CAPTION TIGHTPANTS: Aim to Misbehave #49

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UPDATED: Wednesday, October 2, 2013 18:07
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Sunday, September 15, 2013 12:05 PM

TENTHCREWMEMBER Could you please just make it stranger? Stranger. Odder. Could be weirder. More bizarre. How about uncanny?

A big congrats to Manatee! If Jayne had wanted more schoolin', he'd have gone to school, so it's a good thing he at least got through 6th grade math! And now, a little quiet time with Mal and Zoe... Zoe: I think I just browncoated my tightpants. Mal: You realize we already tried that caption? Okay, so a little CT history in that one...gotta laugh at ourselves at times, right? No? Well, then post some funny captions so we can laugh at you...I mean with you. Have at it, Tightpantsers!

Sunday, September 15, 2013 12:26 PM

WHOZIT

Congrats Manatee Nathan) If this show's a hit I may take Fridays off. Gina) Feel free to take off the other four.

Sunday, September 15, 2013 8:21 PM

WHOZIT

Gina) I'm sick of that new director, I'm going to blow his stupid head off. Nathan) That gun is a prop. Gina) Then I'll beat him to death with it.

Monday, September 16, 2013 11:47 AM

BOOKONBOARDSYSTEMCOM

Great caption Manatee. It was my favorite Mal: That's your "Blue Steel"? Gotta say, I've seen better.

Monday, September 16, 2013 5:36 PM

WHOZIT

Zoe) There's Carlos Danger, let's break his face. Mal) Yea, let's break his face. Zoe) You hold him down and I'll stomp on his face. Mal) Right! I'll hold him down while you stomp on his face. Zoe) Stop repeating everything I say. Mal) Stop repeating everything you say?

Monday, September 16, 2013 6:42 PM

WHOZIT

Nathan) If FOX doesn't pick up this show I'm going to be back doing porn. Gina) Please stop talking.

Monday, September 16, 2013 9:05 PM

NEWOLDBROWNCOAT

Tuesday, September 17, 2013 10:44 AM

BOOKONBOARDSYSTEMCOM

Mal: In Wash's defense, he did say "If he wasn't married", he would take her in a manly fashion

Tuesday, September 17, 2013 11:05 AM

MUTT999

Congratz Manatee!!! Mal: "That time of th......?" Zoe: "YUP!"

Tuesday, September 17, 2013 3:05 PM

REAVERINA1985RIVIERA

Tuesday, September 17, 2013 5:30 PM

WHOZIT

Still Photo from the long lost and unaired episode titled, "Zoe gets a Yeast Infection" Photo Copyright 2002 Mutany Enemy Inc and 20th Century Fox

Tuesday, September 17, 2013 6:24 PM

BUP No more running. I aim to misbehave.

Tuesday, September 17, 2013 7:38 PM

WHOZIT

Gina) What did you do to my car? Nathan) You want the long or short version? Gina) Short version, the sooner I can kill you the better.

Wednesday, September 18, 2013 8:45 AM

ANONYMOUSE

Wednesday, September 18, 2013 11:12 AM

MUTT999

Zoe: "This gun belt is doing a job on my...." Mal: "PELVIS! You were gonna say pelvis, right?"

Thursday, September 19, 2013 10:14 AM

TENTHCREWMEMBER Could you please just make it stranger? Stranger. Odder. Could be weirder. More bizarre. How about uncanny?

Zoe: Also? I can kill you with my-- Mal: Brain!! I knew it! You're a reader too! Zoe: --gun. *click* Mal: *gulp!* BWAH! TCM *Download my Firefly Games for FREE at http://jonathan.kc8onw.net/TCM%20Firefly%20Games/

Thursday, September 19, 2013 11:59 AM

BOOKONBOARDSYSTEMCOM

Jayne: Stop me if you've heard this one. A pilot walks into a bar with a spike through his chest...What to soon? Mal: A limp is fine, just don't kill him. We have a job coming up.

Thursday, September 19, 2013 5:41 PM

WHOZIT

The Captain was both shocked and confused when Zoe began to swear in Yiddish.

Thursday, September 19, 2013 5:49 PM

WHOZIT

Zoe) Jayne went through my underwear drawer? I'm going to beat him to death. Mal) Good, he went through mine too.

Friday, September 20, 2013 5:33 PM

WHOZIT

Nathan) Take my glove, take my hand, throw them in the garbage can...I don't care cause I can't see, people love to watch me pee... Gina) In the name of all that's holy, if you don't stop singing I'm going to shove my foot up your ass!

