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CAPTION TIGHTPANTS: AIM TO MISBEHAVE #21

POSTED BY: TENTHCREWMEMBER
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Monday, March 8, 2010 7:15 AM

TENTHCREWMEMBER

Could you please just make it stranger? Stranger. Odder. Could be weirder. More bizarre. How about uncanny?


ROFLMGAO!

This week's winner, PDCHARLES, certainly has one of the best captions yet, I believe. Just my humble opinion,
but I love this one and it certainly deserved to win! Enjoy!



Now on to this week's CT, a little screencap from a deleted scene involving Simon and River.


RIVER: I swallowed a pillow.
SIMON: I think...ah...yeah, I've got nothing.

Yeah, I've got nothing for this one...so should be no problem to top that! Have at!


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Monday, March 8, 2010 7:41 AM

MENDUR




Simon: With my hands on my hips, do I look like Superman?
River (thought balloon): And they think *I'm* the crazy one.

The Codex Menduri: http://mendur.blogspot.com

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Monday, March 8, 2010 3:49 PM

FLORALBUNNY


GRATZ, PDC! EXCELLENT CAPTION!
Quote:
Originally posted by Mendur:




RIVER: Don't worry. It's not mine

bun

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Monday, March 8, 2010 5:16 PM

FREELANCERTEX


wow. I think that one wins right there XD her face is absolutely classic for that caption


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Tuesday, March 9, 2010 6:54 AM

FLORALBUNNY



Quote:


RIVER: I know Mal thinks Saffron's cooking's good but it makes me bloat.



bun

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Wednesday, March 10, 2010 11:45 AM

FLORALBUNNY


Quote:


RIVER: I know you needed the practice, but I have bad news about the implants.

bun

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Wednesday, March 10, 2010 1:37 PM

PEACEKEEPER

Keeping order in every verse


Quote:
Originally posted by FloralBunny:
Quote:


"River, is that the long awaited 'Shepherd's Tale' you're hiding under there?"

"No dummy, I'm pregnant!!!!"

Peacekeeper---keeping order in every verse!!!

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Wednesday, March 10, 2010 9:23 PM

DMAANLILEILTT


Simon: I know it's your choice and all, just please tell me it's not Jayne's.

River: I'm crazy but I'm not THAT crazy.

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Thursday, March 11, 2010 6:18 AM

TENTHCREWMEMBER

Could you please just make it stranger? Stranger. Odder. Could be weirder. More bizarre. How about uncanny?


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RIVER: By Buddha, your melon is ginormous!
SIMON: I prefer to think of it as...'majestic'.


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Thursday, March 11, 2010 3:18 PM

FLORALBUNNY


Quote:


SIMON: Nothing is burrowing its way out of your tummy, River. That's a whole other movie.

bun

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Sunday, March 14, 2010 3:15 PM

FLORALBUNNY


Quote:

SEAN: Listen, Summer, this beats working on "Heroes in Spandex" or some such drivel.
SUMMER: But not by much. I could use a little Spandex here, doncha think?

bun
the mistress always spanx twice

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Monday, March 15, 2010 6:40 PM

RAT




River: If it's a girl, I'll call it Jayne.







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Tuesday, March 16, 2010 12:28 AM

TENTHCREWMEMBER

Could you please just make it stranger? Stranger. Odder. Could be weirder. More bizarre. How about uncanny?




SIMON: River, what are y--
RIVER: Grenades cost extra!


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Tuesday, March 16, 2010 10:01 AM

ASARIAN


Quote:
Originally posted by FloralBunny:

RIVER: Don't worry. It's not mine

Now that's a mite disturbing! :) Which makes it an excellent River line! +1


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Wednesday, March 17, 2010 7:38 AM

PDCHARLES

What happened? He see your face?


Woot! Ty guys.



River: (accent) Sure, I got a secret. More'n one.


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Thursday, March 18, 2010 6:46 AM

RYCE


Simon: So as you don't throw up in my bed anymore, here's a head-high basket.

No power in the 'verse can stop me!

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Saturday, March 20, 2010 10:55 AM

FLORALBUNNY


Quote:

SIMON: Do you have a bun in the oven or are you just happy to see me?
RIVER: Well, since you ask, it's only a shepherd's pie.

bun
o the special hell...

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Monday, March 22, 2010 6:57 PM

FLORALBUNNY


RIVER: It's not the head of Boba Fett 'cos -- you know -- platter....guess again

bun

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Tuesday, March 23, 2010 5:08 PM

FLORALBUNNY


Quote:

SIMON: We are so humped!
RIVER: I object to your use of the first person plural when it is perfectly obvious that only one of us has been -- as you say --
SIMON: I was only quoting Wash...

bun

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Thursday, March 25, 2010 4:51 PM

FLORALBUNNY


bumpty-dumpty

bun

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Friday, March 26, 2010 10:24 AM

FLORALBUNNY


SIMON: This is so tasteless I'll have to have the screencap removed from the Cortex!


bun
...with my brain...

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Monday, March 29, 2010 9:36 AM

FLORALBUNNY


bumpy

bun

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Tuesday, March 30, 2010 9:38 AM

CITIZEN


Quote:
Originally posted by TenthCrewMember:




Simon's first stab at breast enlargement surgery had slipped a bit.

--------------------------------------------------

If you play a Microsoft CD backwards you can hear demonic voices. The scary part is that if you play it forwards it installs Windows.

