Have a Horrifying Halloween!! by deadlockvictim

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Have a Horrifying Halloween!!

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UPDATED: Friday, October 30, 2009 11:33
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Friday, October 30, 2009 8:43 AM

DEADLOCKVICTIM

Beware the Werepoodles...!!!!

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Friday, October 30, 2009 9:03 AM

PEULSAR5

We sniff the air, we don't kiss the dirt.

My favorite holiday.

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Friday, October 30, 2009 9:34 AM

PEACEKEEPER

Keeping order in every verse

Oh yeah,can't wait.Loadsa kids banging on your front door every five minutes in what constitutes legalised begging.You may have noticed that I don't share your enthusiasm.(Miserable old git,I know!)It's OK when it's a supervised group with a responsible adult, but kids on their own at an unsociable time of night I cannot condone.

Peacekeeper---keeping order in every verse!!!

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Friday, October 30, 2009 9:53 AM

DEADLOCKVICTIM

PK.... sounds like you may have stomped out a few bags of flaming werepoodle poo in your day...

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Friday, October 30, 2009 10:43 AM

PEACEKEEPER

Keeping order in every verse

Quote:
Originally posted by deadlockvictim:
PK.... sounds like you may have stomped out a few bags of flaming werepoodle poo in your day...

I would agree with you wholeheartedly if I had any notion of what you were saying.lol.Round these here Brit parts,we don't get cute five year olds dressed in sheets and spooky face paint.We're more likely to get fifteen year old spotty oiks with there hands out expecting holiday happiness.They say "trick or treat", I say "door in face or boot up arse!!". This is one American holiday that I wish would stay firmly over there.Plus,don't forget we have Guy Fawkes night soon after.In which case the same oiks are letting fireworks off three weeks previously;usually over your car or up your dog's arse, and then they wheel some crumpled old bag of shit in a pram around asking for pennies for the guy.At which point I exercise my right to throw the fucker on the bonfire(which is generally made up of peoples possessions that they have been previously nicking from our gardens)

Peacekeeper---keeping order in every verse!!!

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Friday, October 30, 2009 11:33 AM

DEADLOCKVICTIM

beg pardon... i didn't know you were from across the pond... allow me to elucidate.... the bag of sh*t (or shite as it were) is set ablaze and placed in the proximity of the front door - the doorbell is rung and the snot nosed little brat who placed the bag hides nearby - the unsuspecting homeowner answers the door, sees the smoldering mass on his stoop and immediately begins to stomp out the flame - only then does he realize that he is stepping in the aforementioned poodle poop - the homeowner gets mad as hell while the snot nosed brat rolls on the lawn laughing his arse off..

the well prepared snot nosed brat will often snap a picture with his cell or camera to show his buds the results of his trick...

there are variations on this particular trick, but you get the gist...

(forewarned is forearmed....)

have a happy

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