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CAPTION TIGHTPANTS: Aim to Misbehave #36

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Wednesday, November 9, 2011 3:08 AM

TENTHCREWMEMBER

Could you please just make it stranger? Stranger. Odder. Could be weirder. More bizarre. How about uncanny?


Whoo! That was a close vote this round, but the tallies are in and BOOKONBOARDSYSTEMCOMPUTER has eeked out a victory over some good competition! Congrats, BOBSC! I did make a tiny adjustment to the entry, as I think it really helps sell the caption! Enjoy the hi-larity!



And now on to round 36! Seems the Alliance is just laying down on the job again...



After the U-war, the Alliance made many cut backs in the military budget...including bunks.

Okay, that's my lead, now you have to follow!

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Wednesday, November 9, 2011 7:13 AM

MUTT999


Congrats BOBSC!!



Jayne(os): "Psycho on the loose?"
Mal(os): "No, River's meatloaf."




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Wednesday, November 9, 2011 8:21 AM

FLORALBUNNY


WAY TO GO, BOBSC!!




Birthday parties in space are more fun when you rent the Big Bounce and go visiting.

bun
sorry

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Thursday, November 10, 2011 4:50 AM

FLORALBUNNY



??????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????
Another Ghaddfi impersonator bites the dust.
"My Elvis is much better. Wanna see it?"


bun

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Thursday, November 10, 2011 8:21 AM

TENTHCREWMEMBER

Could you please just make it stranger? Stranger. Odder. Could be weirder. More bizarre. How about uncanny?



Mal(os): We're definitely on the right track, Yosaffbridge has certainly passed through here...



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Thursday, November 10, 2011 1:44 PM

FLORALBUNNY



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This is what happens if you don't pick up your little toy men before your mom vacuums your room.

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Thursday, November 10, 2011 2:04 PM

WHOZIT







My God he's dead.....can I have his watch?

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Friday, November 11, 2011 4:56 AM

PEACEKEEPER

Keeping order in every verse







MAL:Yo,Purplebelly.You gotta wait til there's WATER in it before you try SLIDING down it!!!(aside)Jeez, these guys won the war HOW????


Peacekeeper---keeping order in every verse!!!

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Friday, November 11, 2011 6:11 AM

FLORALBUNNY


LOL YOU GUYS! KEEP 'EM COMING!!


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Professional in closed tube. Don't try this at home.

bunski

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Friday, November 11, 2011 7:31 AM

EBFIDDLER


Quote:
Originally posted by FloralBunny:

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This is what happens if you don't pick up your little toy men before your mom vacuums your room.

bun


The BEST caption! ROFL! (*goes to vacuum son's room*)

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Friday, November 11, 2011 8:03 AM

MUTT999




How many Alliance officers does it take to kill a space Slinky? Apparently more than one.




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Friday, November 11, 2011 3:07 PM

FLORALBUNNY


Can't help this. It's a genuine FF reference.


//////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////
Per Inara's wish, Mal will return as a polyp, but he won't last long.
Doc (OS) I think I got it all.

bun

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Friday, November 11, 2011 6:32 PM

FLORALBUNNY



//////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////
As he lost consciousness, Trooper Smith realized he wasn't about to find out what it was like to go down
the gullet of a sandworm.

bun

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Saturday, November 12, 2011 7:36 AM

MUTT999




...and as he slept, he dreamt of finding fugitives under placemats, and pie.





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Saturday, November 12, 2011 1:39 PM

FLORALBUNNY




/././././././././././././././././././././././././././././././././././././././././././././././././.
It looked as if Occupy Dortmunder was off to a rocky start.

bun

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Monday, November 14, 2011 11:29 AM

PDCHARLES

What happened? He see your face?


Gratz BOBSC!

OK... Vacuum, spring forward and fall back, and placemats have me rollin in here. I may need medical attention soon.



Looking back, Elliot pondered E.T.'s true intentions.


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Monday, November 14, 2011 2:55 PM

FLORALBUNNY




Ariel Alliance HVAC School is known throughout the 'Verse for its rigorous hazardous duty training.

bun

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Tuesday, November 15, 2011 9:17 AM

FLORALBUNNY


bump

bun

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Wednesday, November 16, 2011 9:27 AM

FLORALBUNNY



V^V^V^V^V^V^V^V^V^V^V^V^V^V^V^V^V^V^V^V^V^V^V^V^V^V^V^V^V^V^V^V^V^V^V^V^V^
(OS1) Ah Ah Ahhhhhh Ah Ah Ah...
(OS2) Don't sneeze!!!
(OS1) CHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!


bun

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Wednesday, November 16, 2011 8:46 PM

TENTHCREWMEMBER

Could you please just make it stranger? Stranger. Odder. Could be weirder. More bizarre. How about uncanny?



Lt. Crane, a.k.a. Yosaffbridge's 143rd husband

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Thursday, November 17, 2011 7:37 AM

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Could you please just make it stranger? Stranger. Odder. Could be weirder. More bizarre. How about uncanny?


Quote:
Originally posted by BookOnboardSystemComputer:
Quote:




Bert was excited when he was accepted to the Alliance Miniaturization Academy, until he learned he would be a colonoscopy technician.


Dude. That is so wrong. And I am laughing out loud. Also wrong.


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Thursday, November 17, 2011 7:41 AM

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Could you please just make it stranger? Stranger. Odder. Could be weirder. More bizarre. How about uncanny?




River(os): One by One, tumble dry...