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Wednesday, March 31, 2010 8:49 AM

FLORALBUNNY


Quote:

RIVER: Before you say anything about a cunningly concealed herd of cows, I can tell you right now it isn't going to be funny.

bun

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Thursday, April 1, 2010 1:47 PM

FLORALBUNNY


uhhhhhhhhhhhh --- hiatal hernia?

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Thursday, April 1, 2010 2:52 PM

DAVESHAYNE




Simon: River?! That's... not how you do the Safety Dance.

David

'Begone, sugar-free candy antichrist!' - Nathan Rabin.

'Geeks can't admit that anything worthwhile was invented before 1981. Soon, "making cocoa" will be called "milk hacking."' - Lore Sjoberg

http://xkcd.com/386/

"Don't worry. Captain Hammer will save us." - Penny.

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Sunday, April 4, 2010 7:07 AM

FLORALBUNNY


bumpity bumpity bump

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Monday, April 5, 2010 12:43 PM

CITIZEN


Simon is unimpressed by Rivers invisible kitty.

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Tuesday, April 6, 2010 8:23 AM

ASARIAN


Quote:
Originally posted by FloralBunny:
Quote:

RIVER: Before you say anything about a cunningly concealed herd of cows, I can tell you right now it isn't going to be funny.

So unlike this caption, which is most certainly funny! :) And witty.


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Tuesday, April 6, 2010 8:25 AM

ASARIAN


Quote:
Originally posted by pdcharles:

River: (accent) Sure, I got a secret. More'n one.

And that, hontou ni, is frakkin' brilliant too! :)


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Tuesday, April 6, 2010 8:59 AM

TENTHCREWMEMBER

Could you please just make it stranger? Stranger. Odder. Could be weirder. More bizarre. How about uncanny?


Hey all...sorry I've been out of the world a while.

I've got a new factor: school.

Yeah, 20 years after graduation from High School, I am heading back to college...online.

Anywho, I'll try and keep Caption Tightpants going, but expect it'll be considerably slower than usual for voting and the like, at least until I flesh out a better schedule for myself.

Work, sole parenting two kids, school, more work, other work and yeah, you're getting the idea.

Thanks, as always for your patience and understanding. Will try and get the voting up in a little while.


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Tuesday, April 6, 2010 10:01 AM

TENTHCREWMEMBER

Could you please just make it stranger? Stranger. Odder. Could be weirder. More bizarre. How about uncanny?


Know what? It's voting time!

Know what else? I think this is the first time anyone ever had 3 entries in the voting. Bun, you were on it this time! Hope it doesn't split your votes too much! :P

Still you get honorable mention for being so gorramed funny!

GO VOTE, 'COATS!

http://vote.sparklit.com/web_poll.spark/1115191

BWAH!
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Tuesday, April 6, 2010 12:49 PM

DAVESHAYNE


Votey bumpy

David

'Begone, sugar-free candy antichrist!' - Nathan Rabin.

'Geeks can't admit that anything worthwhile was invented before 1981. Soon, "making cocoa" will be called "milk hacking."' - Lore Sjoberg

http://xkcd.com/386/

"Don't worry. Captain Hammer will save us." - Penny.

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Thursday, April 8, 2010 8:11 AM

FLORALBUNNY


Good grief, TCM, I usually forget which captions I contributed (perhaps it's a function of --- age?) so, to quote Mal, "I can't know this!"
Will vote a bit later, hoping to forget some more, now that a couple of the things have been brought back into my buffer by the esteemed asarian.
...and thanks for the honor...

bun

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Saturday, April 10, 2010 1:14 PM

FLORALBUNNY


bumpishness

:;-)

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Sunday, April 11, 2010 2:10 PM

FLORALBUNNY


thump

bunp

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Monday, April 12, 2010 12:38 PM

PUMAMANREDUX


I've been away from the forums for so long and even thought this contest is closed here is my contribution



Simon "Alright, you stop singing 'I'm a little teapot' and I won't yell 'Pillow Fight' everytime you enter the room"

River "Deal"


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Monday, April 12, 2010 1:33 PM

FLORALBUNNY


Lovely, PR, and don't stay away. We've missed you and valued your contributions.

bun

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Tuesday, April 20, 2010 9:18 PM

PEACEKEEPER

Keeping order in every verse


This thread seems to have died. Oh dear.

Peacekeeper---keeping order in every verse!!!

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Wednesday, April 21, 2010 10:20 AM

FLORALBUNNY


vote comma gorramit

bun

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Thursday, April 22, 2010 10:19 AM

FLORALBUNNY


VOTE HERE:

http://vote.sparklit.com/web_poll.spark/1115191

Then come back and bump the thread

Thank you

bun
hot, cross

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Monday, April 26, 2010 7:19 AM

PEACEKEEPER

Keeping order in every verse


bump

Peacekeeper---keeping order in every verse!!!

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Monday, April 26, 2010 10:48 AM

PDCHARLES

What happened? He see your face?


I am wearing tight pants today. that is all.


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Wednesday, April 28, 2010 4:20 AM

MENDUR


bump

Although by this point, I think the winner is obvious.

The Codex Menduri: http://mendur.blogspot.com

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Thursday, April 29, 2010 9:52 AM

FLORALBUNNY


bump
bump
bump
I swallowed a bug

bun

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Saturday, May 1, 2010 10:18 AM

FLORALBUNNY


bump

bun
loosepants

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Wednesday, May 5, 2010 10:18 AM

FLORALBUNNY


ups-a-daisy!
vote.
bump by posting here.

bun

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Friday, May 7, 2010 11:36 AM

FLORALBUNNY


Summer is suffering from a VOTE BUMP

bun

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