CAPTION TIGHTPANTS: AIM TO MISBEHAVE #15 by TenthCrewMember

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Originally posted by TenthCrewMember:
Okay, well someone is making a habit of submitting awesome captions and winning... what power in the 'verse can stop ASARIAN? Congrats!

Thanks! This was one of those rare occassions when I knew, upfront, my caption had a good chance to compete.

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*there is no actual money, despite any promises Badger made to the contrary.

LOL, that would actually make for a funny faux caption. :)

MAL: You know, might as well tell it like it is: there is no actual money, despite any promises Badger made to the contrary.

I'll think of something real, soon.

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Wednesday, October 28, 2009 3:41 PM

Okay, a few obligatory light jokes to get into the mood.

KAYLEE: Shiny!
MAL: I'll take it all y'all agree with the Plan, then?
KAYLEE: No, I meant the sunlight.

Or,

MAL: Darkness. Kinda darkness you can't even imagine. Blacker than the space... Eh, okay, bad example.

Or,

*sound of huge spotlight clacking on*
...
...
PURPLE-BELLY (outside ship): Mr. Harken, we found the siblings!

Or,

Stage master (turning on studio light): Okay, Lunch break!

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Wednesday, October 28, 2009 3:49 PM

Could you please just make it stranger? Stranger. Odder. Could be weirder. More bizarre. How about uncanny?

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Originally posted by asarian:

KAYLEE: Shiny!
MAL: I'll take it all y'all agree with the Plan, then?
KAYLEE: No, I meant the sunlight.

That one made me chuckle out loud. I can totally see that scene taking place in my mind's eye. Nice!

BWAH!

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Wednesday, October 28, 2009 3:56 PM

MUTT999

Mal: "Y'all got on this boat for different reasons, but y'all come to the same place. So now I'm asking more of you than I have before. Zoe, clean my pistol. Kaylee, do my laundry. Inara,...."

There are no cows in space!

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Wednesday, October 28, 2009 5:47 PM

PUMAMANREDUX

"Mal wants braaaaaaaaaaaainnnnnnnnnnns"

or

(Jayne OS) "Mal your your mouth is talking. You might wanna look to that"

or

"Time for to go to bed"

(Mystery Science Theater 3000 fans may get the last refernce)

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Thursday, October 29, 2009 7:19 AM

FREELANCERTEX

They're heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeere.

And Mutt999, kudos on the Castle reference in your sig XD That episode rocked.

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Thursday, October 29, 2009 1:36 PM

GRATZ, asarian

Quote:

Just got a wave. Dobson was right. They do know how many nose-hairs we have.

bun
how could they have found out?

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Thursday, October 29, 2009 2:51 PM

CHOLLETT

Joss (OS): "Uhh, Nathan, I know you're the protagonist and all, but we can only get so much heroic backlighting."
Nathan: "I like it!"

OR

Mal: "...so we go to Mr.Universe, rescue Inara, kill the fed (sorry), then go to the Maidenhead, and wait for all of this to blow over."

OR

Nathan: "Anyone here? Nobody minds if i take this compression coil with me do they? No-one? Good. This'll go great on my next show's set....."

OR

Mal: "Alright, who's the genius who swapped the lube with super glue? NOT GORRAM FUNNY!"

OR

Mal: "It's time to bring The Hammer down on the Alliance."
Zoe: "Do you think you could put The Hammer away first, sir?

I'm babbling like a moonbrain.

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Thursday, October 29, 2009 3:23 PM

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Originally posted by FloralBunny:

Just got a wave. Dobson was right. They do know how many nose-hairs we have.

LOL

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Friday, October 30, 2009 2:04 AM

One can never have too many light jokes. :)

MAL: What the hell are they doin' out this far, anyhow!?
KAYLEE: Um, shining the light of civilization?

Or,

RIVER (outside ship): I Can See You!

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Friday, October 30, 2009 5:56 AM

Could you please just make it stranger? Stranger. Odder. Could be weirder. More bizarre. How about uncanny?

Nathan: No, really, I want to dress up like Malcolm Reynolds for the next episode.
ABC Exec(OS): Explain who that is again?

OR

Mal: My ship, my rul--
*sounds of crew leaving the room*
Mal:--les.....Guys? *sigh*

OR

River(OS): It's not a word.
Mal(taking exception): Is so.
River(OS): Nope.
Mal: But I haven't even played it down yet! Can I at least pl--
River(OS): NO! Shpedoinkle is NOT a word...even though it tickles my nose with vibrant colored feathers. *laughs*
Mal: Huh. Wait, what?

