CAPTION TIGHTPANTS: AIM TO MISBEHAVE #12

Wednesday, September 23, 2009 9:43 AM

TENTHCREWMEMBER Could you please just make it stranger? Stranger. Odder. Could be weirder. More bizarre. How about uncanny?

First, let me say again, dear and fluffy lord, I love this game! Second, seems this week's winner took the "Aim to Misbehave" title to heart for a well deserved victory! Makes me giddy! Congrats to ASARIAN for taking round 11 with some inappropriate behavior! ;) Now then, back to our namesake, but this time in a different Whedonverse... Captain Hammer: Not my lacy wafting curtains! Awwww maaaannnn... Seriously, you can do better than that, so have at! BWAH! TCM http://www.cafepress.com/10thcrew *Download my Firefly Games for FREE at http://www.fireflyfans.net/mthread.asp?b=13&t=36208&m=664612

Wednesday, September 23, 2009 11:58 AM

PEACEKEEPER Keeping order in every verse

"Boo-hoo,but I don't wanna be Richard Castle anymore;I wanna be Captain Tightpants,Blahhh,sniff" Peacekeeper---keeping order in every verse!!!

Wednesday, September 23, 2009 3:32 PM

TENTHCREWMEMBER Could you please just make it stranger? Stranger. Odder. Could be weirder. More bizarre. How about uncanny?

Mal: Wash...WASH! Come in, Wash! Where is my gorram ship?!!? Patience(OS): Time to pay up, boy, you owe me a sponge bath. Mal(sobbing): Ai ya! Wa-a-a-a-a-sh...c-o-o-o-o-me i-i-i-i-i-n... BWAH! TCM http://www.cafepress.com/10thcrew *Download my Firefly Games for FREE at http://www.fireflyfans.net/mthread.asp?b=13&t=36208&m=664612

Wednesday, September 23, 2009 4:18 PM

VETERAN Don't squat with your spurs on.

Nathan: "Whatta ya mean I didn't win the caption contest again?" Gina: "You forgot to enter, again. Sir."

Wednesday, September 23, 2009 4:31 PM

TENTHCREWMEMBER Could you please just make it stranger? Stranger. Odder. Could be weirder. More bizarre. How about uncanny?

Quote: Originally posted by Veteran: Nathan: "Whatta ya mean I didn't win the caption contest again?" Gina: "You forgot to enter, again. Sir." LOL! Love it! Mal: Go se! Niska got my other ear! BWAH! TCM http://www.cafepress.com/10thcrew *Download my Firefly Games for FREE at http://www.fireflyfans.net/mthread.asp?b=13&t=36208&m=664612

Wednesday, September 23, 2009 5:06 PM

VETERAN Don't squat with your spurs on.

Mal: "Omygawd, my teeth! Inara we're supposed to be sparring. Why'd you kick out my teeth?" Inara: "You throw another jab at my chest and I'll take out the top row."

Wednesday, September 23, 2009 5:22 PM

FREEBROWNCOAT

Patience? I have to rub her corns to get Jayne back?

Wednesday, September 23, 2009 8:57 PM

DMAANLILEILTT

Wednesday, September 23, 2009 9:41 PM

ASARIAN

LOL. Can't believe I won with that one. :) I ain't complain', though. The fortune teller at the bazaar showed Mal a different timeline, one in which Serenity was being publicly auctioned off by Harken in the middle of town square. -- "Mei-mei, everything I have is right here." -- Simon Tam

Wednesday, September 23, 2009 10:00 PM

ASARIAN

Mal (after getting up): Ouch. Not so loud! Argh. Can't believe you got me with the same trick twice! Saffron (half off-screen): But face it, hubby, I'm really hot! -- "Mei-mei, everything I have is right here." -- Simon Tam

Thursday, September 24, 2009 1:41 AM

TENTHCREWMEMBER Could you please just make it stranger? Stranger. Odder. Could be weirder. More bizarre. How about uncanny?

Quote: Originally posted by asarian: LOL. Can't believe I won with that one. :) I ain't complain', though. Hey, that was damn funny captioning right there. Apparently many of us shared the vision of Kaylee, uh, vacuuming, and we honored your being bold enough to say it in public. :) BWAH! TCM http://www.cafepress.com/10thcrew *Download my Firefly Games for FREE at http://www.fireflyfans.net/mthread.asp?b=13&t=36208&m=664612

Thursday, September 24, 2009 4:48 AM

MUTT999

Congrats Asarian! Captain Hammer: "It's Vader (sniffle), he wants his gloves back (sniffle)." - - - - - - - - - - - - - -

Thursday, September 24, 2009 6:04 AM

PDCHARLES What happened? He see your face?

GratZ Asarian! Nathan: Adrian!!! OR Mal: How drunk was I last night? Jayne: Hmmm... no pants, rubber gloves, and a plastic rocket. You need to ask?

Thursday, September 24, 2009 9:59 AM

FLORALBUNNY

Thursday, September 24, 2009 10:28 AM

ASARIAN

Thursday, September 24, 2009 10:35 AM

TENTHCREWMEMBER Could you please just make it stranger? Stranger. Odder. Could be weirder. More bizarre. How about uncanny?

