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UPDATED: Saturday, June 26, 2010 15:16
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Thursday, June 24, 2010 1:59 AM

Well, speaking of husbands, here's one I heard this morning...

Husband: If I die, would you remarry?
Wife: I probably would.
H: And would you bring him to live in this house?
W: Sure, why not?
H: Well would you let him sleep in our bed?
W: Yeah, why buy a new one?
H: Surely you wouldn’t let him use my favorite baseball glove.
W: Of course not. He doesn’t like baseball.

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Thursday, June 24, 2010 7:35 AM

ASORTAFAIRYTALE

So! A neutron walks into a bar and says "how much for a drink?" The bartender says, "for you, no charge!"

Ahahhahaha.

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Thursday, June 24, 2010 7:50 AM

TWO

The Joss Whedon script for Serenity, where Wash lives, is Serenity-190pages.pdf at www.mediafire.com/folder/1uwh75oa407q8/Firefly

This art is perhaps more funny strange than funny ha-ha, but it most definitely is Firefly related.
"River and Kaylee get caught and inquisitioned by Alliance head honchos using Old Earth's cruelest technique of info extraction... Tickling."
http://bigfootfantasies.deviantart.com/art/No-Serenity-Here-168774773

The Joss Whedon script for "Serenity", where Wash lives, is
Serenity-190pages.pdf at www.mediafire.com/two

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Saturday, June 26, 2010 4:06 AM

TWO

The Joss Whedon script for Serenity, where Wash lives, is Serenity-190pages.pdf at www.mediafire.com/folder/1uwh75oa407q8/Firefly

As a service to beatupplenty and so that it would look right on fireflyfans.net, I turned the above list into unformatted text. The original is at www.onlinemyspacesurvey.com/?show=hormons-survey

The Hormone Guide
Women will understand this! Men should memorize it!
Every woman knows that there are days when all a man has to do is open his mouth and he takes his life in his hands!
This is a handy guide that should be carried like a driver's license in the wallet of every husband, boyfriend, co-worker or significant other!

DANGEROUS: What's for dinner?
SAFER: Can I help you with dinner?
SAFEST: Where would you like to go for dinner?
ULTRASAFE: Here, have some chocolate.

DANGEROUS: Are you wearing that?
SAFER: Gee, you look good in brown.
SAFEST: WOW! Look at you!
ULTRASAFE: Here, have some chocolate.

DANGEROUS: What are you so worked up about?
SAFER: What did I do wrong?
SAFEST: Here's fifty dollars.
ULTRASAFE: Here, have some chocolate.

DANGEROUS: Should you be eating that?
SAFER: You know, there are a lot of apples left.
SAFEST: Can I get you a glass of wine with that?
ULTRASAFE: Here, have some chocolate.

DANGEROUS: What did you do all day?
SAFER: I hope you didn't overdo it today.
SAFEST: I've always loved you in that robe!
ULTRASAFE: Here, have some more chocolate.

13 Things PMS Stands For:
1. Pass My Shotgun
2. Psychotic Mood Shift
3. Perpetual Munching Spree
4. Puffy Mid-Section
5. People Make me Sick
6. Provide Me with Sweets
7. Pardon My Sobbing
8. Pimples May Surface
9. Pass My Sweat pants
10. Pissy Mood Syndrome
11. Plainly; Men Suck
12. Pack My Stuff......

..And my favorite one...

13. Potential Murder Suspect

Pass this onto all of your hormonal friends and those who might need a good laugh!
Or men who need a warning!
And remember: Money talks...but chocolate sings.
Oh, and have some wine.

The Joss Whedon script for "Serenity", where Wash lives, is
Serenity-190pages.pdf at www.mediafire.com/two

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Saturday, June 26, 2010 5:23 AM

LWAVES

Stolen (we are Browncoats after all) from the UK TV station 'Dave'.

Two fish are in a river when they swim into a concrete wall. One turns to the other and says "Damn."

A white horse trotted into a pub and asked for a whisky. The barman said "Certainly Sir, which one would you like? We've got Bell's, Teachers', Famous Grouse and we've even got one named after you."
"What, Eric?" said the white horse.

An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman walk into a bar. The barman says "Is this a joke?"

"The greatest invention ever is not the wheel. It's the second wheel." - Rich Hall

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