CAPTION TIGHTPANTS: Aim to Misbehave #61 by TenthCrewMember

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CAPTION TIGHTPANTS: Aim to Misbehave #61

POSTED BY: TENTHCREWMEMBER
UPDATED: Monday, May 18, 2015 18:49
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Friday, April 10, 2015 9:46 PM

TENTHCREWMEMBER

Could you please just make it stranger? Stranger. Odder. Could be weirder. More bizarre. How about uncanny?

OK! Hope everyone had a Happy Easter (or other happy day of consequence)!

Here's our most recent winning entry from MAGDALENA! I'm struggling to recall, but tell me, Mags, are you a first time winner? Either way, congrats on a wonderful caption! It still makes me giggle a lot! :D

Ok, so now let's give this week your best shot, Captioneers! The Captain and Zoe...or just Nathan and Gina...however you may see.

Nathan(thinking): Pleeeease don't let Mr. Fishburne find out...

Right then, uh, I know you can do better, my Tightpantsers, so have at it!

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Saturday, April 11, 2015 12:00 PM

Congrats MAG

Nathan) Gina, I have bad news, FOX just canceled the show.

Gina) I know, they just towed your car.

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Monday, April 13, 2015 6:21 PM

After staring at Gina's boobs for a full minute, Gina kicked Nathan in the nuts shortly after this picture was taken.

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Monday, April 13, 2015 7:42 PM

Zoe's intensity makes Capt Tightpants sleepy.

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Tuesday, April 14, 2015 2:00 PM

BOOKONBOARDSYSTEMCOM

Gina- Has it really come to this?

Nathan- Yep, Dancing with the stars.

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Tuesday, April 14, 2015 10:42 PM

TENTHCREWMEMBER

Could you please just make it stranger? Stranger. Odder. Could be weirder. More bizarre. How about uncanny?

Mal: Zoe, um, you probably shouldn't have your hand down there, but, um, I'm strangely comfortable with it.
Zoe: Guess that means we're both going to the special hell then, sir.

BWAH!

TCM

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Wednesday, April 15, 2015 9:47 AM

Gratz MAG! Good one!

Zoe: "And his last request was for you to satisfy all my needs, no matter how....weird."
Mal: "I understand, I understand."

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Wednesday, April 15, 2015 5:49 PM

Nathan) Gina, I'm going to tell you something I've never told another soul...I've never been to Delaware.

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Thursday, April 16, 2015 12:08 PM

BOOKONBOARDSYSTEMCOM

Zoe: Soft kitty. Warm kitty. Little ball of fur

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Thursday, April 16, 2015 4:39 PM

Zoe: "No, Captain. I yelled 'duck'."

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Thursday, April 16, 2015 5:29 PM

Gina) You are getting sleepy, sleepy, now you're a sleep. You're going to listen to me and do as I say. You are going to stop smoking and picking your nose...now cluck like a chicken.

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Saturday, April 18, 2015 9:19 AM

Gina) Would you do this scene for two Scooby Snacks?

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Sunday, April 19, 2015 7:55 PM

Mal) Hold on, I'm getting a message from The Big Giant Head.

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Monday, April 20, 2015 1:52 PM

Nathan: You're about to reach around and grab two big handfuls of my tuchus and sing "Your booty is wonderland" in my ear aren't you?

(Gina talked about this in her panel at Emerald City Comic Con this year)

No power in the 'verse can stop me!

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Tuesday, April 21, 2015 5:37 PM

Gina helps Nathan stay steady as he tries to pass a kidney stone.

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Wednesday, April 22, 2015 10:37 AM

Zoe: "For God's sake, Captain, I'll PAY for a new windshield!"

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Thursday, April 23, 2015 2:59 PM

TENTHCREWMEMBER

Could you please just make it stranger? Stranger. Odder. Could be weirder. More bizarre. How about uncanny?

*whince* Nice one, Mutt! ;)

Zoe: Sir, this is just a thread bump.
Mal: Shhh, don't ruin the moment...

BWAH!