Joss(by phone): Hey! We're gonna make Serenity 2! Nathan: Shiny! Really? Joss: No! April Fools!!! Nathan:wha--it's September...and--aww man... Joss:Hey, who's your favorite bastard? BWAH! TCM http://www.cafepress.com/10thcrew *Download my Firefly Games for FREE at http://www.fireflyfans.net/mthread.asp?b=13&t=36208&m=664612

Thursday, September 24, 2009 1:05 PM

CHOLLETT

Thursday, September 24, 2009 1:28 PM

TENTHCREWMEMBER Could you please just make it stranger? Stranger. Odder. Could be weirder. More bizarre. How about uncanny?

Quote: Originally posted by CHOLLETT: Sorry to steal, but.... MAL: "...and the fed made a face like THIS just before i hit his cat with the mule." Oh, that takes me back to the very early days of Caption Tightpants... :) Quote: OR (hope this isnt already taken) Nathan: KHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!!!!!!! LOL! I think that I used that a round or two back... ;) BWAH! TCM http://www.cafepress.com/10thcrew *Download my Firefly Games for FREE at http://www.fireflyfans.net/mthread.asp?b=13&t=36208&m=664612

Thursday, September 24, 2009 3:29 PM

VETERAN Don't squat with your spurs on.

Mal found Jayne's attempt to cause a diversion by getting nekkid a little more than disconcerting.

Friday, September 25, 2009 2:18 PM

MUTT999

Captain Hammer (sobbing): "And then he said strike three, pulled over, and I had to get out! In the rain!" Penny (to herself): "Oh brother." - - - - - - - - - - - - - -

Friday, September 25, 2009 2:23 PM

ASARIAN

Talking to the hand is never as easy as it sounds. -- "Mei-mei, everything I have is right here." -- Simon Tam

Friday, September 25, 2009 5:29 PM

PUMAMANREDUX

"Hello, Chief? You'll have to speak louder, my glove phone isn't working too well." or "Waaaah, Joss put super glue on my glove again" (I prefer my first attempt) ******************************** 'You leave Earth and anything you forget to bring with you will kill you. Anything you do bring with you which doesn't work properly will kill you. When in doubt, just assume *everything* will kill you.' Nathan Spring, Star Cops ************** my occasionally updated blog: http://www.livejournal.com/users/pumaman_redux/

Saturday, September 26, 2009 12:12 PM

ASARIAN

From the more-mentally-disturbing-imagery dept.: Mal (brave, but grossed out): Okay, let's find out how deep the rabbit hole really goes. I'm going in. -- "Mei-mei, everything I have is right here." -- Simon Tam

Saturday, September 26, 2009 12:26 PM

ASARIAN

From the they-won't-see-this-coming dept.: "And so, ladies and gentlemen of the Jury, if the glove don't fit, you must acquit!" -- "Mei-mei, everything I have is right here." -- Simon Tam

Saturday, September 26, 2009 5:49 PM

PUMAMANREDUX

(SingS) "It's horrible, there are bodies all over the place" [pause for a beat} "Oh wait there's pieeeeeeeeeeeeeeee" ************** my occasionally updated blog: http://www.livejournal.com/users/pumaman_redux/

Saturday, September 26, 2009 8:53 PM

CHOLLETT

Sunday, September 27, 2009 6:45 AM

DAVESHAYNE

True to his word Mal did cry when River broke a nail during the heist. Honestly there were tears. David 'Begone, sugar-free candy antichrist!' - Nathan Rabin. 'Geeks can't admit that anything worthwhile was invented before 1981. Soon, "making cocoa" will be called "milk hacking."' - Lore Sjoberg http://xkcd.com/386/ "Don't worry. Captain Hammer will save us." - Penny. I has myspace - http://www.myspace.com/daveshayneforpresident

Sunday, September 27, 2009 9:01 AM

NEWOLDBROWNCOAT

Sunday, September 27, 2009 12:33 PM

FLORALBUNNY

Monday, September 28, 2009 4:20 PM

FREEBROWNCOAT

Terminator is ahead of FIREFLY on TVTALLY?" "I was weak."

Wednesday, September 30, 2009 3:09 PM

RYCE

Wednesday, September 30, 2009 4:53 PM

TENTHCREWMEMBER Could you please just make it stranger? Stranger. Odder. Could be weirder. More bizarre. How about uncanny?

Quote: Originally posted by Ryce: River (wearing a black glove): slap! You're babbling like a moonbrain! No power in the 'verse can stop me! I am trying to envision the way River is contorting in order to hit with her hand at that angle...mmm....happy place! Oh wait, right...I meant VOTING TIME!!!!! http://vote.sparklit.com/web_poll.spark/1107948 BWAH! TCM http://www.cafepress.com/10thcrew *Download my Firefly Games for FREE at http://www.fireflyfans.net/mthread.asp?b=13&t=36208&m=664612

Thursday, October 1, 2009 10:17 AM

FLORALBUNNY

Thursday, October 1, 2009 2:07 PM

FREEBROWNCOAT

Thursday, October 1, 2009 3:56 PM

FLORALBUNNY

Thursday, October 1, 2009 7:42 PM

FREEBROWNCOAT

Friday, October 2, 2009 1:58 PM

FLORALBUNNY

Sunday, October 4, 2009 9:55 AM

FLORALBUNNY