Imponderables: When There Is No More Room In Hell... by nvghostrider

what one chick???

oh great the dogs are pretending they are puppies again

To love someone is to see a miracle invisible to others.
--Francois Mauriac
It's fuzzy-minded liberal thinking like that that gets you eaten.

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Tuesday, October 13, 2009 6:20 AM

KELKHIL

Quote:
Originally posted by Nicodemus:
If we're talking bad movies....

Howard the Duck....

Makes me laugh every time...

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(flees!!!)

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Tuesday, October 13, 2009 8:02 AM

Seriously ... Howard the Duck?? definitely a bad movie and I can see where the laughing comes in

To love someone is to see a miracle invisible to others.
--Francois Mauriac
It's fuzzy-minded liberal thinking like that that gets you eaten.

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Tuesday, October 13, 2009 8:22 AM

KELKHIL

Hey! You don't want to make Howard mad!!!

Told ya so!

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Tuesday, October 13, 2009 8:23 AM

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Originally posted by Kelkhil:
Hey! You odon't want to make Howard mad!!!

Told ya so!

Because he'll eat your images? That's one mean duck!

Edit: you and your ninja edit...two can play at that game!

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Tuesday, October 13, 2009 9:43 AM

gigglesnort

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Tuesday, October 13, 2009 10:26 AM

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Originally posted by Kelkhil:
Quote:
Originally posted by Nicodemus:
If we're talking bad movies....

Howard the Duck....

Oh my...I saw that in the theater. SOOOOOOOO bad. Although, IIRC, Lea Thompson looked pretty hot in it. ;)

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Tuesday, October 13, 2009 12:37 PM

but the crimped hair is SCARY

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Tuesday, October 13, 2009 12:44 PM

RugBug for president!

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Tuesday, October 13, 2009 12:48 PM

KWICKO

"We'll know our disinformation program is complete when everything the American public believes is false." -- William Casey, Reagan's presidential campaign manager & CIA Director (from first staff meeting in 1981)

Holy crap - Uwe Boll is listed as having SIX movies in the works right now! Three in production, and three in post-production, with him listed as director on all of 'em.

Let me guess - they're all due out on December 21, 2012?

Mike

The percentage you're paying is too high-priced
While you're living beyond all your means;
And the man in the suit has just bought a new car
From the profit he's made on your dreams

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Tuesday, October 13, 2009 12:50 PM

I'll put "War of the Worlds" over "Howard the Duck" anyday. Did Howard chew a cigar and call everyone around him an idiot. I also liked how the male astronauts had loose fitting space suits while the women had tight form fitting suits. Added some class to the movie.

http://www.imdb.com/mymovies/list?l=28764731
Traveler

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Tuesday, October 13, 2009 1:11 PM

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Originally posted by Zeek:
RugBug for president!

I believe I'm already Queen. President will make a nice honorary title, though. ;)

Queen Zeebug has no idea who Uwe Boll is.

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Tuesday, October 13, 2009 2:50 PM

Me either your highness...

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Tuesday, October 13, 2009 4:52 PM

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Originally posted by MsA:
Me either your highness...

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Wednesday, October 14, 2009 4:33 AM

Morning all...

I think I shall start a ponder that closer to my heart.. BABY POOL

Go on.. have a guess, date of arrival, and size of Baby John. Let's see who gets closest:)

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Wednesday, October 14, 2009 4:45 AM

BRIGLAD

November 1st and 8 pounds.

That's my guess.

Bri

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Wednesday, October 14, 2009 4:49 AM

December 25th, 1'7"

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Wednesday, October 14, 2009 4:52 AM

Do not make me kill the pair of you..

I should have mentioned baby is due on the 31st of October and I will be induced on that day if he's not here by then...
Feel free to revise your predictions

To love someone is to see a miracle invisible to others.
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Wednesday, October 14, 2009 5:52 AM

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Originally posted by MsA:
Do not make me kill the pair of you..

I should have mentioned baby is due on the 31st of October and I will be induced on that day if he's not here by then...
Feel free to revise your predictions

I like long shots. That way if I'm right I look like a genius. I'll stick with what I've got.