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Thursday, November 17, 2011 11:40 AM

MISSTRESSAHARA






STARGATE'S ARE NOT SUPPOSED TO WORK LIKE THIS!

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~~~~If I'm a bitch, life just got interesting.~~~~~


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Friday, November 18, 2011 12:33 PM

FLORALBUNNY





Slip-sliding toward the event horizon...


bun

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Saturday, November 19, 2011 3:52 AM

WHOZIT


We need new captions, something with Summer?

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Saturday, November 19, 2011 5:01 AM

GREENKA61


Quote:
Originally posted by FloralBunny:



FOX executives were left scratching their heads when "Turkey Torpor: The Reality Show" wasn't the ratings bonanza they had hoped for.

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Saturday, November 19, 2011 7:10 AM

FLORALBUNNY




OoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoO
Pvt. Smith fell afoul of the secret portal under Mal's placemat.

bun
whozit, if you want Summer in these you'll probably have to write them yourself. :;-)

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Saturday, November 19, 2011 9:08 AM

TENTHCREWMEMBER

Could you please just make it stranger? Stranger. Odder. Could be weirder. More bizarre. How about uncanny?


Quote:
whozit, if you want Summer in these you'll probably have to write them yourself. :;-)


For example...


River(os): This is what happens when you try to walk up the down slide...

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Saturday, November 19, 2011 10:35 AM

WHOZIT


Quote:
Originally posted by FloralBunny:


OoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoO
Pvt. Smith fell afoul of the secret portal under Mal's placemat.

bun
whozit, if you want Summer in these you'll probably have to write them yourself. :;-)


No.....so there!

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Monday, November 21, 2011 6:55 PM

FLORALBUNNY



Voice OS: I told you he'd go down counter-clockwise!

bun

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Thursday, November 24, 2011 10:45 AM

FLORALBUNNY


bumpies!
Happy Thanksgiving, all.
And if you're not in the US, happy something, anyway. Lift a glass to family and friends, mash a potato, cream an onion, candy a yam...

bun

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Thursday, November 24, 2011 3:58 PM

TENTHCREWMEMBER

Could you please just make it stranger? Stranger. Odder. Could be weirder. More bizarre. How about uncanny?


In theme with the holiday...

Even 500 years in the future, mankind still celebrated Thanksgiving the same way...eating until one passes out.


Happy T-Day to everyone! :)



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Friday, November 25, 2011 10:41 AM

FLORALBUNNY





Col. Babbage miscalculated his ability to share the transit tube with flatulence from a post-meal Jayne.


bun

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Monday, November 28, 2011 10:12 AM

FLORALBUNNY


Cpl. Hubbard was not up to stuffing the Giant Space Turkey

bun

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Monday, November 28, 2011 12:02 PM

PDCHARLES

What happened? He see your face?


Looks like its time for Old School Movie theft....


Men at work Homage yup, could been the earlier "Better Off Dead"
OS Voice: Aww, lookie here. Looks like somebody threw away a perfectly good white boy!

OR

Spaceballs
Previously unreleased, this Mega Maid footage was cut due to a tragic studio accident.

OR

and my final block o' Munster...
Sixth Sense
I see Fed people.




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Tuesday, November 29, 2011 7:06 AM

FLORALBUNNY

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Tuesday, November 29, 2011 2:06 PM

WHOZIT





When the sub USS Bumfuck ran out of torpedos they decided to use Phil.

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Wednesday, November 30, 2011 8:20 AM

FLORALBUNNY



??????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????
SGT. MOONDOGGIE (groggily): Dreamed of a tube like this all my life, but my board's at home a light-year away.

bun

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Wednesday, November 30, 2011 1:14 PM

WHOZIT





"Stargate Fresno" coming Wendsdays at 9 p.m. on Syfy

Syfy Channel: We Suck

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Wednesday, November 30, 2011 5:29 PM

FLORALBUNNY


LOL you guys!!



"Occupy Ariel" wasn't kind to Sgt. Pepper-Spray

bun

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Friday, December 2, 2011 1:52 PM

FLORALBUNNY



~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^
Patience, Mr. Marek; natural peristalsis will take care of it in time.


bun

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Sunday, December 4, 2011 6:27 PM

FLORALBUNNY


"You promised me a rabbit. You prooooo-o-o-o-o"

bun
"some days you get the rabbit; some days you get..."

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Tuesday, December 6, 2011 6:13 AM

MUTT999




Mal shot first.




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Tuesday, December 6, 2011 8:57 AM

FLORALBUNNY


noooooooooooooo, Mutt, noooooooooooooooo!

bun
flyin' solo

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Wednesday, December 7, 2011 8:48 PM

FLORALBUNNY



~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^
Lost on his way to the loo, Pvt. Heffelfinger had a surprise encounter in
a back hallway with a young lady who caressed him with a cosh.

bun

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Friday, December 9, 2011 7:11 AM

TENTHCREWMEMBER

Could you please just make it stranger? Stranger. Odder. Could be weirder. More bizarre. How about uncanny?


Wow, I'm gonna have my work cut out for me narrowing down finalists in these Tightpants!

Keep 'em coming folks! I'll be setting up voting Saturday night/Sunday sometime so there's still time to flash your genius!


Wash: Feds really don't understand the concept of "YouTube", do they?


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Friday, December 9, 2011 7:44 AM

FLORALBUNNY



What part of "Turn off all electronic devices" don't you understand?
********************************************************************************
Fed through a tube
********************************************************************************

bun
think about it

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