CAPTION TIGHTPANTS: Aim to Misbehave #37 by TenthCrewMember

Could you please just make it stranger? Stranger. Odder. Could be weirder. More bizarre. How about uncanny?

SHINY HOLIDAYS, TIGHTPANTSERS! Hope you got all the rain sticks and cunning hats you dreamed of!

Congrats to FloralBunny on the winning entry this round! She's a long time veteran of our caption games, and this one had everything...the pun, the wit, and the succinct subtlety that makes this game fun! I personally think this is one of the best (maybe the best) caption ever submitted! Have a gander...

Now on to the last round of 2011 before we get to 2012, the Year of Fire(fly) ;)

Inara wasn't quite sure what to expect on Christmas morning, but a naked Jayne cuddling a frightened Simon left her mildly perplexed...

Okay, now then, give it your best!

Merry Captioning! :D

BWAH!

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Sunday, December 25, 2011 4:43 PM

Classic Buns!! Congrats!

Inara(thinking): "Okay. The crew is missing and there's slime on the railing. Do I make a break for my shuttle or go looking for a cat?"

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Monday, December 26, 2011 7:05 AM

WHOZIT

Pizza get here yet? I've got a coupon.

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Monday, December 26, 2011 7:22 AM

RYCE

Inara refused to slide down the railing in her slinky dress

No power in the 'verse can stop me!

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Monday, December 26, 2011 5:35 PM

Originally posted by Mutt999:
Classic Buns!! Congrats!
Thanks, Mutt. Gratz are to you, too, in the other thread.

Inara: Who's down here talking about pustules before we've even had breakfast?

bun

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Thursday, December 29, 2011 6:54 AM

EXPLOSIVEBARREL

i'm not very good but i'll give it a go:

Inara: Mal,Saffron stole all my clothes!

Mal(os): Riiiigght,we'll go with that then.

Simon(os): that was a close one!

how can a language both enable communication and block communication?

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Thursday, December 29, 2011 10:16 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by ExplosiveBarrel:

Inara: Mal,Saffron stole all my clothes!

Mal(os): Riiiigght,we'll go with that then.

Simon(os): that was a close one!

LOL! Excellent!

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Thursday, December 29, 2011 2:21 PM

ooo!ooo! Naughty...LOL

bun

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Friday, December 30, 2011 5:01 AM

EXPLOSIVEBARREL

Ok second go:

Inara: wheres that NEW pilot, we've crashed 3 times!

Mal(os): well River isnt THAT bad

Jayne(os) Women Drivers!

Zoe(os): we've just landed on him!

or:

Inara: this slumber party in my shuttle fails! River is climbing on the walls and Zoe wont shut up about apples!

Jayne(os): I,ll be in YOUR bunk

how can a language both enable communication and block communication?
Connor

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Friday, December 30, 2011 4:35 PM

"I'm free tonight. Anyone up for a little llama-shaving?"

bun

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Saturday, December 31, 2011 5:58 AM

Inara: "Mal, stop hiding. It's been 10 years and we're gonna do this, NOW!"
Mal(OS): "I got no rudder. Wind blows northerly I go nor..."
Inara: " Oh cut the gos se, come here!"

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Saturday, December 31, 2011 8:48 AM

Keep 'em coming, EB! It's always nice to have fresh meat - - ah - - blood - - in the fray.

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INARA: Who put Click and Clack on the all-ship radio? People are eating.

bun

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Saturday, December 31, 2011 9:18 AM

EXPLOSIVEBARREL

Quote:
Originally posted by FloralBunny:
Keep 'em coming, EB! It's always nice to have fresh meat - - ah - - blood - - in the fray.

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Haha thank you im all out. i'd love to win one of these - here contests someday but y'all better than me

one more:

Mals plastic surgery to look like Inara had worked. Now he could become what he'd always wanted- a car salesmen

LOL :)

how can a language both enable communication and block communication?
Connor

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Saturday, December 31, 2011 10:46 AM

Don't stop now, EB. You're only getting warmed up! Watch a little FF, pick up a few lines/attitudes you've forgotten, and paste 'em in here.
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INARA: ...one of those places where you don't quite want to touch anything...

bun

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Monday, January 2, 2012 8:40 AM

RYCE

Hearing a sound, Inara paused on the steps, refusing to look behind her. She had had the feeling of eyes on her all day, watching, waiting. Out of the corner of her eye, she saw a flash of silver. The ESMODT (Evil Space Morphing Duct Tape) reached out one sticky tentacle...

No power in the 'verse can stop me!

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Monday, January 2, 2012 10:06 AM

Thanks, Ryce. I'd been wondering what that was, thinking I might be able to make out a beak and an eye on the Inara end. In light of that:
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"I'm taking Beady-Eyes out for a walk along the Docks, maybe buy him a Good Dog if he behaves. Anybody want to come with me?"
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bun

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Tuesday, January 3, 2012 8:02 AM

Could you please just make it stranger? Stranger. Odder. Could be weirder. More bizarre. How about uncanny?

