CAPTION TIGHTPANTS: Aim to Misbehave #59 by TenthCrewMember

Thanks everyone, and Happy New Year... from the Twilight Zone. (May we all hit Lotto this year)

Mal: "Never seen Wendy's drive-thru so busy."
Jayne: "Told ya we shoulda went to Burger King!!"

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Wednesday, January 7, 2015 5:23 PM

Congrats MUTT

Mal) MAGIC SCHOOL BUS MY ASS!!

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Wednesday, January 7, 2015 6:59 PM

And now the worst caption in the history of the caption game.

Mal) I'm going to shoot that big ship with my little gun.

Jayne) Great idea.

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Thursday, January 8, 2015 11:07 AM

Mal: "ZOE! Did you just detour thru the south Bronx??"
Jayne: "What's worse. The Reavers or these pointy white floating blobs?"
Zoe (thinking): "Gonna kick 'em both in their ovaries."

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Thursday, January 8, 2015 7:01 PM

In 2517 the re-re-re-re-re-re-reboot of "Gone in 60 Seconds" is a huge hit, in it Eleanor is played by...whatever the Hell that thing is.

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Saturday, January 10, 2015 9:15 AM

In 2517 New Las Vegas is a great place to leave.

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Sunday, January 11, 2015 9:18 PM

Could you please just make it stranger? Stranger. Odder. Could be weirder. More bizarre. How about uncanny?

Smokey and the Bandit CXII was not the hit the Megaplex Theaters had hoped.

BWAH!

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Thursday, January 15, 2015 7:48 PM

When "The Lego Movie" was snubbed for a best animated film nomination by the Academy Awards, things got ugly.

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Friday, January 16, 2015 9:19 AM

Zoe: "Well, so much for de Blasio's 25 mph slow zones!"

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Saturday, January 17, 2015 1:40 AM

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Quote:
Originally posted by TenthCrewMember:

Dammit, Ms Frizzle!

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Monday, January 19, 2015 4:43 PM

RYCE

Peter Quill: I said my name is Star-Lord!
Jayne: Who rudding cares? Just keep shooting!

No power in the 'verse can stop me!

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Tuesday, January 20, 2015 2:36 PM

Mal: "Zoe! Faster! Gotta warn Haken!"
Jayne: "Gorram Spammers!!"

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Wednesday, January 21, 2015 9:45 AM

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BUMPITY

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Wednesday, January 21, 2015 10:09 AM

Mal: "Jayne, was it your idea to crash the DNC?"
Jayne: "What? Me?"

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Wednesday, January 21, 2015 5:44 PM

Mal) Are we being attacked by Reavers!?

Jayne) Worse! Talent Agents!

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Thursday, January 22, 2015 12:01 PM

Could you please just make it stranger? Stranger. Odder. Could be weirder. More bizarre. How about uncanny?

Mal: So what brings you to Shadow, Agent Coulson?
Phil: They tried to take the Skye from me...

BWAH!

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Friday, January 23, 2015 9:38 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by TenthCrewMember:
Mal: So what brings you to Shadow, Agent Coulson?
Phil: They tried to take the Skye from me...

Marvelous!!

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Saturday, January 24, 2015 1:28 PM

Mal) I've run out of funny captions, now what do I do!?

Jayne) Keep shooting Reavers!

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Monday, January 26, 2015 11:35 AM

Could you please just make it stranger? Stranger. Odder. Could be weirder. More bizarre. How about uncanny?

Mal: It's a shame we have to put down all these Captioneers.
Jayne: I reckon they just went mad from wearin' their pants too tight.

BWAH!

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Thursday, January 29, 2015 10:58 AM

Mal: "Ya'll know why you're here?"
Jayne: "I'm here so I won't get fined!"
Zoe:"...idiots......"

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Thursday, January 29, 2015 3:46 PM

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Mal: I told you not to use that fake bus pass!

Jayne: I didn't have exact change.

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Saturday, January 31, 2015 1:04 AM

Could you please just make it stranger? Stranger. Odder. Could be weirder. More bizarre. How about uncanny?

Mal: What the hell was that?!!?
Jayne: Dunno, but it feels like we done been here before.
Zoe: It was a thread bump, Sir.

BWAH!

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Sunday, February 1, 2015 10:27 AM

Could you please just make it stranger? Stranger. Odder. Could be weirder. More bizarre. How about uncanny?

