CAPTION TIGHTPANTS: AIM TO MISBEHAVE #17 by TenthCrewMember

GRATZ, ASARIAN!!

Quote:

ZOE: "Me with the watching you bathe" huh? I think that might not be this planet.
WASH: But it was a nice try, right?

bun
muddy browncoat

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Wednesday, November 25, 2009 6:36 PM

FREEBROWNCOAT

Zoe: So this is where all those beagle droppings go.

"Just step around that. Looks like something's been living in here."

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Wednesday, November 25, 2009 10:06 PM

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When Inara failed to check in, the crew hurried to the landing coordinates she'd given them.

bun
ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

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Thursday, November 26, 2009 3:51 AM

GEEZER

Keep the Shiny side up

Mal: Yep, that's quite the crater.

Zoe. Well, Sir, I told you not to let Jayne eat so much bean dip.

Wash: Especially with jalapenos instead of green chilies.

Kaylee: Ohhh. I don't feel too good my own self.

"Keep the Shiny side up"

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Thursday, November 26, 2009 4:51 AM

PEACEKEEPER

Keeping order in every verse

Quote:
Originally posted by FloralBunny:
GRATZ, ASARIAN!!
Quote:

Mal;"Oh my dear and fluffy Lord!"
Kaylee;"How do they not drop them?"
Zoe;"Ok dear, go ahead and say it"
Wash;"You see-GEESE-I TOLD you they juggled geese!!"

Peacekeeper---keeping order in every verse!!!

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Thursday, November 26, 2009 7:35 AM

NEWOLDBROWNCOAT

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Originally posted by TenthCrewMember:

" Jayne, is there something WRONG with your BUNK ?"

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Thursday, November 26, 2009 11:29 AM

ROFL, newold!

Quote:

ZOE: Sir? You recognize this?
MAL: I...I think it's a Hellmouth!

bun in the sun

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Thursday, November 26, 2009 12:40 PM

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Originally posted by NewOldBrownCoat:

"Jayne, is there something WRONG with your BUNK?"

ROFL, newold!

--
"Mei-mei, everything I have is right here." -- Simon Tam

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Thursday, November 26, 2009 12:47 PM

WASH: Oops!?
MAL: Oops?? You landed Serenity on the Magistrate, is all!
KAYLEE: Perhaps we can still use him as a hood ornament?

Or,

Minutes after Wash blew another crater in their little moon.

--
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Thursday, November 26, 2009 1:01 PM

Can't beat the bunk one, I'm afraid. But let's give it another try.

MAL: Whoa!
ZOE: You have to let it all go, Sir. Fear... doubt... and disbelief.
MAL: Okie dokie. Free my mind... no problem.
KAYLEE: So, what if he makes it?
WASH: No one's ever made the first jump.

--
"Mei-mei, everything I have is right here." -- Simon Tam

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Thursday, November 26, 2009 2:50 PM

You guys are so good...wah...

Quote:

MAL: Seems like someone lost sight of the First Rule of Holes.

bun
still digging

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Thursday, November 26, 2009 9:50 PM

From the the-classics-never-die dept.

WASH: There he is!
KAYLEE: What, behind the rabbit?
WASH: It is the rabbit!
ZOE: Go on, Sir. Chop his head off!
MAL: Right! Silly little bleeder. One rabbit stew comin' right up!

--
"Mei-mei, everything I have is right here." -- Simon Tam

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Thursday, November 26, 2009 10:05 PM

WASH: ECHO! ...echo...
KAYLEE: Oh my!
RIVER (from deep below): "Post holer. For digging holes for posts."

--
"Mei-mei, everything I have is right here." -- Simon Tam

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Friday, November 27, 2009 6:04 AM

A tree fell in the forest, and only Kaylee cared.

No power in the 'verse can stop me!

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Friday, November 27, 2009 11:14 AM

VETERAN

Don't squat with your spurs on.

Mal: Yep, it's a hole alright.

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Friday, November 27, 2009 12:05 PM

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MAL: Saw that comin'
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Once again, Mal's quest for a pony and a plastic rocket remains unsatisfied.
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bun
python fan

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Saturday, November 28, 2009 2:08 PM

ROFL at all of yours, asarian

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ANNOUNCER (OS): Mud -- or Milk? For this challenge, teams will choose between bricking a shipment of mud and helping to bottle the week's supply of Mudder's Milk. At the completion of either task, you will receive your next clue.

bun
amazed

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Saturday, November 28, 2009 3:44 PM

CHOLLETT

Mal: "Now, I dunno about you, but I pictured the Grand Canyon on Earth-That-Was to be a mite bigger."
Zoe: "It's been over 500 years, Sir."
Wash: "...and I was gonna make my voice all echoey and everything!"

