CAPTION TIGHTPANTS: AIM TO MISBEHAVE #18 by TenthCrewMember

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CAPTION TIGHTPANTS: AIM TO MISBEHAVE #18

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Monday, December 14, 2009 4:24 AM

Could you please just make it stranger? Stranger. Odder. Could be weirder. More bizarre. How about uncanny?

Well it was a tough call for me on the tie-breaker this week, but it looks like FloralBunny came out on top! Welcome back to the winner's circle, mei mei! :) NewOldBrowncoat's submission of "Jayne is there something WRONG with your BUNK?" definitely deserves honorable mention though! Ruttin' hi-larious submissions from everyone last week! Here's your winner!

Congrats Bun!
Now onto this week's scene...

BOOK: So you *snicker* had a LoveBot built to look *giggle* like Kaylee?
SIMON: Uhh...well...it's...uh...to assist me in...the infirmary. Yep.
BOOK: I'm sure. *snerk* There's sure to be a special hell for this...certainly once she finds out. *stifles a guffaw*

Okay, well we all know YOU can do WAAAAY better than that, so bring your best to the table 'coats!

BWAH!

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Monday, December 14, 2009 4:42 AM

FREEBROWNCOAT

So that's what happened to all my batteries.

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Monday, December 14, 2009 7:16 AM

MENDUR

Simon: Why did you come to see her?
Book: Actually, I *am* her grandpa.

The Codex Menduri: http://mendur.blogspot.com

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Monday, December 14, 2009 11:11 AM

CHAPTERANDVERSE

A low-hanging steel pipe: The only power in the verse that can stop Kaylee being cheerful....and conscious.

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Monday, December 14, 2009 11:22 AM

FLORALBUNNY

Quote:

SIMON: I don't know nothin' about birthin' no babies!
BOOK: Well, son, I reckon you're about to find out.

bunsta

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Monday, December 14, 2009 3:15 PM

DAVESHAYNE

Congrats, Bun!

Simon: I'm not sure this is such a wise time to be playing, "This Little Piggie."

David

'Begone, sugar-free candy antichrist!' - Nathan Rabin.

'Geeks can't admit that anything worthwhile was invented before 1981. Soon, "making cocoa" will be called "milk hacking."' - Lore Sjoberg

http://xkcd.com/386/

"Don't worry. Captain Hammer will save us." - Penny.

I has myspace - http://www.myspace.com/daveshayneforpresident

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Tuesday, December 15, 2009 3:36 PM

FLORALBUNNY

Quote:

Simon tests Kaylee's resistance to rohypnol
BOOK: yadayadayada SPECIAL HELL

bun
thankyez

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Wednesday, December 16, 2009 4:40 PM

FREEBROWNCOAT

Such great captions coming in. Look forward to every day knowing there'll be another caption to come home to.

Okay, not such an exciting life that can be told here.

Anyway, more great lines are always appreciated. Send in your cards and letters, Browncoats.

"Well, I might."

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Wednesday, December 16, 2009 5:01 PM

ASARIAN

Nande! I'm away for a few days and all y'all spit out the best captions ever? :) Not that you'd spit... Anyway, congrats Bun! You really nailed it with this one!

BOOK (drunk out of his skull): Here lies our beloved Kaylee, our autumn flower, somewhat less attractive now she's all corpsified and gross.
SIMON: Preacher-man, don't sully this!!

--
"Mei-mei, everything I have is right here." -- Simon Tam

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Wednesday, December 16, 2009 5:11 PM

ASARIAN

From the sex-sells Dept.

RIVER (O.S.): I wonder what else is in there?!
BOOK: Well, I could stay a bit longer.
SIMON: OUT!!

--
"Mei-mei, everything I have is right here." -- Simon Tam

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Wednesday, December 16, 2009 6:04 PM

FLORALBUNNY

Quote:

Good'uns, asarian!
Lots more to be mined here.

SIMON: This is a masterful job of muck-up. See how her drive feeds were crossed?
BOOK: So we even try to re-route it, it'll lock down -- no more Kaybot.
SIMON: We are so humped!

bun

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Wednesday, December 16, 2009 6:31 PM

RAHLMACLAREN

"Damn yokels, can't even tell a transport ship ain't got no guns on it." - Jayne Cobb

Well, if we're all gonna go the sexploitation route....

Quote:

Simon: Perhaps if we put a battery-run thing twix her nethers she'll just snap out of it.
Book: I could stand to hear a bit more.

And... I apologize.

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Thursday, December 17, 2009 10:30 AM

CHAPTERANDVERSE

Book:" Saffron must have really kissed her. She's out cold."
Simon: "Em....I'll be in my bunk."

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Thursday, December 17, 2009 12:58 PM

FLORALBUNNY

Quote:
Originally posted by chapterandverse:

Kaylee's latest batch of inter-engine hooch proves to be a mite strong. The crew are glad she always takes the first taste.

bun

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Friday, December 18, 2009 12:00 PM

PDCHARLES

What happened? He see your face?

Gratz Bun!

Book: Have you ever read the works of Shan Yu?
Simon: Hellz Yes! Let's do this preacher man!

OR

Book: Any news son?
Simon: After running some standard tests, I cannot seem to pinpoint her exact illness.
Book: Perhaps you need a lil focus.

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Friday, December 18, 2009 1:43 PM

CHAPTERANDVERSE

Quote:
Originally posted by pdcharles:
Gratz Bun!

Book: Have you ever read the works of Shan Yu?
Simon: Hellz Yes! Let's do this preacher man!

Well that gets my vote.

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Sunday, December 20, 2009 11:48 AM

FLORALBUNNY

oh, you naughty naughty peeps.

