CAPTION TIGHTPANTS: AIM TO MISBEHAVE #20 by TenthCrewMember

Could you please just make it stranger? Stranger. Odder. Could be weirder. More bizarre. How about uncanny?

All right! Another passel of great entries! Here's our champion:

Congrats! NewOldBrowncoat!!! Well deserved victory!

Now then, onto this week, and back to our namesake along with Jayne looking on...

MAL: You think all those Browncoats are lookin' at us with crooked little smiles 'cause they're aimin' to misbehave?
JAYNE: Y'know, they are beginnin' to damage my calm, come to think of it.

Okay, that seems a mite obvious, so give it your best and make me look bad!! (You usually do!)

BWAH!

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Monday, February 8, 2010 7:09 AM

MENDUR

Jayne was surprised to see Mal use the polite "pinky out" method of pushing the fan aside. Personally, he'd have used a gun.

The Codex Menduri: http://mendur.blogspot.com

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Monday, February 8, 2010 10:15 AM

Could you please just make it stranger? Stranger. Odder. Could be weirder. More bizarre. How about uncanny?

Mal found it a little more than disturbing that Wash and Zoe had elected to follow the "clothing optional" clause
at this particular resort. Jayne, however, only wished for a more discreet place to express his appreciation.

BWAH!

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Monday, February 8, 2010 10:25 AM

PDCHARLES

What happened? He see your face?

Gratz NOBC!

MAL: Umm.... Jayne?

Fanty: (OS) Do you know that girl?

MAL: Yeah... that would be Kaylee. ...and thats not running on batteries.

Jayne: Mighty quick twixt fix.

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Monday, February 8, 2010 11:33 AM

RYCE

Mal: Did that weather girl just say another 10-20 inches of snow?
Jayne: Gorram it!

(shout out to all of my fellow Marylanders with cabin fever!)

No power in the 'verse can stop me!

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Monday, February 8, 2010 3:41 PM

MISSTRESSAHARA

What could Dr. Horrible be up to this time?

<<<"You want to rule the world. What you don't understand is, there is no world anymore, only corporations.">>> Dr Evil's #2

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Tuesday, February 9, 2010 7:21 AM

OUTERRIMVAGRANT

In the year 3000! In the year 3000! Conan O Brien leaves NBC to become the face of Fruity Oaty bar commercials. Elsewhere, Mal is stunned when River screams "keep cool my babies", before mounting the table.

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Wednesday, February 10, 2010 12:02 PM

PDCHARLES

What happened? He see your face?

Mal: When I said I would take on any cargo, I have to say I wasn't expectin' a circus... is that?!?... uhhh.. a sixth, oh my, seventh appendage?

Mingo: easy on the eyes, eh Mal?

OR

Jayne: no ruttin' way I'm going into the black with space monkeys.

OR

Game Show Announcer: Behind curtain number one we have a fabulous prize of a certain, slow, and painful death from... REAVERS!! thats right folks, pain like you never imagined and sure to be the envy of all your friends. Brought to you by - Blue Sun: makers of PAX and other fine products.

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Wednesday, February 10, 2010 12:13 PM

PEACEKEEPER

Keeping order in every verse

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Wednesday, February 10, 2010 12:37 PM

MAL: Wash said the goose-juggling was in here but I don't see anything but nekkid ladies.
JAYNE: No geese? (grumble)

bun

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Wednesday, February 10, 2010 11:02 PM

CHAPTERANDVERSE

The boys had managed to get into the party disguised as companions, but once Mal started to nervously perform a poorly executed fan dance, Jayne knew the game was up.

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Monday, February 15, 2010 11:30 AM

PEACEKEEPER

Keeping order in every verse

bumpity town, bumpville, bumpland

Peacekeeper---keeping order in every verse!!!

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Monday, February 15, 2010 6:10 PM

While Mal follows the faint strains of a dulcimer, Jayne wonders how he got tangled up with this effete culture-vulture and hopes someone in this dump has a job for him.

bun

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Tuesday, February 16, 2010 9:26 AM

"Damn yokels, can't even tell a transport ship ain't got no guns on it." - Jayne Cobb

When Kate Beckett walked through the door Nathan's worlds dissolved.

Mingo: You know her?

Mal: Long time ago.

Jayne: She mad or somethin'?

Mal: Always seems that way, don't it.

And...

Mal tried to do the Vulcan salute, but it came out "Read between the lines".

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Tuesday, February 16, 2010 10:44 AM

LOL@Rahl

MAL: You the man who's been leaving me messages about feeding the birds? Time to explain yourself.
JAYNE: (Better than having yer ugly mug plastered all over the side of a public building, I think, but where's the explanation of that?)

bun

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Tuesday, February 16, 2010 11:13 AM

PDCHARLES

What happened? He see your face?

