CAPTION TIGHTPANTS: Aim to Misbehave #57 by TenthCrewMember

Could you please just make it stranger? Stranger. Odder. Could be weirder. More bizarre. How about uncanny?

Okay, Captioneers! Wow, a 3-way tie in the voting last round. I cast my tie-breaker, and eliminated one...but that means we still have CO-WINNERS!

Tighten those pants and give a huge cheer to Reaver and Whozit for great winning captions! (Whozit actually had TWO of the three in the tied voting!)

Now onto the new round of captioning, featuring our namesake, Captain Tightpants himself, Nathan Fillion! Ok, ok, stop ogling and caption already!

*BRAAAAAAAPSSSPLORCH!*
Nathan: I, uh, think I, uh...just browncoated my tightpants.

Ok, now you! Give it your best and help keep the longest running caption game on FFF.net going! (and if you get a chance, check out the other one too!)

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Friday, October 24, 2014 11:01 AM

Gratz to Reav and Whoz!

Nathan: "Yes, I was born a woman. NO WAIT! CANADIAN! I MEANT TO SAY CANADIAN!"

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Monday, October 27, 2014 11:25 AM

BOOKONBOARDSYSTEMCOM

Congrats Reaver and Whozit

Yes, I have a toilet couch, but why are you in my bathroom?

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Tuesday, October 28, 2014 6:57 PM

Thanks all and congrats Reaver

Nathan Fillion screen test take 75

Nathan) I don't work on Fridays.

Director) Do you even know your fucking line!?

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Tuesday, October 28, 2014 8:24 PM

Nathan summons all his skills as an actor to deliver the line that could get him the "EMMY" award for best actor in a drama.

Nathan) Soup?

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Wednesday, October 29, 2014 10:28 AM

Nathan: "...and one fan made fun of my weight. I'm sitting on him now."

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Thursday, October 30, 2014 12:33 AM

Could you please just make it stranger? Stranger. Odder. Could be weirder. More bizarre. How about uncanny?

NATHAN: Right now I am out-acting you with both my hands tied behind my back.

BWAH!

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Thursday, October 30, 2014 7:21 PM

Nathan Fillion screen test take 84

Nathan) Tonight we will make love, a sick creepy love that will make the Angels vomit. I'm now going to shove my tongue down your throat.

Director) My Mother and Father took out a 3rd mortgage on their house to send me to film school...and now here I am.

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Friday, October 31, 2014 11:34 AM

Nathan: "Possible side effects of CIALIS include..."

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Sunday, November 2, 2014 4:23 PM

Could you please just make it stranger? Stranger. Odder. Could be weirder. More bizarre. How about uncanny?

Captain Hammer: There's something horribly familiar about this caption game.

BWAH!

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Sunday, November 2, 2014 6:35 PM

Nathan on Skype

Hey Morena, long time no see. First off congrats on that whole baby thing, I didn't know you were pregnant until a week after the baby was born. So I read that you're going to be on "Gotham", do ya know if they need a guest villain? I'd be great if ya could put in a good word for me, I'll work for scale...or a pizza.

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Monday, November 3, 2014 6:09 PM

I am the real Slim Shady...word.

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Monday, November 3, 2014 6:46 PM

Nathan Fillion for ACME Beef Jerky

Nathan) It's like biting into a tasty shoe.

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Friday, November 7, 2014 1:21 AM

Could you please just make it stranger? Stranger. Odder. Could be weirder. More bizarre. How about uncanny?

Nathan: So right now you could be outside enjoying nature, or writing a book, or curing cancer, or even playing Halo:ODST, but instead you're captioning. Your parents must be proud.

BWAH!

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Friday, November 7, 2014 10:43 AM

Nathan: "Yes, I CAN see you, and what you're doing. And you're all going to rot in that special level of Hell!"

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Friday, November 7, 2014 5:49 PM

And now, a message from the Master.

Greetings followers, I will now ask you to go to www.peopleschoiceawards.com and once again vote for me and my show. Soon my friends we will all gather, drink the magic Koolaid, and then ride the Comet home. Until that time, be sure to buy season 6 of "Castle" on DVD.

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Tuesday, November 11, 2014 8:59 PM

RYCE

Captain Hammer: I think I just broke my hammer

No power in the 'verse can stop me!

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Thursday, November 13, 2014 4:45 PM

RYCE

Hodor.

No power in the 'verse can stop me!

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Thursday, November 13, 2014 6:27 PM

Nathan guest hosting on the "Today Show".

Nathan) I found a nickel in the couch cushion, I can keep it right?

Producer) We're on the air.

Nathan) Yea I know.

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Monday, November 17, 2014 11:59 AM

Could you please just make it stranger? Stranger. Odder. Could be weirder. More bizarre. How about uncanny?

Nathan: Hey Captioneers, you've got a few more days to make me look awesome, not that I already don't but--
Director(OS): --just stick to the lines, Nathan.
Nathan: Fine...*grumble*...
Director(OS): Well?
Nathan: Bump.

:P

A few more days and then some voting, and then, here in America it'll be Thanksgiving week. So get those captions in, then remember to vote, and then I'll be posting a turkey day caption...
:)

BWAH!

TCM

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Wednesday, November 19, 2014 5:38 PM

Nathan's interview on TMZ TV.

Harvey Levin) So do you have any questions for me?

Nathan) What the Hell is in you sippy cup?

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Thursday, November 20, 2014 6:22 PM

Announcer) And now Nathan Fillion for "Bags-B-Gone" eye cream.

Nathan) It doesn't work.

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Thursday, November 20, 2014 11:08 PM

RYCE

Inara: You're going to be a father.
Mal: I'm going to be a fath-what?

No power in the 'verse can stop me!

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Friday, November 21, 2014 11:25 AM

Nathan: "Welcome to this weeks episode of Fun with Flags..."

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Friday, November 21, 2014 5:25 PM

Nathan on SKYPE with his Mom

Nathan) Guess what Mom, Bill Cosby invited me to his home for drinks, he said that I don't have to wear underwear.

Nathan's Mom) That's nice of him, you should...you don't have to wear underwear?

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Saturday, November 22, 2014 11:52 PM

Could you please just make it stranger? Stranger. Odder. Could be weirder. More bizarre. How about uncanny?

IT IS VOTING TIME! HODOR! :P

http://vote.sparklit.com/web_poll.spark/?pollID=1143799&pollalign=
center

Seriously...VOTE! As always, you can vote for your 2 favorites!
Tell your friends! Tell your enemies! Tell your frenemies! The more the merrier!

BWAH!

TCM

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Monday, November 24, 2014 6:21 PM

"Everyone Poops: The Motion Picture" Movie Trailer

Nathan) I'm pooping.

Copyright 2014 20th Century Film Corp.

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Tuesday, November 25, 2014 6:09 PM

Nathan) Over 2,000 views and only 8 votes so far? I'm outta here.

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Tuesday, November 25, 2014 11:32 PM

Could you please just make it stranger? Stranger. Odder. Could be weirder. More bizarre. How about uncanny?

Quote:
Originally posted by whozit:

Nathan) Over 2,000 views and only 8 votes so far? I'm outta here.

Heh. I think 1,500 of those are mine. :P

BWAH!

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Sunday, November 30, 2014 8:48 PM