CAPTION TIGHTPANTS: AIM TO MISBEHAVE #16 by TenthCrewMember

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CAPTION TIGHTPANTS: AIM TO MISBEHAVE #16

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UPDATED: Wednesday, November 25, 2009 11:21
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Tuesday, November 10, 2009 9:38 AM

Could you please just make it stranger? Stranger. Odder. Could be weirder. More bizarre. How about uncanny?

Holy cow. I give you all an EXTRA WEEK to choose and what do I find when I come back? I still have to play tie-breaker!

So here it is, in all it's Tightpanted glory, week 15's Winner by MUTT999, a long-time CT player and former winner if memory serves correctly! Way to go!

Now on to week 16! Mal and Book share a moment while Jayne watches...

Book: You know I've always loved you, right?
Mal: ... *blink blink*
Jayne: Now that's downright unsettlin'...

So I have issues, deal with it! :P The best way to do that is to come up with a funnier caption, so get on with it already, Captioneers!

BWAH!

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Tuesday, November 10, 2009 11:37 AM

DRAGO

Quote:
Originally posted by TenthCrewMember:

BOOK: Mal, have you ever considered a different hairstyle?
MAL: ...
BOOK: I think you'd look very authoritative with curls.
JAYNE: ...I was never here, you two just... Whatever.

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Tuesday, November 10, 2009 3:42 PM

FREEBROWNCOAT

Book: I just have to tell you, you have the rosiest cheeks and the most beautiful eyes.

Mal: Ah shucks, Sheperd. Have I ever told you how much a good lip ferrett turns me on?

Jayne: I'll be in my bunk. With my hat.

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Tuesday, November 10, 2009 6:28 PM

ASARIAN

Quote:
Originally posted by TenthCrewMember:
Holy cow. I give you all an EXTRA WEEK to choose and what do I find when I come back? I still have to play tie-breaker!

So here it is, in all it's Tightpanted glory, week 15's Winner by MUTT999, a long-time CT player and former winner if memory serves correctly! Way to go!

Darn, I lost the tie-break! I would probably be more disappointed, though, had I actually won: Mutt's entry was decidedly funnier. :) Ennyways, congrats, Mutt!!

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Tuesday, November 10, 2009 6:41 PM

ASARIAN

Drago, your entry is gonna be hard to beat. :)

MAL: Whoa! Preacher-man! Didn't see you there in that blue suit!
BOOK: Sort of the point. Stealth. You may have heard of it.
JAYNE: Zoe, who the hell is the Capt'n talking to?!

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Tuesday, November 10, 2009 6:50 PM

CHOLLETT

Book: "They'll come at you sideways...hit you where you're weak....weak, like Paper Mache.....or Raditz."

I'm babbling like a moonbrain.

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Wednesday, November 11, 2009 10:49 AM

PDCHARLES

What happened? He see your face?

Gratz Mutt!

Book: You're right. Been a spell since I'd claim it. But... I'm a fed, an operative, a ninja, and a full on, red-nosed clown. *clown horn x2*

Mal: (clearly unamused)

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Thursday, November 12, 2009 9:37 PM

CHOLLETT

The rest of the crew was curious to watch as Book revealed his long-hidden past as a hypnotist.

OR

The rest of the crew was curious to watch as Book revealed his long-hidden past as a hypnotist.
Jayne: "Make him dance nekkid!"

I'm babbling like a moonbrain.

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Friday, November 13, 2009 12:57 AM

ASARIAN

Quote:
Originally posted by CHOLLETT:
The rest of the crew was curious to watch as Book revealed his long-hidden past as a hypnotist.

OR

The rest of the crew was curious to watch as Book revealed his long-hidden past as a hypnotist.
Jayne: "Make him dance nekkid!"

Very clever entries, both of them! :)

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Friday, November 13, 2009 10:17 AM

PEACEKEEPER

Keeping order in every verse

Quote:
Originally posted by pdcharles:
Gratz Mutt!

Jayne; "Gentleman,take five steps back and turn and shoot!!!!"

Book;"Mal,say goodbye to your kneecaps."

Mal;"I'll see you in a special hell"

Peacekeeper---keeping order in every verse!!!

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Friday, November 13, 2009 1:43 PM

FLORALBUNNY

GRATZ, MUTT!

Quote:

BOOK: Huh?
MAL: Your wiles. Your feminine wiles.
BOOK: Ermmmmm
JAYNE (quietly to ZOE) See what I mean? Time to lock him up?

bun

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Sunday, November 15, 2009 3:58 PM

FLORALBUNNY

Quote:

The crew elected Book to break the news to the Captain.
MAL: Dollhouse? Cancelled?

bun

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Sunday, November 15, 2009 5:12 PM

NEWOLDBROWNCOAT

Quote:
Originally posted by FloralBunny:
Quote:

Either one: "Why are you standing on my foot?"