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Wednesday, October 14, 2009 6:14 AM

Well I'll take November 2nd and 7 LBS - 8 OZ.

http://www.imdb.com/mymovies/list?l=28764731
Traveler

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Wednesday, October 14, 2009 6:19 AM

GORRAMGROUPIE

MsA, have some "good" news for you. First born children tend to come early. I was 2 weeks early, my son was about a week, so you may not have to be induced.

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Wednesday, October 14, 2009 8:01 AM

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Originally posted by gorramgroupie:
MsA, have some "good" news for you. First born children tend to come early. I was 2 weeks early, my son was about a week, so you may not have to be induced.
/B]

I thought it was the opposite...first's come late. :D

My guess: 10/30 at 4:37 am

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Wednesday, October 14, 2009 8:26 AM

It really is hard to call.. and my family history is no help. One sis was late and had to be induced, the other 2-3 weeks early ( 2 on her first, 3 on her second) and my mom's all over the map, early with me and on sis, on time with brother, late with other sis...

Zeek.... if you're right I will probably smother you in your sleep...LOL HUGS

To love someone is to see a miracle invisible to others.
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Wednesday, October 14, 2009 8:39 AM

BRIGLAD

I'm an only child and my mom was induced very late... Like I went nearly 10 months. I should have been a Christmas baby and I ended up arriving on January 7th

I also went nine and a half pounds.

I'll revise my due date pool to the 29th and 7 1/2 pounds.

Bri

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Wednesday, October 14, 2009 8:46 AM

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Originally posted by MsA:
Zeek.... if you're right I will probably smother you in your sleep...LOL HUGS

But as you smother you'll be thinking I'm a genius. So, the end result is still the same.

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Wednesday, October 14, 2009 11:17 AM

That's some real lunatic optimism you've got there Zeek...

Hence my choice to induce on the 31st.. If he gets bigger than 8 pounds I have to have a C-section and I don't want to:)

To love someone is to see a miracle invisible to others.
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Wednesday, October 14, 2009 11:49 AM

I would think with all this modern science they could measure the size of the baby with a MRI and calculate the weight from that. I mean we look out at the universe and see planets orbiting stars thousands of light years away and the hospital can't tell you how much your baby weighs.

Discovered a new excuse if you lose your library book.

http://www.postchronicle.com/news/original/article_212261860.shtml

http://www.imdb.com/mymovies/list?l=28764731
Traveler

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Wednesday, October 14, 2009 11:51 AM

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Originally posted by traveler:
I would think with all this modern science they could measure the size of the baby with a MRI and calculate the weight from that. I mean we look out at the universe and see planets orbiting stars thousands of light years away and the hospital can't tell you how much your baby weighs.

Even if they get the size muscle still weighs more than fat. When that baby comes out ripped they'll all be shocked!

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Wednesday, October 14, 2009 12:03 PM

Aren't they all squishy when they come out?

http://www.imdb.com/mymovies/list?l=28764731
Traveler

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Wednesday, October 14, 2009 12:13 PM

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Originally posted by traveler:
Aren't they all squishy when they come out?

Not with these genes. Just like captain hammer "I'm just naturally like this".

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Wednesday, October 14, 2009 12:17 PM

I'll take your word for it.

http://www.imdb.com/mymovies/list?l=28764731
Traveler

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Wednesday, October 14, 2009 5:11 PM

FREELANCERTEX

I'll take a gander and say October 26th for Peanut.

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Thursday, October 15, 2009 4:36 AM

GORRAMGROUPIE

I say that Peanut will come October 24, 10:57 am. And good luck, you'll need it! Get the drugs soonest, and crush NVG's hand when those pesky contractions hit. And make him feed you ice, and stroke your hair, and basically baby you for the rest of your life.

And of course, Peanut, too.

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Thursday, October 15, 2009 5:38 AM

LOl well last ultrasound was at 32 weeks and he was 3 pounds 11 ounces... We're almost 38 weeks now and he's supposed to have put on at least 3 pounds, but who knows..
So yes they can tell how big he is, but ultrasounds are spendy so they don't just do them to measure baby.

