Re: PSA Swamp Ass=Solution by Bup

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Re: PSA Swamp Ass=Solution

POSTED BY: BUP
UPDATED: Thursday, August 18, 2011 01:45
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Wednesday, August 17, 2011 2:42 AM

No more running. I aim to misbehave.

Solutions for resolving Swamp Ass:
Provided the gamer has a girlfriend or wife.

1. Get gamers attention. With a really bad case of Swamp Ass it shouldn't be too difficult. He needs to move his eyes eventually. Show some skin. Tell him you are taking a shower, you need help washing your back.
If the first one doesn't work...
2. Pull the car into the backyard. Put on the smallest bathing suit you can handle. Come out of your comfort zone. This is after all, an emergency. Start handwashing the car while playing loud music to interrupt his concentration. Once gamer gets up to see what all the noise is he will see you. Gamer will come outside to watch you. Move as seductively as possible. If uncomfortable, just think about the gamer with his wet, smelly swamp ass sleeping in your bed tonight. Inspiration will come. When you get the gamer in your space, pull out the power washer. Rub it seductively against yourself. Now do it to the gamer, near the swampy ass. Get closer, closer, closer... now turn on the power washer and scrub that swampy ass. Check his colon if you have to. Next time the gamer will be more interested next time you ask him to shower with you.

No more Swamp Ass.

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Wednesday, August 17, 2011 3:22 AM

WISHIMAY

Unfortunately, the premise starts off all wrong...You are assuming they are in a relationship...

According to 81% of the American Acadamy of Matrimonial Lawyers that have been using gaming records against opposing council...I'd have to say a lot of "swamp ass gamers" aren't IN a relationship anymore...

Oh, and it's thought that 15% of ALL divorces are due to some kind of gaming addiction...

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Wednesday, August 17, 2011 11:49 AM

BUP

No more running. I aim to misbehave.

Quote:
Originally posted by Wishimay:
Unfortunately, the premise starts off all wrong...You are assuming they are in a relationship...

According to 81% of the American Acadamy of Matrimonial Lawyers that have been using gaming records against opposing council...I'd have to say a lot of "swamp ass gamers" aren't IN a relationship anymore...

Oh, and it's thought that 15% of ALL divorces are due to some kind of gaming addiction...

Thanks for pissing all over my wheaties. It was just supposed to be funny. Naughty girl.

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Wednesday, August 17, 2011 12:01 PM

WISHIMAY

Oh, I'm just passin' along info...feel free to continue finding ways to resolve this horrible situation... The fate of the country rests in your hands!

PS This message will self destruct in 5...4...3...2...

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Wednesday, August 17, 2011 12:04 PM

BUP

No more running. I aim to misbehave.

I was trying to share a Wednesday laugh.
I did not know gaming was that much of a problem. Sorry to offend.

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Wednesday, August 17, 2011 12:11 PM

WISHIMAY

At what point did I say I was offended?

I'm confused again...

You were being tongue-in-cheek, I was being tongue-in-cheek, though it's hard to convey on the internets...usually I just sound sarcastic.

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Wednesday, August 17, 2011 2:26 PM

BUP

No more running. I aim to misbehave.

I thought you were serious. Sorry misunderstood.

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Wednesday, August 17, 2011 6:14 PM