Kaylee Feet Fantasies by TWO

The Joss Whedon script for Serenity, where Wash lives, is Serenity-190pages.pdf at www.mediafire.com/folder/1uwh75oa407q8/Firefly

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Originally posted by Zeek:
well that was creepy

Mr Bigfoot Fantasies also posted a Kaylee/Inara story (rated PG-13) to go with the drawing of Kaylee and Inara:

Serenity
http://bigfootfantasies.deviantart.com/art/Serenity-187992594

Inara sat in her shuttle sifting through the lists of potential clients. Relaxing on the large sofa, her bare feet dangling on the shag carpet. A single buzz at the door, "Come in... Hi Kaylee. Have a seat."
"Cap'n says you were looking for me." She plunked down in the sofa.
"Yes, we both have some time and I know you were wanting message therapy. So are you up for it?" Inara smirked playfully.
"Heck, yeah. I'd love too. I've got a few hours off now."
"I'll have you feeling like a whole new woman. Give me your feet." Inara motioned to Kaylee's boots.
Kaylee plunked her boots in Inara's lap, "Ooh sorry there kind of dirty."
"It's alright sweetie." Inara slowly tugged on the zipper and pulled the large black combat boots off leaving only Kaylee's soft pink socks. "We won't be needing these either," Inara pointed playfully pulling her socks slowly off leaving Kaylee's large soft dainty feet. "Your feet are so cute." Inara leaned back and grabbed the large basin filled with water and a small jar. "Put your feet in here and let them soak for awhile. These are my secret ingredients." Inara poured some powder in the basin. "I'm going to grab some items for the next step, just sit back and relax."
" Oooohhh," Kaylee wiggled her toes in the bath. "That feels great." She closed her eyes and just let her body go. Sometime passed Inara gently lifted one foot and placed it in her lap. She dragged a small white cloth up the arch of Kaylee's foot. "Hahhahahahahahahaha That hahaha it ha ah tickles." Inara didn't stop though.
"You should learn to relax more. You'll feel so relaxed." Inara took another pass with the cloth on Kaylee's foot.
"Hahmmm," Kaylee clenched her teeth, trying not to laugh. Inara wiggled the cloth between her toes, agonizingly slow, one toe at a time. "Heeheheehe Inara please hahah."
"Don't worry this foot's done. Lets see the other one." Inara grabbed her other foot and began wiping it as well, causing the same ticklish reactions. She made sure to take the same agonizing amount of time. "There. Now your feet are clean. Now we can begin the therapy." She grabbed the bottle of oil from the table rubbing a vigorous amount on Kaylee's soft soles.
"Not hahah there. Please hahaha not there hahaha." Inara rubbed her long fingers under Kaylee's toes, alternating ticklish pinches with meticulously long strokes. Her toes tried to wiggle away, the agony was unbearable, but It was surprisingly relaxing. She tried denying it but she couldn't. "There, hahahah right therhahahah."
" I see your enjoying this now. It's the side effects of the powders mixed with the oils. They make you a little sensitive. But every sensation travels through your body. Intensifying the pleasure. It can last for days." Inara smirked.
"Hahhah DAYS HAHAHA." Kaylee couldn't contemplate seconds let alone days. She could feel a tingle rising up her thighs. Inara rubbed Kaylee's long arches. Kaylee moaned with pleasure, "Oahhhahhahahhahah." Inara gave her a quick tickle.
" Well that’s the end of the massage. Now comes the difficult part."
"What's the difficult part." Kaylee could sense something was up.
"The oil if it's left on to long can cause some damage. But don't worry I'll make sure it comes of." Inara smiled her evil smile.
"Hahhahahhaha." Inara used a small soft scrub brush. Up and down Kaylee's long arches. Scrubbing small circles.
"It may take some time, but that oils coming off."
"Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhhahahaooaahahaha."
As the hours passed Kaylee eventually passed out. Inara placed a small kiss on her forehead. "Next time we'll have to do a full body massage, that should be fun." Inara went to bed with another pleased customer waiting for the next time she could get her hands on Kaylee's sexy body.

The End...for Now.

The Joss Whedon script for "Serenity", where Wash lives, is
Serenity-190pages.pdf at www.mediafire.com/two

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Thursday, December 2, 2010 6:10 PM

I know there is more ways to turn a crank than I ever want to know about...I think this is one of those I just didn't want to know about...