To love someone is to see a miracle invisible to others.
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Thursday, October 15, 2009 12:33 PM

Ponder: Halloween costumes...what are you dressing up as?

Mine: nothing. Other than a dirty old man going to the restaurant with hot waitresses who dress in slutty costumes

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Thursday, October 15, 2009 1:14 PM

Well I'm probably going as " Woman in Labor" this year, but we've ordered a Batman costume for Baby John and he's got a nifty glow in the dark shirt that says " boo" as well as a happy halloween pumpkin outfit. I think NV should go as worlds greatest husband since he won't need a costume for that:)

Zeek may I suggest big bad wolf... fits with the leering and pretty much just requires a ball cap you pin ears to, a tail pinned to the back of your jeans and couple of fangs:)

To love someone is to see a miracle invisible to others.
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Thursday, October 15, 2009 1:52 PM

I have an idea. Wear solid white and put a toilet seat around your neck. Tell everyone it is a shitty job, but someone has to do it.

http://www.imdb.com/mymovies/list?l=28764731
Traveler

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Thursday, October 15, 2009 4:50 PM

FREELANCERTEX

that's hilarious XD i would pay to see that.

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Friday, October 16, 2009 6:11 AM

Dress in all black. Whenever anyone asks what you are say " what do you see me as" finally admit you're a rorschach test...

To love someone is to see a miracle invisible to others.
--Francois Mauriac
It's fuzzy-minded liberal thinking like that that gets you eaten.

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Friday, October 16, 2009 6:30 AM

GORRAMGROUPIE

Since I'm walking the kids around, and it's gotten chill, I will be wearing jeans, long sleeve shirt and jacket, I will be Uber-Dad.

'Who are you and how did you get in here?' 'I'm a locksmith. And, I'm a locksmith.'
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Friday, October 16, 2009 10:36 AM

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Originally posted by MsA:
Dress in all black. Whenever anyone asks what you are say " what do you see me as" finally admit you're a rorschach test...

That's a nice unique idea.

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Friday, October 16, 2009 12:54 PM

PLus it's comfy and not expensive at all... perfect costume

To love someone is to see a miracle invisible to others.
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Friday, October 16, 2009 12:55 PM

Hello MsA:

I took that rorschach test. I was told I was infatuated with women.

I'm thinking, "I'm an adult male, what should I be infatuated with"?

I like that "What do you see me as?" It makes the whole costume work.

http://www.imdb.com/mymovies/list?l=28764731
Traveler

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Monday, October 19, 2009 4:46 AM

LOL... that's like asking a guy if he likes food... it's a big fat DUH!

Yeah the costume works on several levels. It's easy, cheap, and comfortable. It's unusual and smart ass, and it gives people the impression you're very creative:)

To love someone is to see a miracle invisible to others.
--Francois Mauriac
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Monday, October 19, 2009 6:42 AM

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Originally posted by MsA:
LOL... that's like asking a guy if he likes food... it's a big fat DUH!

Yeah the costume works on several levels. It's easy, cheap, and comfortable. It's unusual and smart ass, and it gives people the impression you're very creative:)

To love someone is to see a miracle invisible to others.
--Francois Mauriac
It's fuzzy-minded liberal thinking like that that gets you eaten.

My experience with a costume like that was m'eh. It was a simple costume but man, did I have to explain it to everyone and there mother. Only a few people "got" it on their own. It was even a pop culture reference (gray sweatsuit with human anatomy pictures all over it). I should've made a sign that said "Grey's Anatomy". Would've saved me a ton of time.

I don't know what I'm doing for Halloween. My dept is dressing up as "las Vegas". I was going to just do a typical tourist, but that's uninspiring. I'm also tired of doing Las Vegas. I swear we've done Vegas a number of times for a number of things the last few years. Sigh.

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Monday, October 19, 2009 6:53 AM

And showgirl isn't the top of your list why?

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Monday, October 19, 2009 8:08 AM