THE OTHER SHINY CAPTION GAME Round #125 - Bringing up the Bard! by CUNNINGORANGETOQUE

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THE OTHER SHINY CAPTION GAME Round #125 - Bringing up the Bard!

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UPDATED: Monday, April 22, 2013 11:35
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Monday, March 25, 2013 5:55 PM

CUNNINGORANGETOQUE

Welcome one and all!!

First off, a GREAT round of captions!! Very challenging to pick the ones to vote on...

That said the winners are:

FLORALBUNNY!

Who was that masked man?

AND TENTHCREWMEMBER!!!

Inara: Ni hao, officer, we've had a doozy of a day. There we were minding our own business, just doing chores around Serenity, when the crew started killing themselves all over the ship.

/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\//\

CONGRATS!!

Now this round we go a little olde-school/new-school with our source material - its Much Ado About Captioning! Have fun!

DOGBERRY (Nathan): "...they Melvin-ed me...."

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Tuesday, March 26, 2013 5:35 AM

BOOKONBOARDSYSTEMCOM

Congrats Bun and TCM

Quote:

I'll be damned. They can take the sky from me.

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Tuesday, March 26, 2013 10:18 AM

Thank-ewe-all - - must be nobody much voted - -
Congrats TCM for getting the other vote.

BOBSC, This is a winner already. Why do I bother?
>>>>>I'll be damned. They can take the sky from me.<<<<<<<

"The patients were cynical and not responding. Pupils were fixed and dilapidated -- swear to God Shakespeare would be easier to learn than this."
"Who?"

bun

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Tuesday, March 26, 2013 11:42 AM

Congrats FB & TCM

Proving that time travel is possible, this is Nathan in a scene from the 1953 film " Death in Fresno". In it he played Detective Furburger who was shot and killed 5 minutes into the film

Photo copyright 1953 20th Century Fox

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Tuesday, March 26, 2013 12:32 PM

What I'm about to tell you is to stay between the two of us...whozit isn't winning this caption game either. Can I bum a smoke off ya?

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Wednesday, March 27, 2013 5:06 AM

Nathan: "Okay, you look like the guy from Reno 911, but just who the hell are you?"

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Wednesday, March 27, 2013 6:27 AM

Furburger: Just the facts, man.

bun
WHOZIT, you're gonna kill me yet.

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Wednesday, March 27, 2013 7:12 AM

Dogberry: "Have you seen my cookie?"
Guy: "What kind is it?"
Dogberry: "A black and white."

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Wednesday, March 27, 2013 9:15 AM

MUAHAHA MUTT

////////////////I know, I know, too long for the contest!!one!//////////
It was Wednesday March 27. It was cool on the Eavesdown Docks. We were working the night
watch out of Robbery Detail. My partner's Taco Alfresco.
The boss is Chief of Detectives, Josh Weldon. My name's Furburger. We were
on our way out of the office and it was 2:06 am when we got to the corner
of Unification Street and Fifth Avenue. We were greeted by a woman in a
slinky dress...(cue music)

Heaven help me, I am in love with Furburger and calling this episode
The Cayne Job.

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Wednesday, March 27, 2013 10:43 AM

BOOKONBOARDSYSTEMCOM

Quote:

Leave it to Reaver

June called. Reaver ate 3 more classmates today. On the bright side Wally made the football team.

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Wednesday, March 27, 2013 11:49 AM

I'll cause a distraction by FARTING, when I FART it sounds like a shotgun blast. When you hear me FART make a break for the door, I'll FART as long as I can. If I don't make it out of here alive, tell my wife and children I FARTED.

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Wednesday, March 27, 2013 12:18 PM

"CSI: Fresno" is being shot in black and white, it makes it seem more gritty....and cheaper to produce.

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Wednesday, March 27, 2013 6:47 PM

TENTHCREWMEMBER

Could you please just make it stranger? Stranger. Odder. Could be weirder. More bizarre. How about uncanny?