Talk about your proclivities all ya want, I just don't need the graphics, ughh... gonna go pour bleach in my brain and give it a good rinse, now.

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Friday, December 3, 2010 9:27 AM

http://knittedorange.deviantart.com/art/Firefly-anyone-187838147

The Joss Whedon script for Serenity, where Wash lives, is Serenity-190pages.pdf at www.mediafire.com/folder/1uwh75oa407q8/Firefly

Quote:
Originally posted by Wishimay:
I know there is more ways to turn a crank than I ever want to know about...I think this is one of those I just didn't want to know about...

Talk about your proclivities all ya want, I just don't need the graphics, ughh... gonna go pour bleach in my brain and give it a good rinse, now.

I'm such a naïf. I thought it was like wearing a Jayne hat: mildly eccentric behavior. And like Jayne hats, you can actually buy a custom made cartoon of whatever-celebrity-you-want getting tickled. Purchase a special gift for the friend with “special” needs: http://bigfootfantasies.deviantart.com/art/Christmas-Commission-Specia
l-187794547

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Friday, December 3, 2010 1:44 PM

Yes, but I wouldn't wanna be the recipient of the "eccentric behavior" and I seriously doubt Morena or Jewel would approve, either. Not only that but I don't think we want them thinkin' the flans are so so creepy that they need to start avoiding us, that would suck...If someone posted that about me I'd avoid them like the plague...

The difference between kinky and erotic is the difference between a feather and a chicken. One's OK in the bedroom, the other -not so much...I'm all for freedom of expression, and all, but If you are going to piss people off I suggest keeping it to yourself. Freaky and prude have to live together on this planet and it don't help to go pokin' at each other...There are much more worthy battles to fight.

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Friday, December 3, 2010 2:19 PM

AURAPTOR

America loves a winner!

That's only slightly less creepy than Furry fantasies....

" I do not love the bright sword for its sharpness, nor the arrow for its swiftness, nor the warrior for his glory. I love only that which they defend. "

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Friday, December 3, 2010 2:46 PM

The Joss Whedon script for Serenity, where Wash lives, is Serenity-190pages.pdf at www.mediafire.com/folder/1uwh75oa407q8/Firefly

Quote:
Originally posted by Wishimay:
Yes, but I wouldn't wanna be the recipient of the "eccentric behavior" and I seriously doubt Morena or Jewel would approve, either. Not only that but I don't think we want them thinkin' the flans are so so creepy that they need to start avoiding us, that would suck...If someone posted that about me I'd avoid them like the plague...

Does Adam Baldwin avoid Flans who wear Jayne Hats? No! Does he think they're out of their rutting minds? Probably, but he is too diplomatic to say so. Same with Morena or Jewel or Summer -- if Mr Bigfoot Fantasy asked for their autograph on one of his tickling cartoons of them, I sure they would graciously sign without cringing because they work in Hollywood. They know how to behave around weirdness.

Knitted Orange wrote about her Jayne Hats in the above picture. http://knittedorange.deviantart.com/art/Firefly-anyone-187838147
“Jayne hat I made. Let me know what you think. :3
I made two of them for friends last Christmas. I'm actually tempted to offer them as commissions. Is anyone interested?
I know cap'n loves that I posted this picture. x3
Jayne © firefly”
Hat knitted by:

The Joss Whedon script for "Serenity", where Wash lives, is
Serenity-190pages.pdf at www.mediafire.com/two

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Friday, December 3, 2010 2:55 PM

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Quote:
Originally posted by AURaptor:

That's only slightly less creepy than Furry fantasies....

Then you are going to really be disturbed by Captain Mal - Furry Version
By the way, that is a woman dressed up as Mal.

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Friday, December 3, 2010 4:33 PM

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Originally posted by two:
Does Adam Baldwin avoid Flans who wear Jayne Hats? No! Does he think they're out of their rutting minds? Probably, but he is too diplomatic to say so. Same with Morena or Jewel or Summer -- if Mr Bigfoot Fantasy asked for their autograph on one of his tickling cartoons of them, I sure they would graciously sign without cringing because they work in Hollywood.

They know how to behave around weirdness.

