CAPTION TIGHTPANTS: AIM TO MISBEHAVE #35 by TenthCrewMember

Could you please just make it stranger? Stranger. Odder. Could be weirder. More bizarre. How about uncanny?

Well, the winning caption is as long as his name! LOL! Anyway, here it is in it's Tightpanted glory!

Congrats BOOKONBOARDSYSTEMCOMPUTER!! A well earned victory! Now onto the newest round with a little Kaylee on Simon action! No, really. Literally, Kaylee ON Simon! Lookit!

The crew had once again laced Kaylee and Simon's tea and set
about to "posing" them and taking snaps to post on the Cortex.

Okay, now you, Tightpantsers!

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Saturday, September 3, 2011 8:58 AM

BUP

No more running. I aim to misbehave.

That was the best one.

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Saturday, September 3, 2011 9:01 AM

GRATZ, BOBS!!

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After Summer had thrown up on Simon's bed, he and Kaylee
were forced to find alternative sleeping arrangements.
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After extensive testing, Kaylee and Simon decided they
preferred Tempur-Pedic(TM)
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bun

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Saturday, September 3, 2011 3:01 PM

RYCE

That just looks comfy

No power in the 'verse can stop me!

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Monday, September 5, 2011 7:42 PM

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The Jaynestown Dive made up for remarkably slow service
with the strength of their micro-brewed Mudder's Milk.
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bun

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Tuesday, September 6, 2011 11:08 AM

JOURNEY

Quote:
Originally posted by FloralBunny:

While the rest of him was definitely comfortable, Simon's neck was not so happy.

Dinozombies!

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Tuesday, September 6, 2011 11:55 AM

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Jayne didn't believe what he'd heard about the bugs in the rooms upstairs at the Dew Dive Inn, so
Kaylee and Simon were left to enjoy the dining room alone.
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bun

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Wednesday, September 7, 2011 2:22 PM

SHINYSAHARA

Quote:
Originally posted by FloralBunny:

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When Simon couldn’t sleep without his childhood teddy bear, Kaylee was only happy to help.
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In lieu of a chastity belt, Simon decided to sleep with Kaylee in the least romantic place possible.
******

Finally, I know this is supposed be snarky, but I thought this was sweet for them:
No power in the 'verse can stop what’s meant to be.

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"Your mouth is talking. You might want to look to that."

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Thursday, September 8, 2011 4:51 AM

MALACHITE

Kaylee realized that combining Mudders Milk and Twister didn't lead to the seduction she had been hoping for. Next time, maybe she'd try automatic weapons, a boatload of flesh-crazed Reavers, and, if she could scrounge up a few of those mini umbrellas, perhaps a couple of margaritas...

P.S. Great job, Bookonboardsystemcomputer! Hilarious!

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Thursday, September 8, 2011 5:51 AM

For Sale: Mudders Loveseat. Guaranteed to bring you and your sweetie closer.

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Friday, September 9, 2011 8:12 AM

REAVERINA1985RIVIERA

Quote:
Originally posted by TenthCrewMember:

Kaylee (sleepily): Simon, when did you start carring a gun?

Simon (thought bubble): Just happy to see you.
Simon (out loud): (fake snore)ZZZZZZZZZZZ

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How many Jaynes does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to try to put it in and another to find a bigger hammer.

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Monday, September 12, 2011 6:00 PM

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Kaylee dreams of Simon.
Simon dreams of hamsters.

bun

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Tuesday, September 13, 2011 3:51 AM

SHINYSAHARA

"Sometimes a girl can be surrounded by too much wood."

"Your mouth is talking. You might want to look to that."

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Tuesday, September 13, 2011 8:56 AM

OoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOo
KAYLEE: (to self) I sure hope nobody comes in to spoil this.
SIMON: (to self) I guess the old sock-on-the-doorknob trick works on Higgins' Moon, too.

bun

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Wednesday, September 14, 2011 6:29 AM

MUTT999

Bartender(OS): "Anyone seen my tribble?"
It was then Simon realized why his back felt wet all night.

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Saturday, September 17, 2011 8:09 AM

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Not only did they fail to notice the tribble, they didn't see the seat was wired for sound.

bun

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Sunday, September 18, 2011 2:28 AM

M52NICKERSON

DALEK!

Kaylee just loved her new Simon shaped pillow pet.

I do not fear God, I fear the ignorance of man.

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Sunday, September 18, 2011 6:44 AM

Could you please just make it stranger? Stranger. Odder. Could be weirder. More bizarre. How about uncanny?

Hey, lots of good entries! Keep 'em comin' folks!

And ShinySahara? This is Caption Tightpants, it can be anything...snarky or otherwise. Personally I like that "no power in the 'verse" caption. :) Nicely done!

TCM

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Monday, September 19, 2011 5:30 AM

MUTT999

Kaylee(to herself):
"Now I lay me down to sleep,
I pray that Simon I can keep.
And if I die before I wake,
Wouldn't that just take the Gorram cake!"

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Monday, September 19, 2011 12:14 PM

Kaylee's last conscious thought was "OMG! Prince Charming is supposed to be OUTSIDE the spell, not IN it!!!

bun

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Wednesday, September 21, 2011 7:07 AM

Simon never told Kaylee the truth but he was so drunk, he thought he was hugging the teddy bear on Kaylee's overalls.

The Codex Menduri: http://mendur.blogspot.com

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Wednesday, September 21, 2011 7:10 AM

Leigh Keno: Magnificent workmanship, from the Mudder Workshop in Canton, I think. See those joints?
Leslie Keno: You're right. Unfortunately, the lesser crew members on it hurt the value.
Leigh Keno: Too bad. If it was Mal and Inara, it would triple the price.

