CAPTION TIGHTPANTS: Aim to Misbehave #54 by TenthCrewMember

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CAPTION TIGHTPANTS: Aim to Misbehave #54

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UPDATED: Thursday, July 24, 2014 18:24
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Thursday, May 15, 2014 12:29 PM

TENTHCREWMEMBER

Could you please just make it stranger? Stranger. Odder. Could be weirder. More bizarre. How about uncanny?

And we have a winner! Tie-breaker cast by yours truly.

Congrats to Mutt999 for a wonderful return to the winner's circle!

Now then, for a little fun with The Creator...

Joss: In a way, this is your caption game, and if it sucks...it's your fault!

Ah, the wit of the Master! ;) Now give him your best shots, Tightpantsers!

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Thursday, May 15, 2014 12:52 PM

MUTT999

Thanks! (and nice graphic there, TCM, by the way!)

Joss: "Now, regarding that elevator incident between me and Fillion...."

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Thursday, May 15, 2014 4:41 PM

WHOZIT

Congrats MUTT

Duh

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Thursday, May 15, 2014 4:49 PM

WHOZIT

This picture of Joss was taken in 2004, this was before he lost all his hair and went completely insane.

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Thursday, May 15, 2014 5:07 PM

WHOZIT

Even though I have been making films and TV shows for over 20 years, I have no idea what this thing is behind me.

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Thursday, May 15, 2014 5:17 PM

WHOZIT

Most people were shocked to learn that this picture of Joss was taken in his bathroom.

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Friday, May 16, 2014 11:33 AM

MUTT999

Joss: "Sure I'm rich. But I still buy my shirts at the Salvation Army. Problem?"

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Friday, May 16, 2014 12:03 PM

BOOKONBOARDSYSTEMCOM

Great caption Mutt

Cameraman- My name is Alan Tudyk. You killed off Wash. Prepare to die.
Joss- You're still upset over that?

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Friday, May 16, 2014 6:36 PM

WHOZIT

Little known fact, Joss writes, produces and directs celebrity sex tapes.

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Monday, May 19, 2014 6:06 PM

WHOZIT

Joss Wheaton's cable access show "How to Edit Home Made Porn" Monday nights at 9 p.m. on channel 759

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Monday, May 19, 2014 7:15 PM

RYCE

Congrats, Mutt (nice tiebreaker there :-) )!

Joss: I reject your reality and substitute my own.

No power in the 'verse can stop me!

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Wednesday, May 21, 2014 7:09 PM

WHOZIT

Most people don't know the truth about why FOX canceled "Firefly". At the 2002 FOX Christmas party Nathan told the FOX execs that he wouldn't be working Friday's, next thing I knew my ass was at Disney.

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Wednesday, May 21, 2014 7:17 PM

MIKER

Once I found Serenity

Quote:
Originally posted by whozit:

Most people don't know the truth about why FOX canceled "Firefly". At the 2002 FOX Christmas party Nathan told the FOX execs that he wouldn't be working Friday's, next thing I knew my ass was at Disney.

SUMMER......

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Friday, May 23, 2014 7:36 PM

WHOZIT

Next on PBS, "Things that will make your butt hole pucker with Joss Whedon."

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Wednesday, May 28, 2014 6:10 PM

WHOZIT

Interviewer) Mr Whedon, have you ever tasted human blood?

Joss) Well I...um...well...

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Wednesday, May 28, 2014 6:15 PM

WHOZIT

My next documentary "The Spatula", will blow the lid off the kitchen untensil industry.

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Friday, May 30, 2014 5:46 PM

WHOZIT

After "The Avengers 2" my next film will be "A Mighty Poo", it will star Nathan Fillon as a man who must poo against all odds to win the heart of the love of his life played by Betty White.

I think I'll be able to bring it in for around $20, that's if I can can get Fillon to work on Fridays.

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Saturday, May 31, 2014 11:24 AM

TENTHCREWMEMBER

Could you please just make it stranger? Stranger. Odder. Could be weirder. More bizarre. How about uncanny?

Quote:
Originally posted by MUTT999:
Thanks! (and nice graphic there, TCM, by the way!)

Thank you. :)

Joss: I'm sorry, did you just say Disney merged with Troma Entertainment?

BWAH!

TCM

*Download my Firefly Games for FREE at
http://jonathan.kc8onw.net/TCM%20Firefly%20Games/

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Saturday, May 31, 2014 2:08 PM

WHOZIT

Interviewer) ...and finally Mr Whedon, where did you get the idea for "Buffy the Vampire Slayer?"

Joss) Ya know what, you bore me, so I'm going to kill you with my brain.

Interviewer) You're going to....AHHHHHHHH!!!

