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Originally posted by HowardRoarkLaughed:
There is an effort to bring this crew to the big screen and we need to support it through DVD sales.

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Originally posted by Jillfox22:
Huge Red Dwarf fan here. I own seasons 1-4 on DVD and are waiting patiently for season 5. Although they don't seem in a hurry to release it.

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Originally posted by Outsider
Red Dwarf V is being released (in the UK, at least) on November 8th. Series 6 is due to follow sometime in February 2005.

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I also have autographs from Danny John-Jules, Craig Charles, Robert Llewellyn and Norman Lovett (Holly I)

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Originally posted by BlueSunWorshipper:
Greetings, I've been a 'Scaper, a Browncoat and a Smeghead since day one. Can anybody ELSE here say that? :)

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Originally posted by BlueSunWorshipper:
Greetings,

I've been a 'Scaper, a Browncoat and a Smeghead since day one. Can anybody ELSE here say that? :)

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Originally posted by BlueSunWorshipper:
Greetings,

I've been a 'Scaper, a Browncoat and a Smeghead since day one. Can anybody ELSE here say that? :)

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Originally posted by Outsider:

"The time for talking is over. Now call it extreme if you like, but I propose we hit it hard, and we hit it fast, with a major - and I mean MAJOR - leaflet campaign." Rimmer.

"Um, I think we're all beginning to lose sight of the real issue here, which is "What are we going to call ourselves?" And I think it comes down to a choice between The League Against Salivating Monsters or my own personal preference, which is The Committee for the Liberation and Integration of Terrifying Organisms and their Rehabilitation Into Society. Um, one drawback with that... the abbreviation is C.L.I.T.O.R.I.S." Rimmer. Again.

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Originally posted by Mallika:

Thank goodness for PBS.

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Originally posted by MdnightRadio7L:
Anyone ever seen the smeg ups/smeg outs tapes? Oh man. I thought I'd never find anything funnier than Red Dwarf itself... and then I found Red Dwarf's blooper reels. Definitely worth checking out. :-)

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It's cold outside, there's no kind of atmosphere.
I'm all alone, more or less.
Let me fly, far away from here.
Fun, fun, fun in the sun, sun, sun.


I want to lie shipwrecked and comotose,
Drinking fresh mango juice,
Goldfish shoals nibbling at my toes.
Fun, fun, fun in the sun, sun, sun
Fun, fun, fun in the sun, sun, sun.

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Originally posted by BlueSunWorshipper:
Kryten - (Regarding the Inquisitor, a time-travelling robot set on eliminating those who have not lived a worthy life.) "He prunes away the wastrels, and deletes the worthless."

Rimmer - "We're in big trouble."

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Originally posted by Outsider:
Seeing as I'm in a Red Dwarf-quoting mood, here's a couple of my favourite gems from the series

RIMMER: Those kind of films really irritate me. Just not realistic. There isn't a man in the universe who wouldn't have taken the job and to hell with the woman. Total baloney.
LISTER: Rimmer, you said that about "King of Kings: The Story of Jesus"!
RIMMER: Well, it's true! A simple carpenter's son who learns how to do magic tricks like that and doesn't go into show-business? Do any of us believe that, even for a second?
LISTER: He was supposed to be the Son of God.
RIMMER: And when he was carrying that cross up the hill, any normal realistic bloke would have mule-kicked the guy on the left, clobbered the one on the right, and been over that green hill and far away before you could say "Pontius Pilate."
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KRYTEN: They've taken Mr. Rimmer. Sir! They've taken Mr. Rimmer!
CAT: Quick, let's get out of here before they bring him back!
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RIMMER: Look, I'm not much good at big speeches, and I know I haven't always been an easy guy to get on with. And I know that, given the choice, I probably wouldn't have chosen you as friends. But I just want to say that over the years I have come to regard you as... people... I met.
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LISTER: I dunno though. This wooden horse of Troy malarkey, I'm not buyin' that.
RIMMER: It's one of the most famous military maneuvers in history!
LISTER: I mean, the Greeks have been camped outside Troy, kerpowing, zapping, and kersplatting the Trojans for the best part of a decade, yeah?
RIMMER: So?
LISTER: So all of a sudden they wake up one mornin' and the Greeks have gone. And there outside the city walls they've left this gift; this tribute to their valiant foes: a huge wooden horse, just large enough to happily contain 500 Greeks in full battle dress and still leave adequate room for toilet facilities? Are you telling me not one Trojan goes, "Hang on a minute, that's a bit of a funny prezzy. What's wrong with a couple hundred pairs of socks and some aftershave?" No, they don't - they just wheel it in and all decide to go for an early night! People that stupid deserve to be kerpowed, zapped and kersplatted in their beds! You know what the big joke is? From this particular phase in history we derived the phrase "Beware of Greeks bearing gifts", when it would be much more logical to derive the phrase, "Beware of Trojans, they're complete smegheads!"
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LISTER: Cat?
CAT: Mmm?
LISTER: Y'ever see the Flintstones?
CAT: Sure!
LISTER: D'ya think Wilma's sexy?
CAT: Wilma Flintstone?
LISTER: Maybe we've been alone in deep space too long, but every time I see that show, her body drives me crazy. Is it me?
CAT: I think in all probability, Wilma Flintstone is the most desirable woman who ever lived.
LISTER: That's good. I thought I was goin' strange.
CAT: She's incredible!
LISTER: What d'ya think of Betty?
CAT: Betty Rubble? (Pause) Well, I would go with Betty... but I'd be thinking of Wilma.
LISTER: This is crazy. Why are we talking about going to bed with Wilma Flintstone?
CAT: You're right. We're nuts. This is an insane conversation.
[one of the best timed pauses in comedy history]
LISTER: She'll never leave Fred and we know it.

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Originally posted by BlueSunWorshipper:
The last one, I remember the sequence well...it's probably the single best bit of dialogue from ANY season, but I can't remember the particular episode. I think it's from "Bodyswap", but I know it's from the third or fourth season.

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Originally posted by BlueSunWorshipper:

"Backwards" it is. What a classic THAT episode was. Brilliant.

- T

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Originally posted by BlueSunWorshipper:
Greetings,

I've been a 'Scaper, a Browncoat and a Smeghead since day one. Can anybody ELSE here say that? :)

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Originally posted by SerenityValley:

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It's cold outside, there's no kind of atmosphere.
I'm all alone, more or less.
Let me fly, far away from here.
Fun, fun, fun in the sun, sun, sun.


I want to lie shipwrecked and comotose,
Drinking fresh mango juice,
Goldfish shoals nibbling at my toes.
Fun, fun, fun in the sun, sun, sun
Fun, fun, fun in the sun, sun, sun.

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There's another verse that they don't play on the show, but it's on the soundtrack.

I'll pack my bags and head into hyperspace
Velocity at time-warp speed
Spend my days in ultra violet rays
Fun fun fun in the sun sun sun

We're locked on a course straight through the universe
You and me and the galaxy
Reached this stage, this hyperactive age
Fun fun fun in the sun sun sun
Fun fun fun in the sun sun sun

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Anyway, yeah, the Smeg ups/outs are hi-larious, but has anyone seen that cooking show thing that's on one of the DVDs? That had me laughing to tears! It's called "Can't Cook Won't Cook" and it has the actors on it, but they're playing their characters, except Cat isn't Cat. He's Dwayne Dibbly.

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