1. There is a BIG difference in being a hat wearer and in being the object of a fetish!
2.I'm sure you're not naive enough to think you could re-post this and not find some people who find it icky- I'm one of 'em.
3. While I recognize your right to be what you admit is "wierd" I recogize MY right to inform you of the distinct possibility that could be creepin' people out, which you are. You are not ever going to convince me extreme sexual fetishes are healthy...Most people who have these fetishes have the decency to post this stuff where as not to offend and where you are behaviorally reinforced- which is what is sought by posting such. So I ask, what is your intention in posting this?

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Friday, December 3, 2010 5:46 PM

CHRISISALL

In the seventies it was the Kirk/Spock lurve thang....

The laughing Chrisisall

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Friday, December 3, 2010 5:51 PM

Don't forget the Great Burt and Ernie Debacle. I was four when I asked mom what was up with them...

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Friday, December 3, 2010 5:57 PM

AURAPTOR

America loves a winner!

You had to revive the 'Mal' furry, didn't you?

bastard!

" I do not love the bright sword for its sharpness, nor the arrow for its swiftness, nor the warrior for his glory. I love only that which they defend. "

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Saturday, December 4, 2010 5:14 AM

The Joss Whedon script for Serenity, where Wash lives, is Serenity-190pages.pdf at www.mediafire.com/folder/1uwh75oa407q8/Firefly

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Originally posted by Wishimay:
2. I'm sure you're not naive enough to think you could re-post this and not find some people who find it icky- I'm one of 'em.

I smell false-outrage from WishIMay.

If Mr Bigfoot Fantasies' pictures are offensive than WishIMay should have started, long ago, a campaign condemning all episodes of Firefly. Don't stop with just condemning your imaginary sexual fetishes. Show your outrage at Joss Whedon! Joss wrote a crew where everyone has murdered, robbed, fornicated, or burgled. I forgot theft! These people are thieves. How can WishIMay watch Firefly without being morally offended?

Is WishIMay secretly a FOX executive behind the canceling of Firefly? We will never get truth from WishIMay, but I do know that WishIMay is that kind of blockhead. Leave America now, WishIMay, and never come back. Stay away from the Internet, too.

Note: WishIMay made lascivious comments on “Man arrested after ejaculating during TSA pat-down” www.fireflyfans.net/mthread.asp?b=18&t=46540#819389 I knew WishIMay was faking outrage.

The Joss Whedon script for "Serenity", where Wash lives, is
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Saturday, December 4, 2010 7:47 AM

1.I'm sorry you didn't get the response you were looking for...no need to go stalking people and having paranoid delusions.

2.I'm pretty sure YOU agree with everything you see on TV.....

3.Condescend much?

4.So every time someone on the internet doesn't agree with you, you tell them to leave the internet? How mature of you...

5.I am in no way outraged. Or false outraged. A wee bit grossed out and a little surprised at your taste and tact level, yeah...

I'm good and bored now. Have a nice day and a nice pedicure!

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Saturday, December 4, 2010 7:59 AM

The Joss Whedon script for Serenity, where Wash lives, is Serenity-190pages.pdf at www.mediafire.com/folder/1uwh75oa407q8/Firefly

WishIMay, you've got a past that doesn't look admirable: www.google.com/search?q="WISHIMAY"+site:fireflyfans.net

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Saturday, December 4, 2010 10:21 AM

3. While I recognize your right to be what you admit is "wierd" I recogize MY right to inform you of the distinct possibility that could be creepin' people out, which you are. You are not ever going to convince me extreme sexual fetishes are healthy...Most people who have these fetishes have the decency to post this stuff where as not to offend and where you are behaviorally reinforced- which is what is sought by posting such. So I ask, what is your intention in posting this?

Hi there!

Two just tends to post images in general without any real restrictions as to genre. Not because he's necessarily into any of these fetishes, but as a service to members of the community who are both firefly fans AND into that kinda stuff.

It's weird, strange, maybe a little TMI about people's fantasies and private life, sure. But kinda like when someone's snogging someone else in public, we have the option of looking the other way, and it's probably not so much kosher to walk up and ask them to stop.

So long as they aren't talking about actually harming someone (though the... interrogation fantasies with restraints are getting a little borderline) it all seems pretty harmless. If someone's personal stuff is offensive to you, then let it drop off the main page due to inactivity says I.

