Best quotes from Firefly & Serenity by cmdrhawk

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Best quotes from Firefly & Serenity

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Tuesday, August 24, 2010 2:28 AM

I scanned the forum, but didn't find a thread on quotes.

I cracked up out loud last night when River said to Jayne, "I can kill you with my brain."

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Tuesday, August 24, 2010 3:44 AM

ZZETTA13

Here’s a few, there are dozens more…….

Jayne quotes:

“ If wishes were like horses we’d all be eatin steak!”

“Smells like crotch.”

“We applied the cortical electrodes
but were unable to get a neural
reaction from either patient!”

Mal quotes:

“You wanna run this ship?…..Well, ya can’t!”

Wash quotes:

“ Who’s flying this thing?…….Oh, I am!”

Shepherd Book quotes:

“If you take sexual
advantage of her, you're going to
burn in a very special level of hell.
A level they reserve for child
molesters and people who talk at the
theater.”

“ The special hell!”

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Tuesday, August 24, 2010 5:02 AM

AURAPTOR

America loves a winner!

There really are too many.

" I'll be in my bunk " .

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Tuesday, August 24, 2010 5:42 AM

MUTT999

River (to Simon): "You are such a boob."

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Tuesday, August 24, 2010 12:05 PM

LWAVES

There have been several threads on quotes but not for awhile. And there's always room for more.

My faves:

Rivers whole "You found me broken" bit.

Same again for the 'apple bits' and puking on Simons bed.

Jayne and his 'chain of command'.

River when she's Serenity and telling Mal not to pull faces.

Plus many others but it's bedtime now so maybe I'll be back with more.

"The greatest invention ever is not the wheel. It's the second wheel." - Rich Hall

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Tuesday, August 24, 2010 12:45 PM

BORIS

Mal: "Anyone gtes nosey just shoot em".
Zoe: "shoot em?"
Mal " Politely"

Jayne: "My john thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room there's so much tasty in here".
Wash: "Would be you get your most poetical about your pecker".

Mal: "Jayne, your mouth is talking. You might want to look to that"

Simon r.e. Jayne: "You're like... a trained ape. Without the training".

MAl:"I don't like fellows that kill me. Not in general".

Mal: "Okay, uh, I'm lost. I'm angry. And I'm armed".

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Tuesday, August 24, 2010 12:59 PM

WHOZIT

There are several but I'll go with, "so no more runnin, I aim to misbahave".

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Tuesday, August 24, 2010 1:33 PM

WISHIMAY

I gonna have to go with the whole Big Damn Gag Reel.

"We're gonna need a hood ornament" & "We have to ....shit!"

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Tuesday, August 24, 2010 5:21 PM

PEULSAR5

We sniff the air, we don't kiss the dirt.

Mal: "I'm guessin you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schoolin. Lets just ignore each other till we both go away."

Inara: "He's an expert swordsman. You had trouble with the pillar."

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Tuesday, August 24, 2010 7:34 PM

DMAANLILEILTT

Quote:
Originally posted by boris:

Mal: "Okay, uh, I'm lost. I'm angry. And I'm armed".

I don't remember that one.

I gotta go with: "I'm a leaf on the wind, watch how I soar."; the whole toy dinosaur scene; "Public Relations" and actually pretty much anything said by Wash and Mal.

"I really am ruggedly handsome, aren't I?"

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Wednesday, August 25, 2010 12:35 AM

BORIS

yeah defineitely anything said by Wash and Mal, and Alan And Nathan on the "War Stories" DVD commentary...It's my all time fave commentary.

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Wednesday, August 25, 2010 2:17 AM

FILLYGIRL

Operative: "Its worse than you know..." Mal: "It usually is."

'...lets see 10% of nuthing, times nuthing...etc.'
Jayne

Do not bother dragons, for you are crunchy and taste good with ketchup!

...it's worse than you know...Operative
...it usually is.....Mal

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Wednesday, August 25, 2010 2:27 AM

JONGSSTRAW

"All of you......well they're 'aint people like that, there's only people like me."

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Wednesday, August 25, 2010 9:55 AM

IMNOTHERE

(Not time to check they're word-for-word perfect but)

Mal: My days of not taking you seriously are certainly comin' to a middle.

Operative: Do you know what your sin is?
Mal: Hell, I'm a fan of all seven but right now I'm gonna have to go with wrath..

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Monday, September 6, 2010 3:04 AM

TWO

The Joss Whedon script for Serenity, where Wash lives, is Serenity-190pages.pdf at www.mediafire.com/folder/1uwh75oa407q8/Firefly

Quote:
Originally posted by cmdrhawk:
I scanned the forum, but didn't find a thread on quotes.

Having just discovered Firefly, Hannah PeacePerson17, on Labor Day Weekend, created two posters with her best quotes.

