CAPTION TIGHTPANTS: AIM TO MISBEHAVE #30 by TenthCrewMember

Could you please just make it stranger? Stranger. Odder. Could be weirder. More bizarre. How about uncanny?

Another round in the bank, and another great entry!
I think this is a first victory, am I right?
Congrats to MALACHITE for the convincingly shiny caption!

Now on to a more (or less) glorious moment from the episode, The Message, borrowed from The Other Shiny Caption Game because I like it so much...seems Jayne has some cash on hand...

JAYNE: Yer right, ain't no sad seven...this is like...a sickly six...thought my cut was ten?
MAL: 'Tis! Minus the cost of your food and rent of course. You eat like there ain't no tomorrow and you got way more bunk than a man who grabs his own weapon needs...

Yeah, I'm probably trying too hard, but I like leading with a softball entry so you can knock it out of the park!
Caption on, Tightpantsers!

BWAH!

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Saturday, March 12, 2011 6:58 PM

What happened to the rest of the entries?

But here's one from me.

JATNE: Earth-That-Was import! Finest eelskin! I'd gladly go into detail but we know this is a family show. All's I can say is "Treat it right and it'll be with you forever."

bun

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Saturday, March 12, 2011 7:49 PM

Could you please just make it stranger? Stranger. Odder. Could be weirder. More bizarre. How about uncanny?

Quote:
Originally posted by FloralBunny:

What happened to the rest of the entries?

Dowhubbaboutwho?

Anyway...

JAYNE: Shake it, baby!
MAL: I'm thinking not.

BWAH!

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Monday, March 14, 2011 4:11 AM

MALACHITE

Thanks all!

As far as floralbun's question about where the other entries for the current caption game are, I think they are on a different thread: http://www.fireflyfans.net/mthread.asp?b=8&t=47747

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Monday, March 14, 2011 7:04 AM

MALACHITE

Thanks for prettifying my caption entry! Yes, this is my first victory, and possibly my first entry. Normally, I just lurk for all the caption games, because all the entries are usually funnier than I could come up with. For this one, their hand positions amused me because they all pointed to the relavant anatomy: Kaylee's is low in front, Zoe's is at her belly (like a pregnancy) and Simon's was behind his back (over his anal retentive rear).

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Monday, March 14, 2011 7:23 AM

Could you please just make it stranger? Stranger. Odder. Could be weirder. More bizarre. How about uncanny?

Quote:
Originally posted by Malachite:
Thanks for prettifying my caption entry! Yes, this is my first victory, and possibly my first entry. Normally, I just lurk for all the caption games, because all the entries are usually funnier than I could come up with. For this one, their hand positions amused me because they all pointed to the relavant anatomy: Kaylee's is low in front, Zoe's is at her belly (like a pregnancy) and Simon's was behind his back (over his anal retentive rear).

It's what I do. ;)

And hey, it was a jing zi entry! A well deserved victory, of a very challenging image, in the true fashion of Tightpantsing!

Hopefully we will see more in the future from you, but if not, feel free to lurk and vote as always! We love having you aboard our game!

Stay Shiny!
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Monday, March 14, 2011 3:15 PM

-------cosmic snip------EMP-----CME--------
"....they all pointed to the relavant anatomy: Kaylee's is low in front, Zoe's is at her belly (like a pregnancy) and Simon's was behind his back (over his anal retentive rear).

It's what I do. ;)"

-------wormhole-----black hole---rim shot------
~bleep bleep blorp bloop blimp bibbety bobbety boo~
Still trying to make sense of TCM's latest effusion about what he does - - heee - -

HUGE CONGRATS TO MALACHITE (one of my favorite precious stones) for the big wiener - - and a beginner's-lucky-one as well. I predict great success now that the virtual deflowering has taken place.
An extra tot of Mudder's for you, me hearty, and an ice-planet of your choice, as long as it's Randy Mirandy or Chubby Hubby.

bun
memo: MUST re-supply!

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Monday, March 14, 2011 9:42 PM

Could you please just make it stranger? Stranger. Odder. Could be weirder. More bizarre. How about uncanny?

Quote:
Originally posted by FloralBunny:

It's what I do. ;)"

-------wormhole-----black hole---rim shot------
~bleep bleep blorp bloop blimp bibbety bobbety boo~
Still trying to make sense of TCM's latest effusion about what he does - - heee - -

I was referring to the prettification of the captionation (what? it's a word!...now...) of the pontification of my Tightpantsers ruminations and edification (uh, sure) of the visualizations I have provided for modification.

However, you are free to let your mind wander as to otherwise (I've probably done it, thought about doing it, or got someone to do it...*WEG*)

I now need to take my poetical self back to school work...but y'all can keep captioning!

BWAH!

