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Originally posted by Brenda:
Least you got someone to spend it with.

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Originally posted by Wishimay:
Don't blame you...Always said it was a miracle I ever got married and I would never want to date again. All the awkward conversations and "what's your favorite color" or "boxers or briefs?" "Do you have any felony warrants I should know about?" and "Have you ever molested a dead horse on a Tuesday wearing a dress?" sort of thing

And then there's the whole finding out what the REAL truth is five years down the line when he's drunk and you're off your guard and you call his mum and shout "You can have the sodding IDIOT back!!!!"

Yep. Much better off single. Except for that whole sex thing. Almost makes it worth all that nonsense. Almost.

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