Imponderables: Life, Sex & Pizza are all dictated by the stars by chrisisall

I don't know if evolution makes us horny. There are creatures that die in order to reproduce. How many humans do you know would face death for a one night stand?

Now pizza I agree with. On the eighth day God invented the napkin to clean the pizza of his beard.

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Sunday, January 10, 2010 7:18 PM

I'm rarely horny, and I'm also more excited about pizza than I am about sex...does that mean I'm de-volved or evolved?...

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Sunday, January 10, 2010 7:27 PM

CHRISISALL

Pizza, GOOD pizza, is a survival necessity. Sex (GOOD sex) is an elective course.

The laughing Chrisisall

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Monday, January 11, 2010 12:51 AM

I love your analogy. Good pizza in my world is Sicilian Pizza made by my Sicilian Mama. homemade base with just a scattering of garden fresh tomatoes, Mozarella, some provolone, a few anchovies, and oloive oil and basil. Yummers...I hate that stuff you get from delivery pizza place: buried in what passes as sauce, overtopped with far too much stuff too much cheese ergville!
and if there's no pizza to be had, Scacciatta comes in as a good substitute: Pizza base used as pastry, put one layer down in the pan, top with traditional fillings of either potatoes and onions, cauliflower onion and cheese, or spinach and cheese. cover with remaining pastry, cook, eat, live. I love my heritage.

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Monday, January 11, 2010 8:18 AM

Ok now I just want pizza...

Well that and enough money to stay home with my baby..( sorry really bad morning)

To love someone is to see a miracle invisible to others.
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It's fuzzy-minded liberal thinking like that that gets you eaten.

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Monday, January 11, 2010 8:33 AM

JONGSSTRAW

Pizza is like sex.
When it's good, it's real good.
When it's bad, it's still pretty good.

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Monday, January 11, 2010 10:49 AM

The stars must hate me. I'm not getting my fair share of pizza or sex. Stupid stars.

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Monday, January 11, 2010 11:13 AM

so what exactly constitutes a " fair share" anyway??

To love someone is to see a miracle invisible to others.
--Francois Mauriac
It's fuzzy-minded liberal thinking like that that gets you eaten.

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Monday, January 11, 2010 11:23 AM

I'd eat pizza just about every day if I had my way. Stupid doctors and their "healthy diets".

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Monday, January 11, 2010 11:34 AM

GED

I don't know if they're dictated by the stars, but I definitely enjoy both.

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Monday, January 11, 2010 11:40 AM

RUGBUG

I just ended up with an essentially FREE pizza (and the good stuff at that) this weekend after the pizza place sort of screwed up my order. He couldn't get it to ring up correctly so sent a $10 gift cert. Then when the order arrived, the pizza was correct, but the accompanying salad was not...and there was no ranch dressing.

I called back, told him I could live with the salad, but I needed the ranch. They sent the ranch, with a corrected salad as well...and another $10 gift cert. :D Free Pizza...free yummy salad (they hvae the best Caesar dressing ever). It was good.

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Monday, January 11, 2010 11:42 AM

KINGEICHOLZ

Quote:
Originally posted by traveler:
I don't know if evolution makes us horny. There are creatures that die in order to reproduce. How many humans do you know would face death for a one night stand?

Now pizza I agree with. On the eighth day God invented the napkin to clean the pizza of his beard.

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Traveler

There are alot of hot chicks out there that would die just to rub there hands all over my hot body.And can you blame them? http://s766.photobucket.com/albums/xx303/jeicholz/?start=20

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Monday, January 11, 2010 12:02 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by RugBug:
I just ended up with an essentially FREE pizza (and the good stuff at that) this weekend after the pizza place sort of screwed up my order. He couldn't get it to ring up correctly so sent a $10 gift cert. Then when the order arrived, the pizza was correct, but the accompanying salad was not...and there was no ranch dressing.

I called back, told him I could live with the salad, but I needed the ranch. They sent the ranch, with a corrected salad as well...and another $10 gift cert. :D Free Pizza...free yummy salad (they hvae the best Caesar dressing ever). It was good.

And when you say "pizza" of course you mean...