Quote:
Originally posted by FloralBunny:
INARA: ...one of those places where you don't quite want to touch anything...

Nice one... :)

TCM

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Thursday, January 5, 2012 3:31 PM

STNKFIST

Eww, Jaynes been spitting on the rail again.

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Friday, January 6, 2012 11:56 AM

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Who's bleaching shamwows in every one of the machines and drying Hello Kitty bedsheets all over the cargo cages?

bun

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Saturday, January 7, 2012 8:29 AM

There was a young Lady from Sihnon
Who yearned for a Captain to lean on
She feared for her nails
Because of the rails
Perhaps the next time she'll put gloves on

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Saturday, January 7, 2012 3:08 PM

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Okay. I have a client and you're down here yelling, "Wake up and smell the cargo bay"?
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Everybody! Whozit's pizza is here and my Firefly boxed set was in the post, so let's have a marathon!!
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bun
LOL Mutt

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Tuesday, January 10, 2012 1:57 PM

VVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVV
INARA: Who's been using my Cortex connection again. Can't you look up porn on your own DSB??
VVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVV

bun

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Wednesday, January 11, 2012 10:07 AM

http://www.webcomicsnation.com/serenitytales/st_passingnotes/series.ph
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Quote:
Originally posted by FloralBunny:

VVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVV
INARA: Who's been using my Cortex connection again. Can't you look up porn on your own DSB??
VVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVV
INARA: Who took the notes off the fridge? I need to add bath sponges.
VVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVV
bun

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Sunday, January 15, 2012 9:39 PM

Could you please just make it stranger? Stranger. Odder. Could be weirder. More bizarre. How about uncanny?

just a bump so folks can get in those last minute submissions before I post the voting...probably by Tuesday, so tighten those pants and see what captions pop out! :P

BWAH!

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Tuesday, January 17, 2012 12:32 PM

BUMP AGAIN
Y'all pay attention to TCM, y'hear?

bun

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Tuesday, January 17, 2012 5:46 PM

RYCE

Whenever one crew member would be left alone on Serenity while the rest were out performing hijinx, he/she usually got naked. All except Inara. She's classy that way.

No power in the 'verse can stop me!

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Tuesday, January 17, 2012 8:37 PM

Could you please just make it stranger? Stranger. Odder. Could be weirder. More bizarre. How about uncanny?

I feel like some announcer guy for a game show should be shouting "Inara Serra...COME ON DOWN!"

Anyway, she's only part of our game, you all ARE the game! You've captioned, I've selected finalist, and now you vote so I can create the winning entry!

That's right! IT'S VOTING TIME!!!

http://vote.sparklit.com/web_poll.spark/1133646

(y'know, whenever y'all get back from blacking out the internet...*grin*)

BWAH!

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Wednesday, January 18, 2012 8:43 AM

Originally posted by TenthCrewMember: I feel like some announcer guy for a game show should be shouting "Inara Serra...COME ON DOWN!"

Anyway, she's only part of our game, you all ARE the game! You've captioned, I've selected finalist, and now you vote so I can create the winning entry!

That's right! IT'S VOTING TIME!!!

http://vote.sparklit.com/web_poll.spark/1133646

(y'know, whenever y'all get back from blacking out the internet...*grin*)

BWAH!

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MAHSTAH, MASTAH, IT WAS SO LONELY OUT HERE IN THE BLACK! I HAVE RELIT THE INTERNET FOR YOU!

bun
now y'all go vote, then post here to keep it nice and bumpy.

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Wednesday, January 18, 2012 7:08 PM

Could you please just make it stranger? Stranger. Odder. Could be weirder. More bizarre. How about uncanny?

More vote bumpage!

Unlike on Capitol Hill, your voice counts here, so vote!

http://vote.sparklit.com/web_poll.spark/1133646

BWAH!

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Thursday, January 19, 2012 2:06 PM

bumpy lumpy

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Thursday, January 19, 2012 4:57 PM

Could you please just make it stranger? Stranger. Odder. Could be weirder. More bizarre. How about uncanny?

VOTE BUMP! (not to be confused with a baby bump)

Two more days to vote! On Sunday, funday, I'll be posting this round's most jing zi entry as voted by you!

BWAH!

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Saturday, January 21, 2012 8:08 AM

Could you please just make it stranger? Stranger. Odder. Could be weirder. More bizarre. How about uncanny?

http://vote.sparklit.com/web_poll.spark/1133646

OMJ! (Oh my Joss!) There's currently a FOUR WAY TIE in the voting! Time for you last minute voters to get in there so I don't have to make an arbitrary tie-breaker vote!

BWAH!

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Sunday, January 22, 2012 10:32 AM