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CAPTION TIGHTPANTS: Aim to Misbehave #56

POSTED BY: TENTHCREWMEMBER
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Friday, September 5, 2014 12:23 AM

TENTHCREWMEMBER

Could you please just make it stranger? Stranger. Odder. Could be weirder. More bizarre. How about uncanny?


Well the vote is in and the winner is the answer to life, the 'Verse, and everything shiny, with 42% of the voting in their favor, let's give a big round of applause for Zaphod Beeb--err---ReaverInA1985Riviera!

Take a gander at his winning entry:


Congrats Reaver!

Now take a shot at this round's Tightpants challenge, a little screenshot from Firefly Online...


Man in vest: Look, all I am saying is this is the most luh suh street festival ever. There's not even a guy juggling geese...

Okay, so that's total weak sauce, and I am certain you can do better, so have at it, Captioneers!

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Friday, September 5, 2014 4:11 PM

MUTT999


Kudos to Reaver!!!




Captain Minear: "I traded the Kepler for three empty oil drums. Nice, huh?"





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Saturday, September 6, 2014 3:16 AM

REAVERINA1985RIVIERA


Lets see if I can make it two in a row.

Quote:
Originally posted by TenthCrewMember:



Group running: It's him, it's him! He's finally here!!

Jayne: Oh gorramit, we've landed on the dust ball where Wash is the hero.

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Saturday, September 6, 2014 8:39 AM

WHOZIT






I have bad news Captain, I've looked everywhere so the rumors are true, this moon has no bathroom.

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Saturday, September 6, 2014 8:55 AM

WHOZIT







Kaylee) This planet has everything and the prices are great What's this planet called?

Mal) Walmart.

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Saturday, September 6, 2014 9:46 AM

TENTHCREWMEMBER

Could you please just make it stranger? Stranger. Odder. Could be weirder. More bizarre. How about uncanny?


Awesome, y'all are already off to a great start! :D




Mal: Y'know, Inara, given how you called Sihnon's Capital City an "ocean of light", I was expecting something a little less...dustbally.
Inara: I suppose it has gone downhill since Unification.

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Sunday, September 7, 2014 11:12 AM

WHOZIT






In the latest "Firefly" computer game join the crew as they shop for fruit.

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Tuesday, September 9, 2014 9:40 AM

BOOKONBOARDSYSTEMCOM


Congrats Reaver



Mal: This is your diversion? Three barrels in the road?

Jayne: Well you did say no more getting naked.




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Tuesday, September 9, 2014 11:21 AM

MUTT999




Captain Molina: "Mad Dog, you grab the Slurpees. Tank, you find the Red Vines. Blade, get the Oreos. We'll meet by the Bingo Hall in five!"









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Tuesday, September 9, 2014 6:37 PM

WHOZIT







Zoe) We're a little early sir.

Mal) I don't care, the new iPhone 11,473 is coming out in 3 weeks and I want to be first in line...Wash, get me my comfy chair.

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Wednesday, September 10, 2014 6:22 PM

WHOZIT






Tim) How much is this helicopter shot costing us?

Joss) WHO CARES! I'M BRILLIANT!

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Thursday, September 11, 2014 10:26 PM

TENTHCREWMEMBER

Could you please just make it stranger? Stranger. Odder. Could be weirder. More bizarre. How about uncanny?




Mal: Jayne, I said get you, me, an' Zoe new gun barrels...what the hell is this?
Jayne: Uh, 3 barrels of guns...
Mal: Huh. I take back every unkind word I ever said about your character.
Jayne: Really?!
Mal: No.

BWAH!
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Friday, September 12, 2014 11:40 AM

WHOZIT






Mal) Look, I bought 3 drums, they were on sale.

Jayne) But they're empty...and used.

Mal) But they were on sale.

Jayne) But they're...

Mal) THEY WERE ON SALE!