The Codex Menduri: http://mendur.blogspot.com

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Thursday, September 22, 2011 4:52 PM

Well done, Mendur.
Here's a bump, in nearly original condition, just a few nicks and dents, never restored.

bun
unfortunately, it's one of many

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Sunday, September 25, 2011 5:04 PM

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MAL: It's like my ma always said; the trouble ain't in the sleepin' together - - it's in the stayin' awake together.
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bun

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Tuesday, September 27, 2011 4:36 AM

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Dating couple SIMON and KAYLEE were first to the finish mat on this leg of Amazing Race, and are now trying
to score a few Zs before their next start at 0120 UT.
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bun

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Wednesday, September 28, 2011 10:02 AM

Another bump.
Where are yewall?

bouncing
baby
bun

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Thursday, September 29, 2011 4:37 PM

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It's my stomach
No. it's my stomach
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bun
~this one's for the comedy album connoiosseurs~
~nichols & may, anyone?

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Saturday, October 1, 2011 9:20 AM

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Befuddled by Mudder's, Simon and Kaylee had no inkling of the need for tweezers which would be apparent
by morning.
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bun

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Monday, October 3, 2011 6:40 AM

*bump*

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Monday, October 3, 2011 12:48 PM

RYCE

Sept. 26: Jewel: Oh Sean, I love u more than words can ever express.

No power in the 'verse can stop me!

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Monday, October 3, 2011 5:10 PM

Could you please just make it stranger? Stranger. Odder. Could be weirder. More bizarre. How about uncanny?

Hey folks! Been a bit busy in my corner of the 'verse! Keep those captions coming! I'll begin the vote this coming weekend!

BWAH!

TCM

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Tuesday, October 4, 2011 9:47 AM

PDCHARLES

What happened? He see your face?

(borrowing a lil from 1985Riv)

Kaylee: (thinking) Is that a compression coil or are you just happy to see me?

OR

Kaylee forgot to apply the sealant when giving her "good night kiss". (or did she?)

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Saturday, October 8, 2011 5:54 PM

BUMP

BUN

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Wednesday, October 12, 2011 8:40 AM

SHINYSAHARA

Bumpity bumpity bumpity...

"Your mouth is talking. You might want to look to that."

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Saturday, October 15, 2011 6:11 PM

ba-lump, ba-lump

bun

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Wednesday, October 19, 2011 6:34 AM

"Just for a minute, let's all do the bump."

Sorry. Saw that old MC Hammer vid yesterday.

The Codex Menduri: http://mendur.blogspot.com

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Wednesday, October 19, 2011 7:31 AM

zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
In the future, test-equipment for sleep apnea will have a softer, more human feel.

bun

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Wednesday, October 19, 2011 9:02 AM

PDCHARLES

What happened? He see your face?

Quote:
Originally posted by Mendur:
"Just for a minute, let's all do the bump."

Sorry. Saw that old MC Hammer vid yesterday.

Hey, well at least it wasn't a new MC Hammer vid bump

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Thursday, October 20, 2011 6:03 PM

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In time, they learned to ignore the captions crawling along ceaselessly below, the oddly-shaped characters bearing information of questionable value to barely visible creatures along the interwebs........

bun

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Sunday, October 23, 2011 2:57 PM

RYCE

Who put the bump in the bump-ti-bump-ti-bump?

No power in the 'verse can stop me!

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Monday, October 24, 2011 10:24 AM

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It was the Ant & Roach Spray but no-one could have known it at the time.

bun

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Friday, October 28, 2011 10:10 AM

Bump, gorramnit!

bun

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Sunday, October 30, 2011 2:12 PM

Could you please just make it stranger? Stranger. Odder. Could be weirder. More bizarre. How about uncanny?

Sorry folks. Lost my job. Company I worked for is full of people so stupid, no one can (or will) tell me why or how. *shrug* Hated the job anyway, but it left me scrambling...anyway, real life, always getting in the way. Onto the voting so we can get our Tightpants back on!!!

VOTING TIME!!!

http://vote.sparklit.com/web_poll.spark/1131873

BWAH!

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Sunday, October 30, 2011 4:49 PM

Did it, and here's the bump.
Rly sorry about the job. You'll get a better one.
bun

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Monday, October 31, 2011 7:23 AM

Could you please just make it stranger? Stranger. Odder. Could be weirder. More bizarre. How about uncanny?

Thanks, Bun,

But really I'm not sorry. I tried, as I always do, to make my workplace better than when I arrived, but in this case, 'twas like trying to clean the ocean by removing all the fish. Just wasn't going to happen. It just amazed me that a Fortune 500 company operated, rather functioned even, with what equates to terrifying space monkeys at the helm, in the engine room, and all points in between. They do make my life a little bit harder by refusing to cooperate with proper documentation, but that's no shock really. I'll work around it.

Glad I've always got you and the other Browncoats, FFF.net, and of course, my tightpants! :P

Okay all you voyeurs reading along...go vote!

BWAH!

TCM

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Monday, October 31, 2011 2:25 PM

TCM, it's really horrible to grow up and realize that whatchamentioned is everywhere.

We laughed at the Peter Principle, all the while springing for promotion parties for our incompetent co-workers.

We continue to laugh at a recent study which shows that random promotion is possibly more effective than so-called "merit promotion."

Once we internalize this we can stop scratching holes in our scalps while wondering how the mortgage and most other big, public messes occurred.

Some of them know what they're doing; most of them don't; those in either group will be out to protect their individual fiefdoms, thus ensuring there will be no holes in their golden parachutes.

I'd share a few stories but I'm still afraid...
[/rant]

bun: older, sadder, wiser
not joking

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Monday, October 31, 2011 4:28 PM