that puppy a home was almost toastlike in it's goodness"

and of course the more prosaic measure of hunger...

still excited for the Sunday toast party...

To love someone is to see a miracle invisible to others.
--Francois Mauriac
It's fuzzy-minded liberal thinking like that that gets you eaten.

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Friday, August 28, 2009 11:38 AM

ROXYFREEFALL

Woman, you are completely off your nut.

You people and your crazy toast! How in the world can you sexualize something like this!?

On second thought... hehehehe, toast porn...

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DFTBA ^^

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Friday, August 28, 2009 12:50 PM

What is that rule number again???

To love someone is to see a miracle invisible to others.
--Francois Mauriac
It's fuzzy-minded liberal thinking like that that gets you eaten.

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Friday, August 28, 2009 12:52 PM

ZEROKIRYU

Rule 34

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Friday, August 28, 2009 2:56 PM

Thanks Zero:) HUGS

To love someone is to see a miracle invisible to others.
--Francois Mauriac
It's fuzzy-minded liberal thinking like that that gets you eaten.

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Friday, August 28, 2009 2:59 PM

XD aaaaaah the rules of the internet. I still don't know what Desu is. *has no desire to look it up*

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Friday, August 28, 2009 6:01 PM

-eyes pop out at the thought of toast porn-

Seriously, is that even possible? Wait, no, don't answer that, I really don't think I wanna know..

And, TGIF! -tosses confetti about and dances-

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Friday, August 28, 2009 6:24 PM

AVERYFINECOMPANION

Quote:
Originally posted by SimplyAky:
-eyes pop out at the thought of toast porn-

Seriously, is that even possible? Wait, no, don't answer that, I really don't think I wanna know..

Why not? There's furniture porn http://www.furnitureporn.com/furnporn1.html

I'm 97% sure its safe for work. But I of course didn't go through the whole site.

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Saturday, August 29, 2009 7:02 AM

PHOENIXROSE

You think you know--what's to come, what you are. You haven't even begun.

Hehehehe, toast porn. Better get out the butter

Well, I have jumped rooms and jumped back again, debated for at least an hour over which clothes should come with me, trying to get it narrowed down to semi-reasonable levels, I've packed my carry-on, and having been warned that the airline with the best rates this particular year is notorious for losing luggage I'm now debating whether I should even check another bag or if I should leave the liquids at home. Who else is ready for DragonCon?

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Saturday, August 29, 2009 7:26 AM

I can't pack until day before since I don't have but one pair of pants and 4 tops I kinda have to wear them... but still very ready. And I'm telling you I'm just glad we've sorted the rooms

To love someone is to see a miracle invisible to others.
--Francois Mauriac
It's fuzzy-minded liberal thinking like that that gets you eaten.

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Saturday, August 29, 2009 7:35 AM

PHOENIXROSE

You think you know--what's to come, what you are. You haven't even begun.

Oh yeah, me too. I've come to expect room situations to be rather fluid; I think there's more shifting every year I go!

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Saturday, August 29, 2009 9:57 AM

BRIGLAD

Toast??? How about raising a toast...

To my spectacularly bad luck...

Today is Rose's B-day. Back in April, I saw that Chicago was the concert at the Champlain Valley Fair on her birthday. We both like Chicago... no brainer.

I order the tickets to the tune of $130 and they arrive a week later. I gave them to Rose for safe keeping.

I'm sure you can see where this is going. Tore the house apart trying to find the tickets today. Gone... poof. Probably thrown out mistakenly in one of the house cleaning sprees.

And since the State is now disputing my Unemployment status and I got a whopping 14 hours last week...

I can't even afford to take Rose out for dinner at McDonalds, let alone a real restaurant as a "Consolation prize" for her Birthday.

Just shoot me now...

B

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Saturday, August 29, 2009 10:01 AM

I'm going to give away a girl secret now... rest of you guys close your eyes

Briglad... we really don't care about expensive presents and nice stuff. Sure it' enjoyable anyone likes them, but if you want to truly wow her for her birthday...write her a long letter. Tell her about the day you first met, little moments you remember form your time together, a few times when you've been really struck by how you feel or how beautiful she is, and tell her how she makes your life better.... that will be prized more than anything she could get. She will keep that and read and re -read that until the paper is so faded and creased only she knows what the words say...

To love someone is to see a miracle invisible to others.
--Francois Mauriac
It's fuzzy-minded liberal thinking like that that gets you eaten.

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Saturday, August 29, 2009 10:18 AM

BRIGLAD

A concert for her birthday is kinda a tradition for us... Rose's birthday always falls around the start of the fair and we go see a concert if someone we like is playing. We've seen Meatloaf, Cindi Lauper, Journey, Peter Frampton, Styx, REO Speedwagon...

