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Originally posted by greenka61:
I am just guessing here that Jayne got around to stealing Mr. Universe's sexbot at the end of the BDM. Just seems like a terrible thing to waste, and such.

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Originally posted by AURaptor:...
I'd have to think that Mr. Universe would have all sorts of crafty little safety features which would render her useless, for what Jayne would have in mind.

Even if he ...well, of course HE would. He's Jayne.

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Originally posted by Toadsmoothy:
I wonder, does this mechanical piece of wonderful have a name? He could call her Kaylee! hahaha ...(now that all the girls here have just launched their lunch).

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Originally posted by Mutt999:

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Her name was Lenore. I like to think she respectfully deactivated and buried with Mr. U.

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Well, I hope no one "deactivates" MY wife after I'm gone, and certainly that she doesn't deactivate herself! That too would be a terrible waste. :)

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Originally posted by AURaptor:
Toad -

A few things.

"I'm" not the one scandalized, but from what I've seen of Mal and Zoe... it seems that they'd have something to say.

And if Jayne wants to bring 'another' bot in, that'd be one thing, but not Mr U's. Lenore meant something to him, and he being their friend, or acquaintance at the very least... it just doesn't seem as if they'd go for that sort of thing.. They DID bury him, after all.

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Yeah,you're probably right. Although I'm not sure either of them would be able to put their objections into words. After all, it was just a machine, not that different than if Jayne lifted one of Mr. U's computers. I don't imagine Mr. U loved his love-bot much more than any of his other equipment. But Mal would probably have found the notion of bringing it on board a bit "creepifying."

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As for Jayne, he may not care, one way or another. Or he may have reservations about getting intimate w/ a toaster. that could go either way. I mean, think about it. Lenore is a sophisticated piece of equipment. Does she self clean ? And who does sexbot repairs ? You think Kaylee would tinker w/ ...well, yeah, now that I think about it, she might.... which would give Jayne all manner of great ideas.

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hahaha Yeah, I can see that. "Hey Kaylee! This gizmo fell outta Love-bot. D'you think you could fix 'er?" hahaha Of course, Kaylee might just cobble up a boy-whore adapter for love-bot and hump her herself! hahaha After all, Kaylee admits to having sex with other, unspecified, battery operated devices! haha

As far as the other, I doubt that Vera or any of his other guns self-clean. No, like a gun or any other machine, he would have to periodically disassemble and clean her.

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Originally posted by AURaptor:


Or he may have reservations about getting intimate w/ a toaster.

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I'm" not the one scandalized, but from what I've seen of Mal and Zoe... it seems that they'd have something to say.

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Lenore is a sophisticated piece of equipment.

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Anyway, the whole thing would be moot if Mal says no to the sexbot idea, and we all know, it's Mal's ship.

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Originally posted by piratenews:
Sexbots can become members of the crew, spew funny lines and have lots of kinky sex. Joss said so.

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Originally posted by greenka61:

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Only if they knew about it. With all the repair work happening on the ship between the end of the Reavers and liftoff, Jayne would have plenty of time to go stealing stuff and plenty of time to smuggle it to his cabin. And if he weren't taking advantage of Lenore himself, he'd sure be thinking about how much money he could make selling her at the next big port of call.

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Originally posted by Toadsmoothy:

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Originally posted by greenka61:

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You do realize that every disparaging remark you guys make about Jayne just makes me love and want to defend him all the more. ;)

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Excellent points, greenka61.

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Thank you. Call me Green.

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And with Zoe grieving and Mal occupied w/ repairing Serenity, I can see Jayne taking an extra trip, late at night, to secure the 'bot.

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He'd have no problem putting her in a crate and getting her on board via the mule. And if the others wondered where she'd gone to, he could always blame those Alliance soldiers.


Cheers.

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Originally posted by greenka61:...
I didn't think I was disparaging Jayne....just thinking like him. He's so much fun.

Cheers.

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Originally posted by Lemming:
New audio drama segment "Shipworks" on The Signal podcast in part explores what happens to Lenore Universe after Serenity - and no it doesn't involve Jayne :-)

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Originally posted by MCS0083:
In Fallout: New Vegas, Mr. House's sex robot was named Jane. Just thought that was weird lol

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Originally posted by MCS0083:
LOL And he would too! I love the Downtime comic where Simon tells him he has a STD!

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Originally posted by MCS0083:
In Fallout: New Vegas, Mr. House's sex robot was named Jane. Just thought that was weird lol

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Originally posted by VeraSamuels:
This possibility has already been discussed, even with Adam Baldwin and Nectar Rose :-)

Nectar seemed to think that this was a reasonable temporary next step for Lenore!

Devout Keeper of Jayne's Lunchbox

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Originally posted by two:...Oddly enough, a well-rated movie with a Lenore doll has already been made. It is PG-13 (for some sex-related content). Ninety-nine out of a hundred actors would have (rightly) turned down this role, suspecting it to be a minefield of bad laughs. Here is the review for "Lars and the Real Girl"...

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