Friday, September 20, 2013 5:39 PM

MUTT999

Mal: "Did River put Jello in your boots again?" Zoe: "I wish it was Jello, sir."

Saturday, September 21, 2013 5:00 PM

WHOZIT

Gina Torres and Nathan Fillon star in, "The Good, the Bad and the Icky" Tonight at 9 p.m. on AMC

Saturday, September 21, 2013 8:46 PM

BOOKONBOARDSYSTEMCOM

Monday, September 23, 2013 4:29 PM

FLORALBUNNY

ZOE: Singing! At the Emmys! Where's your integrity? MAL: It was NPH. He faked me out, then bullied me about making me his mare! And, and then he asked in my ear: DOES THIS HOST MAKE YOUR BDH LOOK FAT? bun

Monday, September 23, 2013 5:45 PM

WHOZIT

Nathan) I've gotta go potty. Gina) Of course you have to go potty, you always have to go potty. This'll be the 7th time today we've had to stop so you can go POTTY! Joss) Cut! Now I've got to go.

Monday, September 23, 2013 5:50 PM

WHOZIT

Gina Torres is Itchy Nathan Fillion is Scratchy Together they star in the live action version of, "The Itchy and Scratchy Movie" Coming Summer 2014 Photo Copyright 2013 Blood and Gore Inc. and 20th Century Fox

Tuesday, September 24, 2013 12:26 PM

MUTT999

Mal: "Now you know why Wash was fired as a fry cook." Zoe: "I'd stand back sir, way back..."

Friday, September 27, 2013 3:03 AM

TENTHCREWMEMBER Could you please just make it stranger? Stranger. Odder. Could be weirder. More bizarre. How about uncanny?

Zoe: I swear, if you spoil one thing for me about Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D., I will end you. Mal: Hey, it's not like any of us are in the show, what could I spoil? Select to view spoiler: By the way, have you seen Shepherd Book lately? Awful spry for a dead guy... Sometimes, I just like to amuse myself. ;) BWAH! TCM *Download my Firefly Games for FREE at http://jonathan.kc8onw.net/TCM%20Firefly%20Games/

Friday, September 27, 2013 3:05 AM

TENTHCREWMEMBER Could you please just make it stranger? Stranger. Odder. Could be weirder. More bizarre. How about uncanny?

So, if'n you got captions, now's the time to get them posted! I'm gonna (try real hard this time and) get voting up on Sunday! BWAH! TCM *Download my Firefly Games for FREE at http://jonathan.kc8onw.net/TCM%20Firefly%20Games/

Friday, September 27, 2013 7:14 AM

WHOZIT

Saturday, September 28, 2013 11:37 AM

TENTHCREWMEMBER Could you please just make it stranger? Stranger. Odder. Could be weirder. More bizarre. How about uncanny?

Zoe: *squish* Sir? Remember how I said you had a problem with your brain being missing? Well, I just found it. Mal: Really? Do tell. Zoe: Check under my left boot... BWAH! TCM *Download my Firefly Games for FREE at http://jonathan.kc8onw.net/TCM%20Firefly%20Games/

Monday, September 30, 2013 6:39 PM

WHOZIT

Nathan) Did ya see the "Breaking Bad" finale last night? Gina) No, don't tell me how it ends. I'm going to watch it tonight. Nathan)...Walt kills Uncle Jack's gang in the club house with a remote controled machine gun, then dies from a stray bullit wound a short time latter. This was before saving Jessie who then choked Todd to death with his handcuffs Gina) You Bastard! Why'd you do that! Nathan) I can't help myself...and I never liked you.

Monday, September 30, 2013 8:21 PM

TENTHCREWMEMBER Could you please just make it stranger? Stranger. Odder. Could be weirder. More bizarre. How about uncanny?

Wei! Only a day late with the voting, a new record! ;) Yes, I said "voting" IT'S VOTING TIME!!!! http://vote.sparklit.com/web_poll.spark/?pollID=1141381&pollalign= center Per the standard, vote for your two favorites! BWAH! TCM *Download my Firefly Games for FREE at http://jonathan.kc8onw.net/TCM%20Firefly%20Games/

Wednesday, October 2, 2013 6:07 PM

WHOZIT

Gina) You should vote for whozit's caption. Nathan) What's a whozit?