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Saturday, May 31, 2014 3:13 PM

NEWOLDBROWNCOAT

Quote:
Originally posted by MUTT999:

Joss: "I did NOT say, 'Kill 'em all, let Buddha sort it out," I said, ' Sorry, Alan and Ron, I can kill anybody I want.'"

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Monday, June 2, 2014 4:11 PM

BOOKONBOARDSYSTEMCOM

Joss: So you cast me in your movie, but I get stomped by a dinosaur, then eaten, then pooped out, and lit on fire?

Alan: You forgot about the giant wooden spear impaling your remains.

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Monday, June 2, 2014 7:42 PM

WHOZIT

I'm ashamed of how I'm going to fund my next film. I'm going to have to stoop to new lows, scrape the bottom of the barrel, sell my soul, get on my knees and beg...I'm going to "Kickstarter"...pray for me.

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Saturday, June 14, 2014 3:51 AM

TENTHCREWMEMBER

Could you please just make it stranger? Stranger. Odder. Could be weirder. More bizarre. How about uncanny?

Joss: This one time...I got this...writer's cramp...but it wasn't in my hand... *eyebrow raise*

BWAH!

TCM

*Download my Firefly Games for FREE at
http://jonathan.kc8onw.net/TCM%20Firefly%20Games/

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Monday, June 23, 2014 7:32 PM

RYCE

Joss: You are growing sleepy. Remember, Joss is god...

No power in the 'verse can stop me!

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Monday, June 23, 2014 7:35 PM

RYCE

Joss: I would just like to wish my self a very, merry birthday. That is all.

No power in the 'verse can stop me!

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Monday, June 23, 2014 8:03 PM

THGRRI

Happy Birthday

si shen

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Monday, June 23, 2014 8:41 PM

WHOZIT

I was born June 23rd 1964, when I was born they were still building Studebakers and the Flintstones were on primetime.

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Monday, June 23, 2014 10:06 PM

THGRRI

Joss Whedon

50 is the new 30!
30 is the new 10
10 yr olds r yet to come
Ghosts r future regrets
We r the house we r haunting
50 is the new old

si shen

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Tuesday, July 8, 2014 12:36 PM

TENTHCREWMEMBER

Could you please just make it stranger? Stranger. Odder. Could be weirder. More bizarre. How about uncanny?

Wow, my life was busy busy for a spell...let's get back to captioning!!!

Joss: Why aren't you captioning this amazingly captionable picture of me? What? Captionable, it's a word...now...

C'mon folks, don't let my absence spoil your fun! Let's get another few days of captioning in, and then I'll do voting time!

BWAH!

TCM

*Download my Firefly Games for FREE at
http://jonathan.kc8onw.net/TCM%20Firefly%20Games/

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Tuesday, July 8, 2014 5:55 PM

WHOZIT

Joss was fired from teaching at the UCLA film school when began calling the acting students "meat puppets".

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Sunday, July 13, 2014 10:22 AM

TENTHCREWMEMBER

Could you please just make it stranger? Stranger. Odder. Could be weirder. More bizarre. How about uncanny?

VOTING TIME!!!!

http://vote.sparklit.com/web_poll.spark/?pollID=1143186&pollalign=
center

BWAH!

TCM

*Download my Firefly Games for FREE at
http://jonathan.kc8onw.net/TCM%20Firefly%20Games/

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Monday, July 21, 2014 12:28 PM

TENTHCREWMEMBER

Could you please just make it stranger? Stranger. Odder. Could be weirder. More bizarre. How about uncanny?

Joss: Why haven't you voted yet? Seriously, I'm out here bumping the vote like a volleyball player running for congress...only, you don't want to see me in a bikini...

*VOTE BUMP!*

BWAH!

TCM

*Download my Firefly Games for FREE at
http://jonathan.kc8onw.net/TCM%20Firefly%20Games/

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Monday, July 21, 2014 5:55 PM

WHOZIT

If whozit loses this caption game, I'll release the "Zombie Monkeys".

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Wednesday, July 23, 2014 3:13 PM

HEAIMSTOMISBEHAVE

No matter who it is, you can't stop the signal. Not even with a sword.

Joss: "Wait...Nathan did what?"

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Wednesday, July 23, 2014 6:43 PM

WHOZIT

If you haven't voted you should do it now...and give me beer money.

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Thursday, July 24, 2014 10:30 AM

TENTHCREWMEMBER

Could you please just make it stranger? Stranger. Odder. Could be weirder. More bizarre. How about uncanny?

Joss: Last chance to vote...before I start killing off players. You know I will.

Ah, the Butcher of Burbank...let's all vote now and a new CT will be up by Monday with the winner!

BWAH!

TCM

*Download my Firefly Games for FREE at
http://jonathan.kc8onw.net/TCM%20Firefly%20Games/

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Thursday, July 24, 2014 6:24 PM

WHOZIT

Even I the great God like being Joss Whedon has voted...even though this caption game mocked me.

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