BOOK: Fully loaded, safety off, this here's a recipe for --
SIMON (over him): Shut it, Shepherd!

bun

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Sunday, December 20, 2009 1:04 PM

CITIZEN

Quote:
Originally posted by TenthCrewMember:

Book: Simon, I'm not sure I should marry you two under these circumstances, I mean if she can't say "I Do"...

Or

Simon: Erm, Book, that is not how you fit an IUD.

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Sunday, December 20, 2009 2:21 PM

PEACEKEEPER

Keeping order in every verse

Quote:
Originally posted by citizen:
Quote:
Originally posted by TenthCrewMember:

Book;"What happened here,Doctor? Did this young girl talk at the theatre?"

Peacekeeper---keeping order in every verse!!!

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Sunday, December 20, 2009 7:34 PM

TENTHCREWMEMBER

Could you please just make it stranger? Stranger. Odder. Could be weirder. More bizarre. How about uncanny?

Voting coming soon! Get those submissions in today!

BWAH!

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Monday, December 21, 2009 1:15 PM

FLORALBUNNY

Quote:

SIMON explained what would happen if they dipped KAYLEE'S hand into warm water but he refused to demonstrate.

bun
first, do no harm

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Thursday, December 24, 2009 4:44 AM

FREEBROWNCOAT

Let's see how many votes we can muster.

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Monday, December 28, 2009 7:34 PM

FLORALBUNNY

bumpy-bump
Get those last captions in, geniuses!

bun
heee

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Monday, December 28, 2009 8:13 PM

RAHLMACLAREN

"Damn yokels, can't even tell a transport ship ain't got no guns on it." - Jayne Cobb

Quote:

Simon: I've tried everything to resuscitate her. Pulmonary stimulators with cardiac infusers. Even tried cortical electrodes. No neural response.

Book: What about holding a strawberry under her nose?

Simon: I didn't think of that.

[It was fresher in my mind last week.]

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Tuesday, December 29, 2009 3:22 AM

NEWOLDBROWNCOAT

Quote:
Originally posted by RahlMaclaren:
Quote:

Simon: I've tried everything to resuscitate her. Pulmonary stimulators with cardiac infusers. Even tried cortical electrodes. No neural response.

Book: What about holding a strawberry under her nose?

Simon: I didn't think of that.

[It was fresher in my mind last week.]

That's 'cuz ya got the punchline WRONG...
Sheesh, everybody knows it was,
" Uh, I forgot about that..."

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Tuesday, December 29, 2009 2:19 PM

RAHLMACLAREN

"Damn yokels, can't even tell a transport ship ain't got no guns on it." - Jayne Cobb

[mostly snark]Wow, NewOldBrownCoat, that makes a HUGE difference! You must have a super sense of humor. Here you haven't even posted your own caption yet, yet you somehow manage to find the time to critique mine. Brilliant! I have complete confidence that your caption will totally obliterate everyone's in this thread.[/mostly snark]

It's not like I was aiming for genuine gold; I can settle for pyrite. Besides there are some hi-larious ones in this thread. Good competition.

For anyone who cares or didn't get it, Simon was channeling Wash's line from "The Message".

Darn you, NOBC, you made me post again, which means I'm gonna have to think up another caption.

Simon: You feel like scrubing up?
Book: Oh my, yes!

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Wednesday, December 30, 2009 11:01 AM

RYCE

Book: Those are some Jedi mind tricks Kaylee's got there. She's perfected the floating spheroid.
Simon: What do you know about the Jedi?
Book: *whistles innocently*

No power in the 'verse can stop me!

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Sunday, January 3, 2010 7:54 AM

FLORALBUNNY

bumpity-crash-kaboom

bun

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Sunday, January 3, 2010 8:05 AM

NEWOLDBROWNCOAT

Quote:
Originally posted by RahlMaclaren:
[mostly snark]Wow, NewOldBrownCoat, that makes a HUGE difference! You must have a super sense of humor. Here you haven't even posted your own caption yet, yet you somehow manage to find the time to critique mine. Brilliant! I have complete confidence that your caption will totally obliterate everyone's in this thread.[/mostly snark]

It's not like I was aiming for genuine gold; I can settle for pyrite. Besides there are some hi-larious ones in this thread. Good competition.

For anyone who cares or didn't get it, Simon was channeling Wash's line from "The Message".

Darn you, NOBC, you made me post again, which means I'm gonna have to think up another caption.

Simon: You feel like scrubing up?
Book: Oh my, yes!

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Find here the Serenity you seek. -Tara Maclay

Din't mean to be causin' no trouble-- I was channelling Jayne's line in Ariel.
As to a brilliant caption of my own, this picture leaves me with nothin'... Ain't a complaint, just nothin' came to me.
Sorry if I hurt your feelin's. Wouldja like a cup of tea with wood alcohol in it? Finest beverage guaranteed to make you go blind...

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Monday, January 4, 2010 12:26 PM

ASARIAN

KAYLEE: Ooo! There's a black man in a red suit outside our boat, peeking into the window.
SIMON: Oh my! She must have hit her head harder than I thought.

--
"Mei-mei, everything I have is right here." -- Simon Tam

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Monday, January 4, 2010 1:26 PM

TENTHCREWMEMBER

Could you please just make it stranger? Stranger. Odder. Could be weirder. More bizarre. How about uncanny?

Sorry about the delay, 'Coats. Holidays have a way of gettin' in a man's way! Nonetheless, we're still flyin'! So VOTING TIME!!!

http://vote.sparklit.com/web_poll.spark/1111603

VOTE VOTE VOTE!!!

BWAH!

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Tuesday, January 5, 2010 1:10 PM

FLORALBUNNY

bump-a-rooney

bunp

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Thursday, January 7, 2010 1:32 PM

FLORALBUNNY

okay, yewall --
vote and bump

bun

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Friday, January 8, 2010 6:39 PM