We send little notes back and forth all the time. Since Rose's Cancer, Her dad's Stroke (He can't be left alone for more than an hour or so) and my employment problems... we don't get to go out much anymore. Last time we could swing a trip to the movies was last summer for Iron Man. We might be able to manage dinner out somewhere cheap like Denny's once every couple of months.

Just a disappointment. No blame either. We were both looking forward to this all summer. Even got Rose's cousin to come over and Dad sit for tonight...

Excuse me while I go rearrange the breakables room...

B

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Saturday, August 29, 2009 11:49 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by MsA:
I'm going to give away a girl secret now... rest of you guys close your eyes

Okay, you can open your eyes now...

Quote:
...we really don't care about expensive presents and nice stuff.

Are you reading this, guys?

This is a lie!
A LIEEEEEE!!!!

How many times do I have to tell you not to trust a pregnant woman?? She's all... super sweet and... like... motherly... and cuddly and stuff... it's all those girlie hormones on holy-shit-over-drive. So very not to be trusted.

O.O

>.>

<.<

((cuddles MsA when NVG isn't lookin'))

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Saturday, August 29, 2009 2:10 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by SimplyAky:
-eyes pop out at the thought of toast porn-

Seriously, is that even possible? Wait, no, don't answer that, I really don't think I wanna know..

And, TGIF! -tosses confetti about and dances-

That you, RF?

Quote:
Originally posted by Kelkhil: This is a lie!
A LIEEEEEE!!!

except it's not, really. Some girls are high maintenance @_@ (because they're shallow and have no lives really), but mostly we really don't care about the expensive stuff :P

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Saturday, August 29, 2009 2:20 PM

Oh, we care, we care... but we can live without it if you can make us go all melty.
Raid the local park for wildflowers you picked yourself (also good are deserted lots, plenty of wildflowers blooming right now), give us a nice foot rub, oodles of noodles by candlelight, read to us, dance us around the house, take a walk around a nice park with a water feature at sunset/rise (if it won't get us mugged), whatever.

Or just get us drunk and shag us silly. That works too! (Okay, maybe not for everyone.

*PLEASE NOTE: That is for ESTABLISED CONSENSUAL RELATIONSHIPS ONLY!*

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Saturday, August 29, 2009 2:22 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by freelancertex:
Quote:
Originally posted by SimplyAky:
-eyes pop out at the thought of toast porn-

Seriously, is that even possible? Wait, no, don't answer that, I really don't think I wanna know..

And, TGIF! -tosses confetti about and dances-
That you, RF?

Yep, tis me. And what are we talking about?

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Saturday, August 29, 2009 3:51 PM

BRIGLAD

Strange how things work out....

Rose had been saving a bunch of money because her minivan needed some work done before the state inspection ran out. She thought it expired Monday night...

She forgot that her Van has a 10 inspection sticker. It's still good until the last day of October.

To celebrate, both not having to shell out $500 this week on her Van and her birthday, we went out for Chinese food and shopping therapy.

Might not have been a good concert anyway. It's been raining all day and it's an outdoor venue. Would have come home tired, miserable and wet. Most likely coming down with something in the process.

Might run over to the fair on Friday just to walk around as we'll be in the area for one of her doctors appointments. Gotta get some really bad for you fair food...

Brian

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Saturday, August 29, 2009 4:06 PM

apparently we've moved from toast porn to buying expensive gifts for girls for their birthdays. i don't know why or how.

barkeep, some after dinner/late night eats please. *is hungry again*

So we're watching a psychotic chihuahua. who appears to be part cat. and she keeps climbing all over me (my feet, my lap, my arm, chest, shoulders, neck. whatever she can balance on really).

and my dog *hates* her :P

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Saturday, August 29, 2009 4:07 PM

Ah. Well, conversations tend to do that..

Though I'm confused how a chihuahua could even look slightly part-cat. -mind boggles- o.O

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Saturday, August 29, 2009 4:10 PM

no, she doesn't *look* part cat. she *is* part cat. she can jump incredible heights, is very agile, and can walk along very narrow edges. and always lands on her feet. she's part. fucking. cat.

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Saturday, August 29, 2009 4:39 PM

Woah.. o.O

But what self-respecting cat would get it on with a fucking CHIHUAHUA?!

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Saturday, August 29, 2009 6:10 PM

A very nearsighted one mistaking it for a Rex cat?

(You have to see the cat to believe it.)

It's been an odd but good day.

I can rest tomorrow and gear up for the last week at the old job. I'm almost ready to exhale and start believing it's finally over. Almost.

(Sets up a line of mango smoothies just in case anyone's around late night. Stumbles off to bed)

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Saturday, August 29, 2009 6:49 PM

HUGS and HUGS HK back...