Whathappenedaboutme? I won a caption contest? LOL! Co-won with the Bun!
Shiny! I'd like to thank all the little people...thank you Han Solo in Carbonite! :D

Now then...

TOM: I see you've got your tightpants on again.
NATHAN: You see with your eyes, Tom, not your hands.

BWAH!

TCM

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Thursday, March 28, 2013 5:02 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by TenthCrewMember:

TOM: I see you've got your tightpants on again.
NATHAN: You see with your eyes, Tom, not your hands.

That's Tom Lenk with Nathan?

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Thursday, March 28, 2013 8:22 AM

When I give you a wink and a nod you tackle Whedon and hold him on the ground, then I'm going to cover his shiney bald head with "mayonnaise". While that's happening the cameraman is going to film it then post it on YOUTUBE.

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Thursday, March 28, 2013 10:02 AM

The wittness is dead, my main suspect has disapeared and the Chief of Police won't get off my ass....and last night I made a sex tape with your wife.

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Thursday, March 28, 2013 10:37 AM

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Thursday, March 28, 2013 10:39 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by BOOKONBOARDSYSTEMCOM:
Quote:

Leave it to Reaver

June called. Reaver ate 3 more classmates today. On the bright side Wally made the football team.

Yep, got 1 of my 2 votes

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Thursday, March 28, 2013 10:52 AM

"That's a real plate-full. You going to eat it all? 'Cause it's not really good the second day..."
"And you're just a growing boy."

bun

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Thursday, March 28, 2013 3:43 PM

REAVERINA1985RIVIERA

Quote:
Originally posted by CUNNINGORANGETOQUE:

Mal: Ya know, I don't think Colonel Obrin will take kindly to someone stealing
that lip ferret of his a second time.

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Friday, March 29, 2013 2:09 AM

Take the wittness to the breakroom and buy him a cup of coffee, keep him busy for atleast 15 to 20 minutes so I have enough time to take a dump in his hat.

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Friday, March 29, 2013 2:44 AM

I'm going to try something I saw on "Dragnet", when we go back in there you play the good cop and I'll slam his head against the wall until blood comes out of his ears.

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Friday, March 29, 2013 8:36 AM

"Bullet in the brainpan -- squish!"

bun

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Friday, March 29, 2013 8:55 AM

Listen to me, what I'm going to tell you is important. Don't panic and for God's sake don't over make ANY sudden moves....your fly is open.

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Friday, March 29, 2013 3:25 PM

"Don't look or do anything, 'cos you'll only agitate 'em, but we're under attack down below here."
"Is that what's tickling?"

bun

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Saturday, March 30, 2013 5:49 AM

Nathan: "No, Schrödinger was the scientist, not the cat. Let me start again...."

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Saturday, March 30, 2013 8:40 AM

It's Easter so I got you a chocolate bunny, I left it on your desk.

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Sunday, March 31, 2013 5:12 AM

We're all set, the Chiefs birthday cake and presents are in the breakroom. You go get him and bring him to the breakroom, when he walks in everyone will yell happy birthday and then I'll wack him with a shovel.

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Sunday, March 31, 2013 7:10 AM

Quote:

"Test results are in..."

bun

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Monday, April 1, 2013 11:50 AM

What a day I'm having, all I want to do is go home light some candles and soak in a hot bubble bath for a couple of hours.

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Monday, April 1, 2013 11:54 AM

"Law & Order: Lost Puppy Patrol" Wendsday Nights at 9 p.m. EST on NBC.

NBC: Where Entertainment TV went to Die.

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Monday, April 1, 2013 1:57 PM

"Though I am an ass, sir, I know this Josh Wheaton is a genuine Reconaissance Man."

bun

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Tuesday, April 2, 2013 9:41 AM

NEWOLDBROWNCOAT

Quote:
Originally posted by FLORALBUNNY:

" Hey, I hear there's a hot cop chick around here called Beckett?"