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Monday, March 14, 2011 10:13 PM

Could you please just make it stranger? Stranger. Odder. Could be weirder. More bizarre. How about uncanny?

JAYNE: Hey, Mal, check it out! I got paid cashy money for being in The Other Shiny Caption Game!
MAL: Jayne, you realize that is Monopoly money, sometimes called a Canadian Dollar, right?
JAYNE: Uh, yeah, I was just, uh, making a joke, like, y'know, if someone took a picture of us right now and, uh, then wanted to, uh, y'know, caption it?

BWAH!

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Tuesday, March 15, 2011 6:29 AM

The bright angel on JAYNE'S right shoulder advised him to splash his new-found Alliance money on a nutritious breakfast for two; the surreptitious devil on his left campaigned hard for a Sterno binge.

bun

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Tuesday, March 15, 2011 8:00 PM

Could you please just make it stranger? Stranger. Odder. Could be weirder. More bizarre. How about uncanny?

JAYNE: This here is all the green I need for Saint Jayne's Day.
MAL: There is NO St. Jayne Day.
JAYNE: Is so now! Shepherd blessed me a Saint a few caption games back...

BWAH!

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Thursday, March 17, 2011 11:16 AM

RETRY...

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TCM (who is apparently in some sort of caption recursion mode this week)
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~/snip~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Curse or re-curse, TCM, ya prolly gonna get bleeped and hiated at the least, if not outright relieved of duty, as we have seen recently to our somewhat mixed sorrow.

With that off my florally tatted chest I offer the following (provided it in't re-eated by Haken the Hungry) as a bumper-upper:

JAYNE: Guaran-darn-teed authentic ancient Koo-Ban, surreptitiously liberated from an official Ariel U. dig and carbon-dated by same, certificate available right here in my other hand. Plumped gently in the custom humidor right here in my other hand and available for a nominal fee, this treasure will eventually reward your patience in the setting of your choice.

bun
yes, you set fire to it.
Well, durnit, there's SPIT in those things.

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Thursday, March 17, 2011 1:55 PM

Mal: What did I tell you last time? She's still not to be bought. Nor bartered, not borrowed or lent.

OR

Mal: Well, my days of not taking you seriously are still at the middle.

No power in the 'verse can stop me!

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Friday, March 18, 2011 7:27 AM

Could you please just make it stranger? Stranger. Odder. Could be weirder. More bizarre. How about uncanny?

JAYNE: Hey, I'll pitch in for gas if we can swing back past the Heart o' Gold ranch!

OR

MAL: Seriously, Jayne, we didn't order a dead guy, and no you can't rent him...I don't even want to think about the whys here...just...no.

BWAH!

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Saturday, March 19, 2011 6:41 AM

What it really is?
It's the answer to this week's Car Talk puzzle.
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JAYNE: While you and Badger were stuffing your faces and making double entendres I was swiping the little dee-vice that holds Badger's apple-peeler down. How much for it?
MAL: Heck with that, I'm taking you right back to the ship and having you say that to Wash, but not until I've placed a modest wager. Or seven.

bun

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Saturday, March 19, 2011 7:05 AM

Could you please just make it stranger? Stranger. Odder. Could be weirder. More bizarre. How about uncanny?

ADAM: So, can I go in on this "Buy Firefly" deal?

BWAH!

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Saturday, March 19, 2011 1:02 PM

Cruel, TCM. Simply just cruel.
STOP SCARING NATHAN!!
I will make you sorry.
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JAYNE: No kidding, you plaster this across your nose and leave it on all night. No more snoring to p/o your bed-buddy, and in the morning when you peel it off there're all these little hard things stuck to it -- flick 'em in people's scrambled eggs 'n' whatnot. Liven up breakfast on a gloomy day out in the Black, ya know?

bun

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Sunday, March 20, 2011 12:24 PM

http://www.fireflyfans.net/mthread.asp?b=2&t=47825

bun
heh

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Monday, March 21, 2011 6:45 PM

"Captionation" okay, maybe probably.
"Caponification" not, where Our Bunky Boy is involved.
Must.
Read.
Carefully.

bun
resisting "edification" for reasons you'll surely come to understand after a period of contemplation.
You do know, surely, that there was no rumination at the inn.

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Tuesday, March 22, 2011 5:33 PM

PDCHARLES

What happened? He see your face?

Jayne: You got 'nother one? This ones too wrinkly for the Oatey Bar Machine.

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Tuesday, March 22, 2011 7:27 PM

Jayne: So how much is it gonna cost me to win this here contest?

No power in the 'verse can stop me!

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Tuesday, March 22, 2011 7:58 PM

Could you please just make it stranger? Stranger. Odder. Could be weirder. More bizarre. How about uncanny?

Quote:
Originally posted by pdcharles:

Jayne: You got 'nother one? This ones too wrinkly for the Oatey Bar Machine.