TCM

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Monday, April 27, 2015 7:25 PM

Zoe: Sir, I don't think this is how a Vulcan mind meld is supposed to work.

No power in the 'verse can stop me!

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Wednesday, April 29, 2015 9:20 AM

BOOKONBOARDSYSTEMCOM

Mal- Anything?

Zoe- I am getting a headache, but not because you're killing me with your brain.

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Thursday, April 30, 2015 11:22 AM

TENTHCREWMEMBER

Could you please just make it stranger? Stranger. Odder. Could be weirder. More bizarre. How about uncanny?

Oh, go se, we got some good ones this round! Keep 'em comin'! Just a few more days until I set up voting!

Oh, and as always, thank you everybody for making this game fun and special and still flyin' after all these years (been over a decade now!)

Mal: I'm thinking of a number between 1 an--
Zoe: 42, sir.
Mal: --nd...gorramit.

BWAH!

TCM

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Thursday, April 30, 2015 6:09 PM

Mal: Exec, the Operative's whining drained me a mite, let me hold steady a bit until he departs the area.
Zoe: No worry, sir. I can take over if you falter.

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Thursday, April 30, 2015 6:19 PM

In the lost episode titled "The Blood Blister", Mal finds a blood blister on his foot...that's pretty much it.

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Saturday, May 2, 2015 9:30 AM

Screencap from the lost episode "My Little Head Injury". After Mal smacks his head on the table, the crew tries to help him stop falling down and stop bumping into shit. Joss Whedon said of this episode, who ever wrote this piece of shit should be beaten to death and their body tossed into a dumpster.

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Sunday, May 3, 2015 9:53 PM

TENTHCREWMEMBER

Could you please just make it stranger? Stranger. Odder. Could be weirder. More bizarre. How about uncanny?

TIGHTPANTSERS...ASSEMBLE!

Or you can just go and vote...VOTING TIME! *confetti and horns*

http://vote.sparklit.com/web_poll.spark/?pollID=1144443&pollalign=
center

Remeber, you CAN (and should) vote for your favorite TWO captions!
I know, I know...I'm too benevolent and giving. ;)

VOTE! VOTE!!

BWAH!

TCM

*Download my Firefly Games for FREE at
http://jonathan.kc8onw.net/TCM%20Firefly%20Games/

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Tuesday, May 5, 2015 6:15 PM

Mal was crushed to learn that he was not the inventor of the spoon.

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Tuesday, May 5, 2015 11:14 PM

TENTHCREWMEMBER

Could you please just make it stranger? Stranger. Odder. Could be weirder. More bizarre. How about uncanny?

Quote:
Originally posted by whozit:

Mal was crushed to learn that he was not the inventor of the spoon.

Gorramit, Whozit, why didn't you get that up before voting? ;)

BWAH!

TCM

*Download my Firefly Games for FREE at
http://jonathan.kc8onw.net/TCM%20Firefly%20Games/

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Thursday, May 7, 2015 5:37 PM

TENTHCREWMEMBER

Could you please just make it stranger? Stranger. Odder. Could be weirder. More bizarre. How about uncanny?

Mal misunderstood when Zoe said "vote bumps", and when he reached for hers, she connected with his... :P

*VOTE BUMP!*

BWAH!

TCM

*Download my Firefly Games for FREE at
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Thursday, May 7, 2015 9:04 PM

Nathan) Gina, FOX canceled "The Mindy Project".

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Friday, May 8, 2015 6:10 PM

Nathan) Gina, so far only 10 people have voted, and I think whozit was 9 of them...and he's still loosing.

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Saturday, May 9, 2015 12:14 PM

The crew was saddened to learn that Soylent Green was people, and Soylent Blue was Kittens.

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Sunday, May 10, 2015 5:23 PM

In space no one can get a pizza delivered in 30 minutes or less...or hear you scream.

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Monday, May 11, 2015 6:21 PM

In the unaired episode "My Little Stool Sample", Mal is crushed to learn he has coodies.