OR

Mal: "Whoa. So that's a Sarlacc."
Zoe: "I hear even Fett went in there."
Wash: "I think the teeth capture it; you know, it's essence."
Kaylee: "Everywhere I go, its teeth keep following me...."

I'm babbling like a moonbrain.

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Sunday, November 29, 2009 9:23 AM

Wash: So that's where the cat landed after I hit it with the Mule...

No power in the 'verse can stop me!

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Sunday, November 29, 2009 2:17 PM

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WASH: Hoo! Hee! Wow! Well, they say any landing you can walk away from is a good one.
ZOE: Mm-mm. My man can sure fly, can't he, sir?
KAYLEE: Don't worry, Captain. I'll get busy fixing her soon's she cools down enough to work on.
MAL: Dear and fluffy Joss, if this is a cleverly concealed cast-cull I'd like to point out that you missed one. Right. There. At the end of the line.

bun
O, holey plot, the stars are brightly act---ing...

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Sunday, November 29, 2009 5:53 PM

MISSTRESSAHARA

MAL: Huh, now ain't that a sight to behold.

WASH: A statue's bad enough, but hundreds of miniatures?

KAYLEE: They just keep starin'.

{{{*********~A footer is the closing of an article, not a kinky sex move~*********}}}

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Monday, November 30, 2009 9:07 AM

Could you please just make it stranger? Stranger. Odder. Could be weirder. More bizarre. How about uncanny?

Nathan: Well, shit.
Jewel: Tried to tell ya, it's only a model.
Gina: Not exactly a leaf on the wind...
Alan: More like a rock on the wind.
Nathan: Think QMx will give me a refund?
Other 3 in unison: No.

BWAH!

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Monday, November 30, 2009 12:49 PM

DAVESHAYNE

Zoe: And you bought a time share here?
Mal: This golf course looked much better in the brochure.

David

'Begone, sugar-free candy antichrist!' - Nathan Rabin.

'Geeks can't admit that anything worthwhile was invented before 1981. Soon, "making cocoa" will be called "milk hacking."' - Lore Sjoberg

http://xkcd.com/386/

"Don't worry. Captain Hammer will save us." - Penny.

I has myspace - http://www.myspace.com/daveshayneforpresident

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Monday, November 30, 2009 1:34 PM

Could you please just make it stranger? Stranger. Odder. Could be weirder. More bizarre. How about uncanny?

(in poor taste...)

Zoe: So tell me again why we are watching Inara and River bathe in the creek?

OR (in poorer taste...)

Wash: See? You don't need guns to blow a new crater in a moon.
Zoe: I see that, Dear. Anyone else in the mood for chili?
Kaylee: Ain't nothin' left but his boots!
Mal: I really thought he'd get thinner goin' out that airlock...

BWAH!

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Monday, November 30, 2009 1:38 PM

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Originally posted by daveshayne:

MAL: Not as good-looking as you promised, Wash.
WASH: No, these are the preliminary ladies. Crowd's not hardly here yet. Want some snacks? Yak on a stick is good here. Dog, not so much. And there are jugs of water to throw in, too.
ZOE & KAYLEE: This is a meeting of Male Chauvinist Pigs or what?

bun
muddy browncoat

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Monday, November 30, 2009 1:43 PM

Could you please just make it stranger? Stranger. Odder. Could be weirder. More bizarre. How about uncanny?

Quote:
Originally posted by Ryce:
A tree fell in the forest, and only Kaylee cared.

Y'know, I had to look at the image twice to get that. Priceless. :) Nice work RYCE.

BWAH!

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Monday, November 30, 2009 5:52 PM

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Y'know, I had to look at the image twice to get that. Priceless. :) Nice work RYCE.

Thanks! I tried to work the fact that the tree fell on a mime in there, but couldn't.

No power in the 'verse can stop me!

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Monday, November 30, 2009 5:53 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by daveshayne:

Zoe: And you bought a time share here?
Mal: This golf course looked much better in the brochure.

LOL. :)

--
"Mei-mei, everything I have is right here." -- Simon Tam

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Tuesday, December 1, 2009 3:37 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by Ryce:

Thanks! I tried to work the fact that the tree fell on a mime in there, but couldn't.

That would have been hi-larious. :) Like:

A tree fell on a mime, and not even Kaylee cared.

--
"Mei-mei, everything I have is right here." -- Simon Tam

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Wednesday, December 2, 2009 11:31 AM

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A tree fell on a mime, and not even Kaylee cared.

Love it!

No power in the 'verse can stop me!

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Wednesday, December 2, 2009 12:17 PM

PDCHARLES

What happened? He see your face?

Gratz Asarian

Mal: So here is us, on the raggedy edge.

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Wednesday, December 2, 2009 2:35 PM

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MAL: Sneaky Jayne and his gorram grenades...