"Mine is an evil laugh!" - Wash, Serenity
"Mighty fine shindig." - Mal, Shindig
"Looked bigger when I couldn't see him." - Jayne, Bushwhacked
"Bwah!" - Mal, Heart of Gold
"Captain Tightpants." - Kaylee, Shindig
"Curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!" - Wash, Serenity
"Use of a s-what?" - Mal, Shindig
"Dear Diary, today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." - Jayne, Safe
"Shiny!" - Used by everyone all the time
"Why is there a statue of you lookin' at me like I owe him something?" - Mal, Jaynestown
"I don't like fellows who kill me." - Mal, Our Mrs. Reynolds
"Yeah, but she's our witch!" - Mal, Safe
"Some people juggle geese." - Wash, Our Mrs. Reynolds
"By being fast like a freak?" - Mal, Shindig
"I swear by my pretty floral bonnet, I will end you." - Mal, Our Mrs. Reynolds
"I aim to misbehave." - Mal, Serenity movie
"Let's be bad guys." - Jayne, Serenity movie

"We gotta go to the crappy town where I'm a hero!" - Wash, Jaynestown
"Two by two, hands of blue." - River, Ariel
"Someone ever tries to kill you, you kill them right back." - Mal, Our Mrs. Reynolds
"I realize certain words were exchanged, certain bullets." - Mal, Serenity
"They covered dropping your weapon so you can eat beans and get yourself shot." - Zoe, The Message
"This must be what going mad feels like." - Simon, Jaynestown
"Men of God make people feel guilty and judged." - Mal, Safe
"Morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with it." - Mal, Safe
"We are so very pretty." - Mal, Serenity
"Didn't she shoot you one time?" - Wash, Serenity
"Hamsters is nice." - Kaylee, Jaynestown
"Shouldn't you be out bringing religiosity to all the Fuzzy-Wuzzies?" - Mal, Serenity
"I'm sorry if she tipped anyone off about your cunningly concealed herd of cows." - Simon, Safe
"Awake helps." - Mal, The Message
"I am a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar." - Wash from the movie Serenity

The Joss Whedon script for "Serenity", where Wash lives, is
Serenity-190pages.pdf at www.mediafire.com/two

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Monday, September 6, 2010 4:59 AM

ARTCAT81

here are some of mine
"Mal: If anyone gets nosy, you know, just... shoot 'em.
Zoë: Shoot 'em?
Mal: Politely. "

and this one,
"Mal: Well, we're still flying.
Simon: That's not much.
Mal: It's enough. "

Browncoats are the shiniest folks in the 'verse
www.texasartcat.com/bluesun.html <--my bluesunshop

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Monday, September 6, 2010 4:59 AM

ARTCAT81

Grr Argh... duplicate

Browncoats are the shiniest folks in the 'verse
www.texasartcat.com/bluesun.html <--my bluesunshop

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Tuesday, September 7, 2010 1:28 AM

RAHLMACLAREN

"Damn yokels, can't even tell a transport ship ain't got no guns on it." - Jayne Cobb

One of my faves from the BDM.

The Operative: "Target the Reavers. Target the Reavers! Target everyone! SOMEBODY FIRE!!!"

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Find here the Serenity you seek. -Tara Maclay

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Tuesday, September 7, 2010 1:49 AM

MEATPUPPET42

Jayne; anyone remember her comin at me with a butchers knife?
Wash; whacky fun.…
Jayne; you want to go little man?
Wash; only if it's someplace with candlelight.
Zoe ; I don't think she would harm anyone.
Jayne; Butchers knife
Zoe ; anyone we can't spare.

.

That's why I don't kiss them on the mouth.

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Tuesday, September 7, 2010 2:47 AM

ARTCAT81

I do love the butcher knife quote.

And, "Curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal"

Browncoats are the shiniest folks in the 'verse
www.texasartcat.com/bluesun.html <--my bluesunshop

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Tuesday, September 7, 2010 3:21 AM

TWO

The Joss Whedon script for Serenity, where Wash lives, is Serenity-190pages.pdf at www.mediafire.com/folder/1uwh75oa407q8/Firefly

This might be Hannah PeacePerson17's favorite Firefly quote because she posted it twice over the Labor Day Weekend.
http://peaceperson17.deviantart.com/art/The-Impossible-Redone-17822614
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http://peaceperson17.deviantart.com/art/The-Impossible-178207323

Hannah PeacePerson17 was inspired by Hilary Aberle's "Firefly Kinetic Typography" in which Hilary's favorite Firefly quote is the entire dialog from Hilary's favorite scene :

The Joss Whedon script for "Serenity", where Wash lives, is
Serenity-190pages.pdf at www.mediafire.com/two

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Tuesday, July 29, 2014 7:34 PM

WISHIMAY

Bumpin' cause I wanna!

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Wednesday, July 30, 2014 1:05 PM

SECOND

The Joss Whedon script for Serenity, where Wash lives, is Serenity-190pages.pdf at https://www.mediafire.com/two

bump

The Joss Whedon script for Serenity, where Wash lives, is Serenity-190pages.pdf at www.mediafire.com/folder/1uwh75oa407q8/Firefly

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Wednesday, July 30, 2014 5:33 PM

THGRRI

Simon

You know, I've saved lives. Dozens, Maybe hundreds. I reattached a girl's leg. Her whole leg. She named her hamster after me. I got a hamster. He drops a box of money, he gets a town.

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Wednesday, July 30, 2014 5:39 PM

THGRRI

SAFFRON

I do know my bible, sir. "On the
night of their betrothal, the wife
shall open to the man, as the furrow
to the plough, and he shall work in
her, in and again, 'till she bring
him to his fall, and rest him then
upon the sweat of her breast."

MAL

Whoa. Good bible.

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Friday, August 1, 2014 12:42 PM

THGRRI

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Saturday, August 2, 2014 11:54 AM

AMDOBELL

This made me laugh so much. BRILLIANT punchline!
Ali D :~)
"You can't take the sky from me!"

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Monday, August 4, 2014 2:21 AM

JO753

rezident owtsidr

Frum a deleted scene in Our Mrs Reynolds. Mal: "70 odd worldz spinning about the vers & not a goram 1 uv themz been inherited by the meek".

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DUZ XaT SEM RiT TQ YQ? - Jubal Early

http://www.nooalf.com

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