To love someone is to see a miracle invisible to others.
--Francois Mauriac
It's fuzzy-minded liberal thinking like that that gets you eaten.

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Sunday, August 30, 2009 1:35 AM

I finally found a picture of me online I liked!
I'm the short brunette.

http://www.facebook.com/photo.php?pid=512215&op=1&view=all&subj=713588
677&id=1510767469&mid=104011fG2a887fc5G28fb7e5G5

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Sunday, August 30, 2009 5:05 AM

Oh you... I have a very cute pic of you from D*C '07.. silly Rosie

Am up eating while the rest of the world sleeps... Baby John is still disgruntled over yesterdays poor feeding schedule ( slept very late and stayed in bed so he didn't get breakfast til 10:30 and then went to see Panyo and didn't get dinner til 9 pm .) So he felt compelled to kick me repeatedly until I got up this morning to eat..

Oh and you must all see Panyo!!! It was fantastic and is currently in theaters here:) It's one of those rare movies where you could take adults, kids, toddlers, and anyone would love it and not be bored one bit
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0876563/

To love someone is to see a miracle invisible to others.
--Francois Mauriac
It's fuzzy-minded liberal thinking like that that gets you eaten.

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Monday, August 31, 2009 12:11 AM

Bumpage!

Three more days!
(There's a song like that, but it's looking forward to going home to your baby... not quite the same.)

I went from "Respect" to "Give Me One Reason To Stay Here" to "I Am Weary". Thursday will probaly be "Take This Job (and shove it)".

Two whole days at the new place this week just to sweeten the deal, then next week it's nothing but new!

(Someone stop me, I'm feeling optimistic again!)

Crimson Dark's new installment is up.

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Monday, August 31, 2009 4:18 AM

YAY for Rosie!!! HUGS Almost there.

To love someone is to see a miracle invisible to others.
--Francois Mauriac
It's fuzzy-minded liberal thinking like that that gets you eaten.

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Monday, August 31, 2009 5:09 AM

ZEROKIRYU

This is it... Finally, the world is ending...

Disney is buying out Marvel Entertainment: http://www.marketwatch.com/story/disney-to-acquire-marvel-entertainmen
t-2009-08-31-9050

The end is nigh...

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Monday, August 31, 2009 8:18 AM

Hey Zero.. you totally have to go see Panyo ( the newly released Miyasaki) soooo worth it and then all will be right with your world:0

Plus D*C in 3 days:)

To love someone is to see a miracle invisible to others.
--Francois Mauriac
It's fuzzy-minded liberal thinking like that that gets you eaten.

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Monday, August 31, 2009 8:54 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by freelancertex:
Quote:
Originally posted by Kelkhil: This is a lie!
A LIEEEEEE!!!
except it's not, really. Some girls are high maintenance @_@ (because they're shallow and have no lives really), but mostly we really don't care about the expensive stuff :P

...?

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Monday, August 31, 2009 9:59 AM

AVERYFINECOMPANION

Quote:
Originally posted by freelancertex:

Quote:
Originally posted by Kelkhil: This is a lie!
A LIEEEEEE!!!
except it's not, really. Some girls are high maintenance @_@ (because they're shallow and have no lives really), but mostly we really don't care about the expensive stuff :P

But then again, NEVER EVER spending money on your girl will also win you a one way ticket to single town. Just speaking the truth...

Gotta find a happy medium.

Quote:
Originally posted by zerokiryu:
This is it... Finally, the world is ending...

Disney is buying out Marvel Entertainment: http://www.marketwatch.com/story/disney-to-acquire-marvel-entertainmen
t-2009-08-31-9050

The end is nigh...

Now Wolverine and Belle can hook up!! Woo!!!

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Monday, August 31, 2009 10:02 AM

OK just had a flash of Wolverine trying to do something and Belle smacking him on the nose... gigglesnort

To love someone is to see a miracle invisible to others.
--Francois Mauriac
It's fuzzy-minded liberal thinking like that that gets you eaten.

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Monday, August 31, 2009 1:42 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by averyfinecompanion:
Quote:
Originally posted by freelancertex:
Quote:
Originally posted by Kelkhil:
But then again, NEVER EVER spending money on your girl will also win you a one way ticket to single town. Just speaking the truth...

Sure, sure... happy medium... as measured by... toast... and all that. Yus. But I was trying to point out that KELKHIL didn't actually post that. And I have no idea why FLT decided to quote me but put Kelkhil as the original posted by-er. o.O

Unless...

...((gasp!))...

...you don't think...

...we're the same person?!??

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Monday, August 31, 2009 1:57 PM

OK now that's just wrong... Kelskitten????

To love someone is to see a miracle invisible to others.
--Francois Mauriac
It's fuzzy-minded liberal thinking like that that gets you eaten.

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Monday, August 31, 2009 2:00 PM