Really, I think the only place we can fairly draw the line here is non-con, pedophilia, vore, guro and other predatory (and illegal) stuff. And for sanity and sanitary reasons, I might have to argue against posting scat and body horror. :X For everything else, so long as any explicit pictures have a NSFW warning label in the thread title so they can be avoided, I don't see much of a problem. Foot fetish and furries really doesn't even register on the evil-o-meter.

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Saturday, December 4, 2010 10:48 AM

PHOENIXROSE

You think you know--what's to come, what you are. You haven't even begun.

Damn, is it really that creepy that someone has a thing for feet? I always thought that was one of the more tame and accepted fetishes. And, I mean, come on, how many close-ups of River's feet did Joss go out of his way to shoot? The show is bound to attract some people who are into footsie. Feet certainly don't offend me, even if I don't spend all my time thinking about them.

Just because something can't be explained doesn't mean it becomes yours.

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Saturday, December 4, 2010 3:25 PM

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Originally posted by PhoenixRose:
Feet certainly don't offend me, even if I don't spend all my time thinking about them.

Have any old relatives who can't reach their feet anymore but are too proud to pay people to do what they think they should be able to do? I have several, and believe me, feet are nasty. Borderline socially acceptable behavior doesn't make it any less gross, gag*

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Saturday, December 4, 2010 3:38 PM

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Originally posted by Bytemite:

Hi there!

Two just tends to post images in general without any real restrictions as to genre. Not because he's necessarily into any of these fetishes, but as a service to members of the community...

...It's weird, strange, maybe a little TMI...

THIS is a service to the community?? Can we just go back to serving virtual beverages?? That was a much nicer service...

TMI is right.
I'm not saying I'm all that shocked by fetishes, I just feel like I signed on here looking for warm fuzzies and got pedobear instead. Now if this was posted in RWED I probably wouldn't have blinked...

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Saturday, December 4, 2010 5:47 PM

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I just feel like I signed on here looking for warm fuzzies and got pedobear instead.

Ha, okay. :) Maybe we ought to come up with another warning phrase for thread topics. Something two could use. You know, like NSFW, only for things that probably technically are safe for work but could still be outside of non-kink comfort zones.

Something like "Furryfly! *possible TMI*" ?

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Saturday, December 4, 2010 6:01 PM

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Originally posted by Bytemite:
Something like "Furryfly! *possible TMI*"?

I'm down with that!

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Saturday, December 4, 2010 10:21 PM

LILI

Doing it backwards. Walking up the downslide.

Oh cry me a river, Alice. This is very simple: if you're that gorramn offended by feet, don't click on a thread with "feet fantasies" in the title. If you're going to grow more offended by the day and compare any and all fetishes to pedophilia, don't come back into such a thread and keep bumping it to the top. And possibly stay off the internet entirely. Rule #34 and all that. (You should also stay away from any "novelty" stores, at that. They may not be rule #34, but they can cater to footies. I'm sure you stay away from all such places anyway, but I thought I'd warn you just in case.) No one is forcing you to look at anything. This is not Clockwork Orange. Infinite choice lies in the ability to turn away. In short, quit your bitching.

This is harmless. More than that, it made me giggle. Didn't turn me on, but hey, different strokes.

Facts are stubborn things.

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Sunday, December 5, 2010 4:02 AM

The Joss Whedon script for Serenity, where Wash lives, is Serenity-190pages.pdf at www.mediafire.com/folder/1uwh75oa407q8/Firefly

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Originally posted by Bytemite:
Ha, okay. :) Maybe we ought to come up with another warning phrase for thread topics. Something two could use. You know, like NSFW, only for things that probably technically are safe for work but could still be outside of non-kink comfort zones.

Something like "Furryfly! *possible TMI*" ?

I'll use the new word Bytemite coined, Furryfly, for this very old post. Also NSFW & definitely TMI
www.fireflyfans.net/sunroomitem.asp?i=21471
There is no furry about Summer Glau's stunt double, but Olivia's feet are totally nude, which is unacceptable to WishIMay. It is like naked River sleeping in the cryonics box. I was shocked to see that much skin in an official 20th Century FOX publicity photo.

