CAPTION TIGHTPANTS: Aim to Misbehave #52 by TenthCrewMember

Could you please just make it stranger? Stranger. Odder. Could be weirder. More bizarre. How about uncanny?

In an alternate ending to the game, I voted myself the winner, however, we're going with what aired... :P

Congrats to BOBSC! Another classic winning entry!

Now give a hand for a Leaves on the Wind image and help the newest Serenity stories set sail...by captioning one!

MAL(OS): Y'all see the girl stepping out of the spaceship with the really big wrench? Now I'm not saying you weren't easy to find. It was kind of out of our way and she demanded we come in the first place. Kaylee's lookin' to "fix" some folk. So really it's her will y'all should worry about thwarting. Cut him down.
Patron(OS): The doctor is kind of a bitch.
Kaylee: Yeah, but he's MY bitch...SO CUT HIM THE HELL DOWN!!!

Go on, give it your best!

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Friday, January 31, 2014 5:17 PM

Congratz BOBSC! Classic.

Kaylee: "Okay, who hit me with that stale Twinkie?!"

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Friday, January 31, 2014 6:24 PM

Kaylee: To hell with this. I'm gonna live!

No power in the 'verse can stop me!

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Saturday, February 1, 2014 2:54 PM

Congrats BOBSC

This wrench isn't heavy, it's made of alumino...alumimium...alumi...it isn't heavy.

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Sunday, February 2, 2014 1:04 AM

REAVERINA1985RIVIERA

Quote:
Originally posted by TenthCrewMember:

Kaylee: Ok, waste disposal system's fixed, and on a side note: no more ruttin' Mexican food for Jayne, EVER!

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Sunday, February 2, 2014 10:31 AM

ANONYMOUSE

As always, I'm lost in admiration. All these captions are hilarious!

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Sunday, February 2, 2014 1:45 PM

Kaylee: You want to meet the real me now?

OR

Kaylee: No power in the 'verse can stop me!

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Monday, February 3, 2014 5:21 AM

ALLMANNEROFSTOOPID

Quote:

Kaylee: "Jayne's always acting like he has the biggest nuts on Serenity. Well......"

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Monday, February 3, 2014 3:56 PM

BOOKONBOARDSYSTEMCOM

My thanks to those who voted.

Book: On second thought, I may grab another transport.

Kaylee: I SAID YOU'RE GONNA COME WITH US

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Monday, February 3, 2014 6:17 PM

Which one of you douchebags is Peyton Manning?

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Tuesday, February 4, 2014 12:24 AM

Kaylee: There were space monkeys.

No power in the 'verse can stop me!

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Tuesday, February 4, 2014 1:08 PM

Kaylee: "Go ahead. Mention strawberries or batteries again. I dare you."

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Tuesday, February 4, 2014 5:58 PM

"Firefly" episode 15 titled; "Kaylee buys a really big wrench with tape on it", was so awfull that Joss had the film destroyed and fired the writer...his own brother.

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Sunday, February 9, 2014 5:21 PM

Kaylee: *bump* or the strawberry gets it!

No power in the 'verse can stop me!

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Monday, February 10, 2014 8:39 AM

LUATH

It may not run on batteries, but it's been twixt my nethers...

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Thursday, February 13, 2014 10:39 AM

Could you please just make it stranger? Stranger. Odder. Could be weirder. More bizarre. How about uncanny?

Wow! O.O We've got some great captions! Keep 'em comin'!

Kaylee: I said...I'm not talkin' to you right now, Cap'n!!!
Mal(OS): *gulp!*

BWAH!

TCM

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Tuesday, February 18, 2014 11:09 AM

Could you please just make it stranger? Stranger. Odder. Could be weirder. More bizarre. How about uncanny?

*bump* (from a whack on the head with a wrench...) ;)

BWAH!

TCM

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Tuesday, February 18, 2014 11:27 AM

Kaylee: "PMS? I'll show you freakin' PMS!!"

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Tuesday, February 18, 2014 11:50 AM

PEACEKEEPER

Keeping order in every verse

Quote:
Originally posted by MUTT999:

River, I'll trade you for Simon. This is Buttkiss, she is my very favourite wrench!!! A Capisan38 engine tried to kill me once and I fixed it with this.!!

With the grace of age, commander, we learn to accept.

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Tuesday, February 18, 2014 6:11 PM

When you're a spy sometimes you...wait, wrong show.

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Wednesday, February 19, 2014 3:35 PM

BOOKONBOARDSYSTEMCOM

I have had it with these motherhumping monkeys on my motherhumping transport

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Thursday, February 20, 2014 11:25 AM

BOOKONBOARDSYSTEMCOM

Which one of you took the teddy bear off of my overalls?

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Monday, February 24, 2014 5:33 PM

Kaylee was the only one prepared for the Zombie ivasion.

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Friday, February 28, 2014 10:58 AM

Kaylee: BWAH

No power in the 'verse can stop me!

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Saturday, March 1, 2014 9:46 AM

Little known fact, Kaylee hates stray cats.

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Tuesday, March 4, 2014 11:45 AM

Could you please just make it stranger? Stranger. Odder. Could be weirder. More bizarre. How about uncanny?

Lookin' good, Tightpantsers! I'll be looking to get voting up here in a few days, so if you've got those last minute unbeatable shiny captions saved, now's the time to use 'em! For example:

KAYLEE: I like smackin' 'em!

BWAH!

TCM

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Tuesday, March 4, 2014 3:46 PM

Kaylee: Cap' said that was the last time with cows. Dong ma?

No power in the 'verse can stop me!

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Wednesday, March 5, 2014 10:14 AM

Kaylee: "This ain't nothin'. You should see my Vise-Grips!"

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Sunday, March 9, 2014 8:30 PM

The new FOX game show, "Get the answer wrong and you'll get hit with a really big wrench by a girl in green overalls" is a big hit in the middle east.

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Monday, March 10, 2014 1:15 AM

Could you please just make it stranger? Stranger. Odder. Could be weirder. More bizarre. How about uncanny?

Kaylee: Rock, paper, scissors, lizard, Spock? I say wrench beats them all!

Now go vote to see who wins our version of one-upmanship!

http://vote.sparklit.com/web_poll.spark/?pollID=1142497&pollalign=
center

BWAH!

TCM

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http://jonathan.kc8onw.net/TCM%20Firefly%20Games/

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Saturday, March 15, 2014 9:36 AM

Could you please just make it stranger? Stranger. Odder. Could be weirder. More bizarre. How about uncanny?

VOTE BUMP!

http://vote.sparklit.com/web_poll.spark/?pollID=1142497&pollalign=
center

BWAH!

TCM

*Download my Firefly Games for FREE at
http://jonathan.kc8onw.net/TCM%20Firefly%20Games/

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Sunday, March 16, 2014 9:02 AM