I don't even want to know what you mean when you say ranch dressing.

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Monday, January 11, 2010 12:15 PM

NAVYSEILS

I don't eat pizza... It's icky.

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Monday, January 11, 2010 12:28 PM

don't get me started on Doctors and diets. I am trying really hard to be gluten and lactose free for health reasons (lactose intolerant coeliac)...it's killing me. no cheese, no real bread or real pasta...the gluten free alternatives are gross the texture's all wrong.
did I mention no cheese? I miss cheese...okay I still slip and eat it but I love it sooo very much.

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Monday, January 11, 2010 1:06 PM

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Originally posted by boris:
don't get me started on Doctors and diets. I am trying really hard to be gluten and lactose free for health reasons (lactose intolerant coeliac)...it's killing me. no cheese, no real bread or real pasta...the gluten free alternatives are gross the texture's all wrong.
did I mention no cheese? I miss cheese...okay I still slip and eat it but I love it sooo very much.

I think I'd die. I thought the stars hated me but clearly I'm just an after thought.

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Monday, January 11, 2010 1:24 PM

RUGBUG

Quote:
Originally posted by Zeek:

And when you say "pizza" of course you mean...

I don't even want to know what you mean when you say ranch dressing.

Now I feel dirty....

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Monday, January 11, 2010 2:36 PM

KATESFRIEND

Boris, I understand coeliac and I also understand pizza as a gift for the gods. What we do is assemble all the ingredients you would want on a pizza. We use onion, black olive, green and red pepper, cooked sausage, portobello mushroom, red sauce with fresh basil, oregano and crushed garlic. Combine the ingredients with Trader Joe's rice pasta, especially their spiral noodles, and a strongly flavored Italian cheese blend so a little bit of cheese gives a lot of flavor. Bake in a casserole dish as you would lasagna. This way you have a unique creation that tastes like pizza, but won't disappoint the taste buds that still remember what a real pizza tastes like. Trader Joes has the least terrible rice pasta made - and we've tried them all.

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Monday, January 11, 2010 8:10 PM

yum katesfriend, it sounds totally scrumptious apart from the meat (did I mention I'm a vegetarian...a Sicilian vegetarian who would think it?). I may try a version of this pizza flavoured wonder you describe.
I think I may be having gluten withdrawls though.

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Tuesday, January 12, 2010 2:53 AM

Pizza can be a gift from the gods... but most places ruin it by putting that icky sauce on it.

White pizza... now that is a gift from Buddah himself. All thats missing is a pony and a plastic rocket.

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Tuesday, January 12, 2010 5:26 AM

White pizza with artichoke hearts and chicken and mushrooms..oooooooooooh

Boris try Panko in place of bread crumbs if you want things breaded. Also for the right consistency try chickpea flour. :)

To love someone is to see a miracle invisible to others.
--Francois Mauriac
It's fuzzy-minded liberal thinking like that that gets you eaten.

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Tuesday, January 12, 2010 6:39 AM

What's with all this racist pizza talk? You people and your white pizza prejudice. Try some other colors. Sheesh.

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Tuesday, January 12, 2010 10:23 AM

I like black olives on mine.

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Tuesday, January 12, 2010 10:28 AM

CHRISISALL

I can see Buddha's fingerprints on that one...

The laughing Chrisisall

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Tuesday, January 12, 2010 11:06 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by Zeek:
What's with all this racist pizza talk? You people and your white pizza prejudice. Try some other colors. Sheesh.

I'm very prejudice when it comes to pizza, pasta too. Cheese power!

...first time being on at work.. shhh >_>

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Tuesday, January 12, 2010 12:49 PM

Well after all the excitement my boss said they don't want me on the other department (actually said they found someone else they want but whatever). So, I'm staying at the job I moved to in Nov. Well at least that gives me more motivation to learn this stuff. While I was looking at the other job my motivation was very lacking.

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Tuesday, January 12, 2010 1:58 PM

HUGS Zeek.. their loss:)

OK seriously my ultimate pizza would be pizza barn's nifty pesto garden( it's got pesto sauce, homemade crust, then artichoke hearts, tomatos, zuchinni, green peppers, olives, mushrooms, and a blend of cheeses...SO GOOD

To love someone is to see a miracle invisible to others.
--Francois Mauriac
It's fuzzy-minded liberal thinking like that that gets you eaten.