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Tuesday, April 2, 2013 11:48 AM

Nathan: I've invented the "Smellephone", it's like a telephone but it smells.

Tom: Huh?

Joss: CUT! CUT DAM IT CUT! For God's sake someone go find Nathan's medication!

So Nathan takes his meds and they try again.

Nathan: ....and then you serve it on a bed of wild rice.

Tom: It all sounds so yummy.

Joss: Kill me...just...kill me.

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Tuesday, April 2, 2013 3:48 PM

nice, NOBC

"Nobody expects the Spanish Requisition."

bun

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Wednesday, April 3, 2013 12:20 PM

"NCIS: Pismo Beach"......is stupid.

whozit runs out of ideas

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Wednesday, April 3, 2013 2:59 PM

Good God, WHOZIT, don't do that. (There's always Nipomo)

Every well-bred petty crook knows the small, concealable weapons go to the far left of the place setting.

stun-bun
still carrying a torch for Furburger
BTW, where the h-e-double-toothpicks is ASARIAN???

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Wednesday, April 3, 2013 6:26 PM

TENTHCREWMEMBER

Could you please just make it stranger? Stranger. Odder. Could be weirder. More bizarre. How about uncanny?

Quote:
Originally posted by NEWOLDBROWNCOAT:
Quote:
Originally posted by FLORALBUNNY:

" Hey, I hear there's a hot cop chick around here called Beckett?"

Heh, loving it, NOBC! :)

Nathan: So, I says to the guy, I am a Canadian, not a comedian.
Tom: HAHAHAHAAaaahaaa...haaa...ha...yeah, I don't get it.

BWAH!

TCM

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Wednesday, April 3, 2013 6:31 PM

TENTHCREWMEMBER

Could you please just make it stranger? Stranger. Odder. Could be weirder. More bizarre. How about uncanny?

Quote:
Originally posted by MUTT999:
That's Tom Lenk with Nathan?

I believe so. Someone correct me if I am wrong.

BWAH!

TCM

*Download my Firefly Games for FREE at
http://jonathan.kc8onw.net/TCM%20Firefly%20Games/

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Thursday, April 4, 2013 9:39 AM

I have enough evidence to prove that it was Colonel Mustard in the Billiard Room with the Wrench, go pick him up.

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Friday, April 5, 2013 10:30 AM

Technically, castling is supposed to be done with only one hand.

bun
your move

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Friday, April 5, 2013 12:04 PM

I want you to brace yourself, we've found your wife. The Fresno P.D. found her nude body at the Motel 6 off of State Route 99 this morning. She isn't dead, she's charging elderly lesbians $50 to suck Rum out of her navel.

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Friday, April 5, 2013 5:35 PM

"...as headstrong as an agitator on the banks of the Nile..."

bun

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Saturday, April 6, 2013 5:52 AM

The NYPD found Big Bird dead in his dressing room this morning, they suspect "FOWL" play...get it? "FOWL" play...not even a smile huh?

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Saturday, April 6, 2013 8:11 AM

There are snakes on this plane...and a concrete support beam and an ugly light fixure. I can't explain that.

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Saturday, April 6, 2013 9:44 AM

"I'm sure we can fix it in post."

bun

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Sunday, April 7, 2013 9:31 AM

Nathan: "Listen. Here's a twenty. WHOZIT does NOT lose this contest, capiche?"

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Sunday, April 7, 2013 12:13 PM

“It’s worse than you know.”
“It usually is.”

bun
so sorry -- hadda do it -- it is one of my very favorite exchanges -- ever.
::blushes::
::runs away::

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Sunday, April 7, 2013 2:54 PM

I'm going to need your badge and your gun, your not fired I lost mine.

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Monday, April 8, 2013 7:49 AM

"Peel the foil off the dessert section and put it back in - - browns the top crust."

bun
pie!
and kittens.

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