Lol, Nikki Heat is in da building. good one.

diggin deep on mine.

Fanty: Sorry about the mess. Maid's day off.

OR

Jayne: god's balls!!!

Mal: You boys mind explaining why you got a larger-than-life, pink octopus makin' friends with the locals here.

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Tuesday, February 16, 2010 3:30 PM

...and in that outfit!
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or?
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
NATHAN: My God. Boreanaz and a chicken. Joss...nooo...
JAYNE: The man embroiders. Ya gotta face up to it.
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bun

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Tuesday, February 16, 2010 3:34 PM

CHRISISALL

Wow. I gotta get me one of those frilly red head-things....

The laughing Chrisisall

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Tuesday, February 16, 2010 7:07 PM

EARLYWARNING

Jayne :1 Fanty + 1 Fanty
Mal : Jayne...
Janye : equals.. more gossa than I care for.

or

Jayne : Strippers Mal, strippers, when did they get strippers Mal.
Mal : oh.. I feel that special hell gettin a might to close

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Thursday, February 18, 2010 2:24 AM

ASARIAN

Quality entry! :)

--
"Mei-mei, everything I have is right here." -- Simon Tam

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Saturday, February 20, 2010 3:05 PM

NATHAN: Uh, Joss, you know I don't usually complain about the lighting, but...BLUE? Right in my FACE?

bun

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Saturday, February 20, 2010 8:49 PM

"Damn yokels, can't even tell a transport ship ain't got no guns on it." - Jayne Cobb

Sí, Conando!

Or in this case...

Oui, Riviera!

(Thought of using Rivera, like Geraldo and keeping the Spanish theme, but there's a French Riviera, so...)

Mal: Juggling geese. Nekked?

Jayne: Gorram, why'd it have to be Wash. Got skills though.

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Monday, February 22, 2010 9:55 AM

Could you please just make it stranger? Stranger. Odder. Could be weirder. More bizarre. How about uncanny?

MAL: Is it Christmas?
JAYNE: Hey, you're the one who brought Kaylee to the Ariel ENGINE Expo...

BWAH!

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Monday, February 22, 2010 3:44 PM

RYCE

Mal: These are not the Browncoats you are looking for

No power in the 'verse can stop me!

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Thursday, February 25, 2010 10:51 AM

Before his speech to the Chamber of Commerce:
MAL: No notes on my hand. See?
JAYNE: No hair, neither. One o' life's mysteries.

bun

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Thursday, February 25, 2010 11:05 AM

"Damn yokels, can't even tell a transport ship ain't got no guns on it." - Jayne Cobb

Mal: "Um, Jayne? I think they followed us."

Jayne: "Ruttin Mudders."

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Thursday, February 25, 2010 12:34 PM

Could you please just make it stranger? Stranger. Odder. Could be weirder. More bizarre. How about uncanny?

MAL: Is it voting time?
JAYNE: Soon.
MAL: How soon?
JAYNE: As soon as that ruttin' tenth crewmember you hired get's his sorry butt off all of the pron sites on the Cortex.
MAL: So...what you're telling me is it may be a while--
JAYNE: --or just a matter of seconds.

BWAH!

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Thursday, February 25, 2010 12:37 PM

Could you please just make it stranger? Stranger. Odder. Could be weirder. More bizarre. How about uncanny?

LAST CALL FOR SUBMISSIONS!

Voting will go up sometime on Friday!!!

BWAH!

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Friday, February 26, 2010 4:17 PM

SUBMIT, Darn it

bumpy bun

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Friday, February 26, 2010 11:36 PM

Could you please just make it stranger? Stranger. Odder. Could be weirder. More bizarre. How about uncanny?

http://vote.sparklit.com/web_poll.spark/1113620

VOTING TIME!

And Reaver-free at that! :P

BWAH!

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Saturday, February 27, 2010 2:04 PM

votey-bump

bun

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Sunday, February 28, 2010 9:03 AM

ditto

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Monday, March 1, 2010 1:26 PM

"Damn yokels, can't even tell a transport ship ain't got no guns on it." - Jayne Cobb

Vump-age, biscuits with gravy. Yumm.

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Tuesday, March 2, 2010 10:09 AM

Fried grits with maple syrup. Yummm.

bun

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Wednesday, March 3, 2010 1:51 PM

Scrapple.

Hey, y'all -- vote first, then post a li'l something here to bump the thread so others can see it and be reminded to vote.

bun

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Wednesday, March 3, 2010 2:33 PM

"Damn yokels, can't even tell a transport ship ain't got no guns on it." - Jayne Cobb

Well, I was going to try and NOT vote for myself, but then it started falling behind. BUMP.

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Friday, March 5, 2010 1:13 PM