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Tuesday, May 12, 2015 9:12 AM

BOOKONBOARDSYSTEMCOM

Zoe- Calm down sir. Someone will break the tie.

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Tuesday, May 12, 2015 3:07 PM

TENTHCREWMEMBER

Could you please just make it stranger? Stranger. Odder. Could be weirder. More bizarre. How about uncanny?

Quote:
Originally posted by BOOKONBOARDSYSTEMCOM:

Zoe- Calm down sir. Someone will break the tie.

Right then. STILL a five way tie? A couple more days, if there is still a tie of any variety, I guess I'll exercise emergency executive powers and break the tie, though I'd prefer not to! ;)

http://vote.sparklit.com/web_poll.spark/?pollID=1144443&pollalign=
center

Tell your friends, tell your family...tell your dog! Anyone can vote, anyone can play!

side note: informal poll...has the game become small enough I should just pick a winner, or should we keep voting as part of the game?

BWAH!

TCM

*Download my Firefly Games for FREE at
http://jonathan.kc8onw.net/TCM%20Firefly%20Games/

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Tuesday, May 12, 2015 6:33 PM

Because of a five way tie, whozit was declared the winner...then everyone cried.

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Wednesday, May 13, 2015 11:02 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by TenthCrewMember:
side note: informal poll...has the game become small enough I should just pick a winner, or should we keep voting as part of the game?

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Thursday, May 14, 2015 9:15 AM

BOOKONBOARDSYSTEMCOM

informal poll...has the game become small enough I should just pick a winner, or should we keep voting as part of the game?

I'd be for that. I love this game but it does seem we are getting less voters now days.
Maybe post a winner and runner up of your choosing. Just so our competitive edge stays sharp.

Good thing about Firefly, it's always making more fans. If we get a bunch of new players you might bring the vote back.

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Thursday, May 14, 2015 6:30 PM

Over 900 views but only 10 votes? If the tie isn't broken by Sunday afternoon I'm boycotting the next caption game. You will all be denied my brilliant captions.

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Thursday, May 14, 2015 10:05 PM

TENTHCREWMEMBER

Could you please just make it stranger? Stranger. Odder. Could be weirder. More bizarre. How about uncanny?

Quote:
Originally posted by whozit:
Over 900 views but only 10 votes? If the tie isn't broken by Sunday afternoon I'm boycotting the next caption game. You will all be denied my brilliant captions.

Now let's not be too hasty... ;)

But yeah, if there isn't a clear winner by Sunday, I'll choose one.

Also, in the interest of more captioning opportunities (less time spent on voting), I think, going forward, I'll go back to the original format where I set a deadline for entries, then I pick a winner...and maybe an honorable mention/runner up.

If anyone has any questions, concerns, complaints, or general nonsense to voice, you may direct them to my assistant: the wall to your left. ;)

BWAH!

TCM

*Download my Firefly Games for FREE at
http://jonathan.kc8onw.net/TCM%20Firefly%20Games/

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Thursday, May 14, 2015 10:06 PM

TENTHCREWMEMBER

Could you please just make it stranger? Stranger. Odder. Could be weirder. More bizarre. How about uncanny?

Quote:
Originally posted by MUTT999:
Quote:
Originally posted by TenthCrewMember:
side note: informal poll...has the game become small enough I should just pick a winner, or should we keep voting as part of the game?

You realize, we'll all just be eating Crow. :P

love this, btw. thanks for the grins.

BWAH!

TCM

*Download my Firefly Games for FREE at
http://jonathan.kc8onw.net/TCM%20Firefly%20Games/

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Friday, May 15, 2015 6:57 PM

Nathan) Gina...TMZ found the sex tape.

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Sunday, May 17, 2015 7:53 PM

TCM, you're awesome for keeping the game going for so long! I'm still enjoying playing after all of these years :-)

No power in the 'verse can stop me!

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Monday, May 18, 2015 6:49 PM

Still a tie? Fine, I'm boycotting the next game. You people want to enjoy my brilliant captions but you can't vote?

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