Shiny. I was beginning to wonder if folks had forgotten the game! I didn't think this round was particularly tough...but maybe it is? *shrugs*

JAYNE: Now this here is a gen-you-ine Earth-that-was dollar bill that I bought for just $10!
MAL: So...what you're tellin' me is that you paid ten bucks for a dollar you can't spend?
JAYNE: No! Yes. I mean...this here is a collecti--gorrammit. It says "Made in Jiangyn"...hey! Sell you a replica Earth-that-was dollar for $10?
MAL: My days of takin' you seriously have certainly fallen to a lower middle...almost upper low you might say.

and on that note...get your submissions in by Friday folks! Voting will begin on Saturday!

BWAH!

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Wednesday, March 23, 2011 9:51 AM

Roffle, bobsc

There's a heavy whiff of something here:
How about
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Adam: WHO'S ON FIRST?
Nathan: You are, jackass - - didn't you look at the script?
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JAYNE: Fanbelt - - you show it to the driver and tell him it's out of his mule - - then you sell him a new one.

bun
longtime lover of the Trailing Arbutus

Bun
Earth Hour is coming!
March 26, 2011, 8:30-9:30PM your local time, turn outside lights down to minimum safety levels and consider how you can make it permanent.
I will bore you to death with this for the next few days.
Please remember that "in season" our little fireflies need darkness so they can find each other for the purpose of propagating their species, and that humans as a species make an unhealthy amount of light. Turn ‘em off and snuggle up!

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Saturday, March 26, 2011 9:16 AM

Jayne: How much do I gotta pay to bump this here thread?

No power in the 'verse can stop me!

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Monday, March 28, 2011 6:34 AM

more bump

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Monday, March 28, 2011 6:48 AM

MENDUR

Jayne: Hey, Mal! Some guy gave me this and all he wants is five minutes
alone with that dead guy you ordered. I guess you're smarter than I thought.
Mal: I wish I could say the same.

The Codex Menduri: http://mendur.blogspot.com

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Monday, March 28, 2011 9:43 PM

Could you please just make it stranger? Stranger. Odder. Could be weirder. More bizarre. How about uncanny?

Wow...a caption as a long as your name there BOOKONBOARDSYSTEMCOMPUTER!! Funny nonetheless, as I can see that actually going down between them!

Anyway, it's VOTING TIME!
(sorry for the delay)

http://vote.sparklit.com/web_poll.spark/1125991

BWAH!

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Monday, March 28, 2011 10:25 PM

INVADERCHAT

Gorramit! Spent so long trying to think of one that I missed it! :P Ah well.

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Tuesday, March 29, 2011 7:16 AM

Could you please just make it stranger? Stranger. Odder. Could be weirder. More bizarre. How about uncanny?

Quote:
Originally posted by InvaderChat:
Gorramit! Spent so long trying to think of one that I missed it! :P Ah well.

Well, hey, just because voting is already going, doesn't mean you can't still throw in your two cents! Funny is funny, even if it's late (can't get you in the voting, but you'll make your fellow 'Coats laugh!)

MAL: Bribing me won't get you into the voting, Jayne. Besides "I want my two dollars!" just isn't funny anymore after 500 years.
JAYNE: Well, go se.

BWAH!

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Friday, April 1, 2011 9:24 PM

Could you please just make it stranger? Stranger. Odder. Could be weirder. More bizarre. How about uncanny?

Did you vote yet?

Today's the last day! Vote now!
New CT coming sunday, SUNday, SUNDAY!!!

BWAH!

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Sunday, April 3, 2011 1:13 PM

ump-bay

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Sunday, April 3, 2011 10:41 PM

Could you please just make it stranger? Stranger. Odder. Could be weirder. More bizarre. How about uncanny?

If there was a poster child for "never goes smooth", I'd be it. Rutting rolling brownouts (hey, brown is supposed to be good! grr!) fried my longest(and most expensive) ethernet cable. I have a back up, but it's now hanging right through the middle of my room in order to reach! Thus, there's gonna be a slight delay of a day or two before I can pull up my Tightpants and get us into the next round. I appreciate your patience, gang! You're the best!

BWAH!

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Monday, April 4, 2011 3:37 PM

So in other words your room looks like Serenity's engine room, cables all over the place. I blame the space monkeys!

No power in the 'verse can stop me!

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Monday, April 4, 2011 6:00 PM

Could you please just make it stranger? Stranger. Odder. Could be weirder. More bizarre. How about uncanny?

Quote:
Originally posted by Ryce:
So in other words your room looks like Serenity's engine room, cables all over the place. I blame the space monkeys!

No power in the 'verse can stop me!

Somethin' like that! :)

Will be posting the winner and new CT tomorrow!

BWAH!

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Wednesday, April 6, 2011 9:22 AM