They ARE trying to make you better...DUH! by Iremisst

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They ARE trying to make you better...DUH!

POSTED BY: IREMISST
UPDATED: Saturday, November 21, 2009 10:52
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Saturday, November 21, 2009 5:30 AM

Has anybody noticed "the push", this year especially (as it seems to me) to make you better?

Just some improvement adds I have seen this year:

Save the polar bears with Dr. Carter
Go find the "other you" outside
Get up and play an hour a day
This is your life on meth
All those courage, determination, ect, billbords
If your friend is driving recklessly, say something
Can you spot the con Billboards
Pirating dvds IS stealing
Every freaking morning show going off about healthy eating and losing weight and then hypocritically "how to make a decadent dessert" in the same breath?
Click it or ticket
Drink and drive and you will be caught
Don't send nude pics
Only you can prevent forest fires
Volunteer for habitat for humanity with Miss piggy

AGhhhh, I can't take any more of this crap! Anybody else wanna eat a cheesecake for breakfast, club a seal for lunch, and then speed through a forest talking on your cell phone and throwing molotov cocktails as you go?!!!

I got some more relevant ads for the Propaganda Ministry! How about:

Don't dangle your dingle for your neighbors!
Don't kill and molest your kids and neighbors!
Don't shoot your spouse or life partner(no matter how much you wanna)!
Don't intentionally give others STD's for kicks!
All women who have 12 kids and 32 baby daddy and live off of public charity and have most of your kids taken away regularly because you think it's fun to watch them roll in thier own filth for a few years will be dragged into public areas and shot repeatedly!
or my personal favorite:
Encouraging your neighbors horse to fork you could be bad for your health!

DID I MISS ANY?

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Saturday, November 21, 2009 5:56 AM

EVILDINOSAUR

none of that seems new to me, most of those I've been seeing since I was a kid

"Haha, mine is an evil laugh."

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Saturday, November 21, 2009 6:49 AM

IREMISST

Yes, they (and just exactly who is THEY, I ask) have always had one or two campains circulating but it seems as lately they have invaded every type of media in a barraging and incessant kinda way... Especially if you are a S.A.H.M. it's obnoxious.

Sometimes the only winning move is not to play.

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Saturday, November 21, 2009 9:26 AM

KWICKO

"We'll know our disinformation program is complete when everything the American public believes is false." -- William Casey, Reagan's presidential campaign manager & CIA Director (from first staff meeting in 1981)

Don't forget all the ads like "We need to talk. -god." and crap like that from the Churchy McChristiansons out there.

"You're welcome on my boat; your god ain't." -Mal Reynolds

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Saturday, November 21, 2009 10:22 AM

NCBROWNCOAT

And NBC's green campaign last week was the worst. It' invaded every show from the news to the prime time shows and Al Gore was even on 30 Rock.

http://fireflyfaninnc.livejournal.com/

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Saturday, November 21, 2009 10:52 AM

IREMISST

Yes Kwicko, I find those especially uh creepy...

However, at least Al Gore had the decency to make fun of himself. I swear some people I know think of him as a modern-day messiah.

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