The wisdom of jayne, or everything I ever needed to know I learned fro Jayne Cobb by zark1976

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The wisdom of jayne, or everything I ever needed to know I learned fro Jayne Cobb

POSTED BY: ZARK1976
UPDATED: Tuesday, June 22, 2004 12:50
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Monday, June 21, 2004 11:19 AM

ZARK1976

Not sure if this is in the right section but here it is. Here's some quotes that learned me up how to live life better. Top 10 Jayne quotes that apply to life.

1. That's why I never kiss'em on the mouth
2. Nothing's more deceiving than a low down dirty deceiver.
3. Grenades cost extra.
4. If wishes were horses, we'd all be eating steak.
5. Do you know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with till you understand who's in rutting command here.
6. Pain is Scary
7. Girlfolk ain't to be trusted
8. Far as I see it, You people have been given the shortest end of a stick ever offered a human soul in this crap-hill 'verse... But you took that end, and you, you know... Well... You took it. And that's... I guess that's somethin'.
9. You dress yourself up, then you get taken out somewhere fun.
10. Don't much see the benefit in getting involved in strangers' troubles without a upfront price negotiated.

I'll try to come up with soemthing for other characters if y'all like this one.

"I told you to scare him"

"Pain is scary."

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Monday, June 21, 2004 11:24 AM

RELFEXIVE

He is wise.

Mal: "We're not gonna die. We can't die, Bendis. You know why? Because we are so... very... pretty. We are just too pretty for God to let us die."

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Monday, June 21, 2004 11:25 AM

CANDALL

That's very nicely done. Well-selected quotes. Only thing? It's a crap-HILL 'verse, not a crap-HEEL verse.

If you're up for a challenge, I'd like to see some Simon life-quotes :)

There's no such thing as a free lunch, but you can get a free breakfast at any major hotel chain in America!

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Monday, June 21, 2004 11:33 AM

JCOBB

On the subject of quotes...

In Safe, twords the end of the episode Mal and Zoe are on their way to save Simon and River. The captain turns to Simon, (when they are on the burn pile) and says something. I turned on captioning but it says {Inaudible}. Anybody know what he said?

Sorry I can't be more descriptive, its been a bit.

I don't care, I'm still free.

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Monday, June 21, 2004 11:34 AM

ZARK1976

Quote:
Originally posted by Candall:
That's very nicely done. Well-selected quotes. Only thing? It's a crap-HILL 'verse, not a crap-HEEL verse.

If you're up for a challenge, I'd like to see some Simon life-quotes :)
B]

Sorry I lifted the quote out of the script I found online. I didn't even check.

I'll fix it and change one of the others.

Simon life quotes? hmmm, very difficult

"I told you to scare him"

"Pain is scary."

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Monday, June 21, 2004 11:38 AM

CANDALL

Quote:
Originally posted by JCobb:
On the subject of quotes...

In Safe, twords the end of the episode Mal and Zoe are on their way to save Simon and River. The captain turns to Simon, (when they are on the burn pile) and says something. I turned on captioning but it says {Inaudible}. Anybody know what he said?

Sorry I can't be more descriptive, its been a bit.

I don't care, I'm still free.

Mal says, "Your talent for alienatin' folks is downright miraculous."

There's no such thing as a free lunch, but you can get a free breakfast at any major hotel chain in America!

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Monday, June 21, 2004 11:39 AM

ASTRIANA

Quote:
Originally posted by JCobb:
On the subject of quotes...

In Safe, twords the end of the episode Mal and Zoe are on their way to save Simon and River. The captain turns to Simon, (when they are on the burn pile) and says something. I turned on captioning but it says {Inaudible}. Anybody know what he said?

Sorry I can't be more descriptive, its been a bit.

I don't care, I'm still free.

Sure!

MAL: Gotta say, Doctor, your talent for alienatin' folks is near miraculous.
SIMON: Yes, I'm very proud.

~A~
El Jefe Magnifico's Mistress... of Communications and Harems...

...I'm still free,
You can't take the sky from me.

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Monday, June 21, 2004 10:31 PM

MANTICHORUS

The bit JCobb is talkin' about is after there... I think. Y'see, it comes up on the subtitles (or captioning if you prefer...) as: "The town's real and the folk are near miraculous."

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MAL: "Well, look at this! Appears them boys at Fox have decided to cancel us. What does that make them?"
ZOE: "Big damn idiots, sir."
MAL: "Ain't they just."
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Tuesday, June 22, 2004 8:16 AM

OOG

Very good.

_________
Loni

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Tuesday, June 22, 2004 8:25 AM

JCOBB

Ah, right, thanks.

I thought it sounded like something similar, but I just wasn't sure.

I don't care, I'm still free.

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Tuesday, June 22, 2004 12:16 PM

SPLIBERTARIAN

Fun lists.

I'd have added Jayne's comment to Mal in Ariel...It was along the lines of, "My Daddy always said anyone who couldn't find work wasn't looking hard enough."

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Tuesday, June 22, 2004 12:33 PM

VETERAN

Don't squat with your spurs on.

Good post, Think you covered most of em.

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Tuesday, June 22, 2004 12:50 PM

ZARK1976

yeah that's a good one, I think it should probably go over the getting involved in people's troubles, but I ain't sure.

"Could be he's harboring some resentment at us for putting his man through our engine."

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