BWAH!

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Friday, October 30, 2009 8:47 AM

PEACEKEEPER

Keeping order in every verse

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Originally posted by asarian:
One can never have too many light jokes. :)

Mal(to self).Ahhh,these urinals are sure heavenly.Makes the situation kinda --fluid.

Jayne(offside).Mal!!! Puddle o piss, puddle o piss!!!

Peacekeeper---keeping order in every verse!!!

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Friday, October 30, 2009 9:00 AM

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Originally posted by TenthCrewMember:

Mal: My ship, my rul--
*sounds of crew leaving the room*
Mal:--les.....Guys? *sigh*

Brilliant, as usual. :)

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Friday, October 30, 2009 9:48 AM

Could you please just make it stranger? Stranger. Odder. Could be weirder. More bizarre. How about uncanny?

Quote:
Originally posted by asarian:
Quote:
Originally posted by TenthCrewMember:

Mal: My ship, my rul--
*sounds of crew leaving the room*
Mal:--les.....Guys? *sigh*

Brilliant, as usual. :)

Thank you. :) I do so enjoy the game, even if I've never won...oh wait, I usually exempt myself. ;)

BWAH!

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Friday, October 30, 2009 10:02 AM

DAVESHAYNE

I don't care how good a deal we got on the lights. I ain't turnin' Serenity into an E~Z~Tan franchise.

David

'Begone, sugar-free candy antichrist!' - Nathan Rabin.

'Geeks can't admit that anything worthwhile was invented before 1981. Soon, "making cocoa" will be called "milk hacking."' - Lore Sjoberg

http://xkcd.com/386/

"Don't worry. Captain Hammer will save us." - Penny.

I has myspace - http://www.myspace.com/daveshayneforpresident

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Friday, October 30, 2009 3:35 PM

FREEBROWNCOAT

My face may not be pretty but my backside sure is shiny!

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Saturday, October 31, 2009 7:38 AM

PEACEKEEPER

Keeping order in every verse

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Originally posted by Freebrowncoat:

Jayne(O/S)"Hey Mal!. I'm all for hiding from the Reavers and such but what are we doing in this gorram washroom?"

Mal;"Well Jayne, the water's runnin'; and I aim to pee and shave!"

Peacekeeper---keeping order in every verse!!!

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Saturday, October 31, 2009 3:55 PM

Quote:

MAL: You're welcome on this boat; God ain't.
LIGHTS: increase....
SOUND: Heavenly choir swells.....

bun
multi-tasking

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Saturday, October 31, 2009 4:14 PM

WASHNWEAR

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Originally posted by FloralBunny:
Quote:

(off-camera): I've...got...two...legs...from my hips to the...ground, and
When I moves 'em, they walk...around, and
When I lifts 'em they climb...the...stairs, and
When I shaves 'em they ain't...got...hairs. I—

MAL: (sigh)...Wouldja shut the hell up, Wash - I'm tryin' to focus here!

donttalkbackjustdrivethecarshutyourmouthiknowwhatyouaredontsaynothinkeepyourhandsonthewheeldontturnaroundthisisforreal

WWMWD? (What would Michael Westen do?)

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Saturday, October 31, 2009 5:32 PM

CUNNINGORANGETOQUE

Somehow when Nathan tried an updated version of Linus' speech in A Charlie Brown Christmas, it didn't hold quite the same weight...

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Saturday, October 31, 2009 7:42 PM

DMAANLILEILTT

Mal: For the last time I'm not the Messiah!

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Sunday, November 1, 2009 12:52 PM

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Originally posted by dmaanlileiltt:
Mal: For the last time I'm not the Messiah!

LOL. Good one! :)

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Sunday, November 1, 2009 6:28 PM

ANOTHERSKY

Quote:
Originally posted by TenthCrewMember:

MAL(to crew): Light's just right. I could say something real pretty, couldn't I?

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Sunday, November 1, 2009 6:58 PM

Could you please just make it stranger? Stranger. Odder. Could be weirder. More bizarre. How about uncanny?

Mal had suspected that Saffron, Inara and Nandi all were connected in their past somehow,
but seeing the vid of said connection left him speechless, mostly because he'd never seen
Wobble Headed Dolls used in such a manner.

