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Browncoat joke

POSTED BY: ANNIK
UPDATED: Tuesday, September 21, 2004 17:46
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Monday, September 20, 2004 1:47 PM

I admit it ... I saw this in a slightly different format and could just see Zoe as our lucky girl #3, so had to re-do a wee bit and share it here.

Enjoy!

Subject: Three Men and Their New Wives

Three men were sitting together bragging about how they had given their new wives duties.

The first man had married a woman from Triumph, and bragged that he had
told his wife she was going to do all the dishes and house cleaning that needed done at their house. He said that it took a couple days but on the third day he came home to a clean house and the dishes were all washed and put away.

The second man had married a woman from Jiangyin. He bragged that he had given his wife orders that she was to do all the cleaning, dishes, and the cooking. He told them that the first day he didn't see any results, but the next day it was better. By the third day, his house was clean, the dishes were done, and he had a huge dinner on the table.

The third man had married a Browncoat girl. He boasted that he told her that her duties were to keep the house cleaned, dishes washed, moon terraformed, laundry washed and hot meals on the table for every meal. He said the first day he didn't see anything, the second day he didn't see anything, but by the third day most of the swelling had gone down and he could see a little out of his left eye. Enough to fix himself a bite to eat, load the dishwasher, and wave a terraformer.

Cheers,
Annik
... my sister's a ship. We had a complicated childhood.

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Monday, September 20, 2004 3:11 PM

MALICIOUS

That's a goodun! He got hisself a shiny shiner...

Mal-licious

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Monday, September 20, 2004 3:34 PM

FFYING2

That's all manner of apt.

The guy's lucky he didn't suffer "death by pinky."

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Monday, September 20, 2004 6:28 PM

ANNIK

Another one from my files, with appropriate Browncoat tweaking.

A Proper Sentence?

The teacher wrote - "Like I ain't had no fun in months" on the blackboard.Then she said, "Jayne, how should I correct that?" Jayne replied, "Get a new boyfriend?"

Cheers,
Annik
... my sister's a ship. We had a complicated childhood.

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Tuesday, September 21, 2004 4:12 AM

MANTICHORUS

Heh-heh-heh. I'm grinning like an idiot.
Good jokes.

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"The opposite of love is not hate, it's indifference. The opposite of art is not ugliness, it's indifference. The opposite of faith is not heresy, it's indifference. And the opposite of life is not death, it's indifference." -Elie Wiesel, quoted in US News World Report.

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Tuesday, September 21, 2004 5:10 AM

BROWNCOAT1

May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one.

These are great! LOL

"May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one."

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Tuesday, September 21, 2004 7:55 AM

ANNIK

OK ... I've tweaked a few more. Here's one of 'em.

Captain Malcolm Reynolds receives a wave informing him about his associate Patience's death. It also enquires whether she should be buried or burnt.

He replies, "Don't take chances. Burn the body and bury the ashes."

Cheers,
Annik
... my sister's a ship. We had a complicated childhood.

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Tuesday, September 21, 2004 3:46 PM

MALICIOUS

Here's one of my favorites, also tweaked a bit:

Why don't Browncoats (insert favorite euphemism here) fart/break wind/pass gas?

Because they don't get assholes until they sign with Fox!

(originally: Why don't single women...do that? Because they don't get an asshole until they get married. I think it translated well, don't you?)

Mal-licious

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Tuesday, September 21, 2004 5:46 PM

ANNIK

Quote:
Originally posted by Malicious:
Here's one of my favorites, also tweaked a bit:

Why don't Browncoats (insert favorite euphemism here) fart/break wind/pass gas?

Because they don't get assholes until they sign with Fox!

LOL! Ok ... here we go with another one:

Jayne Cobb and another fella were living across the river from each other, feuding constantly. Jayne hated Clarence with a passion and never passed up a chance to throw rocks across the river at Clarence.

This went on for years until one day Alliance Engineers came to build a bridge across that river. Jayne was elated; he told his buddies that finally he was going to get the chance to cross over and whip Clarence.

He left the house and returned in a matter of minutes. One of his buddies asked what was wrong, didn't he intend to go over the bridge and whip Clarence? He replied that he never had really seen Clarence up close and didn't realize his size until he started over the bridge and saw the sign: "CLEARANCE 8 FT 3 IN"

Cheers,
Annik
... my sister's a ship. We had a complicated childhood.

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