Adam: Ta ma de! These fans are rabid!
Nathan: When I find out who started the rumors about a Serenity sequel, Captain Canada is paying them a visit!

BWAH!

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Sunday, February 1, 2015 10:32 AM

Could you please just make it stranger? Stranger. Odder. Could be weirder. More bizarre. How about uncanny?

Ok, Tightpantsers, a couple more days of submissions and then I'll set the vote! I know you've been saving your best for last, so let's have 'em!

Who will be forever immortalized as a victor in the original Firefly caption game? It could be YOU! Hell, it SHOULD be you! ;D

BWAH!

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Wednesday, February 4, 2015 11:47 AM

Could you please just make it stranger? Stranger. Odder. Could be weirder. More bizarre. How about uncanny?

*BUMP*

Just 2 days to go until voting time! Still time to caption and win!

BWAH!

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Wednesday, February 4, 2015 3:11 PM

RYCE

Jayne: THIS is why I never kiss them on the mouth.
Mal: I...can't even...I so don't want to know that!

No power in the 'verse can stop me!

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Wednesday, February 4, 2015 6:18 PM

Mal) For God's sake just tell them that you think "Empire" is the best show on TV and they'll stop!

Jayne) NEVER!! "Melissa & Joey" RULE!!

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Friday, February 6, 2015 10:58 AM

Could you please just make it stranger? Stranger. Odder. Could be weirder. More bizarre. How about uncanny?

VOTING TIME!!! (and this time I was on time!...must've been the bus!) ;P

http://vote.sparklit.com/web_poll.spark/?pollID=1144109&pollalign=
center

As always, remember you can vote for TWO captions! Two by Two votes of blue!

BWAH!

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Monday, February 9, 2015 10:51 PM

Could you please just make it stranger? Stranger. Odder. Could be weirder. More bizarre. How about uncanny?

VOTE BUMP!

http://vote.sparklit.com/web_poll.spark/?pollID=1144109&pollalign=
center

BWAH!

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Wednesday, February 11, 2015 6:25 PM

While on their way to the drive-in to see "Fifty Shades of Grey", the crew was attacked by Reavers.

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Thursday, February 12, 2015 11:29 AM

Could you please just make it stranger? Stranger. Odder. Could be weirder. More bizarre. How about uncanny?

Quote:
Originally posted by whozit:

While on their way to the drive-in to see "Fifty Shades of Grey", the crew was attacked by Reavers.

And it was still a better love story than Twilight... ;P

BWAH!

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Thursday, February 12, 2015 11:30 AM

Could you please just make it stranger? Stranger. Odder. Could be weirder. More bizarre. How about uncanny?

VOTE BUMP!

http://vote.sparklit.com/web_poll.spark/?pollID=1144109&pollalign=
center

BWAH!

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Thursday, February 12, 2015 11:30 AM

Could you please just make it stranger? Stranger. Odder. Could be weirder. More bizarre. How about uncanny?

VOTE BUMP!

http://vote.sparklit.com/web_poll.spark/?pollID=1144109&pollalign=
center

Need a tie-breaker (or three!) so vote! You don't have to be a participant in captioning to vote! If you read and like what you see, you get to vote too! (though we strongly encourage participation too!) ;)

BWAH!

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Sunday, February 15, 2015 6:21 PM

Over 2000 views and only 12 votes?

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Sunday, February 15, 2015 8:15 PM

Could you please just make it stranger? Stranger. Odder. Could be weirder. More bizarre. How about uncanny?

Quote:
Originally posted by whozit:
Over 2000 views and only 12 votes?

Well, 1874 of those views were yours. :P

But seriously, folks, EVERYONE IS ALLOWED TO VOTE. This game is all about participation of community. It's fine if you don't submit captions and just read the funny for funny's sake, and truthfully, it's ok if you don't want to vote BUT don't feel like you aren't allowed to if you don't give captions, because you are allowed!

So please, if you like the game, even if you don't play, show your appreciation and vote. It's totally anonymous. And we'd all be grateful. Not Kaylee-level grateful, mind you, but maybe, Book-level grateful. ;)

Thank you as always!

BWAH!

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Thursday, February 19, 2015 10:32 AM

Could you please just make it stranger? Stranger. Odder. Could be weirder. More bizarre. How about uncanny?

VOTE BUMP! Somebody break the ties!!! Please!

BWAH!

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Thursday, February 19, 2015 6:28 PM