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Wednesday, January 13, 2010 5:59 AM

All this talk about pizza got me to buy one at the store yesterday. I was just stopping in to get a couple quick things and I walked out with those things plus a pizza. Haven't eaten it yet but I'm sure I'll get to it soon enough.

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Wednesday, January 13, 2010 12:32 PM

The best pizzas I had was from a place called Peppinos (here we have a pizza place on every freakin corner).

It was a bacon chicken ranch pizza.

Three of the best things ever on a pizza. Yum.

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Wednesday, January 13, 2010 1:26 PM

Hmmm I'd have to say the best pizza I ever had was from a little place in CA called Michelangelo's (I remember the name cause I was a kid and into TMNT at the time :-P). Thinking about it though I wonder if it really was the best pizza I've ever had or if it's just cause it was decent and I was a little kid and my memory is playing tricks.

I also remember my childhood as being when I had the best mexican food ever. Though that one is sorta funny cause my mom said when she was pregnant with me she would crave mexican food from that restaurant. So, maybe I got programmed to love that food.

Does anybody else have childhood memories of the "best" of specific foods?

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Wednesday, January 13, 2010 4:09 PM

KAREL

Flying on duct tape and a damaged registry.

*gropes*
*slurps*
*nibbles*

I'm eating pizza in the dark.

"Whatever is wrong with you is so right for me." -- Marillion.

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Wednesday, January 13, 2010 10:16 PM

what is white pizza? also thanks for all the gluten free tips...what is panko? we are somewhat deprived down here in little old OZ. coz we live down under the rest of the world takes it's time to share it's wonders with us. Also the whole country seems to be monopolised by only two supermarket chains that unfortunately do n not stock much of anything for people with my dietary issues...which makes it easy for me to give up on it so often.

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Thursday, January 14, 2010 12:11 AM

NAVYSEILS

I know that white pizza is just pizza without the tomato based sauce. but I've got no clue on the panko.

I guess I could also be considered racist when it comes to pizza. I'll eat them if they don't have any cheese.

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Thursday, January 14, 2010 3:06 AM

Panko is just Japanese bread crumbs. But it's crispier.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Panko

My grandpa didn't like cheese. He was tall and skinny too. Maybe cheese stuns your growth and makes you fat!! :op

... I don't care though.

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Thursday, January 14, 2010 9:15 AM

White pizza usually has a garlic or ranch sauce on:)

Hmm Zeek favorite food memories as a kid...Krispy Kreme doughnuts hot every time we went home to Atlanta.That was back when Krispy Kreme was only in the south and no one else had ever heard of them. Nothing ever tasted so good... well that and chilidog from the Varsity. It was the first thing we did when we got off the plane and headed to my grandparents house.

To love someone is to see a miracle invisible to others.
--Francois Mauriac
It's fuzzy-minded liberal thinking like that that gets you eaten.

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Thursday, January 14, 2010 10:23 AM

Oh good point. I still remember my grandma making awesome pies. Both my brother and I loved her blueberry pie. Which led to a funny situation when we moved to the midwest and my aunt wanted to do something nice for us. So, she offered to make whatever we wanted for dessert and we both blurted out "blueberry pie". Her kids were always cake kids so she didn't have any clue how to make blueberry pie. She made one with my mom's help though. So, points for effort.

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Thursday, January 14, 2010 12:05 PM

ooh blueberry pie is tricky to make though so I'm betting it wasn't the best you ever ate:)

To love someone is to see a miracle invisible to others.
--Francois Mauriac
It's fuzzy-minded liberal thinking like that that gets you eaten.

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Thursday, January 14, 2010 12:10 PM

RUGBUG

Quote:
Originally posted by Zeek:

I also remember my childhood as being when I had the best mexican food ever. Though that one is sorta funny cause my mom said when she was pregnant with me she would crave mexican food from that restaurant. So, maybe I got programmed to love that food.

