CAPTION TIGHTPANTS: AIM TO MISBEHAVE #28 by TenthCrewMember

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CAPTION TIGHTPANTS: AIM TO MISBEHAVE #28

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UPDATED: Monday, February 14, 2011 01:09
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Thursday, February 3, 2011 10:45 PM

Could you please just make it stranger? Stranger. Odder. Could be weirder. More bizarre. How about uncanny?

Shiny! We have a winner!

A repeat winner at that! Looks like MENDUR's humor is on a roll! Can you three-peat, MENDUR? Can the rest of you stop MENDUR? Can I stop asking questions and get on with this?

Yes, yes I can...take a gander at last round's winner!

Congrats MENDUR! A close vote, but you won! Time to give this round's entry your best, and join the elite club of three-peaters out there! Wash and Zoe share a tender moment for your captioning pleasure!

WASH:Seriously, Kaylee's "twixt fix" was at least...THIS big...must've used 5 or 6 batteries.
ZOE: Remind me again, dear husband, how you know this?

Okay, that was weak, so all you warrior women (and men) out there, don your captioning hats and get to it!!!

BWAH!

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Friday, February 4, 2011 1:13 AM

SHEPHERD_RICK

"You don't fix faith, River. It fixes you."

Quote:
Originally posted by TenthCrewMember:

WASH:Seriously, Kaylee's "twixt fix" was at least...THIS big...must've used 5 or 6 batteries.
ZOE: Remind me again, dear husband, how you know this?

Wash: Cap'n said Beagles, honey. About this big. Smallish droppings.

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Friday, February 4, 2011 2:56 AM

MUTT999

Gratz Mendur!

Wash: "And with bao, you knead the dough till...."
Zoe (thinking): "Is that a butterfly over there?"

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Friday, February 4, 2011 4:53 AM

MENDUR

Thanks, guys.

Nothing amazing is coming to me, yet. Here's a little quick shot.

Wash (singing): I like big butts and I cannot lie....
Zoe: You can stop talking, now, dear.

The Codex Menduri: http://mendur.blogspot.com

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Friday, February 4, 2011 7:42 AM

TENTHCREWMEMBER

Could you please just make it stranger? Stranger. Odder. Could be weirder. More bizarre. How about uncanny?

WASH: So that's when I told Commander Harken "...and right where her legs meet her back, actually that whole area..."
ZOE: It's lucky for you you're ambidextrous, honey. Mmmhmm...

BWAH!

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Friday, February 4, 2011 4:10 PM

FLORALBUNNY

GRATZ, MENDUR!!

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WASH: ...and then I'm gonna take both hands and -- are you listening?
ZOE: MmmmHM. And scouting out a spot where we can try that...

bun

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Friday, February 4, 2011 6:15 PM

THEHAPPYTRADER

Wash: I'm telling you, I can fly without even holding the wheel, just by Miming it. I think I'm a Jedi!

Zeo: Mmmmhmmmmm...

Wash: I'ma try it from here...

(reference pic below)

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Friday, February 4, 2011 8:05 PM

DMAANLILEILTT

Wash and Zoe during their courting days:

Wash: I swear, on a good day, it's THIS big!

"I really am ruggedly handsome, aren't I?"

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Friday, February 4, 2011 9:12 PM

TENTHCREWMEMBER

Could you please just make it stranger? Stranger. Odder. Could be weirder. More bizarre. How about uncanny?

Quote:

Wash: I'm telling you, I can fly without even holding the wheel, just by Miming it. I think I'm a Jedi!

Zeo: Mmmmhmmmmm...

Wash: I'ma try it from here...

(reference pic below)

Heh! That was a classic moment. :)

BWAH!

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Friday, February 4, 2011 9:15 PM

TENTHCREWMEMBER

Could you please just make it stranger? Stranger. Odder. Could be weirder. More bizarre. How about uncanny?

Wash's attempt to pantomime dinosaur love poetry was falling on deaf eyes.

BWAH!

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Saturday, February 5, 2011 6:50 AM

MUTT999

Wash: "And this is a model I made of Wonder Woman's jet."
Zoe: "I'm not seeing it."
Wash: "Exactly!"

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Saturday, February 5, 2011 2:47 PM

GREENKA61

Quote:

Wash's tales of thrilling adventures in fry cookery was not quite the foreplay Zoe had hoped for.

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Saturday, February 5, 2011 2:55 PM

MUTT999

Quote:
Originally posted by greenka61:

Wash's tales of thrilling adventures in fry cookery was not quite the foreplay Zoe had hoped for.

LOL!

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Saturday, February 5, 2011 6:39 PM

FLORALBUNNY

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WASH: I promised not to stop for beers with the boys, right? So they took us to a taffy-pull. Big, big wads they handed out.
ZOE: MMMMmmmHmmm. And you ate it? Didn't bring any back?

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WASH: Now your gosling can be juggled until it gets about this big, which is into the goose-size frame of reference, and includes a lot of pretty hard biting.
ZOE (to self): Listen to the man skate.
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bun
my year!

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Thursday, February 10, 2011 2:52 PM

FLORALBUNNY

Bumpity bump

bun

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Thursday, February 10, 2011 3:39 PM

MISSTRESSAHARA

WASH:Those goslings I told you about, there was one the size of Jaynes head. Seriously it was huge.

ZOE:Hmmhmph, yes, I'm sure there was dear.

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~~~~If I'm a bitch, life just got interesting.~~~~~

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Thursday, February 10, 2011 10:26 PM

TENTHCREWMEMBER

Could you please just make it stranger? Stranger. Odder. Could be weirder. More bizarre. How about uncanny?

Quote:
Originally posted by Mutt999:
Quote:
Originally posted by greenka61:

Wash's tales of thrilling adventures in fry cookery was not quite the foreplay Zoe had hoped for.

LOL!

Nice one!

A few more days, then voting. Sunday I'm thinking.
Get those captions cranking! Last chance!!! Well, until next week.

Alan: ...so I took the big red button and---you've heard this one haven't you?
Gina: Only twice.

BWAH!

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Monday, February 14, 2011 1:09 AM

TENTHCREWMEMBER

Could you please just make it stranger? Stranger. Odder. Could be weirder. More bizarre. How about uncanny?

Do any of you Tightpantsers out there know what time it is???!?!!?

THAT'S RIGHT!
IT'S VOTING TIME!!

http://vote.sparklit.com/web_poll.spark/1124604

Remember you can vote for TWO entries (but you can vote for ONE like a ruttin' purplebelly if you choose...)

BWAH!

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