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Friday, September 12, 2014 12:42 PM

MUTT999




Mal: "Jayne, help me with these barrels."
Jayne: "Drums."
Mal: "What's the difference?"
Jayne: "About 13 gallons."
Mal: "When did you get so smart?"
Jayne: "I watch Fraggle Ro..Um...Hey, I know things!!"





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Monday, September 15, 2014 8:34 PM

WHOZIT






Simon) Come quick, there's a guy over there that has something from earth there was, a 2007 Chevrolet.

Mal) What's the big hurry?

Simon) It's been recalled.

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Tuesday, September 16, 2014 9:38 AM

TENTHCREWMEMBER

Could you please just make it stranger? Stranger. Odder. Could be weirder. More bizarre. How about uncanny?


Quote:
Originally posted by WHOZIT:




Simon) Come quick, there's a guy over there that has something from earth there was, a 2007 Chevrolet.

Mal) What's the big hurry?

Simon) It's been recalled.


Now see, if you had said "Ford" or "Hyundai" instead of "Chevy" then the Chevy-owning Caption Thread Creator might have found that funny ;P


BWAH!
TCM

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Tuesday, September 16, 2014 9:46 AM

MUTT999




Mal: "How is a golf ball different from a Chevy?"
Jayne: "How?"
Mal: "You can drive a golf ball 200 yards."










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Tuesday, September 16, 2014 5:46 PM

WHOZIT


Quote:
Originally posted by TenthCrewMember:
Quote:
Originally posted by WHOZIT:




Simon) Come quick, there's a guy over there that has something from earth there was, a 2007 Chevrolet.

Mal) What's the big hurry?

Simon) It's been recalled.


Now see, if you had said "Ford" or "Hyundai" instead of "Chevy" then the Chevy-owning Caption Thread Creator might have found that funny ;P


BWAH!
TCM

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Last I checked, GM is recalling every car they've built since 1974.

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Wednesday, September 17, 2014 11:30 AM

MUTT999




Mal: "Okay, all we need now is a ride."
Zoe: "All they have are old GMC's with Cappison 38's."
Mal: "Okay, we walk."

(Sorry TCM, last one!)









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Thursday, September 18, 2014 12:15 AM

TENTHCREWMEMBER

Could you please just make it stranger? Stranger. Odder. Could be weirder. More bizarre. How about uncanny?


Quote:
Originally posted by MUTT999:

Mal: "Okay, all we need now is a ride."
Zoe: "All they have are old GMC's with Cappison 38's."
Mal: "Okay, we walk."

(Sorry TCM, last one!)



LoL! Ok, well at least you guys get kudos for holding your ground, chiseled jaws or no. ;P

(for what it's worth, I did chuckle at them both, I'm not a monster) ;)

BWAH!
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Thursday, September 18, 2014 7:04 PM

WHOZIT






Simon) RUN! They're coming this way!

Mal) REAVERS?!

Simon) NO! The people from the Ice Bucket Challenge!

Mal) Hold you're ground! Throw all of this mushy fruit at them!

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Friday, September 19, 2014 10:22 AM

MUTT999




Jayne: "GORRAMIT!! Hurry up! If I miss The Penguins of Madagascar trailer I'm gonna be pissed!"





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Friday, September 19, 2014 6:21 PM

WHOZIT





Simon) Captian! Can we borrow some money? They're showing "STAR WARS Episode IX: Death of a Franchise" in the movie tent.

Mal) I saw that, that's the film the put Lucas Films out of buisness.

Kaylee) I heard the crowd at COMIC CON pulled the cast off the stage and beat the hell out of them, they never found the directors body, just a lot of blood in his swimming pool.

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Saturday, September 20, 2014 2:17 PM

WHOZIT






Kaylee) I'm going to see that new boy band in the music tent.

Mal) What are they called?

Kaylee) The Screaming Douchebags.

Mal) Um...yea, good luck with that.

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Saturday, September 20, 2014 2:18 PM

WHOZIT



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Monday, September 22, 2014 6:33 PM

WHOZIT





Mal) What is in those drums?

Jayne) Reaver Chow.

Mal) Huh?

