The top 6 reasons I hate Jubal Early by blackbeanie

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The top 6 reasons I hate Jubal Early

POSTED BY: BLACKBEANIE
UPDATED: Wednesday, December 21, 2005 03:38
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Monday, December 19, 2005 2:42 AM

6. That pole licking thing was just gross. Talk about un-hygienic, he has no idea what was on that *shudder* Ew
5. He comes in and beats half the crew up, that’s just rude.
4. He talks too much. Enough said.
3. That outfit. I don't know why, but it annoyed me, could've been the colour, I don't know.
2. He killed a dog, why would you do that?
1. Reasons 6-2 are things that eventually I might be able to get over. But the second, the SECOND you threaten Kaylee, you have dug your grave. No-one gets away with that.

So these are my reasons, do you agree, disagree, have more?
This is my first post, be kind.

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Monday, December 19, 2005 8:37 PM

BROWNCOATER

You have a lot of hate there. "Does that seem right to you?"

I liked the Early character. I hoped he'd somehow survive to return.

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Monday, December 19, 2005 8:40 PM

RIVER6213

I have a feeling that this has been done before.

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Wednesday, December 21, 2005 2:53 AM

BLACKBEANIE

I somehow posted the original message twice, that might be why.

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Wednesday, December 21, 2005 2:53 AM

BLACKBEANIE

I somehow posted the original message twice, that might be why.

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Wednesday, December 21, 2005 3:38 AM

MANWITHPEZ

Important people don't do field work.

Is this...is this a...list?
GLEE!!!

I want in! I mean, I don't necessarily hate Jubal Early...but...how long since we've seen a new list?

1. He's played by Law and Order guy. Then again, Mal is played by 2 Guys and a Girl..um...guy. So, I won't hold that against him...much.

2. His gun looks like a garden hose attachment. Form and function is fine, you know...when you're watering the gardenias.

3. Skintight leather may make an impressive visual, but, so far as spacesuits go, it can't be that practical.

4. He's got to be the least efficient bounty hunter out there. He'd been following them since Ariel? I've known three-toed sloths that were quicker.

5. He's played by that guy in The Hidden. I mean,..he...he...Actually, that's pretty cool. You can chalk that back up in the pro section.

6. Beat up Mal, Book, Inara...shoot Simon. That's all well and good. But, you watch your mouth when you speak to the mechanic. Jerk!

HA! Love me some lists, boy!

Kaylee: "What's so damn important about being proper? It don't mean nothing out here in the black."
Simon: "It means more out here. It's all I have..."

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