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CAPTION TIGHTPANTS: Aim to Misbehave #47

POSTED BY: TENTHCREWMEMBER
UPDATED: Wednesday, June 26, 2013 13:44
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Friday, May 10, 2013 7:05 AM

TENTHCREWMEMBER

Could you please just make it stranger? Stranger. Odder. Could be weirder. More bizarre. How about uncanny?


So, long time player, and probably the biggest reason this game has kept flyin' for all these years, FLORALBUNNY, has won our latest round!

Congrats, Bun!



The best part is that it ties in real nice with the prior week's winning entry!

Now, then, I'm lacking on time today, so without further ado, our favorite pilot...


WASH: Palm fronds are not palm friends...

Yep, I started out weak this week, so it can only get better from here, right? Go for it!


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Friday, May 10, 2013 8:57 AM

FLORALBUNNY


Well, thanks a heap, TCM and fellow captioners. Takes a bunch of us to keep it going, though. Everybody pile on!

bun

Got nothing yet. Still in shock.

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Friday, May 10, 2013 12:56 PM

WHOZIT


Congrats BUNNY



Alan's 4 Star Miami Hotel room came with a spitting hooker.

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Friday, May 10, 2013 11:57 PM

REAVERINA1985RIVIERA


Quote:
Originally posted by TENTHCREWMEMBER:


Wash, in Old Southern Belle voice: Oh my, I do declare, I do believe I have the vapors.

Zoe (O.S): Honey, when I told you "to get in touch with your feminine side",
I meant "I'm your feminine side, get your hind quarters into our bunk".

Wash, still southern belle voice: Why I never!

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Saturday, May 11, 2013 5:52 AM

MUTT999



Gratz Buns!!



Alan: "Phew! I'm okay. He promised not to kill me off."




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Sunday, May 12, 2013 9:10 AM

FLORALBUNNY



Oy, MUTT, a winner already??

WASH: It's a remedy from Triumph: athletic sock full of foliage on the achey spot.


bun

lame, but a bumper nonetheless

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Sunday, May 12, 2013 12:55 PM

WHOZIT






Picture of Alan getting the news that "Suburatory" hasn't been canceled....yet.

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Sunday, May 12, 2013 4:13 PM

TENTHCREWMEMBER

Could you please just make it stranger? Stranger. Odder. Could be weirder. More bizarre. How about uncanny?




Wash:: Gosling juggling accident. Barely escaped with my life. True story! Hand to God!


BWAH!
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Monday, May 13, 2013 4:23 AM

MUTT999





Wash: "...and then he grabbed the dinosaur out of my hand and started ranting about someone named Beyonce. What the HELL is a Beyonce?"






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Monday, May 13, 2013 11:42 AM

WHOZIT




Here is Alan in a scene from his new TV Action/Adventure/Comedy/Police Drama series, "The Adventures of Biff Huggenkiss Certified Public Accountant". In it he plays Biff Huggenkiss a Miami based C.P.A. who fights crime in his spare time in a red jumpsuit...because he's nutz.

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Monday, May 13, 2013 1:26 PM

WHOZIT




...so I said, don't you know who I am? Then he said, didn't you play the homo in "28 Days"? So I hit him in the fist with my head.

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Monday, May 13, 2013 5:26 PM

BOOKONBOARDSYSTEMCOM


Way to go Bun. Great caption




Wash: Figures. We finally go to the crappy town where I'm a hero, and I still get beat up.

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Tuesday, May 14, 2013 1:56 PM

WHOZIT





Alan will never forget all the great times he had working with Nathan, like the time he bounced a coffee mug off his forehead.

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Tuesday, May 14, 2013 5:54 PM

TENTHCREWMEMBER

Could you please just make it stranger? Stranger. Odder. Could be weirder. More bizarre. How about uncanny?


Quote:
Originally posted by whozit:


...so I said, don't you know who I am? Then he said, didn't you play the homo in "28 Days"? So I hit him in the fist with my head.