Jayne) They have a Reaver petting zoo here, they let me adopt a Rescue Reaver.

Mal) Huh?


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Tuesday, September 30, 2014 11:05 AM

BOOKONBOARDSYSTEMCOM





Serenity's first job.

Vendor: That's 200 crates of produce. Here is your 150 credits.

Mal: Going legit is boring. I'm robbing the bank on the way out of town.

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Tuesday, September 30, 2014 12:39 PM

PEACEKEEPER

Keeping order in every verse


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Hey Mal,on Earth that was there were only six cheeses needed to win Trivial Pursuit...on this rock, you need twelve and the pieces are gorram ENORMOUS!!


With the grace of age, commander, we learn to accept.

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Friday, October 3, 2014 12:19 PM

TENTHCREWMEMBER

Could you please just make it stranger? Stranger. Odder. Could be weirder. More bizarre. How about uncanny?


Hey all, one last day to get your best captions in!

Voting will start tomorrow for this round's winner!

You've saved your best for last, so keep 'em comin!



BWAH!
TCM

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Saturday, October 4, 2014 12:17 PM

TENTHCREWMEMBER

Could you please just make it stranger? Stranger. Odder. Could be weirder. More bizarre. How about uncanny?




Jayne: MaaaAAAAAL!
Mal(to self): Every gorram carnival, he's gotta start screamin' my name...
Mal(to Jayne): What is it now, Jayne?
Jayne: Can I get your vote?
Mal: For what, Verbena Prom Queen?
Jayne: For killin' the bastard that done singed my turtle I won playin' the Caption Tightpants game.

That's right folks...it is VOTING TIME!!! Vote for the 2 shiniest captions in the 'Verse as you conjure they are! CLick the link and vote!

http://vote.sparklit.com/web_poll.spark/?pollID=1143565&pollalign=
center

P.S. You know you're a hardcore Browncoat if you know "Verbena" and "bastard singed my turtle", just sayin'! ;)

BWAH!
TCM

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Thursday, October 9, 2014 6:25 PM

WHOZIT


Vote bump.

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Sunday, October 12, 2014 1:53 PM

TENTHCREWMEMBER

Could you please just make it stranger? Stranger. Odder. Could be weirder. More bizarre. How about uncanny?


vote bumpage

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Tuesday, October 14, 2014 6:48 PM

WHOZIT





Mal) OK, I want all of you to go into that voting tent and vote for one of whozit's captions.

Jayne) Why the hell would we do that?

Mal) Because he bought me these 3 drums of pig fat, now get in there.

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Wednesday, October 15, 2014 11:40 PM

TENTHCREWMEMBER

Could you please just make it stranger? Stranger. Odder. Could be weirder. More bizarre. How about uncanny?


Quote:
Originally posted by whozit:



Mal) OK, I want all of you to go into that voting tent and vote for one of whozit's captions.

Jayne) Why the hell would we do that?

Mal) Because he bought me these 3 drums of pig fat, now get in there.


Heh, nice. :)

Okay folks, lets get someone in their and break our three-way tie! If you haven't voted, do it now! YOU could make or break this round's caption!
(plus I hate casting the tie breaker vote) ;)


BWAH!
TCM

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Wednesday, October 15, 2014 11:40 PM

TENTHCREWMEMBER

Could you please just make it stranger? Stranger. Odder. Could be weirder. More bizarre. How about uncanny?


Quote:
Originally posted by whozit:



Mal) OK, I want all of you to go into that voting tent and vote for one of whozit's captions.

Jayne) Why the hell would we do that?

Mal) Because he bought me these 3 drums of pig fat, now get in there.


Heh, nice. :)

Okay folks, lets get someone in their and break our three-way tie! If you haven't voted, do it now! YOU could make or break this round's caption!
(plus I hate casting the tie breaker vote) ;)


BWAH!
TCM

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Monday, October 20, 2014 6:36 PM

WHOZIT






One of the people running) It's a 3 way tie so far! Quick, someone vote!

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