Also ehither one: " I got nothin'..."

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Monday, November 16, 2009 3:34 AM

TENTHCREWMEMBER

Could you please just make it stranger? Stranger. Odder. Could be weirder. More bizarre. How about uncanny?

why am I not getting notified on posts to this thread? :(

Funny stuff tho, folks! Will be setting up voting tomorrow, so get those entries in!

BWAH!

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Monday, November 16, 2009 3:43 AM

TENTHCREWMEMBER

Could you please just make it stranger? Stranger. Odder. Could be weirder. More bizarre. How about uncanny?

Mal: Now don't think for a minute, Preacher, that you can just sidle up an' smi-
Book: You have such captivating blue eyes.
Mal: -ile and...and...you like my eyes? Really?
Jayne: I am in the special hell...

OR

Mal and Book engaged in a staring contest, but what Book didn't know is that Mal would do anything it took to win. He had his eyelids surgically removed by Simon just prior to the contest.

OR

Mal: Preacher, you got a smutty mind!
Book: Well, I have been in a monastery for quite a spell...

BWAH!

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Monday, November 16, 2009 9:55 AM

FREEBROWNCOAT

Mal: So how do you get your hair to stay like that?"

Book: Secret monastary knots."

Mal: Have to spend some time there and learn all your secrets."

Jayne: Now that's downright unsettlin'. I'm takin' charge here.

Zoe: My Hogsleg says he'll work things out.

"We're robbin' the place, not occupying it."

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Monday, November 16, 2009 11:34 AM

PDCHARLES

What happened? He see your face?

Book: Special Hell wasn't a metaphor son. Any last words?
Mal: I...
Wash (OS): Please Captain!!! not... "Chicken's come home to roost."

OR

(more of a shout out than entry)
Mal: I'm guessin' that hair of yours is pulled a lil too tight.

Book: ...and I am guessin' River didn't have a flash forward. More than a few blue hands around don'tcha think.

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Tuesday, November 17, 2009 10:34 AM

FLORALBUNNY

Quote:

BOOK: No, son. I wasn't always a Shepherd. Years ago I was employed by the police on New York. Let us keep it confidential.
MAL: Permaybehaps you didn't notice there are at least two other crew present? And an open com switch?
ZOE: It's okay, sir. He has his fingers crossed behind his back.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
BOOK: Not to be rude, Captain, but you knew before you loaded those beagles what would happen if we hit a gravity pocket.

bun
bookin' it

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Wednesday, November 18, 2009 7:32 PM

CPTDEEK

Quote:

Book: I actually think his hat is rather fetching.
Mal: ...
Jayne: Hey! You sayin' my hat's gay, preacher?!

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Sunday, November 22, 2009 8:06 AM

OUTERRIMVAGRANT

Quote:

Originally posted by TenthCrewMember:

BOOK: "It... Looks just like him."
ZOE: "I know! When the Captain needed an engine report, never figured Kaylee would build a robot to translate."
JAYNE: "Everywhere I go, he tries to stab me with a screwdriver."

---

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Sunday, November 22, 2009 9:04 AM

ASARIAN

Quote:
Originally posted by OuterRimVagrant:

BOOK: "It... Looks just like him."
ZOE: "I know! When the Captain needed an engine report, never figured Kaylee would build a robot to translate."
JAYNE: "Everywhere I go, he tries to stab me with a screwdriver."

That's an amazingly good entry! :) I thought all ideas for this cap had been exhausted; and then this, LOL.

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Sunday, November 22, 2009 2:31 PM

BROWNCOATSANDINISTA

Quote:
Originally posted by TenthCrewMember:

Book: "Mal, I am your father."

"I'm not going to say Serenity is the greatest SciFi movie ever; oh wait yes I am." - Orson Scott Card

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Monday, November 23, 2009 8:13 AM

TENTHCREWMEMBER

Could you please just make it stranger? Stranger. Odder. Could be weirder. More bizarre. How about uncanny?

Sorry! Chaos runs amok in my world! And so does CT! Here's the belated list of finalists! Go vote!

http://vote.sparklit.com/web_poll.spark/1109966

BWAH!

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Monday, November 23, 2009 6:21 PM

FREEBROWNCOAT

16 votes. Only 16 votes? We are Browncoats and we are mighty! VOTE! VOTE! VOTE!

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Tuesday, November 24, 2009 2:00 PM

FLORALBUNNY

bump
VOTE!
You don't have to submit captions to vote in any given contest.
Peruse the genius produced hereon by your fellow browncoats and, when you've recovered from laughing (or -- I'll admit it -- disgust) ---
VOTE!!
and bump it up.

bun
Frisky Browncoat

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Wednesday, November 25, 2009 11:21 AM

DAVESHAYNE

Quote:
Originally posted by TenthCrewMember:

http://vote.sparklit.com/web_poll.spark/1109966

I votedz. Zo cen ewe.

David

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