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Wednesday, December 2, 2009 4:13 PM

Could you please just make it stranger? Stranger. Odder. Could be weirder. More bizarre. How about uncanny?

Kaylee: Cap'n, I don't think this twig of a tree is gonna cut it as a bridge.

Anywho, last day for submissions!
I will be setting up the voting tomorrow!
Good luck, all!

BWAH!

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Wednesday, December 2, 2009 4:16 PM

Could you please just make it stranger? Stranger. Odder. Could be weirder. More bizarre. How about uncanny?

MAL (sings): ...I cut down trees, I wear high heels, suspenders and a bra...
ZOE: Sir, don't make me kill you.

BWAH!

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Wednesday, December 2, 2009 4:30 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by FloralBunny:

MAL: Sneaky Jayne and his gorram grenades...

ROFL. :)

--
"Mei-mei, everything I have is right here." -- Simon Tam

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Wednesday, December 2, 2009 4:37 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by Ryce:
Quote:
A tree fell on a mime, and not even Kaylee cared.

Love it!

Mime jokes are always fun. :)

--
If a tree falls on a mime, does the mime make any sound?

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Wednesday, December 2, 2009 5:29 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by TenthCrewMember:

MAL (sings): ...I cut down trees, I wear high heels, suspenders and a bra...
ZOE: Sir, don't make me kill you.

BWAH!
TCM

I'm a bamboo-jack and I'm okay, TCM?
Heh.

The crew visits the wreckage of Earth-That-Was.
WASH: NavMap said it was a "Large Hadron Collider."
MAL: Deep son of a bitch.
ZOE: There's a story about a bird and a piece of bread...
KAYLEE: Only a legend.

bun

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Wednesday, December 2, 2009 5:44 PM

MENDUR

Zoe: "Sir, would this be why you had Jayne 'scout ahead'?"
Mal: " ... maybe."
Kaylee: "He's all staked out and ... naked."
Wash: "At least now we know why his mom gave him a girl's name."
Jayne (in hole): "Gorram it! Get me out of here!"

The Codex Menduri: http://mendur.blogspot.com

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Friday, December 4, 2009 4:26 AM

Mal: Jayne, that's not what the Hokey Pokey means by "shake it all about".

No power in the 'verse can stop me!

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Friday, December 4, 2009 4:27 AM

FloralBunny wrote:

Quote:
The crew visits the wreckage of Earth-That-Was.
WASH: NavMap said it was a "Large Hadron Collider."
MAL: Deep son of a bitch.
ZOE: There's a story about a bird and a piece of bread...
KAYLEE: Only a legend.

LMAO!!!!!

No power in the 'verse can stop me!

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Friday, December 4, 2009 4:28 AM

TCM wrote:

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MAL (sings): ...I cut down trees, I wear high heels, suspenders and a bra...
ZOE: Sir, don't make me kill you.

Inara (OS): So that's where my high heels went...

No power in the 'verse can stop me!

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Friday, December 4, 2009 10:09 AM

REAVERINA1985RIVIERA

Quote:
Originally posted by TenthCrewMember:

Badger(OS): This is my Gorram den, and I don't like the way you look down at me. 'Specially you you in the ugly shirt, Blondie.

---------------------------------------------
How many Jaynes does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to try to put it in and another to find a bigger hammer.

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Friday, December 4, 2009 11:33 AM

Could you please just make it stranger? Stranger. Odder. Could be weirder. More bizarre. How about uncanny?

VOTING TIME!

http://vote.sparklit.com/web_poll.spark/1110465

BWAH!

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Sunday, December 6, 2009 2:19 PM

Y'all voting??

bun the bumper

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Sunday, December 6, 2009 7:56 PM

RAHLMACLAREN

"Damn yokels, can't even tell a transport ship ain't got no guns on it." - Jayne Cobb

I know, I'm too little, too late, but I just thought of one.

Quote:

Wash: What is that?
Mal: Don't know, but that hatch ain't openin'.

And yes, I voted.

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Find here the Serenity you seek. -Tara Maclay

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Monday, December 7, 2009 5:03 AM

PDCHARLES

What happened? He see your face?

Quote:
Originally posted by ReaverInA1985Riviera:

Badger(OS): This is my Gorram den, and I don't like the way you look down at me. 'Specially you you in the ugly shirt, Blondie.

lol, where u been '85? WB.

Great ones this round guys! it was a toughie.

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Monday, December 7, 2009 6:46 AM

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Lovely & LOLworthy, Rahl.
Never too late for a good laugh.

or even a lame one~~~~~~
MAL: There's votin' going on right under our noses!!

bun
Frisky Browncoat

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Monday, December 7, 2009 2:45 PM

MAL: Summerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!!!

I know, I know. Makes me a bump-hog.
But not a warthog.

bun
XOXOXOXOXOXO

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Wednesday, December 9, 2009 2:49 AM