“What is that old post about?” asks WishIMay, who should not look because of my warning.
It so happened that several scenes were deleted from the teaser of “Our Mrs. Reynolds” by the film editor because the episode was running too long. Read the deleted screenplay pages that were filmed but never released on DVD or Blu-Ray. Because of that editing, “Our Mrs. Reynolds” seems to start very abruptly with a towboat being pulled by horses down a river. The deleted scenes explain how Firefly got on the river.

The Joss Whedon script for "Serenity", where Wash lives, is
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Sunday, December 5, 2010 7:00 AM

Well, the tag was supposed to be *possible TMI* and Furryfly was an example context in which it might be used, but okay.

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Sunday, December 5, 2010 12:21 PM

PHOENIXROSE

You think you know--what's to come, what you are. You haven't even begun.

Quote:
Originally posted by Wishimay:
Have any old relatives who can't reach their feet anymore but are too proud to pay people to do what they think they should be able to do? I have several, and believe me, feet are nasty.

Your conclusion is a little fallacious. Anything will become nasty when left untended.

Filthy dreadlocks with mold growing in them do not make me hate hair, or resent the fetishisation of long, clean, gleaming hair that exists throughout advertising. The hideously dirty, curling fingernails of the world-record holders for longest fingernails don't make me hate hands or nails, or make me think hand modeling is creepy. In the same vein, the untended feet of the elderly and infirm don't translate over to thinking all feet are nasty. The fascination or fetishisation of the young, pedicured feet of beautiful women holds more or less no relation to any neglected feet you may have encountered. I can't say I understand the source of your deep offendedness on this matter.

Just because something can't be explained doesn't mean it becomes yours.

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Monday, December 6, 2010 5:03 AM

ZEEK

Quote:
Originally posted by Bytemite:
For everything else, so long as any explicit pictures have a NSFW warning label in the thread title so they can be avoided, I don't see much of a problem.

So, you have a problem with this thread? Since Two posted a pic of a topless anime girl with tentacles attacking her. That should at least get him a warning if not an outright ban IMO. Go back and look at that collage. Actually don't. It should be removed.

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Monday, December 6, 2010 5:50 AM

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So, you have a problem with this thread? Since Two posted a pic of a topless anime girl with tentacles attacking her.

Uh... Wow, okay, no, I didn't see that. And I'm kinda glad I didn't.

Since it appears to have been a collage of the work by the artist two posted in the first place, my guess is it's not so much tentacles but restraints, but that gets into that whole non-con thing I was talking about. The second picture two posted, the interrogation, is definitely quite a bit more disturbing than the first picture. And if there really was anything like you describe, which I can't verify, that's a whole 'nother level.

Although, honestly, on one hand I really can't understand why people can get kicks from extremely stylized and anatomically incorrect drawings, whether they're cartoon characters or the fictional counterparts of real people. On the other hand, this also makes me wonder why these pictures are offensive and weird. I'll agree with you they probably are, but whatever this is, this is still pretty far away from a worst case scenario, which in my mind would be actual photographic or visual evidence of non-con or other predatory fetishes.

So to answer your question, no, it shouldn't be taken down, but if there really was tentacle hentai artwork, this thread is very much NSFW and should be labeled as such.

If two was posting and distributing real-life non-con content and evidence of other sexually explicit, predatory, and illegal crimes, then we could say he is an accomplice to the crime, and not only take down the stuff and ban him, we should probably also report him. If someone was photoshopping photographs or screenshots of celebrities and other real people in compromising positions, we might have to ask some serious questions about whether the artist is a dangerous individual with any possibility of acting out his disturbing fantasies, and respond accordingly.

But drawings? Unpleasant though the drawings may be, I really have to ask why I should care. My life has not been ruined by glancing over a collage that just happened to have tentacle hentai that I didn't even notice, and unless the drawing was inspired by real life, no one was harmed in the creation of the image. If I had noticed, I concede I would be bothered, but a NSFW tag can readily handle that problem. Beyond that I'm not sure why it's any of my business or why I should crusade against cartoony internet Rule 34.

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Monday, December 6, 2010 6:14 AM

ZEEK

I guess I don't see the point of having NSFW content on a Firefly fan board. It's not even close to the theme here. I don't even see the need for adult language but that doesn't bother me personally. There are plenty of sites on the internet that deal with NSFW content. I'm sure no one is having a hard time finding them if that's what they're into.

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Monday, December 6, 2010 6:34 AM