I was just telling my co-worker that I hate marinara and when I order a pizza, I always get it with lite sauce (and have to make sure they understand that as "l-i-t-e not w-h-i-t-e b/c that's just upsetting when the pie arrives). I pondered if it was b/c my mom craved/ate pizza with little-to-no sauce when she was pregnant with me.

Food memories: WORST mexican food EVER: Australia. OMG, it was bad. No wonder the Aussies that I knew over here thought Taco Bell was good Mexican food. (Now..I love TB, but good Mexican food it is not).

TANG: We always got Tang at my grandma's house and I LOVED it. it was served it metal tumblers and so, so delicious.

Grandma's Potato Salad: big chunks of Potatoes, tomatos, and egg whites (no yolks) mied with some miracle whip. So yummy. I haven't had it in years so I couldn't tell you if I still think it's good.

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Thursday, January 14, 2010 12:24 PM

My parents bought the first blender on the market and about once a month dad would make chocolate malts. It seems even the best ice cream parlors around can't compare. I guess you need a Monoploy board and a sister screaming, "I own Reading Railroad", to make it taste just right.

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Thursday, January 14, 2010 12:32 PM

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Originally posted by MsA:
ooh blueberry pie is tricky to make though so I'm betting it wasn't the best you ever ate:)

Right you are.

But they tried. I guess some day I'll have to give it a shot. I even own a rolling pin now. So, I can actually make pie crusts and not just buy the lame frozen ones. I've done the crumbly graham cracker kind too but they never hold together at all for me. Though they are yummy as heck for an apple pie. It kinda turns into a caramel like flavor. Yummy!

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Thursday, January 14, 2010 12:44 PM

well then white pizza is like the stuff I'm used to. I believe the sauce thing on pizza is an American adaption...which is why we call it "pizza Americana". form what my parents tell me, in Sicily the Pizza toppings were added as accents to make the flat bread more interesting.

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Friday, January 15, 2010 11:50 AM

Zero- I have an AWESOME pie crust recipe that's super easy to make and always comes out right if you want it:)

As for your graham cracker ones here's what you do. 2 cups graham cracker crumbs 1/2 cup powdered sugar and 1/4 cup melted butter. mix and pat into pie shell. Trust me that's solid as a rock( and yet still yummy)

Actually Boris white sauce is the American addition. The original pizzas were tomato, basil, and cheese and started in Naples:)

To love someone is to see a miracle invisible to others.
--Francois Mauriac
It's fuzzy-minded liberal thinking like that that gets you eaten.

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Friday, January 15, 2010 11:54 AM

*Zero demands pie crust recipe!*

Not sure where that guy came from.

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Friday, January 15, 2010 1:14 PM

Probably dropped from the ceiling.

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Friday, January 15, 2010 4:03 PM

1 1/2 c flour
1 1/2 tsp sugar
1 tsp salt
1/2 c canola or similar oil
2T cold milk
Mix dry ingredients then add oil and milk. Mix well, roll out and use. Super easy and always turns out just right. You don't even need to roll it you can just pat it into the pie pan and fill then roll out the top crust

To love someone is to see a miracle invisible to others.
--Francois Mauriac
It's fuzzy-minded liberal thinking like that that gets you eaten.

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Sunday, January 17, 2010 9:59 PM

NVGHOSTRIDER

Local pizza joint called THe Pizza Barn us Heavenly and Sinful at the same time.

Is that possible?

ADD: "Pizza" and "Ranch Dressing"... gotta love the sensation of laughing cold beer up through ones nose.
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Tuesday, January 19, 2010 5:38 AM

Zeek is sleepy. Zeek wishes for a snow day.

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Tuesday, January 19, 2010 7:14 AM

GORRAMGROUPIE

We have snow here, unfortunately, I work from home, so no excuse to stay home

. Love pizza, favorite family night is pizza and wings night, get pizza from Papa Murphey's, buffalo chicken strips, soda, and some movies.
Anyway, today is my Monday, and I'm feeling it. Want to crawl back in bed, which is only 10 feet away, sooooo tempting!

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Tuesday, January 19, 2010 7:23 AM