LoL! Reminds me of:

Wimp Lo: Ha! Face to foot style, how do you like it?

Chosen One: I'm sure on some planet your style is impressive, but your weak link is: this is Earth.

Wimp Lo: Oh yeah? Then try my nuts to your fist style!

BWAH!
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Wednesday, May 15, 2013 8:55 AM

FLORALBUNNY





The eyebrow piercing didn't go well...

bun

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Wednesday, May 15, 2013 11:45 AM

WHOZIT



Scene from "Lifestyles of the Rich and Famous"

Here's famous charcter actor Alan Tudyk sitting in his fabulous Southern California home, waitting for the pee stick from his girlfriends pregnancy test to read + or -.

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Wednesday, May 15, 2013 1:42 PM

WHOZIT





Alan is not happy with his new gig as host of the new GSN game show "Flick the Booger".

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Thursday, May 16, 2013 5:33 AM

FLORALBUNNY




Alan loves working for Joss in "Murbles' Agents of T.R.O.L.L." but sweats out the delivery of each week's script.


bun

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Thursday, May 16, 2013 10:01 AM

WHOZIT




Alan quickly regretted admitting that he'd "fuck anything" while being interviewed on the 700 Club.

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Friday, May 17, 2013 11:53 AM

WHOZIT





The 5 Alarm Chili not only made Alan sweat but the fart ripped a hole in the chair, the resturants patrons were safely evacuated.

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Saturday, May 18, 2013 6:39 AM

WHOZIT




Did "I" leave a flaming bag of poo on your porch? Why do you ask?

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Saturday, May 18, 2013 7:42 AM

MUTT999





Wash: "...and then she threw a D battery at me, Mal. Where did she find a..oh,wait..never mind."





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Sunday, May 19, 2013 11:07 AM

FLORALBUNNY




Overwhelmed by relief, WASH used the fearsome brow sponge on himself.



bun

let's get some quality bumpers up here...pls?

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Monday, May 20, 2013 8:47 AM

BOOKONBOARDSYSTEMCOM





I tried killing Jayne with my brain. He threw a boot at me.

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Monday, May 20, 2013 1:53 PM

WHOZIT






Since the accident Alan still can not remember 2011 or why he still wears the jumpsuit.

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Tuesday, May 21, 2013 4:42 AM

MUTT999





Wash: "Knock! Knock!"

Zoe: "Who's there?"

Wash: "Felon."

Zoe: "Felon who?"

Wash: "Felon my head and it hurts like hell!"



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Tuesday, May 21, 2013 5:33 AM

NEWOLDBROWNCOAT


Quote:
Originally posted by MUTT999:





"OK, OK, Zoe... If you'll get out the slinky dress for me to wear, I'll go borrow Mal's pretty floral bonnet."

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Tuesday, May 21, 2013 11:44 AM

WHOZIT






Alan didn't know that frogs explode.

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Wednesday, May 22, 2013 11:35 AM

TENTHCREWMEMBER

Could you please just make it stranger? Stranger. Odder. Could be weirder. More bizarre. How about uncanny?




Wash: You threw a washcloth at my head!

Zoe: Yes, I had to show you.

Wash: But... you threw a washcloth at my head.

Zoe: And you caught it. Only a man called 'Wash' could have caught it. Now back to the watching me bathe, shall we?

Wash: Oh! right...



BWAH!
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Wednesday, May 22, 2013 12:10 PM

WHOZIT






While guest hosting "Wake Up Miami" Alan learned that guest Cobie Smulders + Low Cut Dress = On Air Boner.

Alan was asked to stay away from the buffet table.

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Wednesday, May 22, 2013 12:46 PM

WHOZIT





Alan's kiddie show "Uncle Alan's Fun House" was canceled after Tickles the Clown Mr Mailbox on live TV.

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Thursday, May 23, 2013 7:30 AM

FLORALBUNNY




Mal won't accept Badger's offer of "Botox" as barter without testing it on a volunteer.

bun

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Friday, May 24, 2013 11:25 AM

WHOZIT



Actor Alan Tudyk for SCHLONGNEX Testicle Cream

Side Effects may include Sweating, smurking and an urge to buy Palm Trees.