OR to add to that, he wasn't so speechless...

Mal: Now I see why those Wobble Headed Dolls are so popular...

no, you're right, I am all manner of wrong in the head. *g*

BWAH!

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Monday, November 2, 2009 7:02 AM

RYCE

Mal: Um...Bwah?

or

spotlight on
Mal: Give 'em the ol' Razzle Dazzle, Razzle Dazzle 'em...

No power in the 'verse can stop me!

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Monday, November 2, 2009 9:47 AM

Could you please just make it stranger? Stranger. Odder. Could be weirder. More bizarre. How about uncanny?

Quote:
Originally posted by Ryce:
Mal: Um...Bwah?

Oh now you're just playing to the judge's fancy! ;)

Get in your final submissions!
Tomorrow is election day (here in the States), so we'll start the voting tomorrow! :)

BWAH!

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Monday, November 2, 2009 9:51 AM

Could you please just make it stranger? Stranger. Odder. Could be weirder. More bizarre. How about uncanny?

Inara(OS):*opens door* Oh, go se!
Mal: Hey! Don't you know never to walk in on a man when he's...uhh...cleanin' his...uhh...gun?
Inara(OS):...nice...

BWAH!

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Monday, November 2, 2009 10:19 AM

RYCE

Quote:
Quote:
Originally posted by Ryce:
Mal: Um...Bwah?

Oh now you're just playing to the judge's fancy! ;)

Well, after losing the tiebreak in CT:ATM#13, a girl's gotta do what a girl's gotta do!

No power in the 'verse can stop me!

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Monday, November 2, 2009 11:28 AM

PDCHARLES

What happened? He see your face?

Gratz Asarian! Looks like I’m late to the party. so many good ones so far. :) Well…. Better late, than ugly.

Mal: Take that... urinal cake!

OR

(game show music blaring)
Mal: Kumquat. Final answer.

OR

Mal: (singing) you are my sunshine, my only sunshine
You make me happy when skies are gray

Kaylee: Yup... bibbledy.

OR

Ominous Com Voice: State your name.

Mal: Malcolm Reynolds

Ominous Com Voice: State your business.

Mal: ummm… Well generally, I aim to misbehave. …and am working on a bit of an appetite. Is this… uh… standard protocol on this planet?

Com Voice: (various snickers and giggles): Go ahead with your order sir.

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Monday, November 2, 2009 12:34 PM

Quote:

MAL (sings the well-known tune): Always look on the bright side of life.

bun
whistling

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Monday, November 2, 2009 9:20 PM

"42"
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
or
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
MAL: That was Badger beatin' on the door. He says better not to tell him we're out of candy.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
or
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
JAYNE(OS): Aww, Cap'n, this here's hardly nothing. If Dr. Fancypants don't have the right potions, I can fix you up with the stuff in my bunk. Now, gonna have to check your mouth, too...got any white spots?
MAL: Goodness, gracious.

bun
well, heck, he gave us a deadline!

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Tuesday, November 3, 2009 4:26 PM

VETERAN

Don't squat with your spurs on.

Whoa, Chong was right this space weed is really good $hit.

--or--

Nathan gives us his Kneau Reeves impression.

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Tuesday, November 3, 2009 5:18 PM

Inspired by dmaanlileiltt's movie reference:

ALLIANCE CRUISER (real loud): You're f*ckin' nicked, me old beauty!!

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Tuesday, November 3, 2009 6:15 PM

Could you please just make it stranger? Stranger. Odder. Could be weirder. More bizarre. How about uncanny?

oops, got sidetracked folks...will get the voting up tomorrow... *curses at RL*

BWAH!

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Wednesday, November 4, 2009 2:43 PM

Who's Bill Pardy?

bun

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Wednesday, November 4, 2009 3:42 PM

Could you please just make it stranger? Stranger. Odder. Could be weirder. More bizarre. How about uncanny?

VOTING TIME!!!!

http://vote.sparklit.com/web_poll.spark/1109193

BWAH!

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Wednesday, November 4, 2009 4:56 PM

FREEBROWNCOAT

And ...... that's a vote.

Cut. Wrap. Print.

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Thursday, November 5, 2009 1:02 PM

voter-bumper

bun

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Friday, November 6, 2009 2:14 PM

Vote, gadang it.

bun
keep readin' in the dark like that, you'll lose your vision

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Tuesday, November 10, 2009 9:18 AM