Always consult your Doctor and the Gardening Department at Home Depot before using SCHLONGNEX.

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Saturday, May 25, 2013 8:53 AM

FLORALBUNNY




I was halfway through making dinner when pirates barged in and took the printer!



bun

the cake was as chocolate-y as he could make it

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Sunday, May 26, 2013 2:34 AM

WHOZIT




"Entertainment Tonight" cameras find Alan at home on a lazy Saturday afternoon talking about his roll in the up coming Dodgeball 2, and draining the pus from his head wound.

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Sunday, May 26, 2013 11:32 AM

FLORALBUNNY


spelchek much whozit? or not?

bun

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Sunday, May 26, 2013 11:47 AM

WHOZIT


Quote:
Originally posted by FLORALBUNNY:
spelchek much whoit? or not?

bun

Booger

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Sunday, May 26, 2013 1:04 PM

FLORALBUNNY


pus galore

bun


observer of Muphry's Law

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Tuesday, May 28, 2013 6:30 AM

BOOKONBOARDSYSTEMCOM


After holiday bump

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Tuesday, May 28, 2013 9:41 AM

WHOZIT


Quote:
Originally posted by FLORALBUNNY:
spelchek much whozit? or not?

bun


Oh it's "pus" not "puss", I fixxed it thanks. Still gross

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Saturday, June 1, 2013 6:56 AM

MUTT999





Wash: "Bump."

Zoe: "I can see."

Wash: "No, I mean this thread. Bump."



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Tuesday, June 11, 2013 4:00 AM

TENTHCREWMEMBER

Could you please just make it stranger? Stranger. Odder. Could be weirder. More bizarre. How about uncanny?


Mutt, that may be the best in-thread caption ever! LoL!

Okay folks, last chance for submissions before voting is set. I shall do my best to get that set up between tonight and tomorrow.

As usual, narrowing it down will be tough! I certainly have the wittiest crew of tightpantsers!

BWAH!
TCM

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Tuesday, June 11, 2013 1:55 PM

RYCE


Wash: Note to self, baby emu's are not the same as goslings! Their mother's doth protest too much!

No power in the 'verse can stop me!

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Friday, June 14, 2013 11:39 AM

WHOZIT






Fed up with with Speed Dating Alan trys Speed Farting, the Palm Tree in the back ground was found dead the following day.

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Wednesday, June 19, 2013 8:09 PM

TENTHCREWMEMBER

Could you please just make it stranger? Stranger. Odder. Could be weirder. More bizarre. How about uncanny?


Somehow I forgot to do this one, teensy weensy, tiny, nearly insignificant thing:

http://vote.sparklit.com/web_poll.spark/?pollID=1140459&pollalign=
center

Sorry! Please don't start a book club and torture me with readings of Shan Yu!
Oh, and vote. Get your friends to vote. Get strangers to vote. Get weirders and odders and bizarres and uncannys to vote too! ;)


BWAH!
TCM

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Thursday, June 20, 2013 12:28 AM

NEWOLDBROWNCOAT


Vote firsties! How weird a feeling is that?


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Saturday, June 22, 2013 2:16 AM

TENTHCREWMEMBER

Could you please just make it stranger? Stranger. Odder. Could be weirder. More bizarre. How about uncanny?


VOTING BUMP! (sorry Wash, just put some ice on it...)



BWAH!
TCM

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Saturday, June 22, 2013 1:41 PM

PDCHARLES

What happened? He see your face?




WASH: I guess this IS the wrong crowd.



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Wednesday, June 26, 2013 1:44 PM

TENTHCREWMEMBER

Could you please just make it stranger? Stranger. Odder. Could be weirder. More bizarre. How about uncanny?


Dang...too bad you didn't get that in before voting PDCharles! Nice one!

BWAH!
TCM

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